30 June 2006

The Triumphant Return

Hey folks!

Since my job requires me to spend most federal holidays out in the field (for example, Memorial Day of this year was literally spent in a hole in the desert; I dug the hole myself!), the Company's policy is to give us all of our federal holidays in two one-week blocks. The first of these is the first week of July, and the second is at the end of December. Thus, given a paid week and a half off, I have made a triumphant return to Hometown.

I'll be here for a week, and fly back to Vegas and return to Barstow next Thursday. I will be able to celebrate three wonderful days at home while I'm here, all in a row: my favorite Holiday (Independence Day), my birthday, and payday. Suh-weet!

Also, I'm extremely excited, because the first three words of this post over at Free Will Blog indicate to me that one of my favorite bloggers, Aaron, reads my stuff, at least occasionally. "Sweet merciful glaven" is a phrase I coined in 1979 when I was touring with Steppenwolf. Well, actually, I think it was more like Summer of 2005, but that's not the point*.

At any rate, I'll try to do Fly Reports next week, but there's no telling just what the next week will bring. If I don't post much, or at all, for days on end, don't be alarmed; I'm just squeezing every possible moment out of my time in a location that doesn't start sucking the life out of me every time I wake up.

* The whole "glaven" thing comes from Professor John Frink on The Simpsons. I also say, sometimes, "for crying out glaven", but I found out that Frink actually did use a similar phrase: "for glaven out loud". So, there you have it.

Fly Report: 30th June 2006

Good morning. Winners always want the ball.

It's 61° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 74° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $73.54. The exchange rate is $1.81 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 29. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

Don't worry baby, it'll be alright, you got the right shoes to get you through the night.

29 June 2006

Fly Report: 29th June 2006

Good morning. You took a bus, you took a transfer!

It's 66° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $72.23. The exchange rate is $1.82 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 29. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

I feel numb; too much is not enough.

28 June 2006

Fly Report: 28th June 2006

Good morning. Gordon had your shirt?

It's 59° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $71.68. The exchange rate is $1.82 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 28. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

There is no fiction that will truly fit the situation.

Taking Back Gilad

|BBC|Fox|CNN|Yahoo!|

Israeli tanks have entered Gaza and taken up positions east of a village called Rafah. Israeli aircraft have destroyed two bridges and a power station, severely restricting travel and eliminating electricity in most of the Gaza Strip. This is directly related to the kidnapping of an IDF corporal named Gilad Shalit.

Be aware, folks.

27 June 2006

Random Jenny McCarthy Moment

The other day, while I was checking my Hotmail account, I noticed that MSN had a random pictorial of Jenny McCarthy. For those of you who are unaware, Jenny McCarthy is an actress, model, random celebrity, et cetera, who was catapulted to fame after posing for Playboy in 1993 at the age of about twenty-one. She went on to become Playmate of the Year, co-hosted a show on MTV, and got generally obnoxious.

Well, figuring that she had to be in her late thirties (I didn't realize she was so young when she'd posed for Playboy), I couldn't help but go and look at what I thought would be pictures of a fallen angel. However, upon closer inspection, I'm willing to go out on a limb and state that I think Jenny McCarthy may very well be more attractive at around thirty-three than she was at twenty-one.

That is all. Thank you.

Stuff Fly Wants: June Edition

Military Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83
  • Crye Precision Khaki Range Vest
  • Sand/Black Shemagh
  • Spec Ops Brand Better BDU Belt (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand SAW Pouch (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand Light Sheath Deluxe (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand 40MM Pouch (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand M9 Mag Pouch (Tan)
  • Arcteryx Echo Pack (Black or Crocodile)
  • Marine Corps combat boots

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Major League Infidel T-Shirt - $17.00

    Household Items
  • Brita Water Filtration Pitcher - $29.99
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Guinness logo pint glasses
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Orkney satellite image
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • futon

    Books
  • On War by Carl von Clausewitz - $26.00 (Amazon price $16.38)
  • The Gifts of the Jews by Thomas Cahill - $14.95 (Amazon price $9.72)
  • The Philip K. Dick Reader by Philip K. Dick - $15.95 (Amazon price $10.37)
  • Catholic Encyclopedia CD-ROM - $29.95
  • Sacred Texts CD-ROM - $49.95

    Entertainment
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Battlestar Galactica - Season 2.0 - $49.98 (Amazon price $31.86)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Firefly - Complete Series - $49.98 (Amazon price $24.97)
  • Kids in the Hall - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $179.90 (Amazon price $155.98)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • The Island - $29.99 (Amazon price $15.98)
  • The Punisher - $14.98 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • The Bourne Supremacy - $19.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Spy Game - $9.99 (Amazon price $8.99)
  • I, Robot - $26.98 (Amazon price $16.97)
  • Serenity - $19.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Gavin DeGraw - Chariot Stripped - $18.98 (Amazon price $13.98)
  • 3 Doors Down - Away From The Sun - $13.98 (Amazon price $11.98)
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • Mystical Chants of Carmel by the Carmelite Monks
  • Fly Report: 27th June 2006

    Good morning. I am the Beta and the Psi... That close to Alpha and Omega.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 75° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is unavailable at the time of publishing. The exchange rate is $1.82 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 27. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    When she is done, she sleeps beside the one.

    Out with the Old, In with the New

    Normally I'd just address this in a comment, but my good friend and associate Shannon left some excellent commentary on the comments for this post. Most of it I agree with, and I feel that it's worth posting in its own right; there's one section though (in brackets) that I'd like to address.

    I guess that's the problem with the bible - it has never and will never exist in a vacuum. your views of it as such make me wonder if you're becoming more fundamental in your views Fly.

    also re: your statement: If you want to be a Christian, you don't have the option of not buying into the Bible; if you reject the Bible, in any part, then you're not a Christian.

    [While I appreciate things being as cut and dry as you've presented them this may be a more difficult position to than you realize. As 21st century Non-Jewish Christians there are many parts of the bible that we've all rejected. Hell, Paul rejects almost half of the old testament (the law) in light of Christ. So you'd be very hard pressed to find any non-fundementalist christian/theologian/biblical scholar who would affirm the statement you just made.]

