It's Ladies' Night

There are several posts that I want to make, and they all happen to be about those members of humanity who, though beautiful, also happen to be evil. As Coffee Girl's brother once said to me, "If women are trouble, I want to find some trouble." Read on, friends, but don't be surprised if these stories either drive you completely insane, or make you laugh hysterically at my misfortune, or even make you a bit wiser; for me, they most often did all three at the same time.

I suppose you can blame it upon a rush of blood to the head.