Fly Report: 04th August 2006

Good morning. Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jubblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojonation, and their heads started exploding.

It's 63° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 77° Fahrenheit with afternoon thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $75.84. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is Hebrews 5. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

Here she comes, lady luck again, figure of eight, six and nine again.