30 April 2007

Fly Report: 30th April 2007

Good morning. It's like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun... It can be fun, but it's not a game.

It's 50° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 73° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $66.80 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Hosea 8. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

Don't you worry 'bout your mind.

27 April 2007

Friday Morning Funny

Ned: Homer, I'm having second thoughts. This feels so disloyal to Maude.
Homer: Oh, wake up, Ned. You think Maude isn't dating in Heaven?
Ned: You think she would?
Homer: How could she not? The place is full of eligible bachelors. John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes ...
Ned: [chuckles] Sherlock Holmes is a character.
Homer: He sure is! [wolf growl]

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Also, for some reason I was compelled yesterday to look up that old boy band, Hanson, on YouTube. Here's the link to their old video for the goofy hit single, Mmmbop, which made everyone in America wonder who that new girl group was. I clearly remember uttering the phrase "They're boys!?" when I was in the ninth grade.

Aside from being something funny and retro, observe how creepy the three of them look ten years later! Crikey, ten years later? I'm getting old, like Father Time and Mo-Licious!

Fly Report: 27th April 2007

Good morning. Please don't go rushing by, stay and make my heart fly.

It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 68° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $65.69 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is lame. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Hosea 7. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

In my dream, I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim.

26 April 2007

The Week in Review

I have very little time to write anything right now. I will find it sufficient to say that Tuesday was as colossally bad as yesterday was colossally good. If I can find a little bit of time tonight, I'll write something a bit more reflective. Also, here's a random Sports Night moment.

Dan: Zippity doo dah, zippityay, my oh my what a wonderful day.
Elliott: Dan's back!
Dan: Plenty of sunshine, plenty of hay...
Casey: Uh, it's not 'plenty of hay'. It's plenty of sunshine headed my way.
Dan: That makes more sense!


Zehn? Coolie zehn.

Fly Report: 26th April 2007

Good morning. Would someone please explain to me why Christian women are so obsessed with the book of Ruth?

It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 55° Fahrenheit with showers and thunder.

The average price of oil is $65.96 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Hosea 6. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

Love, we'll shine like a burning star, falling from the sky tonight.

25 April 2007

Fly Report: 25th April 2007

Good morning. Today is your friendly neighborhood Super Fly's one year Mojave Desert anniversary.

It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 67° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $65.38 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Hosea 5. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

The secret is your pain.

24 April 2007

Fly Report: 24th April 2007

Good morning. I wanted to look for you; you walked in, I didn't know just what I should do, so I sat back down and had a beer, and felt sorry for myself.

It's 61° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 60° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

The average price of oil is $66.30 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is old.

Today's scripture reading is Hosea 4. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

I know the truth about you.

23 April 2007

Fly Report: 23rd April 2007

Good morning. It looks like he's saying, 'kiss me, kiss me'!

It's 59° Fahrenheit and fair in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 47° Fahrenheit with rain and thunder.

The average price of oil is $64.86 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Hosea 3. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

It's no secret ambition bites the nails of success.

20 April 2007

Fly Report: 20th April 2007

Good morning. They've done studies, you know; sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

It's 43° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 57° Fahrenheit with clouds.

The average price of oil is $63.45 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is very cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 52. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

You need some protection, the thinner the skin.

19 April 2007

Fly Report: 19th April 2007

Good morning. Natalie Portman's acting abilities have grown consistently worse since she was in Beautiful Girls at age fourteen.

It's 41° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 40° Fahrenheit with rain, snow, and wind.

The average price of oil is $63.33 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 52. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

In a little while, surely you'll be mine.

18 April 2007

Fly Report: 18th April 2007

Good morning. Nah, there wasn’t really eighty-eight of 'em, they just call themselves the Crazy Eighty-Eight.

It's 46° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 63° Fahrenheit with storms.

The average price of oil is $63.51 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.01 for £1, or £0.50 for $1; bollocks.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is boring. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 51. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

To touch is to heal; to hurt is to steal.

17 April 2007

What's Up, Fly?