    That being said, I think I understand "the spirit" of what you wrote, while I might disagree with "the letter" of what you wrote. Namely, that Christ was clear - following him involves a cost. The cost is death, which we have historically sybolized in our baptism. The reward of course is life - we come out of the water a new life.

    Too many people seem to want to life part without embracing the death that most come also. This is seen all around us! Our culture wants things quick easy and painless and if there are parts in the bible that are not quick and easy the most obvious solution is to just throw them out and focus on the easy parts. I think this is what bothers you.

    Regarding the section in brackets, I think that "reject" may be too strong a word to use in this case. I don't think that Paul, or any educated Christian, rejects the Law; I think they merely view it in its proper context. Some of the Law is still very relevant, but much of it was initiated by God specifically to preserve the health and well-being of the Hebrews. However, the situation had changed dramatically by the first century AD. Various elements of the Law that were specifically aimed at maintaining the health and welfare of several thousand people wandering in the Sinai Desert were now obsolete. So, when one considers this, it's not out of line for Paul to have believed that emphasis on a new Law was more important.

    The Old Testament is still important; among other things, it gives us a better context with which to understand what preceded our covenant with Christ. The Old Testament is a handbook in holiness. It is the foundation for the covenant we are now in; though the old covenant is closed, the new covenant cannot be fully appreciated or understood without careful study of the old. Thus, I don't believe that Paul was "rejecting" the Old Testament/covenant; I think he was merely pointing out that Christ's work had changed the requirements for making oneself acceptable in the eyes of God. Also, while we're no longer required to do everything prescribed by the Old Testament, I would contend that doing so anyway would almost certainly lead to a much healthier lifestyle than most people in the world enjoy now.

    So, while I absolutely agree with the things you said, Shannon, I still contend that a bedrock requirement of the Christian faith is acceptance of the legitimacy of the Bible, without equivocation. As intelligent as people think they are, the Bible becomes worthless if we decide to pick and choose in order to make our faith more convenient. In about nine years of fairly in-depth study on the subject, I have never found any evidence that the Bible is not a trustworthy document; when studied in context, it is internally consistent and, in my opinion at least, reliable as an instructional guide in both good living and spiritual redemption.

    Kenya dig it?

    26 June 2006

    Fly Report: 26th June 2006

    Good morning. Sometimes, you capture more with honey... Than you do, with violence.

    It's 55° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 70° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $70.23 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.82 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 26. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Everywhere you go, you shout it; you don't have to be shy about it.

    24 June 2006

    Outstanding and Diabolical

    First, I'd like to thank Mo-Licious, whose assistance this afternoon allows me to say in all seriousness, "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

    Second, one of my co-workers loaned me Doom, which led me to look up its entry on the IMDB. While looking over the filmography for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I noticed something absolutely diabolical: a Reno 911! movie is in production, and will apparently be released later this year. I seriously can't wait.

    23 June 2006

    Minor and Major News Update

    First and foremost, Friar Dave has posted a reaction and addition to my post about the Episcopal Church; his post addresses some recent concerns with political action within the Presbyterian Church. I don't really have anything to add to it; it's worth reading.

    Major news sources such as CNN, the BBC, ABC News, NBC, CBS, et cetera, are still ignoring the WMD story. I went to Fre Republic and found these two citations:

  • No Mention of WMD Documents on ABC News Tonight
  • Rush Limbaugh: Why Nobody Seems Interested in the Hundreds of Saddam's WMD Found in Iraq

    To some degree, I'm at a loss to explain this. As is pointed out in at least the first article, maistream news media outlets made a point of talking about casualties in Iraq, and allegations against American military personnel. I can imagine mainstream news outlets giving short coverage to this story, trying to downplay it, or trying to spin it; after all, even I can admit that this is far from evidence of ongoing development of WMD programs in Hussein's regime.

    However, this is proof that at least some of what Colin Powell said in his address to the Security Council was correct. Aside from the very public (and, unfortunately, very much overlooked) fact that Saddam was providing financial and material aid to terrorists, including al Qaeda, Hussein had nearly five hundred sarin and mustard gas munitions that we've found so far.

    It doesn't surprise me at all that this information was very closely guarded and classified. A terrorist insurgency cropped up very quickly after the fall of Baghdad, and we're still fighting it three years later. Can you imagine making announcements that there were bio-chem weapons "here and there"? Every terrorist in the world would be working to try and find them so that they could use them in one way or another. In fact, they probably still will be. There are a lot of reasons why this was kept secret, beyond anything any of us can imagine. Also, I think it's necessary to give credit to President Bush for his integrity; he easily could have declassified this information in late October of 2004 and beaten Senator Kerry in the election by a good fifteen or twenty points, and he didn't.

    The mainstream media's non-coverage of this story, which should have been one of the top ten or fifteen stories of the year, is absolutely unacceptable, and it's further proof of an underlying agenda. It's further proof that the news media isn't objective and neutral, as it makes itself out to be; instead, they're sweeping it completely under the rug, not even content to mine it for some further proof that President Bush's claims have not yet been wholly verified. They should be ashamed of themselves, and Republicans and alternative news outlets should be ashamed of themselves for not screaming this louder on blogs, talk radio, et cetera. Though I haven't done an exhaustive search, mine is the only blog I've seen this news on.

    The world must have laws, the world must have standards of conduct, from the individual all the way up to the international level. Saddam Hussein was in material breach of those laws; he gave support to terrorists, he maintained hidden stockpiles of illegal weapons, he violated treaties, and justice demanded that he and his thugs be held accountable for it. The only regret that I have about sending American soldiers to Iraq is that we let the cowards and thugs in the international community delay us by so many years.

    Thus saith the Fly.
  • Reno 911! Flashback

    Captain Dwayne Hernandez: "There is a man. He is perhaps... Turkish. He is attacking you. In his left hand, he is holding a switchblade. In his right hand, he is holding a plastic comb. You only have one bullet in your revolver, and you do not want to kill him. Where do you shoot?"
    Deputy James Garcia: "Right, uh... Right in the nuts."

