30 June 2007

Concept Change

I'm going to be (slowly) changing the last category on the sidebar. I've had several planned writing projects up there for quite a while... And someday before I die I may actually complete a few of the long-term ones, like the papers on Agricola and Roman Ireland. For others, like the Germany and Japan Declining Pacifism article, or the recent article on ballistic missile defense, I've decided that instead of deleting the entries altogether when they're finished, it would be better to just link to them. I've entered three of this year's stories already, and I'll slowly add more as time allows; articles like A Big Oily Mess, for example. Anyway, it will be a work in slow progress.

29 June 2007

Fly Report: 29th June 2007

Good morning. Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such public service videos as Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds and Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness!

It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 95° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $70.69 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Ezekiel 6. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

After the flood, all the colors came out.

28 June 2007

Fly Report: 28th June 2007

Good morning. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such other showbiz funerals as Andre the Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye, and Shemp Howard: Today we Mourn a Stooge.

It's 55° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 91° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $69.99 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

Today's scripture reading is Ezekiel 5. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

It's just a moment, this time will pass.

27 June 2007

Hire Confirmed

I received word this morning. I'm being hired by SAIC for a position as a technical writer in Suffolk, Virginia. Long-time readers will know that I essentially never speak of work-related matters on TSTF, save for things like when I deploy, or when I'm having a particularly busy week on the job. As such, I'll post the job description, only once, as it's public domain on the company's website.

Job Category DEF - Defense/Intelligence/Geopoltcl
Req ID 87996
Location Suffolk, VA
% Travel 10
Relocation No

Requirements The ASSET Business Unit currently has an opening for a Technical Writer at U.S. Joint Forces Command's (USJFCOM) J9/Joint Innovation & Experimentation (JI&E) Directorate, Suffolk VA.

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Scope: Plan, assemble, coordinate all Interim Authority to Operate (IATO) and Authority to Operate (ATO) documentation, Interim Authority to Connect (IATC) and Authority to Connect (ATC) documents for USJFCOM’s JI&E Directorate experimentation events. Work closely with JI&E Experimental Engineering Support (EES) technical staff members including system administrators and network support staff, and JI&E Pathway Program managers to ensure the proper Information Technology and Network security setups, monitoring, coordination, and technical documentation are provided in time for pre-event Spirals and execution of J9 supported experimentation events. Assist JI&E’s Information Assurance staff, Designated Approving Authority (DAA), and if required, J6’s and the High Performance Computing Modernization Office’s (HPCMO) DAAs and other external agencies with coordinating final draft System Security Accreditation Authorization (SSAA) IATO/ATO/IATC/ATC end products.

REQUIRED EDUCATION/SKILLS:
Bachelor degree from an accredited college or university in Journalism, communications, or Media Preparation techniques or related field and two (2) years experience in writing or editing pamphlets, manuscripts, military or Government publications to include research, analysis of information, write and edit final manuscripts; or two (2) years experience in journalism or equivalent field.

DESIRED SKILLS: DoD IA Training; IATO/ATO processing experience.

I'll spend the next week and a half (or so) completing obligations at my current job and packing up my things. After that, it's a three thousand mile road trip from Barstow, California to Suffolk, Virginia. That, my friends, will be blogged about extensively: the Fly's Escape from the Mojave Tour.

Right then, I have things to accomplish. More later.

Fly Report: 27th June 2007

Good morning. Red red wine, stay close to me, make me forget that I still need her so.

It's 54° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 82° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $68.65 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Ezekiel 5. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

You're dangerous, you don't know what you want.

26 June 2007

Stuff Fly Wants: June 2007

Field Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 22001) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers and shirt
  • MARPAT Desert Utilities - $67.90
  • Six Color Desert Utilities - $39.90
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • U.S. Army ACU tan sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • UDT/SEAL Team Swimmer Trunks, two, size 36 - $35.95 apiece

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Clan Cleland tartan kilt and kilt pin - $400.00-$700.00

    Household Items
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Union Jack
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Orkney satellite image
  • Britain and Ireland Map - $10.99
  • Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Middle East Map - $10.99
  • Roman Mainz Gladius
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • The Maxim Coffin Coffee Table - $4135.00

    Books
  • Travels of ibn Battutah - $18.00
  • Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab - $7.99
  • Contact Zero by David Wolstencroft - $7.99
  • Lightning out of Lebanon by Tom Diaz and Barbara Newman - $14.96 (Amazon price $11.66)

    Entertainment
  • Best of Chris Isaak (CD & DVD) - $24.98 (Amazon price $22.99)
  • James Bond Ultimate Collection - Volumes 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $359.92 (Amazon price $234.52)
  • 24 - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $269.92 (Amazon price $154.53)
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Firefly - Complete Series - $49.98 (Amazon price $24.97)
  • Kids in the Hall - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $179.90 (Amazon price $155.98)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • Apocalypse Now Redux
  • Gattaca - $14.94 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • Mars Attacks! - $9.98
  • Quigley Down Under - $14.98 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Stephanie Schneiderman - Live at Kung Fu Bakery - $15.98
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • Dire Straits - Alchemy - $27.98 (Amazon price $24.99)
  • Mystical Chants of Carmel by the Carmelite Monks - $18.95
  • Fly Report: 26th June 2007

    Good morning. Do pay attention, Double-Oh-Seven!

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.19 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezekiel 4. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    In my dream, I was drowning my sorrows; but my sorrows, they learned to swim.

    25 June 2007

    Fly Report: 25th June 2007

    Good morning. Then I saw you on the street! You looked happy, that's a fact! I'm impressed, it's a hell of an act.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 80° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.76 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezekiel 3. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Dies irae... Dies irae...

