Slightly Unhinged

I had a lousy night last night, so I went to bed early. Really, really early. As such, I'm going to quickly bullet point yesterday's stories. Hopefully tonight will be back to normal - I'd really rather avoid a repeat of last night.

Story about Hilary Duff, who I impregnated in a dream in July of '07

Fox News article on "The Hidden Khalid Sheikh Mohammed," mastermind of 9/11, current residence, Guantanamo Bay - very interesting read

Scientists Call AP Report on Global Warming 'Hysteria'

BA, Virgin cut fuel surcharge (due to the collapse of the oil bubble)

China may send ships to Somalia (knowing those buggers, it's tough to say whose side they'll be on)

Opec plans record oil output cut (suck it, OPEC!)

On the Hunt in Baghdad by Michael Totten

From the Onion: Coffeehouse Encounter Results In Conversation, Cunnilingus

Take 'er easy.