Hell Thaws

If any of you have read Dante's "Inferno", you'll know that Hell is actually a desolate, frozen wasteland, and Satan is encased in ice formed from his own tears. Why do I say this?

Because hell has defrosted itself. One of the lines from the commercial I saw?

Larry: "There's a woman out there selling snow cones, and she's not wearing a bra!"
Someone else: "Is that a health code violation?"
Larry: "No, but it makes me want to go get a snow cone!"

This film looks truly diabolical, and I fear for the very fabric of the space-mojo continuum.