My Tuesday off: here are the public domain elements of what's going on in the life of your friendly neighborhood Super Fly.

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Apparently Circuit City and Best Buy don't actually carry shortwave radio equipment, as the Eton Corporation website says that they do. It's likely that I'll have to order more shortwave gear from Eton, or online, as Grundig doesn't seem to actually sell or market their radio line on their website. Ideally, I'd like to get a better quality radio for those long days out in the desert, and a receiver that picks up shortwave so that I can listen at home. Given that I have next to no experience working with electronics, I don't think it's the sort of situation where I could buy electroic components and teach myself how to make a radio; in fact, I'm not even sure where one would go with such a task in this day and age. The search will continue.

Sunday night at Barnes and Noble, I bought Kill Bill Volume 1 and Kill Bill Volume 2. I'm watching the former right now, for the second time; I originally saw it when I was on deployment for the first time (I don't have cable at Zoo Station, but I obviously had it in the hotel). I'd resisted seeing it, but I was impressed enough to get it.

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I'm very tempted to make a couple of political points relating to yesterday's incident at Virginia Tech. However, I will elect in this case to merely offer my regrets, then show more restraint than the liberal gun lobbies will.

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Barbers are a funny thing; hair seems so trivial, and it is, but I derive a certain comfort from going to a barber with whom I'm cmfortable, as my hair is an expression of myself.

I was very lucky to find the harber in Hometown, and every time I head back there I get my hair cut by him at least once.

The best haircut I ever received was a couple of blocks south of the Thames River, in London, with Friar Dave. The barber was Turkish. When I attempted to back in late July of 2004, the shop was closed for a solid month.

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As solitary as I tend to be, I'm very lucky to have some great friends who really keep me going in good times and bad. Yesterday I met with two such examples: a gift of Middle Eastern food from one of my Middle Eastern friends, and a good informal bull session at the NASA Shack. Both were excellent pick-me-ups at a time when it didn't hurt to have a couple of pick-me-ups.

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As of today, I can bring the number of words I learned from watching Sports Night to two: first haberdashery, and now aplomb.

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Those who have known me for a long time know that I love to leave humorous messages on people's voicemails. I've recently come up with a brand new system for doing so. First, in an official voice, I say "And now, world-renowned superhero [The Fly] with a special announcement." Then, in my own voice, I say "Hi, I'm world-renowned superhero [The Fly] with a special announcement." Then I make up a special announcement. A couple of the ones I've used recently?

For the Pseudo-Cousin: "Interestingly enough, 'sheila' is Australian slang for 'woman'. And now you know."

For another friend: "The only race of humans who have employed cats in the way God intended them to be employed are the Chinese.

As I keep coming up with hilarious nonsense like this, I will let you folks in on it.

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Alright, folks, that's it for me for today. More later.

Fly Report: 17th April 2007

Good morning. Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'.

It's 48° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 68° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $64.85 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 51. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

The day is as dark as the night is long.

16 April 2007

Fly Report: 16th April 2007

Good morning. Yes, they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell!

It's 52° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 56° Fahrenheit with morning showers.

The average price of oil is $65.53 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 51. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

And in the daylight, a blackbird makes a violent sight.

13 April 2007

Fly Report: 13th April 2007

Good morning. They rest on my arm like an eagle on a perch!

It's 52° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 53° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $65.71 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 50. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

When she is done, she sleeps beside the one.

12 April 2007

Thurstagmorgenfliegezeitung

I have been exceptionally busy lately, as well as exceptionally tired (and somewhat busy) in the evenings; hence, an unacceptable delay in news postings. Solution? A news review!

China and Russia are set to cooperate on a Mars probe. This is an interesting move for the Chinese, given that the Soviet Union/Russia has had relatively little success with Mars missions.

