04 November 2008

Let the Chaos Begin

Well, here we are. First, the news.

First, we go to North Africa. Due to the recent actions of various fundamentalist extremist groups, an Algerian newspaper has published an article under the headline 'Taliban are among us'. Next door, the Libyans have been meeting with the Russians (BBC, AFP, Jerusalem Post). Crazy Uncle Muammar has agreed to host a Russian naval station, and the Russians are trying to get the Libyans to sign on to the OPEC-style gas cartel that I discussed last week. It would be frustrating, to say the least, if the imense diplomatic work that the West has put in over the last several years in bringing Libya in from the cold were to be repaid by Libya sidling up to Russia. Semi-related, while he was in the neighborhood, Qaddhafi also met with the Chechen president.

Speaking of Russia, Chechnya, and the Caucasus region in general, Moscow has presided over a preliminary agreement regarding Nagorno-Karabakh, a region that's disputed by Azerbaijan and Armenia. I've made a point of linking to pertinent articles by Michael Yon and Michael Totten. Totten did a recent piece on Nagorno-Karabakh. Remember how everyone was shocked when Russia "intervened" South Ossetia, except for me? Nagorno-Karabakh's on their "Top Five Places to Do it Next" list.

The BBC has an interesting article about a parade in Northern Ireland that was "tense" due to the presence of both Nationalists (who favor reunification with the Republic of Ireland) and Unionists (who favor the current union with the United Kingdom). Any interest in Ireland? Have a read.

Spacewar has a couple of interesting articles today. The first is an AFP piece on Japanese military recruiting; the Japanese desperately want a permanent seat on the UN Security Council, so they've stepped up their participation in multi-lateral military operations by providing support in Iraq and refueling to ships in support of ISAF in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, Japanese society is aging quickly, and the military isn't seen as "cool" by the younger set. The methods that the Japanese are using to recruit folks are... Interesting. There's also a UPI article on security contractors and the SOFA - the Status Of Forces Agreement with the Iraqi government.

And finally, King of the Hill is being cancelled at some point before 2010. Very sad, particularly when it's so much better than what The Simpsons has become. We'll miss you, Hank, Bobby, Khan, Khannie, Minh, Boomhauer, Dale, Bill, Nancy, Joseph... Peggy, not so much.

Windows Media Player is a fascinating and finicky program. This weekend, I learned how to use WMP to rip music off of CDs. Actually, it didn't take much - the program basically tries to do it for you if you don't stop it. I did some experimenting and pulled a few songs off of some U2 CDs, plus a couple from a couple of the Star Wars soundtracks. So, having figured out how easy it was, I looked through the songs that I have on my computer. Prior to learning how to pull songs, I spent a total of $201.96 on songs that I already owned the CDs for. Wonderful. Those of you who know me know that finding out that I've spent that kind of money for something I could have gotten for free drives me absolutely crazy.

I've also been experiencing what one of my bosses refers to as "queertrons" - a computer misbehaving for no discernible reason. The various tracks have been moving themselves to and fro, and I think it may have to do with my new mp3 player. I'm seeing songs that were formerly grouped together separating themselves. For example, if I had songs by the Corrs, the songs would divide into two entries instead of one: "The Corrs", and "Corrs, The". The other example I'm seeing has to do with "ands" - for example, I now have entries for both "Hootie and the Blowfish" and "Hootie & the Blowfish". Very frustrating. Those of you who know me in person also know that I'm anal retentive/OCD with respect to stuff like that - and it's driving me particularly crazy that one album in particular keeps doing it even though I've fixed it twice now. Very odd.

Alright, the Obama commercial that I just saw on Hulu while watching a 1990's cartoon aside, today is election day. If I had the time and the inclination, I'd be tempted to go into a lengthy argument as to why you should vote for Senator McCain instead of Senator Obama. I think I've made myself fairly clear on that by now. Instead, I'd like to post the link to a site that came to some prominence four years ago: Votergasm. If you can't figure out what it is from the name, I sure as sugar hope you're not voting. If you're not at work, go have a look. Hilarious.

I don't know about you, but I'll be waiting until Wednesday morning to see what happens. Tonight will be spent doing anything but paying attention to politics. I hope everyone else out there in blogland has a diversion to fall back on.