    Written While Sick

    Even though I'm suffering from some sort of annoying illness, here are a few stories from the last week that are worth noting.

    The Taliban have resumed intermittent broadcasting on a mobile pirate radio station, the Voice of Shariat, in southeast Afghanistan. If I had to venture an educated guess, I'd say my own radio show in college was probably more interesting.

    Russian and Azeri officials have reiterated the readiness of the Qabala radar station in Azerbaijan for inclusion in the American ballistic missile shield program. However, American officials have noted that the site would only be usable if the interceptor missile site was moved to the Czech Republic. Meanwhile, in another former Soviet republic, Georgian troops are training for a major Georgian troop surge to Iraq; the article from AFP SpaceWar is abnormally balanced, so go check it out.

    American envoy Christopher Hill has announced that North Korea is only weeks away from shutting down its Yongbyon nuclear facility. (AP, BBC) An alternative view is that the North Koreans can't afford to give up their nukes, as all of their political leverage would disappear if they did.

    A United Nations report claims that the genocide and violence in Sudan is fueld by Sudan's refusal to tackle climate change. Honestly, I think this report, beyond being completely irrelevant, is downright irresponsible. Beyond being based on pseudo-scientific nonsense, the suggestion that Muslim Janjaweed militias are raping, pillaging, murdering, and stealing land from non-Muslims in Darfur because they land is being affected by "climate change" is beyond ridiculous.

    And finally, one of the best stories I've seen in ages. Remember a couple of months back when the Iranians unlawfully detained a group of British service personnel who had been patrolling sovereign Iraqi waters? Apparently they tried it previously with the Australians, and got more than they bargained for. I'm not sure that I've ever seen a funnier news article, so go check it out.

    * * *


    I don't think the few readers of this blog were taking me seriously last week. I'm moving to Virginia. I'm closing up shop here at Zoo Station and moving to an entirely new location three thousand miles away, doing a grown-up job and making great money.

    There's a lot to be done. I have to triage my flat: what rates a three thousand mile trip, and what needs to be binned? My car needs to be serviced, a year of empties need to be turned in for a grand total of about five dollars in cash, all of the remaining crap has to be packed up. Equipment has to be turned in at my current job, accounts have to be closed with the gas, electric, and phone companies, standing bills need to be changed to some new address (quite possibly my old address in Hometown for the time being).

    There are certainly disappointments; there are people I'd intended to visit while I was living in California that I didn't get around to seeing, and there were a few things that I'd wanted to do. I'm going to try to accomplish a couple before I go, like seeing Death Valley and possibly visiting the Owens Valley Radio Observatory, though the former is far more likely than the latter. I wouldn't have believed it, but I could see myself coming back here for a visit at some point... After I've made it back to England and Orkney, of course.

    I'm really looking forward to the trip to Virginia, too. I've never done a cross-country road trip. My likely route will be Interstate 40, which runs on the old U.S. Route 66 all the way to North Carolina, requiring only a last minute diversion to take me to Virginia. I've also had expressions of interest in a road trip from both Doug the Embalmer and Mormon Buddha; obviously Mormon Buddha is the more likely candidate, though he's up against two challenges: finances for such an endeavour, and permission from Mrs. Buddha. The preliminary plan includes a detour to Dallas, Texas to see folks like Mighty Mo, CCE, and Michelley. I even have a name for the trip: the Escape from the Mojave Tour.

    For the time being, though, I have pressing issues to attend to. Stay tuned to Thus Saith the Fly for more updates.

    22 June 2007

    22nd June 2007

    Good morning. Noli nothis permittere te terere.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 89° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.89 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezekiel 2. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    I went out walking under an atomic sky, where the ground won't turn and the rain it burns, like the tears when I said goodbye.

    21 June 2007

    Fly Report: 21st June 2007

    Good morning. Vox populi, vox dei.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and hazy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 85° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.91 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezekiel 1. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Looking for to fill that God-shaped hole.

    20 June 2007

    Wanderlust

    It's Wednesday, and that's a good time for a news update.

    * * *


    In my last news post, I posted three links in a series by Michael Yon. The final dispatch, Death or Glory Part IV, is now posted. Go check out the diplomatic war that the Queen's Royal Lancers are engaged in.

    MSN has an article worth reading about security contractors in Iraq. The article tends to imply that casualties among the veritable private armies in Iraq go unreported; in reality, they shouldn't be highly reported, because their entire purpose is to increase the professional ability of those providing security, thus reducing the overall number of troops putting themselves in harm's way.

    Four former Soviet republics have held a summit aimed at increasing their cooperation with each other while further distancing themselves from Russia.

    * * *


    Courtesy of Father Time, a joke.

    The leader of their captors said: "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."

    The Scotsman says: "I'd like to hear Flower of Scotland just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played on bagpipes in the style of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards."

    The Irishman says: "I'd like to hear Danny Boy just one more time to remind me of the Emerald Isle, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune."

    The Welshman says: "I'd like to hear Men Of Harlech just one more time to remind me of the Land of my Fathers, sung as if by the Aberavon Male Voice Choir."

    The Englishman said: "I'd like to be shot first..."

    For the record, al Qaeda members tend to be savage barbarians who wouldn't be gentlemanly enough to offer their captives a last wish... Not even the Englishman's.

    * * *


    The big news of the day is that there is a better than even chance that I will be making several changes soon: jobs, companies, and coasts. It's not set in stone yet, but I'll be interviewing for a job within the next week or so, and if I get the offer I'll be moving across the country to Old Dominion, the Commonwealth of Virginia. At this point, it looks extremely promising.