In a rare (possibly unique) instance, I agree with Fidel Castro on something. Castro has recently gone on record denouncing the American government for promoting the use of corn crops for the production of ethanol. Sustainable energy is a very pressing need for the United States and the world. While I think that ethanol is an interesting concept, I don't think that its use should come at the cost of food crops, particularly in developing countries. The price of corn is already on the rise due to the increasing demand for ethanol. It's one thing to use leftover corn and by-products as a stop-gap solution, it's quite another to go from being dependent upon Middle Eastern oil to being dependent upon foreign corn. Now, Chairman Fidel is most likely using this as a pet issue so that he can rail against American "imperialism" and "the evils of capitalism", and their combined evils against the "noble worker" and the "proletariat"; but I think that the issue is worth investigating and discussing futher, since it's not in America's best interests to jump from one difficult energy policy to another.

Continuing in the vein of reporting anything and everything I see about Mauritania, there are apparently entire villages and towns that are being buried beneath mountains of sand.

Also, following up on previous posts about Representative Pelosi's recent excursion to Syria and Saudi Arabia, Vice President Cheney has criticized Pelosi's botched attempt to carry a supposed message from Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert. More details about Representative Pelosi's trip can be seen at Cox and Forkum.

Military.com has a great editorial from an Army officer serving in Iraq that details the shortcomings of the new ACU uniform: New Army Uniform Doesn't Measure Up. Having worked around soldiers wearing the ACU uniform for nearly a year now, I can confirm all of the shortcomings described by Coulson. The Army would do well to adopt either the Multicam pattern, or the MARPAT desert pattern. The fabric pattern of the ACU uniform is a good one, but the camouflage pattern and the materials used need improvement.

Zounds! Reaganomics works!

Australia is sending more troops to Afghanistan (AP, Reuters, BBC), and moderate Muslims in Pakistan have staged demonstrations against radical Islamism. In Waziristan, native tribesmen continue their campaign to oust al Qaeda/Taliban-linked Uzbek militants; meanwhile, in Iraq, terrorist groups have issued a call to bin Laden to exert more control over al Qaeda in Iraq, as al Qaeda in Iraq has resorted to indiscriminate killings of Sunnis, Shi'is, and even rival terrorists.

Algeria has suffered from multiple clashes between Islamist militants and Algerian troops, as well as multiple bombings (CNN, BBC) that killed at least twenty-four and injured more than two hundred. Responsibility for the bombings was claimed by al Qaeda in the Maghreb, formerly known as the Salafist Group for Call and Combat.

And finally, what news update would be complete without a story... About Somali pirates! That's right, those wacky Somali pirates were at it again, hijacking an Indian ship carrying supplies for the city of Mogadishu. (AP, Reuters, BBC. The pirates later released the ship (along with another ship they'd hijacked).

Alright, folks, more later; work continues on the missile defense article, I promise.

Fly Report: 12th April 2007

Good morning. You know, I have one simple request; and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 43° Fahrenheit with afternoon snow showers.

The average price of oil is $64.73 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 50. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

We'll shine like stars in the Summer night; we'll shine like stars, it will be alright.

11 April 2007

Fly Report: 11th April 2007

Good morning. Sobe a hero.

It's 54° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 40° Fahrenheit with clouds.

The average price of oil is $64.08 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 49. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

Spirit of the rising sun, lift me up.

10 April 2007

Fly Report: 10th April 2007

Good morning. Rocket Revengers are ready to rocket. Right Rocket Revengers? Right!

It's 50° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 42° Fahrenheit with wind and rain and snow; zounds!

The average price of oil is $63.51 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 48. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

Looking for to save my, save my soul.

09 April 2007

Realization

It's going to be one of those months.

Fly Report: 09th April 2007

Good morning. This is the noise that keeps me awake. My head explodes and my body aches.

It's 50° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 55° Fahrenheit with wind and isolated thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $65.55 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 47. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

We fought for justice, and not for gain, but the magistrate sent me away.

06 April 2007

Fly Report: 06th April 2007

Good morning. Confidence in you, is confidence in me, is confidence in high speed.

It's 43° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 34° Fahrenheit with light snow.

The average price of oil is $65.69 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 47. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

They look for you, but your spirit is in the air; baby, you're nowhere.