So now, we wait.

13 October 2009

Catch-Up Week, Day 2: College Reading Redux

First, the news. Then, a catch-up item. Then, a quote from Augustine's Confessions. Joy.

  • CNN: Armenia, Turkey sign historic agreement; AP: Turkey: Armenia Must Pull Out of Nagorno-Karabakh - I can't really fathom this one. After a century of diplomatic tension caused by Turkish genocide of Armenians, the first thing that the Turks can come up with after reestablishing diplomatic relations is "Get your ass out of Nagorno-Karabakh"? Very, very odd.
  • AP: Irish National Liberation Army Renounces Violence in Ireland
  • Official: French Physicist Exchanged E-Mails With Al Qaeda Contact (AP, AFP)
  • BBC: What happened to global warming?
  • BBC: Afghans seek refuge in Tajikistan
  • Guardian: Mammoth find in Russia
  • Guardian: The 'no peace now' camp
  • Guardian: All the President's E-mails - A comedian writing for the Guardian once again envisions President Obama's E-mails, this time focusing on his Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Times: Taliban 'daisy chain' kingpin caught in raid
  • Times: US may pay Afghan fighters to ditch Taliban - I have to say, I don't know that this strategy would be as effective as it was in Iraq.
  • AFP: Tribal ties, Soviet legacy frustrate Afghan development
  • Michael Totten: Cult of Personality, In the Crosshairs of the Syrian-Iranian Axis - The first is a brief note about the inappropriateness of President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, and the second is an interesting interview with a Lebanese journalist/politician about politics in Lebanon and throughout the Middle East.
  • Just for Fun: Cracked.com presents Disaster Movies! The money quote: "Armageddon is in the Criterion Collection?" Priceless.

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    A few years back, I was taking a course in Greek history, and we were assigned an essay titled "Not Out of Africa". In the last few decades, there's been a politically correct push to claim that civilization, and indeed human life as we know it, all arose out of Africa. Now, there's no actual evidence for that - and most of the claims are easily reduced to chaff with the use of the evidence that does exist - but that doesn't stop racially motivated "scholars" from making the claims.

    I can't remember whether or not this link is the actual version of "Not Out of Africa: Modern Myth vs. Ancient History" by Mary Lefkowitz that I read, but if it isn't, it at least covers the high points. I forget what it was that made me decide to dig through the interwebz for it the other day, but I read it again, and found it fascinating. If you have any interest in the dark side of political correctness, or intellectual rigor, or academic honesty, or racial politics, or history in general, you might enjoy this.

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    Today's philosophy quote is from Confessions by St. Augustine.

    If physical objects please you, praise God for them, but turn back your love to their Creator, lest, in those things which please you, you displease him. If souls please you, let them be loved in God; for in themselves they are mutable, but in him firmly established--without him they would simply cease to exist. In him, then, let them be loved; and bring along to him with yourself as many souls as you can, and say to them: “Let us love him, for he himself created all these, and he is not far away from them. For he did not create them, and then go away. They are of him and in him. Behold, there he is, wherever truth is known. He is within the inmost heart, yet the heart has wandered away from him. Return to your heart, O you transgressors, and hold fast to him who made you. Stand with him and you shall stand fast. Rest in him and you shall be at rest. Where do you go along these rugged paths? Where are you going? The good that you love is from him, and insofar as it is also for him, it is both good and pleasant. But it will rightly be turned to bitterness if whatever comes from him is not rightly loved and if he is deserted for the love of the creature. Why then will you wander farther and farther in these difficult and toilsome ways? There is no rest where you seek it. Seek what you seek; but remember that it is not where you seek it. You seek for a blessed life in the land of death. It is not there. For how can there be a blessed life where life itself is not?”
    - Augustine, Confessions, Book IV, Chapter XII

    There will be another, longer passage from Confessions at some point this week, but that's all for today. Have a fantastic Tuesday, and check in tomorrow for more.
  • 07 May 2009

    The Zombies of Nagorno-Karabakh

    Hey, folks! I have some things to get done, but I figured I'd share a few excellent items with you.