    The position is largely unremarkable, but there would be a few perks, not least of which would be a drastic reduction in the duration of my daily commute; that translates into more time, and a significant reduction in monthly overhead. It would also be a white collar job doing white collar work, as opposed to my current position which is a white collar job doing primarily blue collar work. I'm trying to be realistic and not see this situation through rose-colored glasses, but the bottom line is that I think this could turn out to be a good opportunity for me to get back to pursuing some of the things I've been unable to pursue since I arrived in Zoo Station, like learning Arabic and writing profusely.

    I'll keep you, my valued TSTF readership, informed of important events as they happen. In the mean time, stay tuned for an upcoming article on the Mujahideen-e-Khalq.

    Fly Report: 20th June 2007

    Good morning. Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni.

    It's 55° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 87° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.90 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 16. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    If the sky can crack, there must be some way back to love and only love.

    19 June 2007

    Fly Report: 19th June 2007

    Good morning. This is what happens when keepin' it real goes wrong.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 82° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.80 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 16. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    See the stone set in your eyes, feel the thorn twist in your side.

    18 June 2007

    Fly Report: 18th June 2007

    Good morning. You're wearing my shirt, Gordon.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 69° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.15 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 15. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Is this rock and roll?

    15 June 2007

    Duck Hunt Goes Global

    Author's Note: The title of this post comes from two sources. The first, and likely most familiar to blog denizens, is the 1980's Duck Hunt game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The second, and more pertinent, is the nick name "Duck Hunter", a colloquial term describing soldiers in the U.S. Army who hold an occupational specialty in the Air Defense Artillery (ADA) community. Ballistic missile defense is essentially ADA on a global level.

    The mid-twentieth century saw an arms race on an unprecedented scale between the members of NATO and the members of the Warsaw Pact. Beyond the development of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons, a crucial element often overlooked by historians (though rarely by strategists) in the Cold War arms race was the development of delivery systems for the world's deadliest weapons: ballistic missiles.

    The concept behind ballistic missiles is simple: long-range missiles are launched into space, and guided reentry vehicles carrying chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons slip back into the earth's atmosphere and target a site of strategic interest. At the height of the Cold War, NATO and the Warsaw Pact nations remained poised and ready to launch land- and submarine-based ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads at one another. Developments in ballistic missile technology led not only to developments in propulsion, guidance systems, satellite navigation, submarines, and space exploitation, but also in theoretical methods of defense against the missiles themselves.

    Following the collapse of the Soviet Empire and the Warsaw Pact, and the resulting decline in international stability, the United States initiated a renewed drive to research and implement a ballistic missile defense system. Initial setbacks eventually led to succcessful tests of both shore- and sea-based systems. These systems have since been integrated, with radar and interceptor missile systems in Alaska and California. As the U.S. Government prepares to expand the system, international debate has increased regarding the repercussions of implementing such a system.

    In addition to the domestic sites, there are two major sites of implementation planned. The first site, so to speak, is Japan, which can be divided in twain: the Sea of Japan, and Japan proper.

    The United States Navy is employing the Standard Missile family; the SM2 (Navy Fact File, Global Security) is already being employed, while the SM3 is being developed specifically for the BMD mission. These and other munitions are being married to the Navy's AEGIS command and control system. Several ships have already been outfitted with the program-specific equipment and deployed to the Sea of Japan. Although the system is still under development, American personnel are prepared to attempt an intercept should North Korea attempt to launch an offensive strike.

    Meanwhile, on the Japanese islands, Japanese and American military forces are deploying the Patriot Advanced Capability 3 system. Following North Korea's 2006 missile tests, Japanese and American officials announced the planned deployment of the PAC-3 system. The initial deployment of the Patriot system was nearing completion as of October, and in November plans were made to accelerate the implementation of the full system. One element of this acceleration was the March deployment of the PAC-3 system around Tokyo (AP, BBC), a full year ahead of schedule.

    Another possible venue for a ballistic missile defense system is South Korea. However, South Korea is well within the range of even North Korea's lowest-range Hwasong 5 SCUD variants. As such, in the unlikely event that North Korea actually targeted South Korea in the first place, they would have no need to use their long-range Taepodong series missiles, which would overshoot South Korea entirely. Thus, a conventional missile defense system for South Korea would be more feasible and cost effective. Reports indicate that South Korea is seeking an independent missile defense system that would fit their unique needs.

    The second and more controversial site for the overall program is in Central Europe. The plan for this system calls for a powerful new early warning radar system in the Czech Republic and a battery of interceptor missiles in Poland. There has also been discussion of basing part of the system in the United Kingdom (BBC, Financial Times), which is the site of the newly upgraded early-warning radar facility at Fylingdales in Yorkshire.

    The BBC, to its credit, has a simple but informative animated presentation on how the system will work; for the more dedicated researcher, I'd recommend Global Security's extensive section on the actual hardware of the system.

    With the nuclear detente following the collapse of the Soviet Empire, some question where the potential threat of ballistic missile attack comes from. Some of you will have read one of my features from January, Fast Times in the DPRK, in which I noted the long history of illicit ballistic missile development by North Korea, and the related connections to nations like Pakistan and Iran.

    One threat that's been considered is that of Russia. I don't put a whole lot of stock in the prospect of old Soviet missile silos being overrun and employed by rogue or terrorist elements. Even if the silos were overrun, Russian strategic doctrine places all power in the hands of the highest ranking leadership. I'm not an expert in Russian nuclear launch protocols, but my educated guess is that we have minimal cause for worry about Russian missiles heading our way.

