Stuff Fly Wants

Consider this a brief list of some of the stuff I want. When I have a lot of money, I'll start buying it.

British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99

British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £90.00

Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90

Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83

Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96

Brita Water Filtration Pitcher - $29.99

George Foreman Grill - $59.99

Embalming: History, Theory, and Practice by Robert G. Mayer - $84.05

Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown

I'd also like a well furnished flat, enough alcohol to stock a gentleman's wet bar, and prints of beautiful pieces of art hanging throughout said flat. I'm not holding my breath on that one yet.

Anything y'all are jonesin' for?