    Fly Report: 23rd June 2006

    Good morning. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 72° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $70.17 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.83 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 25. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    You're the reason I sing.

    22 June 2006

    WMD Update

    April posted another source on the WMD story. CNN and the BBC are still ignoring it, though Matt Drudge is finally linking to the Fox News article. I wish I could say I was surprised that the mainstream media is ignoring this story, but I'm not.

    More analysis on this later today.

    Fly Report: 22nd June 2006

    Good morning. I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 69° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $70.00 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 24. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    If you walk away, I will follow.

    Minor and Major News

    I don't want to glaze over this story about a supposed "compromise" from the ECUSA on the issue of gay bishops, but I'm forced to. I'll comment on it at a later time, if the spirit still moves me.

    The important news, news that's only being carried so far by Fox News, is that two leading Republican lawmakers have announced the finding of nearly five hundred Iraqi bio/chem munitions since 2003, primarily degraded mustard gas and sarin shells that predate the 1991 Persian Gulf War.

    So far, only Fox News is carrying it. I've checked the White House website, CNN, the BBC, and even Drudge. I'm almost tempted to believe that someone's hacked Fox's website, but I'll continue checking throughout the evening and also tomorrow morning. However, if this is true, this is huge news, and all I can say for now is "Take that, hippy!" If the story is confirmed by another news source, I'll add some more commentary tomorrow.

    This is potentially huge, folks. Huge.

    21 June 2006

    Fly Report: 21st June 2006

    Good morning. I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.

    It's 54° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 63° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $68.40 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame); today's picture is really worth checking out, folks.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 23. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Under a blood red sky, a crowd is gathered, black and white.

    The Episcopal House of Cards

    I spoke briefly with Father Time last night, and he asked me what my thoughts were on the recent election of a woman to the top leadership position in the Episcopal Church. Long-time readers will know that I have a unique perspective on the Episcopal Church, so I figure this might be a good time to get philosophical here at TSTF.

    For those of you who haven't stayed informed on the issue (and if you're not particularly Episcopalian or generally Anglican, I can't blame you), the Episcopal Church of the USA elected Gene Robinson as its first openly gay bishop. Robinson divorced his wife in the mid-1980's, and began cohabiting with his current partner in 1989. For the record, if Robinson had divorced his wife and then either remarried a woman, or started cohabiting with a woman, it's highly unlikely that he would have been made a bishop; in fact, it's possible that he would have had his collar confiscated.

    This week, the Episcopal Church (which is the American branch of the Worldwide Anglican Communion) made two controversial moves: they elected a female to the top leadership position in the denomination (BBC, AP), and they rejected calls from the Worldwide Anglican Communion for a moratorium on the consecration of homosexual bishops (BBC, AP). Father Time asked me my thoughts on this development, so here they are, in convenient bullets.

  • I make a point of remaining as neutral as possible when it comes to issues of homosexuality in politics and society; however, homosexuality within the church is another matter. The Bible is very clear in its denunciation of homosexuality (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26).
  • Those who have no authority in the church (i.e., the laity), have the option of taking the Bible piecemeal; clergy do not. When a member of the clergy accepts such an appointment, they obligate themselves to follow the Bible whether they agree with it or not. Clergy are obligated by their office to accept the Bible as is, regardless of reservations, and to be repentant for any failure to completely follow those Biblical laws. Clergy should be holding themselves to a higher standard than the laity, not trying to subvert the Bible.
  • The ECUSA and its parent denomination, the Worldwide Anglican Communion, both claim to be Christian denominations. If Episcopal leaders want to ignore the Bible, they should convert to Unitarianism, which is no longer a truly religious organization. Christianity is a faith with rules, laws, and spiritual requirements; if you're not interested in following these in the first place, there's no point in calling yourself a Christian. The Bible defines our faith, and ignoring it, in whole or in part, negates any complementary effort.
  • The Anglican Church in America has been splintering for years, and the splintering isn't because the ECUSA isn't progressive enough. This is demonstrated by groups like the Anglican Mission in America. As the BBC article notes, ECUSA membership has been shrinking for years, and a quarter of ECUSA parishioners are over the age of sixty-five.
  • The Roman Catholic Church, which is similar in structure and worship style to the Episcopal Church, has experienced some atrophy in recent years (due primarily to the priest sex scandals), but the Roman Catholic Church is still thriving overall. The big difference between the two is that the Roman Catholic Church retains orthodoxy (well, Roman Catholic orthodoxy at least).
  • The majority of churchgoers aren't seeking a progressive social agenda; they're seeking moral accountability and traditional values. So-called "progressives" don't tend to be church-goers; if the ECUSA leadership is trying to increase membership by courting liberals with a liberal social agenda, they apparently haven't done enough research on their target demographic.
  • The Worldwide Anglican Communion took steps last year to censure and exclude the North American churches (1, 2) over their position on homosexuals in the church. The worldwide heads of the Anglican Church have said, in no uncertain terms, that the ECUSA's position is unorthodox and unacceptable, ultimately threatening their very association with the rest of the denomination; somehow, expressions of "deep regret" over the "effect on the wider church" from the ECUSA seem petty, arrogant, and myopic.

    Now, this is all well and good, you might say; but what does it have to do with a woman being selected as the presiding bishop of the ECUSA?