    While Pakistan is currently a close ally, the Musharraf government is under constant threat from both terrorists and rival political groups. Pakistani islamist terrorists gaining control of Pakistani missiles and nuclear weapons is unlikely, but not out of the realm of possibility. One need only look back as far as 1979, when Western intelligence assets failed to predict the ouster of Shah Reza Pahlavi in Iran, which quickly lead to Ayatollah Khomeini's government inheriting sophisticated military equipment that the West sold to the Shah's military. I don't believe that Pervez Musharraf is on the verge of being ousted, but strategic defense requires planning for every contingency.

    That having been said, the real threats posed to the West and our allies by ballistic missiles come from North Korea and Iran. I won't repeat myself; read Fast Times in the DPRK for more information. The important take-away is that with a fully operational and guided Taepodong 2/Shahab 6, North Korea could launch an attack on the United States or Iran could launch an attack anywhere in the Middle East, South Asia, or Europe. Unconfirmed reports indicate that Iran and North Korea are negotiating the Iranian purchase of Taepodong 2 missiles. Also, North Korea recently tested two short range missiles (AP, BBC), which only underscores their questionable motives and judgment.

    As mentioned previously, the European elements of the missile shield program (a radar station in the Czech Republic and interceptor missiles in Poland) have provoked several major controversies, both inside and out of the proposed base countries.

    There is some public opposition to the interceptor missiles in Poland. Opposition in the Czech Republic has been more labored, with protests taking place in Prague and a village near the proposed site going as far as to veto the plan in a non-binding local poll.

    Far greater opposition to the proposed missile shield has come from Russia. Everyone from Russian generals, to the Russian defense minister, to President Vladmir Putin himself have claimed that the missile shield would tip the balance of power in Europe, or become a destabilizing factor. They've claimed that basing the shield in Poland and the Czech Republic would turn those nations into targets, threatened to stop observing treaties, and gone so far as to threaten to aim Russian missiles at Europe as part of "retaliatory measures" (AP, BBC) if the planned system is implemented.

    NATO has dismissed Russia's rhetoric, and even gone as far as condemning the threat to target Europe. Germany in particular has also expressed concerns, urging that the system be developed within the framework of NATO; other European nations remain conflicted about the plan. Meanwhile, the United States, Poland, and the Czech Republic remain committed to deploying the system.

    Several very interesting things have happened lately in relation to the missile shield plan.

    There are two primary reasons why I don't see Russia as a threat; ironically, these two reasons probably contribute to Russia's tendency toward saber rattling. At the end of May, Russia unveiled two new systems: the new RS-24 ICBM (AP, BBC), which it claims will be able to defeat any missile defense system; and the S400 missile defense system, which will be deployed around Moscow in the near future.

    Russia is eager to regain its place as a military and economic superpower after the fall of the Soviet Empire resulted in an almost immediate collapse of Russia's superpower status. Russia's military is falling apart at the seams; Cold War successes are now overshadowed by the sinking of the Kursk in 2000, or the abysmal and humiliating failure of a major Russian SLBM test (1, 2) in February of 2004. This crisis represents more than a mere loss of prestige for Russia; it represents a loss of credibility. Part of Russia's attempt to reemerge as a world power requires a corresponding reemergence of credible military capability; the feasibility of this plan has yet to be observed.

    Russia's other goal is reasserting itself as an economic superpower. The Russian government has made an overwhelming effort to reestablish a government monopoly on natural gas and petroleum resources through the Russian energy corporation known as Gazprom. This included a dispute with Belarus earlier this year, and the Russian government is in the process of ousting BP and other companies from Siberian oil fields. Russia has even gone so far as to seize private companies and incorporate them into Gazprom. However, the Russian government is seeing opposition to this plan from former Soviet republics such as Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan, both of which are working to build pipelines in order to gain independence from Russia's current oil and gas transportation monopoly.

    Other Russian efforts to boost its economic and political standing include questionable arms sales (1, 2, 3) and supplying both political and technical assistance to Iran on its nuclear program.

    The bottom line? Russia needs to engage in military upgrades and saber rattling in an attempt to regain its status as a world military power; however, given that Europe is a major customer for Russian oil and natural gas, Russia is not in a position to serve as a real threat against Europe. At the same time, Vladimir Putin stands to lose more credibility if he allows the United States to build a ballistic missile shield in former Communist Bloc nations without putting up a fight.

    Russia made an unexpected move last week when President Putin offered a Soviet-era radar site in Azerbaijan (AP, BBC), as well as other alternatives, and suggested that the United States and Russia might develop the system as a joint venture. NATO representatives have reacted with skepticism to the proposal. Whether or not the Russian proposal will be explored or incorporated has yet to be seen; however, indications remain that any changes will be in addition to, not instead of, the current plan.

    Although there is not a clear and present danger from ballistic missiles, that danger from rogue states is nearer than the horizon; it will be upon us in less time than it would take to start developing such a system now. Given that tangible enforcement of international law is less and less likely with each passing year, the reasonable reaction from the United States is the continued development of defensive systems to protect Americans and our allies from such attacks. We are fortunate to have close allies like Poland, the Czech Republic, Japan, and the United Kingdom in such endeavours.

    Fly Report: 15th June 2007

    Good morning. I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 76° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $68.99 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is lame. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 13. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    You were talking about the end of the world.

    14 June 2007

    Prank Texting (and Other News)

    I put in several hours on the BMD article last night (in between several interruptions), and I think I've finished the lion's share of it. Hopefully it will be ready to post tonight or early tomorrow. As usual, I've run into some fairly important information, much of it from the last two weeks, so the timing seems apt.

    In the mean time, here are a few stories and personal items, starting with the dialogue of some prank texting I did the other day with my friends while I was eating alone.

