Comedy Conversant

I thought you folks would get a kick out of today's conversation with The Wife.

The Fly: This is so strange, I really feel like I'm having this discussion with my big sister or something.
The Wife: lol...you don't have a big sister though, do you?
The Fly: Nope.
The Fly: I have some younger female cousins.
The Fly: I'm the absolute oldest cousin on either side.
The Wife: Well just think, we have no sexual tension or anything like that. We talk like brother and sister.
The Fly: Indeed we do.
The Wife: We call eachother names and bait eachother
The Fly: I can not wait to have a wedding and have you there.
The Wife: I could see that.
The Wife: lol We'll be there. With bells on.
The Fly: Yeah, and you'll probably dance around while I'm trying to say my vows.
The Wife: Nah, I'll be good. I promise. lol
The Fly: "I, Fly (*jingle*) take you, (*jingle* *jingle*) For [glaven]'s sake, [Wife], will you and your [glaven]ing Longhorn husband sit the [glaven] down! Sorry, Reverend, where were we?"
The Wife: Well dude. Mike's back from having his car inspected so we need to run to the store.
The Wife: HAHAHAH
The Wife: LOL...now THAT was funny!
The Fly: Hehehe
The Fly: We should both post it on our blogs.
The Wife: You post, I'll do the same.

Jingle, indeed.