All the News that's Fit to Plagiarize
Earlier I posted pretty much the only two interesting stories from Fox and CNN. Here's what's hot around the rest of the media.
A crowd full of "activists" stole many, many pairs of little girls' underwear that were meant to serve as a protest display against child rape in South Africa. Between this and their recent legalization of gay marriage, I'm thinking South Africa isn't the example to follow these days.
The Commonwealth Bank of Australia is taking flack from the unions over a grooming guide that was issued to employees, giving them guidance on everything from aftershave to underwear. As far as I'm concerned, if a company hires you, then they have the right to require a certain standard of grooming, and offer guidance on specifics. The bank has a vested interest in the proper grooming and appearance of their employees, it's as simple as that.
Exxon is returning to Libya, which once again proves my theory: holding the worst terrorist regimes in the world responsible for their crimes makes their cronies take stock and sell out to us, the dirty American infidels who can help them to find happiness, prosperity, and peace.
India has signed on to participate in the giant mess that will be the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor program, a nuclear fusion reactor that would have worked and been fine if they'd built it in Japan, but will instead be a massive catastrophe since the French bullied their way into being the host site.
And, finally, there was a horrible plane crash in Tehran today. My condolences go out to the innocent Iranian citizens who were killed or wounded in this tragedy.
A crowd full of "activists" stole many, many pairs of little girls' underwear that were meant to serve as a protest display against child rape in South Africa. Between this and their recent legalization of gay marriage, I'm thinking South Africa isn't the example to follow these days.
The Commonwealth Bank of Australia is taking flack from the unions over a grooming guide that was issued to employees, giving them guidance on everything from aftershave to underwear. As far as I'm concerned, if a company hires you, then they have the right to require a certain standard of grooming, and offer guidance on specifics. The bank has a vested interest in the proper grooming and appearance of their employees, it's as simple as that.
Exxon is returning to Libya, which once again proves my theory: holding the worst terrorist regimes in the world responsible for their crimes makes their cronies take stock and sell out to us, the dirty American infidels who can help them to find happiness, prosperity, and peace.
India has signed on to participate in the giant mess that will be the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor program, a nuclear fusion reactor that would have worked and been fine if they'd built it in Japan, but will instead be a massive catastrophe since the French bullied their way into being the host site.
And, finally, there was a horrible plane crash in Tehran today. My condolences go out to the innocent Iranian citizens who were killed or wounded in this tragedy.
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