When Racism is Funny

Ahhh, from hallowed antiquity...

Peter: Satan's army has crossed over the Plains of Limbo!
Gabriel: Then they will be here on the morrow. Without Kenny's soul here there will be nobody who can use the holy PSP.
Uriel: No! There is another. A Japanese boy did make it to level fifty-nine.
Michael: [thinks for a moment] Are you stupid, Uriel? Japanese people don't have souls!
Angel 9: Yeah
Angel 10: Yeah
Angel 11: Yeah
Angel 12: Yeah, Uriel!
Uriel: Oh, right right, I'm sorry
Michael: Kenny remains our only hope! Here is what we must do. [walks up to the chalkboard and starts writing] Gabriel and Uriel, you go down to Earth and try to get that feeding tube removed. In the meantime [sniffs those Sharpie fumes] we will put all our troops at Heaven's Gate. We will try to keep Hell's Aermy from breaking through as long as possible. [sniffs those Sharpie fumes] Hopefull, it will be long enough to get our Keanu Reeves back.

Because, let's face it: it's all about Keanu Reeves.

And, for the record, I don't disbelieve in the existence of souls in the Japanese; if there's any ethnic group that doesn't have souls, my money's on the Kyrgyz.

Just kidding.