  • Most of the Worldwide Anglican Communion has rejected the North American decision back in the 1970's to ordain women as priests. As normal as we may believe this to be, the Bible gives very little indication that this is an orthodox decision.
  • Personally, while I think that while social progressivism has little or no place in the church (legitimate morality should be timeless), a legitimate argument can be made for having women in some positions of authority in church. When I was an Episcopalian (before I became an Anglican-in-Exile), the deacon at my parish was a woman, and she was a great fit for the position. I believe there are certain roles in which women tend to be more qualified than men; working with other women, working with children, et cetera; men and women are fundamentally different, and there are aspects of church organization that women are probably much better at as a whole than men are. I might lean toward ordaining women up to the level of deacon, but not beyond that position.
  • Prior to 2003, the ECUSA had one contentious issue that the Worldwide Anglican Communion was willing to look past: female priests and bishops. With Robinson's consecration, the ECUSA had a second contentious issue that the Worldwide Anglican Communion wasn't willing to look past. If the ECUSA is trying to mend fences with the rest of the Anglican Church, this is at least poorly timed, and at most extremely unwise.
  • If the goal of the ECUSA is to ease strained relations with the Worldwide Anglican Communion, choosing this moment in time to elect a woman as head of the ECUSA is highly questionable. Since I highly doubt that nearly one hundred Episcopal bishops are nothing more than slack-jawed idiots, I must conclude that they're making a conscious effort to alienate themselves from the Anglican Church as a whole. Why a supposedly Anglican national denomination would want to alienate itself from its international parent organization, I do not know.

    In America, if you don't like the government, you have two options: use democratic procedures to change the laws, or move somewhere (either another state or another country) where the laws are more to your liking. Religion is different: by its very nature, it is meant to be concrete, and if you don't like it, your option (at least in a pluralistic Western nation) is to simply not participate. If these Episcopal leaders care more about being socially progressive than they do about being orthodox and fulfilling the responsibilities of their offices, then they should be involving themselves in state and national politics, not theological debate and redefinition of dogma. And if the Episcopal Church truly wants to be a pioneer in forcing social progress in the religious world, they should take things one issue at a time; it's still unorthodox, it's still apostate, and it still won't work, but it's a more effective strategy than the one they're employing right now.

    Thus saith the Fly.
  • 20 June 2006

    Fly Report: 20th June 2006

    Good morning. There is no spoon.

    It's 55° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 68° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $68.21 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 22. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    All this, you can leave behind.

    Econopolitical Comparison

    I was just thinking, and I came up with one of the many reasons why capitalism is so far superior to socialism/communism.

    Communism fails in part because its success relies on something that has never been proven to exist in the history of mankind: the consistency of human goodness, fairness, and generosity. Making a communist/socialist system to both fair and peaceful is about like trying to become an Olympic pole vaulter while carrying your lucky cinder block.

    Capitalism, on the other hand, succeeds in part because it harnesses one of the most reliable aspects of humanity: greed. Human greed manifests itself almost every day in almost every individual, from Father Time to Mo-Licious to Sarah Canuck (though only Mo-Licious is really open and unapologetic about it). If capitalism were a sailboat, then greed would be like a squall: dangerous for novices, but potentially amazing for experienced and trained sailors.

    If I have the choice between placing my bet on the reliability of human goodness, or the reliability of human greed, I'm going to bet on greed every time, and try to use it to my advantage. It's as simple as that.

    Tomorrow, when I get home from work, I'll comment on the new Episcopal presiding bishop. It'll be a barn burner.

    19 June 2006

    Fly Report: 19th June 2006

    Good morning. All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

    It's 54° Fahrenheit with light rain in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 6° Fahrenheit with scattered storms.

    The average price of oil is $68.50 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 21. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    What you leave behind, you don't miss anyway.

    17 June 2006

    Wherein Fly Throws Random Crap into a Blog Post

    For those of you who were curious, no, that wasn't the original title of the post, but I decided to clean it up. Anyway, I've been doing some hardcore surfing in the last couple of days, and I've come across a couple of themes that I want to write/post on, so I'm doing it all in one fell swoop.

    ---

    First, I've had a couple of links tucked away in a text file since December, so it's about time they got posted.

    On 6th December, U.S. Secretary of State Rice signed a deal with Romania that will initiate an American presence in Romanian bases; this was the first arrangement of its kind between the United States and a former communist nation. On 7th December, Bulgaria announced that it, too, was in negotiations with the United States to share its bases; the actual deal was signed in April. What do these two nations have in common, other than being former Communist states? Both deployed troops to Iraq.

    Now, it's no secret that American military assets are undergoing a lengthy and extreme shift in size and deployment. Many of our bases in places like Germany and South Korea are being prepared to shut down. Even redundant and obsolete bases in the United States are being consolidated, so that the Department of Defense can more efficiently structure its holdings. The Cold War is over, and assets that have been deployed in Europe for the last sixty years are being redeployed to better serve our new national security interests. So, why Bulgaria and Romania? Well, there are several reasons.

    First, Bulgaria and Romania are closer to the Middle East/South Asia than American positions in Western Europe. Second, whereas Americans have encountered a great deal of political hostility from the German government in recent years, the Bulgarians and Romanians can understand first hand the value of American intervention. Third, they can appreciate the benefits they'll gain from an American military presence in their nation; just look at a quote from one of the articles.

    "This agreement will add value to Bulgaria's strategic security because it increases the commitment of the United States to the security of the country."
    Dimitar Tsanchev
    Bulgarian foreign ministry

    The Germans, South Koreans, and Japanese, for example, all have very respectable defense forces; however, none of them are capable of truly defending those countries in the event of a large scale conflict. Bulgaria and Romania realize this, and are apparently interested in strengthening their ties with the United States. Given the state of our strategic interests in the vicinity, and given our recent disputes with the French and German governments, I personally believe that shoring up our relationships with those countries that are willing to stand by us in the interests of international security is an excellent idea.

    I think this is a very good move for us, and I think that it's a very good move on the part of the Romanians and Bulgarians.

    ---

    I bought a copy of Dune when I was about fourteen, and I didn't get around to actually finishing it until I was twenty-two and living in the United Kingdom. I'd seen the David Lynch film, and loved it; to be honest, the book was a pretty big disappointment. There was a lot of building in the first two thirds of the book, and a very rich and deep storyline; the last third of the book was positively craptacular, with a bunch of weird hogwash that didn't really even make any sense, and an anti-climactic ending that left me scratching my head.

    One of the really interesting things about the book, written by Frank Herbert and published in 1965, is that there's enough terminology to warrant its own glossary. On a whim, I plugged one of the phrases into a google search the other day, and found out that a great deal of this terminology is either borrowed directly or adapted from Arabic. That page has two other links that are of some interest: Islamic Themes in Sci-Fi Literature, and the possible influence of Dune on Star Wars.