05 April 2007

Thursday Morning Funny

And now, for some morning funny, motivated by Mo-Licious.

First, there are a couple of funny news articles; normally I keep the news very professional, but these were just too tempting. A BBC article details China's first gay television show, which illicits the response: "Isn't all Chinese TV pretty gay?" I know, completely immature.

The second article, also out of Asia, revolves around the death of Asia's richest woman, Nina Wang, who died at the age of sixty-nine. I'm sure you can all guess the headline on that one: "Asia's richest woman Nina Wang dead at 69". I swear, the only reason the AP and the BBC latched onto this story was for the potential for a funny headline.

Two words: Canadian Tuxedo.

And finally, browsing old posts the other day I ran across a hilarious exchange between myself and everyone's favorite special forces wannabe, M@. The title? M@ Can't Tell Time.

Keep it real, folks.

Fly Report: 05th April 2007

Good morning. She's forgotten her first love. He's forgotten that she ever went away and broke his heart.

It's 50° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 45° Fahrenheit with snow and rain.

The average price of oil is $65.83 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 46. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

You need her like a drug.

04 April 2007

Fly Report: 04th April 2007

Good morning. Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?!

It's 52° Fahrenheit with wind and partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 46° Fahrenheit with afternoon showers.

The average price of oil is $65.66 per barrel. The exchange rate was $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1 yesterday, but is currently unavailable.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is very cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 45. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

You can hold it, control it, love... You can't bag it.

Progress in Iraq

A lot of buzz in the media has been given to the recent reductions some nations are making in their troop deployments to Iraq. The implication being made in the media, of course, is that our allies are somehow recognizing the error of their ways and cutting bait. However, I think that the real situation is slightly different.

It's true, several nations are withdrawing part or all of their contingents from Iraq; an accurate record can be viewed here (as usual, Global Security is there with the information whenever you need it). However, should we believe that this is the result of failed policies in Iraq? Are these dignified retreats? I don't believe they are.

Take the Brits, for example. Their primary duty has been in the southern province of Basra, a Shi'i dominated region rich in petroleum resources and home to Iraq's only port cities. Things haven't been perfect in Basra; for example, two British soldiers were captured by Iraqi militias in September of 2005, which led to a prison break by British forces (AP, BBC), which resulted in civilians attacking a British Warrior armored vehicle. However, as noted above, the situation in Basra is tense but stable, and Iraqi security forces have reached the point where less British troops are needed to reinforce and train the Iraqis. Rather than complicate the situation in Baghdad by incorporating British troops into the troop surge, the United Kingdom is withdrawing part of their contingent from Basra. In addition, Danish troops (who are reinforcing the Brits) will withdraw their contingent of nearly five hundred troops by August, but replace them with a unit of fifty who will operate observation aircraft.

On the other hand, the media has made only passing mention of several other important stories. For example, the former Soviet republic of Georgia is more than doubling its contingent in Iraq. (AP, BBC) In addition, even though their ground contingent has completed its deployment to Iraq, the Japanese Air Force will continue Kuwait-based supply and support runs to Iraq for another two years. (AP, CNN)

In addition, several of the nations that are ending or decreasing their deployments to Iraq are increasing their operations in Afghanistan. The two main examples are the United Kingdom (AP, CNN), which is increasing their ISAF contribution by about fourteen-hundred troops (the same amount they're withdrawing from Iraq), and Poland.

Though you wouldn't know it by paying attention to the mainstream news, and you certainly wouldn't know it by paying attention to American politics, things appear to be looking up in Iraq. The security crackdown in Baghdad has apparently produced something on the order of a twenty-five percent reduction in violence, and the entirety of the troop surge hasn't even arrived in theater yet.

I saw an article a few weeks ago about bloodletting among Sunnis, particularly in Anbar province. I'm not sure that this article is the one I read then, but it at least goes into some detail about the situation. It appears that Sunnis in Iraq, particularly in the Anbar province that contains such terrorist strongholds as Fallujah and Ramadi, are beginning to strike out at al Qaeda, and al Qaeda is striking back at them.

