Stuff Fly Wants: The Revised List

I'm trying to get the "Stuff Fly Wants" list to the point of being pretty much comprehensive, though it changes as I buy different things. Here's the latest edition.

Military Gear

British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99

British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £90.00

Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90

Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83

Miscellaneous Clothing

Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96

More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99

Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00

Household Items

Brita Water Filtration Pitcher - $29.99

George Foreman Grill - $59.99

Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99

Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]

Walther PPK

Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown

Books

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess - $13.95 (Amazon price $11.16)

On War by Carl von Clausewitz - $26.00 (Amazon price $16.38)

Entertainment

Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)

Battlestar Galactica - Season One - $59.98 (Amazon price $44.99)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

The Island - $29.99 (Amazon price $15.98)

The Bourne Supremacy - $19.98 (Amazon price $14.99)

Wedding Crashers - $28.98 (Amazon price ($15.98)

Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)

Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98*

Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)

I'm still set for propane, but I still need some propane accessories, 8mm and 9mm ammunition, a wife, a job. I'm not sure why none of you are busy working on that. The Wife, for example, is busy painting as I write this. I mean, come on; what's up with that? What person in their right mind would paint when they could be finding me a job, or a wife, or buying me stuff?

Oh, yeah. Everyone.

* When I get this, it will be my third copy of said album since Spring of 1997.