    Having read a few of the synopses available at the above websites and Wikipedia, I finally learned something that makes the book a lot more interesting, even though I still say that the last third of the book is pretty poorly written: the spice that serves as the central motivation for the actions of everyone in the book is actually a symbol for oil, and the CHOAM corporation is a direct allegory to OPEC. The Spark Notes explanation says nothing about oil, instead equating the spice entirely with psychotropic drugs. Perhaps this explains a bit of my confusion a couple of years ago.

    Though I don't agree with all of the statements and points Herbert made with his novel(s), I was still impressed with a number of the complex story elements he was able to piece together. Perhaps one day, when I've finished many, many other books, I'll go back and reread Dune and appreciate it even more. For now, I'm content to post the links above, and give my reaction.

    ---

    Thursday's Cox and Forkum cartoon poked fun at the climate change cult that seems to be developing around Al Gore and the rest of the folks who are going bat shit crazy over "climate change" and "global warming" and the "greenhouse effect". Cox and Forkum had a couple of great links, which I feel privileged enough to cite specifically here.

    An article by the Canada Free Press documents an astonishing trend: actual climate experts are skeptical about global warming, and most of them don't support the craze that's being spurred on by Gore and his followers.

    At JunkScience.com, there's a complex analysis that offers a bit more perspective and realism regarding "climate change", the "greenhouse effect", and "global warming". As the author notes:

    Who knew that so many blowhards are out there pontificating from complete ignorance?

    And of course, there's no bad time to post the link to Michael Crichton's outstanding speech on the subject, Aliens Cause Global Warming.

    My position is this: the earth has been abnormally hot and abnormally cool within recorded history, and there's no reason to believe that we're in any different situation than we've ever been in, if we're in any situation at all. The supposed warming trend is well within the margin of error for even measuring global temperature changes, so if there's a warming trend in the first place, humans are most likely a negligible contributing factor, if we factor in at all. Because of this, I think that radical measures like the Kyoto Protocol are irresponsible. Hell, I even live in the middle of the damned desert, and I can tell you that one or two degrees of climate change aren't even worth noticing.

    ---

    Right then, it's damn near 11:00 AM. Time for a pint... Er, lunch.

    16 June 2006

    Nerd Alert

    Sweet merciful glaven on a stick. Why didn't anyone ever tell me that Trebonius was one of the blokes who conspired against Caesar in 44 BC? This is like, Earth-shattering news to me.

    Kull wahad!

    The 3100th Post: News!

    Today's a pretty slow news day. That makes my life easier.

    The Japanese government has announced that their troops will withdraw from Iraq ahead of schedule; Japan's contingent in Iraq are non-combat troops to begin with, and control of their area of operation is due to be turned over to Iraqi security forces in the near future. Also, the BBC has a great article about an Indian military pilot who was in Iraq when the Osirak reactor was destroyed by Israel; it's worth checking out.

    In East Timor, rebels have agreed to surrender their arms; in Nepal, the rebels have agreed to join the government. Sounds like Guinness time to me!

    The European Union has agreed on a plan to provide aid to the "Palestinian" territories by bypassing the Hamas government altogether, thereby bypassing EU laws which prevent EU from financing terrorist groups. In light of the looming humanitarian disaster that the lack of aid money will cause, Hamas has stayed true to form and criticized the plan.

    And finally, Iran and Syria have signed a military cooperation treaty, binding both nations to assist each other in the event of attack by Israel and the United States. I'm going to refrain from comment on this one.

    Thanks, folks! Have a nice weekend!

    Fly Report: 16th June 2006

    Good morning. She's not you.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 65° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $68.43 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 18. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Her skin is pale, like God's only dove.

    15 June 2006

    Coalition Stats

    While perusing the Internet this afternoon, I came across this website, which actually taught yours truly a few tidbits about the composition and history of the international Coalition in Iraq. Whether you support the mission in Iraq or not, I highly recommend that you take a few minutes and have a look at the information contained therein.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    Thursday News

    Most of today's news comes from Fox, since the BBC and CNN are almost completely devoid of interesting stories.

    A week ago, Hamas ended a truce with Israel. Now, after the Israelis have responded to various attacks from the Gaza Strip with air strikes, Hamas wants to reinstate the truce. They put the onus on Israel, of course, but it's not hard to see through the rhetoric.

    In everyone's favorite God-forsaken war zone, the Somali Islamic Courts Union militias have pushed the secular militia out of their last stronghold. Never have I been so happy that I don't live in Somalia, I tell you what.

    Abu Bakr Bashir, the militant Indonesian cleric who was jailed for a paltry two years for his role in the Bali bombings, has called on President Bush and Australian PM Howard to convert to Islam. Bashir was released from prison recently.

    Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has announced a sizable military acquisition of equipment from Russia. Venezuela will acquire Russian helicopters, fighter aircraft, and assault rifles from the Russian government, and begin manufacturing Kalashnikov rifles under license. Here's an alternative link.

    A delegation of Afghan government officials has inspected the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and announced that the conditions are satisfactory. They interviewed Afghan detainees, and said that there were only a couple of complaints about the conditions of the detention facility.

    The dispute over the ECUSA's openly gay bishop continues, and an official split between the factions of the American branch of the Church of England seems more and more inevitable. Bishop Gene Robinson claims that he is "not an abomination"; he may not be an abomination, but his lifestyle is in direct opposition to numerous clear cut passages in scripture. As far as I'm concerned, his consecration is not only a double standard (if his personal history would have been with a woman instead of a man, he would have never been promoted to his present position in the church), but also directly opposite of orthodoxy. Like a nation, a church must have laws, and those laws must be enforced; otherwise, the church loses all authority. A church's laws come from the Bible, and the ECUSA has been ignoring the Bible in this and other issues for years. Parishioners have the option of taking or leaving the Bible and its laws; clergy and the church government do not have the same option. As a result, the Episcopal Church continues to suffer from internal rifts, as well as falling attendance (myself included).