    * * *


    The Fly: Be careful! Doctor Pepper is not a real doctor!
    Shelly: You're kidding. He just gave me a breast exam!
    The Fly: Didn't take long, eh!?
    Shelly: Huh?
    The Fly: There's not much for him to have examined.
    Shelly: Hey watch it mister!
    The Fly: Don't worry, I still love them!
    Shelly: Gee thanks

    * * *


    In the Gaza Strip, Hamas has attacked and overrun the security offices of the rival Fatah organization, and President Mahmoud Abbas has sacked the Hamas government and declared a state of emergency. Further comment from your intrepid blogger would probably be counterproductive; the take-away is that the "Palestinian" mess just got messier.

    * * *


    The Fly: Don't whiz on the electric fence! (Reference)
    StretchAfshtrong: Who is this?
    The Fly: Fly. From [Generic Northwestern State].
    StretchAfshtrong: Fly! Damn... I forgot to save your number.

    * * *


    There are a couple of follow-up items from my most recent news post.

    First, American/NATO officials have provided specific evidence of Iran supplying weapons to the Taliban, almost certainly with the approval of Ayatollah Khameini and President Ahmedinejad. (AP, BBC) I made the prediction that this activity was being sanctioned by the government of Iran, and it appears that my educated guess was correct. The Afghan defense minister is denying Iranian involvement in the situation, making the political situation all the more precarious. At any rate, given Iranian support of terrorist groups in both Iraq and Afghanistan, the situation mirrors the covert support given to North Korea and North Vietnam by neighboring China and the Soviet Union during the Cold War.

    Also, following up on the Turkish military build-up along their border with Iraq, the PKK (Global Security, Wiki) has pledged to use violence only in self defense. Pledges from similar groups such as ETA (BBC, Wiki, Global Security) have often been short-lived; given the PKK's relative strength and their unfulfilled goals, it's likely that attacks will resume once the Turkish government has calmed a bit.

    * * *


    The Fly: If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you an exotic pet. Like a llama, or an emu! (Reference)
    Chazza: I'd actually be okay with just a dog. You can't really cuddle up to an emu. But thanks.
    The Fly: No problem!

    * * *


    I've noted in several recent posts that significant progress is being made in Iraq, even if the media is under-reporting it. For example, the recent fighting between the Lebanese Army and al Qaeda-linked terrorists led one correspondent to describe and discuss al Qaeda "franchises", as if they're a new thing. While this isn't directly linked to Iraq, the implication is that the Iraq War represents a losing campaign in the fight against al Qaeda.

    In reality, a decisive victory may not be within plain sight, but even General Petraeus says that astonishing things are happening in Iraq. Because al Qaeda's agenda consists of nothing but random and pointless violence, with no real plans beyond inciting more violence, American and Iraqi forces have begun allying with former al Qaeda allies in a combined effort to turn Iraqis against al Qaeda. Another article describes some recent successes of this operation.

    I'm not willing to go out on a limb and claim that the back of the insurgency is on the verge of being broken; however, the fight is far from over, and even seemingly minor developments such as these can have far-reaching effects in counter-insurgency fights.

    * * *


    I've been following Michael Yon's recent series titled "Death or Glory". It's about the Queen's Royal Lancers, a Formation Reconnaissance Cavalry Regiment in the British Army. I'm an admitted British military junkie, I've collected numerous pieces of British kit (and use a few at work), I've devoured books like Bravo Two Zero and An Unorthodox Soldier, and I've made a point of visiting such sites as the Royal Marines Museum, the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers Museum, and HMS Belfast (the latter two with Friar Dave).

    Needless to say, I've been absolutely devouring Yon's articles. You can read parts I, II, and III of IV. Yon's writing paints a great picture of these brave and professional British men and women, and the photos are outstanding. The concluding article is forthcoming.

    * * *


    I should have the BMD article up within twenty-four hours. Stay tuned.

    Fly Report: 14th June 2007

    Good morning. Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a ho. For sho'.

    It's 54° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 76° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $68.26 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is lame. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new, but it's particularly spectacular.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 12. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    I went drifting through the capitals of tin, where men can't walk, or freely talk, and sons turn their fathers in.

    13 June 2007

    Checking In

    A handful of you will have noticed that my schedule has prevented me from even my normally light regimen of blogging lately, most notably resulting in a couple of absent Fly Reports. Well, have no fear. Also, I restarted work on my long-awaited ballistic missile defense article last night, and should have it wrapped up either today or tomorrow. There have been some fascinating developments recently that I'm glad to be able to incorporate into the article. Once it's done, I plan to work on articles on the Mojahedin e-Khalq, and the declining pacifism of Germany and Japan.

    There are also some incredible news stories coming out of Iraq. Do they signal an impending, decisive victory for the Coalition? You'll have to keep reading Thus Saith the Fly.

    Fly Report: 13th June 2007

    Good morning. I don't want to cram pimpage.

    It's 54° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $66.36 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new, and it's particularly spectacular.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 11. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Don't think, don't worry, everything's just fine.

    12 June 2007

    Fly Report: 12th June 2007

    Good morning. I love you, though you hurt me so; now I'm gonna pack my things and go.

    It's 54° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 76° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $66.93 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 10. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    What do you want?

    07 June 2007

    Fly Report: 07th June 2007

    Good morning. First we show up, then we see what happens.

    It's 55° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 56° Fahrenheit with morning rain and wind.

    The average price of oil is $67.94 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 8. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Here's my heart, I'll let you break it.

    She's Not a Choreoanimator

    This is rare; two posts in two days? Something must be wrong.

    * * *


    Following up on this post, groups in Iraq are rising up against al Qaeda (AP, BBC) and negotiating with American and Iraqi forces. I'm not saying that the end is finally in sight, but I honestly believe that this is an important development. I believe this represents a fundamental shift in the course of the war. An earlier CNN article from early last month on this growing rift between al Qaeda in Iraq and other Sunni insurgent groups can be seen here.

