Fly Report: 13th December 2005
Good morning. If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
It's 46° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 27° Fahrenheit with afternoon snow.
The average price of oil is $60.15 (?) per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.77 for £1, or £0.56 for $1.
Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)
Today's scripture reading is Luke 1, and probably the second chapter to catch up, since Fly slacked off yesterday. The Fly is currently reading The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien and Octopussy and The Living Daylights by Ian Fleming.
You're looking for explanations I don't even understand. If you need someone to blame, throw a rock in the air; you'll hit someone guilty.
It's 46° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 27° Fahrenheit with afternoon snow.
The average price of oil is $60.15 (?) per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.77 for £1, or £0.56 for $1.
Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)
Today's scripture reading is Luke 1, and probably the second chapter to catch up, since Fly slacked off yesterday. The Fly is currently reading The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien and Octopussy and The Living Daylights by Ian Fleming.
You're looking for explanations I don't even understand. If you need someone to blame, throw a rock in the air; you'll hit someone guilty.
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