    And finally, the Russian government is beginning work on a floating nuclear power plant, which will provide mobile electricity for remote areas of the Russian wilderness. If this were anyone but the Russians, I'd think it was an exciting idea; unfortunately, with incidents like the K-19, the Kursk, and Chernobyl, I have a hard time buying into this.

    Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's back to Sports Night I go.

    Fly Report: 15th June 2006

    Good morning. Alright, my guess is it's Jeremy and Natalie.

    It's 61° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 61° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $68.82 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 17, the story of David and Goliath! The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Like a song I have to sing, I sing it for you; like the words I have to bring, I bring it for you.

    14 June 2006

    Out of Work

    As most of you regulars will know by now, I've taken to watching my movies in French, just for something new to occupy my time. I went through my movies last night and found that at least eighty percent of them can be viewed in French; I guess Quebec is good for something after all, since the French versions are probably available solely to allow film companies to release the exact same DVD in the United States and Canada. (France and other French-speaking nations are in different regions, using different DVD formats.) At any rate, I'm sort of thinking about making it a goal to watch all of my movies in French.

    However, to break up the tedium, I'm watching Battlestar Galactica: Season 1 again, and I'm strongly considering purchasing the first half of Season 2. I love the new designs (that replace the cheesy crap from the original version from the 1970's, and from time to time I'll Google them, just to see some of the brilliant artwork. Today I was googling "cylon centurion" and this picture came up; I had to share it with you folks.

    Fly Report: 14th June 2006

    Good morning. Acquiring sainthood is a tricky business.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit with partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 64° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $67.79 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 16. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Don't wake her, she'll come around.

    13 June 2006

    Fight Piracy

    The EyeRocker has been kidnapped by pirates! He's got one of the best blogs on the Internet, so go tell him so, or else they'll continue denying him nicotine.

    Fly Report: 13th June 2006

    Good morning. Let the miracles commence.

    It's 61° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $69.09 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 15 at long last. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    I went with nothing, nothing but the thought of you.

    God Bless the Marines

    There's nothing quite like a good Marine, as this post from Black Five demonstrates.

    12 June 2006

    Continuing Entertainment/It's a Boy!

    Last night, I watched about a third of The Bourne Identity in French. Now, I have found something even more entertaining: xXx in French. You haven't lived until you've seen Vin Diesel and Samuel Jackson being voiced by a couple of Frenchmen. All French jokes aside, if you're going to put a French language soundtrack to a Vin Diesel movie, you should probably hire someone who sounds like Vin Diesel, not someone who sounds like John Cusack.

    This is one of the high points of my day, I tell you what.

    UPDATE: Congratulations to the Desert Rat, who's now the proud father of a baby boy!

    Fly Report: 12th June 2006

    Good morning. Ahhh, I like the French. I like their toast. I like their dressing, I like their fries; I like their maids. I like their kissing. I like French's mustard; I like Mr. French.

    It's 63° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 77° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $70.75 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 14, which will actually be read today. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    I reached out to the one I tried to destroy.

    The Insanity Begins

    Pop quiz, folks. You've been living in the desert for seven weeks, five of which have been spent working your ass off. The only person you know or care to have any association with in town is out of the state for ten days. There are things to do around your flat. You have to be up early in the morning to run some errands. What do you do?

    You guessed it: you watch The Bourne Identity in French for no apparent reason.

    Maybe I need to drink more water or turn on the A/C or something.

    11 June 2006

    Philosophical Doubt

    Those of you who are regular readers of TSTF will know that I'm a fairly devout individual. So what, pray tell, would lead me to even entertain the glimmer of a doubt that the Almighty doesn't exist? The answer is simple, really; in Autumn of 2004, I learned that Creed had released a greatest hits compilation.

    The Fly: Bachelor Interior Decorator

    This is my first day off in two weeks, and it begins a period in which I have eight out of nine days off. So far, I have used the day to get some much-needed sleep, go grocery shopping, and do something that's been waiting to be done since I arrived in Barstow: decorating my apartment.

    Now, don't get me wrong, I've had knick-knacks sitting on my trunk and on another shelf thing that I bought, but the walls have been entirely bare. I brought a number of posters with me, and this afternoon I finally put a few of them up. Here are the highlights.

    In the living room:
  • The Brilliant Earth (night)
  • The Earth from Space (day*)
  • U2 albums poster

    In the kitchen:
  • A Bold Bluff by Cassius Coolidge

    On the hall closet door:
  • Mark Twain playing pool

    More decorations may come as time goes on; as I think I've mentioned, I don't want to get too settled here. This is a temporary situation, even if it increases in duration beyond my initial plan. For now, these few decorations I've put up will be more than sufficient, I think.

    I can't believe I've been in Barstow for seven weeks already. This year is going to go by quickly, and for that I'm thankful.

    * This isn't the same poster that I have; mine looks a bit more professional, with a classy white border.
  • 10 June 2006

    Reflections on California

    Save for Manda and a few other individuals, I still find California to be pretty much devoid of any and all value. It's a God-forsaken wasteland filled with savages, and although I'm enjoying my work, I eagerly anticipate my eventual escape.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    Reflections on Zarqawi's Death

    I apologize for not getting around to this sooner; it's been a crazy week, but it's finally over, and I can post a few thoughts on the death of Ahmad Fadeel al Nazal al Khalayleh, better known as Abu Musab al Zarqawi.

    First and foremost, kudos to the Coalition forces that tracked him and killed him. We'd love to focus on the Air Force pilots who dropped the bombs, or the other American forces that contributed to the attack that killed Zarqawi; the truth is that this is a victory ransomed literally with the blood, sweat, and tears of many individuals from many nations. My thanks and congratulations go to all who made this possible, as well as to all of those individuals who have suffered or died as a result of Zarqawi's terror, whether directly or indirectly.