    All is not improving, though. As if there weren't enough issues in Iraq to deal with, the Kurdish Worker's Party (Global Security, Wikipedia) is using the relatively independent northern region of Iraq as a base of operations for terrorist attacks against Turkey. The PKK seeks to establish an independent and sovereign Kudristan in parts of what are currently the nations of Iraq, Turkey, Syria, and Iran.

    Because of continued attacks, the Turkish government has posted troops on the Iraqi border in preparation for possible operations against the PKK. (AP, BBC) At one point, the Turks stated that they were prepared to attack the PKK. Turkish troops have reportedly crossed into Iraq, leading American officials to caution the Turks against initiating a full-scale offensive in the otherwise stable region of northern Iraq.

    * * *


    I continue to apply for jobs with both my current employer and other major contractors. Today, in addition to several contracting positions on the East Coast, I applied for three jobs for the '07/'08 season in Antarctica. I applied for jobs as a vehicle driver, a communications operator, and a journalist. I think that going from the hottest region in the United States to the coldest place on the planet would demonstrate remarkable versatility on my part, in addition to being an incredible experience. How many people can actually say that they've lived and worked in Antarctica?

    I'm not sure if I've mentioned it before on TSTF, but I'm actually very conflicted about leaving the Mojave Desert. I know it's going to happen, and probably sooner rather than later; I'm ambitious, and the potential for promotion in this place is facilitated only by death or retirement of seniors. I've come to respect the desert, and I've met several people during the last year who I would genuinely miss if I left. I have things I want to accomplish before I make my exodus, and most of them could be accomplished over the course of a month or less, but I have a sinking suspicion that I won't feel ready to leave when the time comes.

    * * *


    American naval forces have bombarded an al Qaeda camp in northern Somalia. (AP, CNN, BBC) The attack is believed to have killed six militants, originating from the States, Sweden, Eritrea, Britain, Yemen and Pakistan. It's still unknown whether Fazul Abdullah Mohammed has been killed in the various American strikes in Somalia over the last few months, but since he's Kenyan we can rule him out as one of the terrorists killed in this strike.

    It's also unknown whether or not any Somali pirates(!) were killed. We, the seafaring public, can only hope.

    * * *


    One of my dreams is to get a Vietnam-era PBR Mark II. I'd love to cruise up and down the rivers of the world, doing pivot turns with my twin jacuzzi engines and shooting at delicious animals with the 7.62mm M60 machine gun.

    I read a great book when I was twenty called Papa Bravo Romeo, a patrol boat officer's memoirs about his time commanding brown water sailors in Vietnam. I'd also like to read another book titled Brown Water, Black Berets; honestly, I have no idea whether I have a copy of it or not. Next time I return to Hometown, I need to spend a few hours cataloguing my books again, and then add to that the books that I have here at Zoo Station.

    * * *


    Jeremy: I told them she was a choreo-animator.
    Isaac: What's a choreoanimator?
    Jeremy: It's someone who makes up the dance steps for cartoon characters.
    Isaac: Like the hippos in Fantasia?
    Jeremy: Exactly like the hippos in Fantasia.
    Isaac: Well, that's not so bad. Nothing wrong with being a choreoanimator.
    Jeremy: But she's not a choreoanimator, she's a porn star!
    Isaac: Damn!

    * * *


    Time for me to turn in for the evening. Stay classy, folks.

    06 June 2007

    Fire and Ice

    But we in it shall be remembered - we few, we happy few, we band of brothers; for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition; and gentlemen in England now-a-bed shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
    - William Shakespeare, Henry V

    This is a post about things that are heating up, and things that are cooling off; hence the title. The quote above is in remembrance of D-Day, when thousands of heroes paid our national blood and treasure that we and our brothers in Europe would be free.

    The first item is something that will likely be appreciated more by Mighty Mo than by Father Time: a bumper sticker I saw in the parking lot at work Monday, and immediately took a picture of.

    * * *


    Following up on this post, Secretary of Defense Gates has reiterated that Taliban fighters are using Iranian weapons. The SecDef didn't level any accusations against Tehran, and Afghan President Karzai isn't making a big issue of it. I'll reiterate what I said before: while it's technically feasible that Tehran isn't involved, it's difficult to believe that Iranian weapons are getting to the Taliban without at least having the blessing of Ayatollah Khameini and President Ahmedinejad.

    Meanwhile, there's some intense fighting going on in Lebanon between the Lebanese Army and "Palestinian" terrorists linked to al Qaeda. The leader of the Fatah al-Islam group has pledged to escalate the violence; a second group, Jund al-Sham, is under assault from the Lebanese army elsewhere in the country. There's limited information about Jund al-Sham at Global Security.

    * * *


    No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.
    - Jason Lee, Dogma

    I live in the hottest place in America: the Mojave Desert. As the crow flies, I'm less than an hour away from the hottest place in the United States, Death Valley.

    During the Summer of 2006, I only turned on my air conditioning when I had visitors; and it was then that I learned that it did not, in fact, work. For various reasons, mostly financial and philosopical ones, I didn't run my air conditioner; this was convenient, because it didn't work. I've tried to run it lately, and it still didn't work, so I asked the maintenance guys to look at it, and it's all fixed and operational. I won't turn into an air conditioning addict, and I'll probably only run it a couple of hours each evening, but it's nice to have the option after thirteen months.

    I also made a very simple purchase that I should have made during my first weekend in town: ice cube trays. I bought a pack of four, plus a special "Ice Tube Tray" that makes cylindrical ice for use in bottled drinks. I'm getting plenty of use out of that one in my Nalgene bottles.

