Advice for the Ladies

So, I mentioned earlier that today, my level of energy dropped like the thermostat in an old lady's house. This was at about 13:30 PST, maybe 13:45. By a few minutes after 15:00, I was in bed, and I slept until 19:00.

Anyway, while I was on my way home from school this afternoon, I was thinking about women. No surprise. I'd been talking last night to a friend of mine in Indiana, and had mentioned a girl who I dated twice. She was extremely high maintenance... Extremely high maintenance. Her name was Jenny. She was pretty good looking, but in the kind of way that made her excessively top heavy. So we've got a high maintenance girl who's excessively endowed. This is enough to completely disqualify a candidate, right?

The thing that Jenny did (on the second date, as I pretty much hosed up the end of the first date) that made her extremely memorable, and probably makes me miss her more than anything else, happens to be the sexiest thing a woman has ever done for me.

She listened to me, and showed a genuine interest in what was going on in my life and what I had to say.

So ladies, your duty is clear: pay attention to me, and I will remember you for it.