American representatives are in talks with militant leaders in Iraq in an effort to convince them to join forces against al Qaeda. The discussions are taking place in hopes of capitalizing on growing anger at al Qaeda amongst Sunnis, as al Qaeda in Iraq is increasingly targeting both Sunnis and Shiites in their effort to encourage sectarian violence. This anger includes denunciations of al Qaeda and other terrorists among Sunni clerics in Iraq. Not to be outdone, al Qaeda in Iraq is striking back at loyalist insurgent leaders.

The situation in Washington is perhaps more frustrating than the situation in Iraq; as patriots, many of us are left with no other recourse but to pray and hope that the apparent fortunate turn in Iraq can be sustained and turned into a tangible victory before American and international politics force a retreat. Progress is being made daily, and most of Iraq is relatively calm; the necessary elements we seem to lack are patience and resolve.

03 April 2007

Fly Report: 03rd April 2007

Good morning. Say "Car Ramrod"!

It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 43° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

The average price of oil is $66.34 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 44. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

Is that all you want from me?

02 April 2007

Fly Report: 02nd April 2007

Good morning. I'll always be waiting for you.

It's 50° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 38° Fahrenheit with afternoon rain and snow.

The average price of oil is $66.83 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 43. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?

01 April 2007

Don't Panic!

A few days ago, I intended to post a bunch of news articles and a bunch of stuff about me. This is the continuation of that post.

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Popular Mechanics has an interesting article on MSN that discusses possible non-nuclear weapons that could be employed in the next few years. Personally, I think a couple of the ideas are interesting, but I'm not convinced of their ultimate feasibility.

There's renewed fighting in Pakistan between indigenous and foreign militants in northwest Pakistan. (AP, BBC) This fighting has been going on in fits and starts for several weeks now. A largely Uzbek force of foreign militants is up against local Waziri tribes allied with the Pakistani government. The Uzbeks support the Taliban and al Qaeda; the local Waziris, who appear to be wiping the floor with the Uzbeks on a regular basis, are trying to drive them out. The linked AP article is worth reading, as it notes the unclear motives and alliances of the two groups.

Representative Pelosi will be leading a Congressional delegation to Syria next week, against the objections of the White House. At the risk of sounding partisan, I was under the impression that foreign relations were handled by the State Department, a division of the Executive Branch of government, and that it was the prerogative of the Legislative Branch to confirm or decline the nomination of diplomats by the President. And on the subject of Syria, following up on this post that implied that Syria is receiving weapons from Iran and Russia and sending them into Lebanon to arm Hezbollah, the United Nations is issuing a stern warning to Syrian arms dealers who are shipping weapons into Lebanon to arm Hezbollah.

In another piece of good news coming out of Iraq, British forces are continuing to consolidate their presence in the southern province of Basra. The local Iraqi security forces are continually increasing their role in security operations, allowing British troops to continue a phased withdrawal of their garrison there.

And finally, Mauritanians have held the second and final round of presidential elections, and elected a former cabinet minister named Sidi Ould Cheikh Abdullahi.

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Last week I made Sharba Libya, or Libyan soup. I tailored the recipe a bit, and it turned out alright, though I'm sure that any self-respecting Libyan wouldn't have recognized it. I have a few notes for anyone who decides to attempt this recipe.

First, if you can't find orzo, use brown rice; if you use brown rice, cook it on its own before adding it. Three tablespoons of tomato sauce is a good substitute for the three chopped tomatoes and the chopped onion. Also, don't skimp on the lamb meat; in fact, the more lamb meat, the better.

It will probably be awhile before I try making Sharba Libya again, but I look forward to giving it another try. In fact, I might even use this recipe again, because it turned out to be a great lamb and rice dish, even if it bore no resemblance to "soup" whatsoever.

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Iran still has custody of fifteen British service personnel who were detained by superior Iranian naval forces after they searched an Indian commercial ship in Iraqi sovereign waters. As the diplomatic standoff has grown, the Iranians have gotten increasingly belligerent. Even President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad has gotten involved, demanding an apology for Western arrogance. The Iranians have released two videotaped confessions made by their captives, and footage of the detainees in small groups. The detainees have also reportedly been interrogated.