  • Following up on this link from July of last year: Zombie computers 'on the rise' (BBC)
  • Algeria and Mali targeting al Qaeda (BBC, Taqadoumy)
  • Following up on previous posts: Can thaw unstick frozen [Nagorno-Karabakh] conflict?
  • Some guy writing an editorial for the Guardian is absolutely clueless about radical Islamist political organizations, this one being Hezbollah - he should have studied Hamas before writing the editorial. Some of the comments are both spot-on and hysterical in their cynicism.
  • Army Finds Recruits by Hosting Airsoft Tournaments

    In Georgia, a recent impending murder and/or murder and rape of ten students at a party by two thugs was prevented by one student with a gun. There's a video interview here. That's what the Second Amendment is all about.

    One of YouTube's stars is spricket24, and I found a hilarious video she made a while ago when I was on YouTube last night. Enjoy.



    More tomorrow, but for now, I have things to do. Have a great day, folks.
  • 12 December 2008

    AMF: Evil Scrabble

    Today is Friday, and I don't know about you folks, but I'm stoked for the weekend. I may actually do some writing this weekend - most excellent!

    First to politics. Jimmy Carter is still a worthless asshole, while Nikolas Sarkozy is still a totally awesome badass. What's the difference between Jimmy Carter and Nicolas Sarkozy? Simple: people like Nicolas Sarkozy.

    There are three stories out of the Islamic world that are worth posting. Some are claiming that the Hajj makes Muslims more tolerant - interesting. I suppose it worked with Malcolm X; at least, I think it did, but I didn't actually see all of the movie. Iran has whined to Pakistan for not returning the bodies of hostages who were killed by Jundallah. Beyond being surprised that Jundallah pulled a raid this summer and I didn't even hear about it, I find it very interesting that Iran's so pissy about hostages, seeing as how they're so eager to take hostages themselves. Also, Michael Totten has a new article - it's brief, and Totten is one of the two best independent journalists working today.

    It looks as if things may be changing in Afghanistan in the coming months. One or two of you may have read my article from yesterday. Well, most of NATO is still sitting on their hands, but I've heard rumblings in the news that the Brits might send more troops, the DoD is sending more troops (Guardian, Times), and Italy is sending five hundred additional troops to Herat province. Herat isn't a particularly Taliban-heavy province like Helmand or Kandahar provinces are, but I'll take five hundred additional troops to be a good thing.

    Today's video is... Well, if you like Scrabble and have a Nintendo DS, have a look for yourself.



    Now that's the Scrabble I'd like to play. Yesterday's most hilarious article, other than the headline Georgia Middle School Staff in Trouble Over Inflatable Mattress Sex, is about a Japanese inventor who has invented himself a girlfriend. If it were me, though, I would have spent less time programming her to slap, and more time programming her to cook.

    I've been listening to the so-called "Voice of Justice" from Radio Iran quite a bit this week - it's not bad to go to sleep to, because it fades in and out with sort of a rhythm, and I'm asleep by the time the radio turns itself off automatically. Anyway, I was looking up the "Voice of Justice" on the web the other day, and I came across some guy's blog post about it, which led me to investigate something I'd never heard of until I went through the comments: Transnistria. No clue where it is? It's part of Moldova, bordering on the Ukraine, that claims to be an independent nation. We're all familiar with South Ossetia and Abkhazia. Some of you may have read the article by Michael Totten that I linked to discussing Nagorno-Karabakh in Armenia/Azerbaijan. Some of you may have even heard of the Crimea in the Ukraine - there was a war there and everything! As Totten pointed out in his article, the Russians (during the Soviet era) arranged their holdings and played their cards so that if the Soviet Union ever fell apart, the Russians could still keep the nations on their periphery weak and conflicted. Transnistria, anyone?

    Oh, and here's a bonus video to wrap today's post up. Remember "Samuel Jackson Lager" from the Chappelle Show? I happily present the Samuel Jackson GPS!



    You know, watching that last clip reminds me of a certain sketch from SNL starring Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Samuel Jackson as himself...

    Stage Assistant: Burt Reynolds, Pulp Fiction screen test, take four.
    Reynolds: Y'know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris, France?
    Jackson: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
    Reynolds: No... No, They call it a Royale with cheese. Baha!
    Jackson: Royale with cheese... So how about a Big Mac?
    Reynolds: Well, a Big Mac, that's a... That’s a Big Mac. Course they call it le Big mac, 'cause, y'know, they're French.
    Jackson: "Le Big Mac"... (chuckles)
    Reynolds: (laughs)
    Jackson: So what do they call a Whopper?
    Reynolds: (coughs) Quentin, ah, this whole picture about burgers, or... ?

