The Way to a Girl's Heart
What's the way to a girl's heart? Apparently it's inappropriate T-Shirts. A girl who was in a class with me last term sat next to me here in the lab, and eventually she told me about this pair of jeans she got at a thrift store. As I always link everything to some aspect of popular culture, I naturally showed her this shirt.
The aforementioned classmate of mine and I kept looking at shirts, and a girl on the other side of the aisle kept overhearing and laughing at our conversation, so I told her she could come over and look, too. After a few minutes, she went back and logged out of her computer and pulled up a chair. I showed her stuff from Busted Tees, Cotton Factory, T-Shirt Humor, and T-Shirt Hell. Eventually, I even showed her a few from Right Wing Stuff and Free Will. I don't think she was as lit up about those.
The moral of the story, children? If you want attractive young women in a computer lab to flock to you, show them hilarious T-Shirts. It worked for the Fly!
The aforementioned classmate of mine and I kept looking at shirts, and a girl on the other side of the aisle kept overhearing and laughing at our conversation, so I told her she could come over and look, too. After a few minutes, she went back and logged out of her computer and pulled up a chair. I showed her stuff from Busted Tees, Cotton Factory, T-Shirt Humor, and T-Shirt Hell. Eventually, I even showed her a few from Right Wing Stuff and Free Will. I don't think she was as lit up about those.
The moral of the story, children? If you want attractive young women in a computer lab to flock to you, show them hilarious T-Shirts. It worked for the Fly!
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