The Iranians have made particularly frequent use of the sole female member of the contingent, Leading Seaman Faye Turney. In addition to having been one of two personnel to make a videotaped confession, Turney allegedly wrote an anti-war letter to representatives of the House of Commons. She is reportedly being detained separately from the the other sailors and marines.

The British government has suspended all diplomatic and economic activity with Iran, save for diplomatic efforts to secure the release of the hostages. It appears that they will likely seek diplomatic capital in the form of a United Nations resolution; however, U.N. resolutions have proven ineffective in recent negotiations with Iran.

Yesterday, in the shower of all places, I was struck by how the Iranian government closely resembles a college fraternity in its actions. Unfortunately, this is nothing new; and although a similar incident happened a couple of years ago between Iran and the United Kingdom, I'm struck by the similarities between the latest incident and the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979-1981.

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I'm continuing to appy for jobs. I've applied for a promotion at my current job, as well as several analyst spots with the government. In the near future, I'll update my profile with Boeing, and apply for positions with the Missile Defense Agency and the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency.

While there are jobs in the Northwest (my home region) that I'll be applying for, I'll also be looking for positions in other western states (Colorado, Montana, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming), as well as in the Beltway area. I'm trying to apply for at least one job a week, just in case I end up needing to evacuate. That having been said, it would be nice to stick around Zoo Station for a while longer.

And for the record, I'm keeping up with my physical training plan. This week was another "prep" week, but I still got sufficient pool time. Tomorrow I'll stage up the gear I'll need to start doing yomps. The physical training schedule for this week calls for between three and five twenty-minute pool workouts, two yomps of two miles with a ten pound ruck, and three pushup/situp workouts. I'll have my hands full, but I've been doing pretty well in the pool so far.

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Sometimes I'm struck by the sheer comedy of some of the stuff I've written on this blog in the past. For example, this week I was putting together a Fly Report when I came up with the random line, "In retrospect, I've decided that I'm against any Ashton Kutcher film that doesn't involve someone's missing car." Now, since this seemed like the kind of thing I might have said in a Fly Report before, I decided to search my blog for it; and, for the record, the search option on the new version of Blogger works considerably better than the old search utility did.

My search brought me to a post from 07th August, 2005, entitled Seann William Scott: Lifetime Achiever? in which I hypothesized that "Stifler" from American Pie may very well receive a lifetime achievement award someday at the Academy Awards, or the Golden Globes, or some other such "respected" awards show. I E-Mailed blogger maven Mo-Licious the entire text of the post, and she responded with the following (which is reproduced without permission, though I doubt she'll care):

You should write like that more often. You might have more readers. ;o)

More readers, indeed. I'm so seldom inspired to write such entertaining posts, so one like that feels extremely special when I go back and read it. Another one I'm fond of, though I don't know if anyone ever actually read it, was my Jeremy Gets Hired post that put me in the shoes of Jeremy Goodwin from Sports Night.

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Over at Bane's blog, I came across a link to Crossing The Wilderness, a survey/game by Kim du Toit. If you're interested in things like guns and survival, and I know many of my occasional readers are, go check it out. Here are my answers:

1. M-14 rifle - 7.62mm combines versatility with good stopping power, good size and range; and the M-14 is a reliable, accurate weapon.
2. Ruger P89 9mm - another versatile round, good size, good stopping power with properly aimed head shots at at short distances (which is what a handgun is for); and of all the guns I've shot, the Ruger P89 has been the best overall.
3. classic Ka-Bar fighting knife, boot knife, and standard Leatherman PST
4. Black Labrador - best all-around dog there is

Feel free to post your answers in the comments to this post, but if you do, send them to Kim as well.

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Okay, that's it for now. Stay tuned in the next couple of days for a post about the situation in Iraq, and I'll be continuing work on my article about the ballistic missile defense system. Don't miss out!