Whacko Mommo

Oh, for crying out glaven.

SANTA MARIA, Calif. — Two mothers testified at Michael Jackson's trial that they trusted the singer enough to let their sons sleep in his bed and were convinced that no molestation ever occurred.

Joy Robson and Marie Lisbeth Barnes praised Jackson from the witness stand Friday.

"I've known Michael for a long time. I've spent many hours talking to him about everything. I feel like he's a member of my family. I trust him. I trust him with my children," said Robson, whose 22-year-old son, Wade Robson, told jurors earlier that he was never molested by Jackson.

I move that this testimony be stricken from the record by reason of insanity, because you'd have to be crazy to let your child sleep with a FORTY YEAR OLD MAN!