Mark It

I'm going to be working on a paper well into the night, hoping to finally finish it up for submission to my advisor, Professor Augustus, on Tuesday. Just to keep everyone occupied, I'm going to leave a question, and my answer:

What do you use as a bookmark?

Do you dog-ear your pages? Do you use a dollar bill, or a note card, or a ribbon?

I have several bookmarks. Two of them are laminated $5000 bill bookmarks from Waldenbooks (not real ones). I also have a papyrus bookmark with a diagram of the "heiroglyphic alphabet" on it, in a plastic sleeve with a multicolored tassle.

Go ahead, folks. I know you're not illiterate; amaze me.