Because I Can

I've made a point, several times, of putting stuff on my blog just because I could. I'm going to do it again. For your reading entertainment, an egotistical reworking of the lyrics to "The Spy Who Loved Me" by Carly Simon.

Nobody does it better
Makes you feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as me
Baby, I'm the best

You weren't lookin' but somehow I found you
You tried to hide from my love light
But like heaven above you the spy who loved you
Is keepin' all your secrets safe tonight

And nobody does it better
Though sometimes you wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way I do
Why'd I have to be so good?

The way that I hold you whenever I hold you
There's some kind of magic inside me
That keeps you from runnin', I'll just keep it comin'
How'd I learn to do the things I do?

And nobody does it better
Makes you feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as me
Baby, baby, darlin' I'm the best
Baby I'm the best
Baby I'm the best
'Cause baby, I'm the best
Darling, I'm the best
Darling, I'm the best
'Cause baby, I'm the best...

And now, back to your regularly scheduled good blogging stuff. I'm going to play with Jack for a while!