OverSwarthy
We recently had student body elections at Generic University. Last year's vice president ran uncontested for the title (and not much more) of president for the 2005/'06 school year. He was one of my contestants in the second round of yesterday's live game show on the quad.
Now, remember when I said that he ran uncontested? That means that he doesn't have to do any politicking, right? Well, I'll be damned if that little tidbit came anywhere near stopping him from making an ass out of himself.
Now, if our distinguished leader needed to throw the game to avoid having the president take a prize from another student, I can understand that; to be honest with you, I'm surprised that he played in the first place. His mother, when she'd actually answer a question, was very timid about it. What were a few of the answers that fearless leader offered?
Every morning, the first thing he does when he wakes up is to write a poem about how much he loves his mother.
He's a Health Administration major, he has no minors, and he's single.
His mother said that his dream job was to host a game show; he said that his dream job was to host that game show.
I, of course, shot him down at every possible opportunity. In the end, he and his mother were fourth out of four. My guess is that he dragged his mother into doing it, possibly without telling her beforehand.
In my five years of college, I've never once voted in a student body election, and this demonstrates to me that I was right not to the entire time. This loser will accomplish nothing as student body president, save for padding his silly little CV. What a jackass.
Me? I was president of two clubs, and helped both to stay off the ground and carry out successful operations during their early stages on campus. I've spent two years as a college radio DJ. I spent two years as a Naval ROTC midshipman. I can guarantee you that I've got more legitimate accomplishments on my CV than this hack.
I hope he spends his life flipping burgers or pumping gas, but I know he won't; and that, wankers, is a crime.
Now, remember when I said that he ran uncontested? That means that he doesn't have to do any politicking, right? Well, I'll be damned if that little tidbit came anywhere near stopping him from making an ass out of himself.
Now, if our distinguished leader needed to throw the game to avoid having the president take a prize from another student, I can understand that; to be honest with you, I'm surprised that he played in the first place. His mother, when she'd actually answer a question, was very timid about it. What were a few of the answers that fearless leader offered?
I, of course, shot him down at every possible opportunity. In the end, he and his mother were fourth out of four. My guess is that he dragged his mother into doing it, possibly without telling her beforehand.
In my five years of college, I've never once voted in a student body election, and this demonstrates to me that I was right not to the entire time. This loser will accomplish nothing as student body president, save for padding his silly little CV. What a jackass.
Me? I was president of two clubs, and helped both to stay off the ground and carry out successful operations during their early stages on campus. I've spent two years as a college radio DJ. I spent two years as a Naval ROTC midshipman. I can guarantee you that I've got more legitimate accomplishments on my CV than this hack.
I hope he spends his life flipping burgers or pumping gas, but I know he won't; and that, wankers, is a crime.
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