19 July 2007 - Fly Transition Report #2

Just in: Fly has been sighted in Virginia after a long series of tricky (but unsuccessful) deviations from course. It has been further reported that Fly has met with a high-level agent from a low-level agency regarding employment with said agency. This group, which is attached to the Bureau of Botulism (BOB), and funded by our own Department of Disaster's Internal Agency Routinely Reporting Heinous Environmental Accidents (DIARRHEA), is reported to have a place for Fly in it's system. Whew!

Let's hope Fly returns shortly we can find out what going on in the rest of the world! My Guinness is gone so now I'm starting on scotch.