    * * *


    A survey of American troops says that they want weapons with more stopping power, particularly when it comes to handguns. A buddy back in College City told me recently that Special Operations Command (SOCOM) has reintroduced the .45 caliber pistol.

    In my opinion, the caliber is similar to the question of armor on vehicles: just as more armor on a HMMWV merely serves as a slightly tougher target for terrorists to destroy, any gun caliber will eventually be too small of a punch to finish off a target. Of course, while I'm big on firing discipline and marksmanship, I understand that there are frequent instances in which a soldier or Marine needs to drop his target regardless of whether or not his aim is perfect. While I prefer a 9mm weapon, the guys on the ground have a good idea of what would make their fight more deadly to the enemy.

    One mistake the United States made was adopting the 5.56mm M16 assault rifle/M4 carbine over the 7.62mm M14 rifle. I learned in a recent conversation with Desert Rat Tim that the Department of Defense is fielding the M14 in Iraq in as many situations as possible, limited primarily by available inventory. The M14 is more reliable than the M16/M4, and the 7.62 UN round offers more stopping power than the 5.56 NATO round.

    Even though hind sight is twenty-twenty, the Department of Defense would do well to implement such changes. We owe America's heroes the equipment needed to accomplish the important missions to which they are assigned.

    * * *


    I got this E-Mail from Father Time today; something tells me he wouldn't mind me sharing it.

    Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Iraq withdrawal.

    - Father Time

    That's a pretty complex question, but I think that I can give it a fair shake. Basically, I like the idea of setting benchmarks for the Iraqi government to achieve. I believe that when these benchmarks are achieved, we can gradually begin to withdraw portions of our deployed forces.

    I believe that timelines are counterproductive. I believe that withdrawing if the benchmarks aren't met is counterproductive. I am comfortable with staying the course until the mission is done, because I believe a politically-motivated withdrawal would be a mistake and tragedy of epic proportions for both the West and the Middle East.

    As far as complete withdrawal? I don't see it happening. When will we complete our "redeployment" from the Korean Peninsula? What about Japan? What about Germany? What I do know is that a country like America doesn't build the biggest embassy in the world and then withdraw completely.

    As for oscillating metallic sonatas, perhaps my friend and colleague should consider seeing a hearing specialist.

    * * *


    Let's be honest with ourselves, folks. What story involving news would be complete without a couple of stories... About Somali pirates!

    On 16th May, two fishing boats (either two flagged by South Korea, or one Korean and one Taiwanese) were seized... By Somali pirates! On Monday the pirates claim to have killed one of the Taiwanese hostages, and the same article reports that they've seized a Danish freighter. The United States Navy fired on the Somali pirates(!), and maintains a presence in the waters off East Africa in an effort to fight piracy.

    * * *


    Your friendly neighborhood Super Fly has to keep moving. I have most of next week off, and I won't be going back to Hometown or fighting Somali pirates(!), so one of my primary goals is to get that piece on ballistic missile defense finished up; that task will be facilitated by the arrival of air conditioning and ice!

    Thanks for reading!

    Fly Report: 06th June 2007

    Good morning. Kyle's tears taste so yummy and sweet!

    It's 54° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 55° Fahrenheit with clouds.

    The average price of oil is $67.40 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 7. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    It's just a moment, this time will pass.

    05 June 2007

    Fly Report: 05th June 2007

    Good morning. They create a solitude and call it peace.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and drizzling in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 78° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $67.65 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is lame. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 6. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    He's falling, he's falling, and outside the buildings are tumbling down.

    04 June 2007

    Fly Report: 04th June 2007

    Good morning. If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 74° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $66.70 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 5. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Don't take it onboard, don't fall on your sword, just play another chord - if you feel you're getting bored.

    01 June 2007

    Fly Report: 01st June 2007

    Good morning. Get to know the feeling of liberation and release.

    It's 55° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 65° Fahrenheit with light showers.

    The average price of oil is $65.35 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Mark 3. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    If I could stay, then the night would give you up.

    Revenge!


    First thing's first: revenge. My distinguished colleague and close friend Father Time recently described my picture as follows:

    Why this picture is not posted on some website that specializes in warning people of animal predators, nudist camp rejects, or offspring of famous hit men, is a complete mystery to me.

    And my retribution? I have come to decide that although Father Time speaks with a distinct Michigan accent, he was without a doubt separated from his original family at birth. It would be fallacious to suggest that Father Time is anything other than the long-lost, much much older brother of Craig and Charlie Reid, better known as the Proclaimers.

    It would appear that Father Time has walked far more than five hundred miles away from his true home in Scotland! It's too bad that his singing voice is so unfortunate, because he could have cashed in on their fame!

    Okay, that will do for now. I feel better already. Now, time for some news.

    * * *


    To all of those who may be reading this who think we're losing the war, I present exhibit alpha: Sunni Muslims (al Qaeda's target audience, pardon the pun) rising up against al Qaeda and calling in American troops for support. This is yet another piece of evidence demonstrating progress in Iraq, as I've reported on previously.

    Someday, once I finish my article on ballistic missile defense (possibly next week, but the week after looks a bit more promising), I intend to do an article on the decining pacifism of the German and Japanese governments. One of the featured stories will be an early March defense cooperation pact signed by Japan and Australia; however, the Howard government has also signed a security pact with the Philippines, aimed at fighting terrorism in the southern region of the latter.

