16 October 2005

A Semi-Super Fly Weekend

Maybe the title's a bit grandiose. You'll have to excuse it. Sorry I didn't post anything yesterday; I was a bit tied up, and not in that nice amateur pornography way.

Friday night, prior to Galactica, I began the long task of sorting through old clothes in a search of things I can get rid of. There's about one drawer that still needs to be sorted, but for the most part, I'm good, and I've reduced my amount of excess clothes. Now, I just need to make two trips: one to one of the pawn shops, which sells used jeans, and one to Goodwill or something. Also, while I had that corner of my room cleared out, I got everything out from under my bed, and then put most of it back. Among other things, I found:

  • A brand new model kit, still in the original plastic, of an F4U Corsair
  • Six or seven old computer games, most of which I've not played in years
  • The October 1999 issue of Playboy, the last time that they had "Girls of the Pac 10"
  • A Snakelight, and an Energizer Flashlight

    Eventually, since long-time TSTF commentator April was back in College City for the weekend, I sorted my stuff as best I could and hit the highway. It was pretty heinous on the road; I usually go about sixty-eight, but I think I mainly stuck between sixty and sixty-five, and I was slower on the way back on account of less light and more water. At any rate, I got to April's house, and then we went to pick up April's best friend, who I'll call Swill, and went to the happiest place on Earth: [Generic Massive Book Store] in Metropolis. I'd not been there in a couple of years; unfortunately, since I'm in a nominal low-spending mode, I'm not sure I was able to truly appreciate it. I wound up buying three books and two postcards, one of which I'll send to Doug the Embalmer; I spent less than twenty dollars in a store that I could easily drop a thousand dollars in. Being on a budget is a bit of a buzz kill, I guess; then again, it's probably a stabilizing force, so it's not all bad.

    Before leaving [Generic Massive Book Store], we went across the street to a gelatto restaurant that probably wasn't there the last time I was in the area. Upon completion of that, we drove back to Swill's boyfriend's flat to drop her off, then back to April's parents' house to drop her off. I stuck around for a bit, talked to my favorite of her six brothers, and then went out to leave. Upon doing my customary walk-around of my car, which I do prior to most night driving in order to be aware of problems (and hopefully fix them) before the constabulary can pull me over for them, I noted that my front left bottom blinker was out. I hugged April goodbye, and drove to the nearest fueling depot.

    I got myself parked, and the attendant came over; you must keep in mind, of course, that by this time it's roughly 00:30 on Sunday morning. However, I assumed that since this was an area that has big lorries passing through all the time, they probably had the expertise, capacity, and inventory to replace a simple running light. I was incorrect in that assumption. I told the attendant that I had a running light out and needed to replace it; he literally raised his hand as if he was still in elementary school and said "Can I ask you a question? What's a running light?" He was a somewhat rotund person in a reflective orange vest, and sporting a stylish labret piercing; you can imagine my surprise to learn that he was dumb as a post. At any rate, I got out of my car and showed him the light that was out, and he informed me that they had a limited bulb selection in the mini-mart among the flashlights, and that I'd have to change it myself. I asked him to confirm that, and he said that he couldn't do it, not because it wasn't within his responsibilities as a fuel depot attendant, but because he was barely qualified to check oil. I thanked him and got back on the road, figuring that if I were pulled over, I could explain that the metallic gentleman at the fuel depot had been dumb as a brick, and unable to help me.

    Honestly. I realize that running a full service gas station half an hour after midnight on a Saturday night isn't exactly the fast track to a PhD, but shouldn't we expect some level of intelligence in these people? At my regular service station, there's a guy there who's dumb as a sack of hammers, forty years old, and has reached his peak as a pump monkey, and I guarantee you that he could change the light bulb in a blinker, albeit very slowly. Good grief.

    At any rate, it's time for me to get ready for work. I'll do a news update, including my thoughts on the selection of Daniel Craig as the next James Bond, while I'm down there.
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