The Fly Can Run But He Cannot Hide

For those of you who are confused by Fly's bizarre route to Virginia, do not despair. Father Time attached a GPS to the Flymobile and has been tracking his schizophrenic travels. Contrary to his last post, he has encountered some problems along the way.

Note carefully the small green trees on the map. Each tree is a location where a "friend" has refused to let Fly enter his/her house. The single black dot near the center is a half-way house for recovering liberals, and by law, cannot refuse anyone overnight accommodations. The other two dots (on the right) are animal shelters that refused Fly's pleas for a meal and some straw.