    Second, I would be negligent if I didn't express some degree of regret that he couldn't have been captured alive. I understand better than anyone that a ground raid could have resulted in extreme danger for American or Iraqi personnel; still, it's unfortunate that he couldn't have been interrogated and exploited. The important part, though, is that dead or alive, he's unable to continue leading his network of thugs and hooligans.

    There's been a lot of speculation about whether or not this will do anything to diminish the violence in Iraq. I think that this all depends on how the Coalition reacts to this victory. News stories indicate that they've been able to collect usable data from Zarqawi's hideout, and that they've used that intel to carry out numerous raids. Zarqawi does not represent the entire terrorist insurgency in Iraq, but he was a crucial element in the system. Putting pictures of his dead body up in the papers and on the Internet and on television eliminates his legitimacy; it demonstrates to his followers and supporters that they are vulnerable to the infidels. It also eliminates a highly experienced source of leadership from their organization; this isn't a fatal wound to the insurgency, but it's a severe one, and this could very well represent a major turning point in the Iraq War.

    It would have been helpful if Zarqawi could have been captured and exploited, but his death is still a critical victory in nearly every way. The momentum created by this victory is the Coalition's to lose; let's hope they continue to take the fight to the enemy, collect information with every raid, and crush the insurgency. The Iraqi people deserve freedom and safety from vile thugs like Zarqawi, and the more victories like this we have, the sooner that can happen and our troops can begin their demobilization. I believe that we will be in Iraq for a very long time; however, I also believe that the majority of that time will be in an advisory role, not as the primary security force. I eagerly await the day in which Iraq's government and security forces are able to take the helm and carve out their own destiny. I eagerly anticipate the day when we see the Iraqis as friends and allies, not as a burden that the West has to carry.

    I believe that day will come, and it will come all the sooner as we continue capturing and killing despicable, evil men like Abu Musab al Zarqawi.

    09 June 2006

    Fly Report: 09th June 2006

    Good morning. Si vis pacem, para bellum.

    It's 54° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 63° Fahrenheit with thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $69.92 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame); seriously, today's APOD is really excellent, check it out.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 14, because I'm unsatisfactory. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    You elevate my soul.

    07 June 2006

    Missiles, Reactors, and Bans on Falafel

    Two news updates in a week? This is madness!

    In Gaza in the last few weeks, the "Palestinians" have been engaged in a bloody and heated feud between Fatah, the "moderate" party that holds the presidency, and the Hamas government. Hamas has agreed to remove its militia from public places, but they apparently agreed to do that a couple of weeks ago and it only lasted for a couple of days. If it weren't for Mahmoud Abbas holding the presidency, the insane would be in complete control of the asylum.

    Russia has issued a statement questioning American plans to put conventional warheads on Trident missiles; they claim that this could be a destabilizing factor in the international community. One must keep in mind, of course, that the Russian government isn't nearly as vocal about North Korean missile tests, and they've been assisting the Iranians in the development of their nuclear program. And, of course, this is completely ignoring the fact that our current problem with terrorists ties directly into a little destabilizing factor that we used to call the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

    A Western proposal to Iran has allegedly introduced the possibility of the Iranians being allowed to enrich Uranium in the distant future, with international supervision, once they've unequivocally and completely eliminated the fears of the international community. Meanwhile, Australia is beginning preliminary research into expanding their nuclear energy program. I have no problem with Australia doing this; they're doing it publically, and their research into the issue ties into their desire to eliminate reliance on fossil fuel sources. The Iranians did it covertly, breaking treaties they were party to. It's all about the approach, and the Iranian approach reeks of bad intentions.

    Some of you may have been following the developing story in Canada of a home-grown terrorist cell that was busted by the Mounties. They were apparently planning to hijack the CBC, blow up Parliament, and decapitate Prime Minister Stephen Harper. There are some pointed political cartoons at Raeside, Filibuster, and Cox and Forkum.

    Secular Somali militias, backed by the United States, are preparing a counter-attack into Mogadishu. Earlier this week, the Islamic Courts Union, an Islamist militia with alleged al Qaeda ties, declared victory in taking control of Mogadishu. International observers believe that the ICU will be unable to form a government; somehow, I'm not surprised.

    I know I don't post many stories about Iraq, since they're not exactly in the dark recesses of the media world, but this one caught my eye, and I couldn't pass it up. Islamist extremists in Baghdad have started an already-bloody campaign to ban falafel. Yes, you read that right. Their flaky justification is that flafel did not exist in the time of Mohammed; as the journalist who wrote the surprisingly-moderate article points out, Kalashnikov rifles, car bombs, and Islamist websites didn't exist during Mohammed's day, either. Hypocritical and illogical Islamists? Who'd have thought!

    And the most important news of the day... Lycan Thrope is alive; he's just a lazy wanker, a label he will carry until he actually starts posting more frequently.

    Fly Report: 07th June 2006

    Good morning. I'm vital to national security.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit with partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 75° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $70.13 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame); seriously, today's APOD is really excellent, check it out.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 14, because I'm unsatisfactory. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    I've got CCTV, pornography, CNBC; I've got the nightly news to get to know the enemy.

    06 June 2006

    Fly Report: 06th June 2006

    Good morning. I can do some wicked sweet voices, I can I can.

    It's 66° Fahrenheit and fair in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 78° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $71.22 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 14. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    We fought for justice and not for gain, but the magistrate sent me away.

    05 June 2006

    The Fly Presents: World News Today

    At long last, here's another news update!

    What do you do if you're a "Palestinian" and you disagree with your political rivals? Well, apparently you storm their TV station and lay waste to it.

    There's still heavy fighting in East Timor, and the Australians are calling on Asian nations to send more troops to assist in the intervention.

    In Afghanistan, the British commander of the NATO contingent has announced new tactics in continuing to deal with Taliban remnants. His new system will involve a "people-friendly force". I can appreciate this approach, but I also remember that the "softly-softly" approach failed to achieve the results that British commanders had hoped for, even though the British sector of Iraq was to have been easier to keep secure than the American sectors. There's a fine line between winning the hearts and minds, and exposing soldiers to unnecessary risks.