    Priceless! Have a great weekend, folks! Check back on Monday! Great success!

    26 June 2009

    AMF: Stuff Fly Wants: June 2009

    Yesterday's finest story: 'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' (BBC, Guardian, Times). Read the BBC article, then read the comments. They're hilarious. Excellent. Amazing. Hysterical. Enjoy.

    Secondary to that story is the death of Michael Jackson. Rather than lament the death of a deeply disturbed individual who should have been locked away for the safety of both himself and others a long time ago, I'm going to stay consistent with my disdain and contempt for Michael Jackson and post a couple of links. The first is one of the best episodes of South Park ever made, The Jeffersons. Mark Day also has a hilarious "apology" for a couple of videos he'd made earlier Thursday lampooning Jackson's death. Let's face it, folks, the world has lost a moderately talented, highly controversial, exceptionally bizarre human being - and I use the term loosely - who, let's be honest, made it longer than anyone should have expected. The money quote comes from one of Mark Day's commenters:

    Everybody seems to be forgetting the real problem. How to properly get rid of the Michael Jackson remains without creating an ecological disaster.

    It is said that some pieces of MJ, if left untreated, can remain intact in the ground for billions of years without decomposing, leaving them a real threat to little woodland creatures who could choke to death on them.

    Always dispose of you dead bionic/cyborg/plastic pop icons by putting them in the biohazard popstar bin every odd wednesday.

    Yup. Okay, now for the news, then one other item, and then the Stuff Fly Wants list.

    General:
  • Danger Room: Why was Pakistan Drone Strike so Deadly? - A very interesting article, and better than most of the swill that Danger Room churns out. If you follow the Taliban war in Pakistan, it's worth reading.
  • BBC: Guns still at the ready in Nagorno-Karabakh
  • BBC audio slideshow: Medals of Dishonour
  • BBC: [Mauritanian] al Qaeda 'killed' US man
  • Times: Space image shows first stage of volcano eruption
  • Times: Saakashvili: Russia invaded for resources; Georgia fears second Russian invasion
  • Michael Totten's guest columnist: We will take that as a compliment - A pretty funny blurb about the London mayor reacting to Iranian claims of British spies instigating protests.

    Afghanistan:
  • Guardian: Capturing Osama bin Laden
  • Guardian: Battle of Babaji: A fight for hearts and minds in Afghanistan, but none are to be found
  • BBC: 'Shift needed' in Afghan combat
  • BBC: Helmand 'not a losing campaign'
  • BBC: New Allies: Making friends with the Taliban
  • AFP: Taliban could move from Afghanistan: NATO chief
  • AFP: Even at home, Afghanistan is close for Green Berets

    So, one of the things that I've started to listen to during the day is the Book of Mormon on MP3 - not because I'm planning on converting, but because I've been studying Mormonism for years, and I've never actually read/"read" the book all the way through. I was in the process of reading it with a Mormon friend in 2004 before I went to England, and when I got back she wasn't in a position to resume our studies, so I've never gone back to it despite intending to. There are a lot of interesting things on the Internet about Mormonism, from a wide spectrum of viewpoints. One that I was previously unaware of was a brief commentary by Mark Twain about the Book of Mormon, which is somewhat reminiscent of an essay of Twain's titled Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses. I used the latter in my eleventh grade English class when writing a paper about one of Fenimore Cooper's works. Anyway, if you've read the story about the wallaby crop circles, and you still need a chuckle to get you through, check out either of those links. To be honest, Father Time writes a lot like Mark Twain did in those particular essays. And Father Time will hate this...

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  • 26 June 2005

    Pay Attention, Class

    Ladies and gentlemen, this article is worth paying copious attention to.

    Azerbaijan is using revenue from record-high oil prices to fund a massive increase in military spending, President Ilham Aliyev said Saturday, warning that the army would be prepared to reconquer the ethnic-Armenian separatist region of Nagorno Karabakh.

    Read the entire article. This is just the kind of low level conflict and development that can have massive implications for the former Soviet republics and the Middle East in general.