    * * *


    I'm just thinking out loud here, but I don't have a blog nickname for my dad. Nothing "fly" related would really fit... For now, I suppose I'll go with Urban Cowboy. At any rate, my dad and I have a little bit of a feud going on. I make fairly good money, but he makes substantially more than I do (which is appropriate, he's a business owner and he's been working roughly twenty-five years longer than I have). Pretty much the only annoying result of this is that he's much more readily able to purchase computers and gadgets than I am. For various reasons, I'm still using a desktop machine that was purchased in 1998 and a notebook that was purchased in 2000; he's... Not.

    Our most recent playful squabble was about DSL. I pay for it (and should really cancel it), but my brand new computer, purchased right before I moved to Zoo Station, hasn't worked since I took it out of the box, and I've been too busy/lazy over the last year to ship it to Hewlett Packard to get fixed. Thus, I'm still on dialup, and he was too at the isolated and remote family holiday cabin. While talking the other day on the phone, he informed me that he was getting DSL there, because dialup was just too slow. I got this E-Mail upon returning to Zoo Station from work today:

    Hey,

    I was just trying my new DSL and wireless laptop here at the [family holiday cabin] and I thought you might like to know it works....

    [Dad]

    And my reply?

    Ass...

    The important thing is that he knows that I'm kidding... And that I'll make good use of it next time I'm there.

    * * *


    There's evidence that Iran is not only supplying sophisticated weapons to insurgent groups in Iraq, but also to the Taliban in Afghanistan and Pakistan. This development is ironic, given that Iran is so militantly Shi'i and the Taliban is so militantly Sunni. In fact, Iran nearly declared war on the Taliban in 1998 over the killing of Afghan Shi'is and a handful of Iranian diplomats in Mazar-e-Sharif.

    I have several thoughts on the subject. The first is the same thought that's expressed in the article itself:

    But a U.S. official who requested anonymity told CNN the United States believes Iran's supreme leaders know about these operations and could stop them if they wanted to.

    Another U.S. official said Iran still sees the Taliban as an enemy but has a history of dealing with people it considers "nasty" as long as it is "congruent with Iran's overall objectives." In this case, Iran is "working the Taliban angle" to "bleed the U.S." in Afghanistan, the official said.

    It's also been suggested, and evidence has been presented (notably, in one of my favorite books on terrorism, Shadow War by Richard Miniter), that Iran has provided support and safe haven to the Taliban's al Qaeda allies, possibly even harboring such individuals as bin Laden and al Zwahiri. It's not out of line to consider that Iran might be allying with the Taliban in the same way that America and Britain allied with Russia in World War II: ally with the lesser of two enemies in order to fight the greatest enemy (the United States in the eyes of Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and Ayatollah Khamenei), then fight the lesser enemy.

    My second thought directly contradicts the following passage:

    Some analysts question whether the top echelons of the Iranian government are behind any transfer of arms from the Islamic Republic to the Taliban, Iran's long-time foe. Rogue elements -- perhaps the Quds force of Iran's Revolutionary Guard -- may be operating on their own, the analysts suggest.

    The Iranian government, Ali Khameini in particular, rules Iran through complete control. The proposition that "rogue elements" - the Quds Force in particular - are operating without outside the auspices of Khameini and Ahmedinejad is technically possible, but quite hard to imagine.

    This is yet another reason why we need to secure a decisive and total victory in Afghanistan. Of course, given the situation at the Afghan/Pakistani border, that may be easier said than done.

    * * *


    I decided today that I am the type of person who paperwork was invented for. I don't mean that I'm the target of excessive red tape, although I'm sure that's happened before. No, it can best be summed up by the following quote from the Pontiff about the Prime Cardinal:

    "The scientist in the family... A man who, who takes sexual pleasure in the collection of data... Wearing the number seven shirt this evening, even his mother calls him 'The Edge'!"
    - Pontifex Maximus, 06th June 2001, of the Prime Cardinal

    I have three examples of this.

  • my archive CD-ROM
  • my fuel card
  • my shortwave log

    As a young historian in training, I put together a massive archive of primarily ancient literature from the Roman, Greek, and Ancient Near Eastern worlds. It involved numerous long hours of scouring the Internet for the texts I wanted, copying them, formatting them correctly, compiling them, organizing them, and burning them onto CD-ROMs, complete with HTML-based menu systems. In some ways, this is good. For example, it's likely that when I die, there will be several treasure troves of one thing or another (books, for example, or possibly military paraphernalia). On the other hand, I have a tough time throwing things out, so it's also a possibility that cleaning out my digs when I die will lead my loved ones to curse my very memory.

    Oh, and for the record, I was able to make a little bit of money by selling copies of the archive CD to my fellow history majors. I didn't charge much; essentially, it was just enough to cover my expenses with a little bit left over. A couple of TSTF commentators, Peter and the long since departed Jacob Copper, have received copies of it, and Father Time has seen it in action.

    I keep a log of the fuel I use in the Flymobile. Every time I fuel up, I note the date, the odometer, the number of miles I've traveled since my last fuel-up, gallons fueled, cost of petrol per gallon, and total cost. I've kept this log for most of the last year, and I figure I could probably put it into a sweet matrix of some sort and track things like the change in fuel prices, mileage per gallon, and any number of personal driving habits and patterns.

    I also keep a log of my shortwave listening. I log what the station is (a name if I can get it, a description of what I hear if I can't), the frequency, the time and date, and what my location was when I tuned it in. I don't generally record repeats, though I do from time to time if the frequency or timing has changed. So far I've recorded eighteen stations, only a couple of repeats, and only major stuff that I was actually interested in; however, I try to be pretty thorough when I tune in something interesting.

    So we've got my love of archiving important documents, my voluntary recording of minute details, and my systematic pursuit of both practices. No wonder so people resent me... I'm part of the problem!

    * * *


    As usual, there are more stories to be posted and more things to be said, but I'm running out of time for the evening. Good fight, goodnight.