    The Supreme Ayatollah of Iran, Ali Khameni, has warned the United States that they will disrupt energy shipments from the Gulf if challenged by the United States. Meanwhile, the EU diplomat Javier Solana is set to offer incentives to Iran to stop Uranium enrichment. Somehow, I doubt they'll accept them this time around after turning them down for more than a year at this point.

    Somalia's still a God-forsaken war zone, now allegedly controlled by an Islamist militia after several weeks of fighting.

    And finally, the London Assembly has released their version of the 9/11 report, scrutinizing the response to last year's London transit bombings. The problem with reports like this is that they don't really accomplish much. I've been in the military and worked with the military for years now, and one of the many things I've learned is that there are always things that could be done better. You could have the best equipment, the best plans for responding to various types of incidents, and even with specific and detailed knowledge in advance, you'd still have all sorts of mistakes and shortcomings. There's value to investigating, but it often comes off as finger-pointing and blame-placing, rather than serving to determine actual policy and equipment updates that could improve the situation in the future.

    Keep on truckin'.

    Fly Report: 05th June 2006

    Good morning. Today we're hunting BluFor, by crackey!

    It's 57° Fahrenheit with partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 73° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $72.39 per barrel, up nearly two dollars from Friday. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 14, because yesterday was so brutal that I went to bed just after 18:00. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Carnival, the wheels fly and the colors spin through alcohol; red wine that punctures the skin, face to face in a dry and waterless place.

    02 June 2006

    The Morning After

    Well, that was certainly interesting.

    I did the math, and I was up for about nineteen hours and forty-five minutes yesterday, including two trips to base. During what essentially amounted to about half a day of work and the rest of the day off, I was able to pay my rent and get my dishes done; I've been trying to find a chance to write a letter for the last couple of weeks, but it didn't happen yesterday. I may get a couple of hours today at work to start it.

    Last night was fun, though not in the way that it was supposed to be. Today should be a bit more straightforward.

    I'm beginning to derive a certain satisfaction from my life here. There are a few things that I could stand to improve upon; I haven't gotten myself organized enough to begin exercising regularly, I haven't been reading as much as I'd like, and I still haven't gotten my new computer squared away; otherwise, I feel like I'm pretty squared away. I've been keeping my flat reasonably tidy, eating healthy, spending wisely, and any number of other things; it's been a trial by fire, but I feel as if I'm becoming exactly who I want to be.

    More later.

    Fly Report: 02nd June 2006

    Good morning. Grenade!

    It's 55° Fahrenheit with light drizzle and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 76° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $70.55 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.87 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 12, because yesterday was so brutal that I went to bed just after 18:00. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    The goal is soul.

    01 June 2006

    Rough Around the Edges

    Today's sucked so far; it'll get better, but I can't talk about that part.

    I've spent the last four days of my life in a hole, and I've enjoyed it immensely, but it's taken a lot out of me. When I've finished, I've been exhausted, sore, and hungry. Last night I got home, and I went to bed just after 18:00. I set my alarm for 04:00; if they wanted me at work at 05:00, like they had the last four days, they'd call me and tell me. I figured a 07:00 standard arrival was safe.

    I reset my alarm for 04:30, got myself squared away in about an hour and fifteen minutes, and left my flat about fifteen minutes earlier than usual, due to the fact that the route I usually take to work is closed. I arrived at my building around 06:45, and walked into the building. My supervisor poked his head out of one of the offices, looked surprised to see me, and greeted me. I looked at the board, and upon finding my name on the schedule, instantly quoted the immortal words of Adam Sandler: "Fuck me in the goat ass." I quickly found out that I wasn't due to start my scheduled tasks until 20:00, and wasn't due into the shop until 16:00.

    I ran a couple of errands on post, and then went to the vehicle registration desk in one of the base admin offices; today was the day that the extended temporary pass on my TrailBlazer expired. I took in the same paperwork (bill of sale, company ID badge, proof of insurance, and driver's license) that had gotten me my first few temporary passes. She looked at the stuff and told me that the VIN number on my insurance card and the one on the bill of sale didn't match; she said I'd need to sort it out with my insurance company, and that I could have them fax a new one down. At this point, I was pretty freaked out; not only was my schedule for the next two days irreparably hosed up, but now I wasn't going to even be able to get back onto base. I went back to the shop, knowing that I'd need to have my dad helping me out with this. Upon inspection, I realized that the surly lady behind the desk had made a stupid, rookie mistake: she'd read the VIN number for my trade-in, not on my current vehicle. I was friendly about it when I went back to get things settled and get my new pass.

    When I got home from work, I checked my voicemail; sure enough, my team leader left me a message that I didn't get, telling me that I didn't need to be in until 16:00. So now I'm just killing time, trying to rest before heading back out. Luckily, work's going to be pretty outstanding tonight. Even so, I'll be rough around the edges for a couple of days on account of the massive hit to my circadian rhythm.

    I'll probably survive; if not, I will shared custody of my blog to Father Time, who will pamper it, and Mo-Licious, who will neglect it.

    Just a Note

    Sorry I've been doing nothing but Fly Reports the last few days, folks. As several regular readers know already, I have spent the last four work days sitting in a hole in the middle of the desert that I dug on Sunday. Needless to say, me sitting in a hole is crucial to the maintenance of America's national security; and actually, I'm serious when I say that.

    Anyway, I've been so exhausted that I've been in bed extremely early lately; for example, last night I slept pretty much from 18:00 until my alarm went off at 04:00 this morning. The rest of the next couple of weeks shouldn't be quite as bad, though; hopefully I can do a news review tonight.

    I have to keep getting ready to head to work, so your question for today is this: if you could do anything for work, what would it be? What's your dream job? Post it up!

    UPDATE: Is it really Thursday already!?

    Fly Report: 01st June 2006

    Good morning. Children, there's a time and place for everything; and it's called "college".

    It's 52° Fahrenheit with light rain in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 72° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $70.10 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.87 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 11, because yesterday was so brutal that I went to bed just after 18:00. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    See the bird with a leaf in her mouth, after the flood all the colors came out.