Nuclear Innovating Mullahs

There's interesting news from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the probably-illegitimate president of Iran.

Iran wants negotiations over its nuclear programme to continue and is finalising "innovations" to resolve the dispute, the Islamic republic's new hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced Wednesday.

That innovation? You guessed it: an atomic bomb!

(I'm kidding... Sort of.)