A Slow News Day
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Iran claims that it's developed several new weapon systems. They claim they have a torpedo that can break a heavy warship in two, a torpedo that travels over two hundred miles per hour, and a multiple-warheaded missile that can evade radar. You'll excuse me if I take those claims with a grain of salt.
Hell has frozen over: they're making a live action Simpsons movie. I love the Simpsons, but let's be honest: it jumped the shark several years ago. Making a movie, let alone a live action movie with the original voice actors doing the dialogue, is just beyond silly.
The French are gearing up for more protests over a job law that makes sense. For those of you who haven't been following it, the French government passed a law that allows employers to fire an employee under a certain age for no reason during the first two years of their employment. Young French citizens, who are used to entitlements, want their lives to be a sure thing, so they're protesting the legislation, and I'm poking fun at them on my blog.
And finally, an Islamist spokesman is claiming that Abu Musaab al-Zarqawi has been replaced by an Iraqi. Whether this is true or not is anyone's guess, but you'd better believe that even if al Zarqawi isn't the figurehead anymore, he's still calling most of the shots. After all, he's got the support of bin Laden and al Zwahiri.
And me? I'm still talkin' about the end of the world.
Iran claims that it's developed several new weapon systems. They claim they have a torpedo that can break a heavy warship in two, a torpedo that travels over two hundred miles per hour, and a multiple-warheaded missile that can evade radar. You'll excuse me if I take those claims with a grain of salt.
Hell has frozen over: they're making a live action Simpsons movie. I love the Simpsons, but let's be honest: it jumped the shark several years ago. Making a movie, let alone a live action movie with the original voice actors doing the dialogue, is just beyond silly.
The French are gearing up for more protests over a job law that makes sense. For those of you who haven't been following it, the French government passed a law that allows employers to fire an employee under a certain age for no reason during the first two years of their employment. Young French citizens, who are used to entitlements, want their lives to be a sure thing, so they're protesting the legislation, and I'm poking fun at them on my blog.
And finally, an Islamist spokesman is claiming that Abu Musaab al-Zarqawi has been replaced by an Iraqi. Whether this is true or not is anyone's guess, but you'd better believe that even if al Zarqawi isn't the figurehead anymore, he's still calling most of the shots. After all, he's got the support of bin Laden and al Zwahiri.
And me? I'm still talkin' about the end of the world.
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