Clinton Jokes

I got this joke forwarded to me from The Wife.

Hillary Clinton was spending the morning at a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk to the children about her job as a US Senator. After her talk, she offered question time. One little boy put up his hand, and the Senator asked him what his name was. "Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions. First, whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office? And third, whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. Hillary Clinton informed the kids that they would continue after recess. When they resumed, Hillary said, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy raised his hand; the esteemed Senator from New York pointed him out and asked him what his name was. "Gary."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions. First, whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third, whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton took when you left the White House? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what happened to Kenneth?"

I laughed, so I'll see her that joke, and raise her this one from hallowed antiquity...

"This weekend, veteran news anchorman David Brinkley apologized to Bill Clinton for an election night commentary in which he called the president, quote, 'boring and uncreative.' Admitted Brinkley: 'There was certainly nothing uncreative about the way you moved Vince Foster's body.' [mixed and mild reaction from the crowd] ... President's a murderer, you didn't know that?"
- Norm MacDonald, 1996

The Clintons: is there any joke that doesn't apply to them? If you'd like to read one more, the eyerocker's got a great one.