05 July 2005

A Birthday Surprise

I got to Arabic class a minute or two late today, and lo and behold, Annoying Girl was nowhere to be found. Yay! I wasn't the last one to arrive in class; the skinny, extremely pale kid arrived, and then, lo and behold, everyone was shocked to see Annoying Girl had returned after missing nine hours (of fifteen) last week. She was slightly better behaved than previously, but still said things she shouldn't, still argued items with the teacher, still interrupted, et cetera.

By the way, in case you were wondering? Pink lace thong today. I wasn't wondering, but thanks to her low-rise jeans, I found out anyway. I'm under the impression that a girl doesn't wear low-rise jeans and "sexy" (but not on her) panties, plus a sleeveless shirt with a plunging neckline, unless she wants to show off what she's got. So what does Annoying Girl do? She pulls said shirt down to cover her exposed back/ass/whatever. Give me a break!

The instructor, who I'm consistently impressed with, was in rare form today. She wrote twenty words on the board, ten sets of two, and we had to go up individually; she'd say one of the two words, and we had to identify it. For one of my Marine buddies and I, she said a word that was like the word we were supposed to circle, but not the exact word, and then she'd laugh and inform us that she hadn't said one of the words on the board. Frustrating, but hilarious.

The highlight, of course, was going on break and finding out from one of my aforementioned Marine buddies that Annoying Girl was being correted by the instructor for missing three days of class and not even informing the instructor. Good for the instructor, I say.

The only other interesting information about Annoying Girl is that we saw some more of her tattoos today. She has a pair of eyes on her back (above the kidneys), a squiggly design with an "M" on her inner right ankle, green somethings on either side of her upper belly (somewhat covered by a shirt when it's pulled low enough), and some sort of poor quality Chinese symbol on her left butt cheek. Seriously... Eyes, on your back? How asinine is that?

Right then, I'm off to work. More later.

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