Second Hand Smoke

This is just one of the many reasons why I love Norm MacDonald.

I gotta admit, though, second-hand smoke is bad, like I don't like, when I smoked I didn't like second-hand smoke, y'know? I liked that first-hand smoke 'cause you get to suck it right out of the cigarette, y'know? And the second-hand, anything that's already been ingested by someone is not as good, y'know? Y'know what I mean? Like a pork sandwich is delicious, but after - a digested pork sandwich? That's [sexually active excrement]!
- Norm MacDonald on Dennis Miller Live, 6th June 1997

Which, while not proving my theory, does nothing to disprove my theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff!