30 November 2006

Fly Report: 30th November 2006

Good morning. This, of course, begs the question: is Jihad Joe a real Afghanistan hero?

It's 54° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 24° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

The average price of oil is $62.74 per barrel, up nearly two dollars from yesterday's report. The exchange rate is $1.95 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is 2 Timothy 1. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

Only in you I'm complete.

Forging Jihadi Alliances

This is a long-awaited update on some recent al Qaeda public relations activity.

Following up on this post, it appears that Egypt's Gamaa Islamiya militant group isn't affiliating with al Qaeda after all; even the BBC reported it. It's tough to tell who's telling the truth, or whether the truth is somewhere in between. There are a few possibilities.

  • The two groups have affiliated with each other, but Gemaa Islamiya doesn't want to be publically associated with al Qaeda; this makes al Qaeda look bad, as it's a sign or perceived weakness among the Islamist community.
  • al Qaeda has affiliated with a splinter group of militants who have broken away from Gemaa Islamiya. The articles say that Gemaa Islamiya renounced violence in the recent future, so it's possible that the alliance is between al Qaeda and militant remnants that have broken away from the mainstream group. If this is the case, it doesn't do al Qaeda much credit.
  • There is no alliance; this makes al Qaeda look like Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, better known as "Baghdad Bob".

    It appears, however, that al Qaeda followed this up with an actual alliance to the Salafist Group for Call and Combat, an Algerian Salafist group dedicated to attacks against Western interests. The Algerian group derives from the GIA, a group whose stated goal is the overthrow of the Algerian government and the establishment of an Islamic Algerian state.

    Roughly two weeks after al Qaeda made this announcement, near-simultaneous car bombs were detonated by Algerian terrorists. While the original article on CNN (linked here, in the unlikely event that it returns) gives no indication as to the identity of the responsible parties, the GIA is the most likely suspect.

    All of this information begs the question: what's in it for al Qaeda, and what does this mean for the overall campaign against Islamist terrorism? al Qaeda's in tough shape overall. For all of their supposed successes in Iraq and Afghanistan, and in spite of a report from the New York Times (the most objective, honest, and authoritative information source on terrorism available) that the Iraqi insurgency is financially self-sustaining, al Qaeda is in tough shape. They no longer have freedom of movement or communication; the assets of the central organization have been frozen, confiscated, or compromised; and their upper-eschelon leaders keep getting captured (Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Abu Farraj al-Libbi, Mustafa Setmarian Nasar, Abu Nasir al-Qahtani) or killed (Abu Musaab al-Zarqawi, Chechen terrorist leader Shamil Basayev, Omar al-Farouq). Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, and former Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar, while still on the run, have no freedom of movement. These are just a few examples.

    For those of you who don't know, al Qaeda operates as a loose affiliation of like-minded international Islamist terrorist groups. Instead of operating as a highly centralized organization, al Qaeda maintains a decentralized leadership and logistical footprint; as a result, capturing one leader or eliminating one cell won't have a critical impact on the organization as a whole. Coalition forces have eliminated and paralyzed numerous cells and captured or killed numerous individuals. In short, al Qaeda is in trouble, and when a loosely affiliated group of terrorist cells and regionally-based militant organizations hits trouble, the natural recourse is to bring new groups into the fold.

    Essentially, there are two possibilities. Either al Qaeda is gaining strength, and they're looking to pass that strength on to the little guys by offering the core group's assistance to regional militant groups like Gemaa Islamiyah and the Salafist Group for Call and Combat; or, more likely, al Qaeda is hemorrhaging membership and resources, and they're doing whatever they can to hold out longer than the forces of Western Civilization.

    The more likely case is the latter, but prudent strategic planning requires fighting as if it's the former. The important take-away is that we must continue to do what I've encouraged you readers to do for a long time now: be aware.
  • 29 November 2006

    Fly Report: 29th November 2006

    Good morning. Tonight we dine in Hades.

    It's 46° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 13° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $60.94 per barrel, and it seems to be inching its way back up. The exchange rate is $1.95 for £1, or £0.51 for $1; this is the worst exchange rate I have ever seen.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Timothy 6. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    She moves with it.

    Stuff Fly Wants: November 2006

    I know I've been lax about posting the last couple of days. I promisea real post by the end of Thursday; in the mean time, here's the latest incarnation of the list of stuff that I want.

    Field Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 22001) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers and shirt
  • MARPAT Desert Utilities - $67.90
  • Six Color Desert Utilities - $39.90
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • U.S. Marine Corps green sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • U.S. Army ACU tan sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • UDT/SEAL Team Swimmer Trunks, two, size 36 - $35.95 apiece
  • Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83
  • Spec Ops Brand Light Sheath Deluxe (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand 40MM Pouch (Tan)
  • Arcteryx Echo Pack (Black or Crocodile)

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Clan Cleland tartan kilt and kilt pin - $400.00-$700.00
  • Doc Martens steel-toed boots

    Household Items
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Union Jack
  • Guinness logo pint glasses
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Orkney satellite image
  • Roman Mainz Gladius
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • tea kettle
  • The Maxim Coffin Coffee Table - $4135.00

    Books
  • Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab - $7.99
  • The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox - $15.95 (Amazon price $10.85)
  • Goldfinger by Ian Fleming - $13.00 (Amazon price $10.79)

    Entertainment
  • Best of Chris Isaak (CD & DVD) - $24.98 (Amazon price $22.99)
  • James Bond Ultimate Collection - Volumes 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $359.92 (Amazon price $234.52)
  • 24 - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $269.92 (Amazon price $154.53)
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Firefly - Complete Series - $49.98 (Amazon price $24.97)
  • Kids in the Hall - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $179.90 (Amazon price $155.98)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • We Were Soldiers - $12.98 (Amazon price $9.74)
  • Apocalypse Now Redux
  • Gattaca - $14.94 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • Blade Runner - $19.98 (Amazon price $9.97)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Stephanie Schneiderman - Touch Down - $15.99
  • Stephanie Schneiderman - Live at Kung Fu Bakery - $15.98
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • Dire Straits - Alchemy - $27.98 (Amazon price $24.99)
  • Mystical Chants of Carmel by the Carmelite Monks - $18.95
  • 28 November 2006

    Fly Report: 28th November 2006

    Good morning. Good; then we shall fight in the shade!

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 13° Fahrenheit with snow.

    The average price of oil is $60.64 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.94 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Timothy 5. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    Will you come back tomorrow?

    27 November 2006

    Fly Report: 27th November 2006

    Good morning. Arm yourself because no one else here will save you.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 32° Fahrenheit with snow.

    The average price of oil is $59.14 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.93 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: lame. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Timothy 4. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    Love makes strange enemies.

    26 November 2006

    Hammock-Loving Fly

    Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
    Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
    Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
    Homer: Uh-huh.
    Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
    Homer: Mm-Hmm.
    Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
    Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
    Hank: That's right.

    One of the many fine pieces of writing from one of my favorite episodes of The Simpsons, this exchange from You Only Move Twice is apt for posting today, because I've been shopping for hammocks.

    As most of you know, Zoo Station is not home; as such, I am intent upon preventing myself from "settling down" here. I say that I'm going back to "my place", not "home", when I leave work. While I recognize the need for furniture, even with my spartan lifestyle, I have made an effort to keep my furnishings simple and mobile. With a couple of exceptions, all of my furniture is either easily transportable, expendable, or both. I currently sleep on a surplus military cot. Although it works, I've been thinking that it wouldn't hurt to supplement; since I'd rather leave my futon for sitting and for guests, I decided to search for the perfect hammock. Given my location, such a brilliant idea takes on added intricacy.

    There is only one type of frequently naturally-occurring tree in the Mojave Desert, and that is the Joshua Tree. Not only do Joshua Trees occur infrequently in flat complexes, they are also wholly unsuitable for hanging hammocks. I went to Wal Mart, figuring that they would probably have hammocks with stands, as this is the desert and it's pretty much all-year-round hammock weather (minus the trees). I was incorrect: cheap hammocks, but no stands. Solution: Amazon. You can pretty much always get even the most seasonal of items from Amazon.

    At first, I was looking to spend $245.34 on a hammock and stand set by Pawleys Island. However, the reviews are mixed, ranging from...

    The first one arrived with obvious signs of having been shipped to someone else and returned. It was also marked "defective" and "AS-IS", as well as "Made in China."

    Amazon quickly agreed to send a replacement.

    The replacement was even more obviously a previously-returned hammock. I have requested a refund and am returning it also. Two strikes is enough.

    ... to...

    The hammock was just what I expected, great hammock, good quality, arrived when it was supposed to. very satisfied

    Since I tend to be very frugal, I try to make my money go as far as it can, so I've pretty much decided against buying the Pawleys Island hammock set. However, another company (that calls itself Green Eggs and Hammocks) makes an item called the Xchair. The Xchair appears to have a near-perfect reception amongst Amazon customers who have purchased it. It allegedly assembles in minutes, is very comfortable, and can be used as both a hammock chair and a standard hammock. At $129.99 (nearly half the price of the Pawley's Island combo), it appears to be a wise (and portable) investment. And the clincher? Amazon has it for $109.00 with free shipping.

    Crikey, I'm tempted to order it right now, along with Assault from the Sea (one of my old Amphibious Warfare textbooks) and a couple of seasons of The Kids in the Hall!

    Isaac: At best you had maybe two-thirds of the budget needed to do the job in a market that was over-saturated when you got there. If it goes down, you get up off the mat, you go to L.A. with Dan and Casey, and you try it again.
    Dana: What do you do?
    Isaac: Two trees and a hammock, and a stack of books this high.

    I'll keep you folks posted as my hammock adventure unfolds.

    24 November 2006

    You Know My Name

    I'm going to be on a 007 kick for a while. Forgive me.

    A few months ago, I purchased an anthology of the James Bond theme songs. It's a great album, featuring not only John Barry's original 007 theme, but also the theme song to every Bond film except for Madonna's theme from Die Another Day; I hate Madonna, and I hated Die Another Day, so this worked out pretty well for me. At any rate, I was obviously curious to see what form the latest theme would take.

    As it turns out, the song is titled "You Know My Name", and it's written and performed by Chris Cornell (formerly of Soundgarden, currently of Audioslave). I looked for this track on the Casino Royale soundtrack, as I was particularly impressed with it. "You Know My Name" is notably absent, so I did some looking and found out that Cornell refused to allow the song to be included on the soundtrack; instead, it will be released on his upcoming solo album, to be released in February of 2007.

    First and foremost, I think that this was a stupid move on the part of all parties. Eon Productions should never have allowed this kind of right-of-refusal - they're losing my money, and probably the money of others, because the most engaging piece of music from the movie isn't even on the soundtrack. It's also stupid for Cornell to have made the call in the first place, because any album sales he might pick up from being the exclusive source for the track will be negligible compared to the money he would have made from having it on the actual soundtrack. I was ready to buy the official soundtrack before I left the theater, but I'll definitely think twice about buying his album (since I'm not a Soundgarden or Audioslave fan). I'm sure I'm not the only one.

    Second, I think this is precisely the kind of situation that encouraged music piracy in the first place. I can guarantee you that even if I happened to enjoy a couple of songs on Cornell's album, I'd be buying an entire album for only one song; whereas if it was incorporated into the Casino Royale soundtrack, I'd be far more likely to actually fork over the money. Right now, I wish that my system had the capability of pirating an mp3 version of the song and burning it to CD; and let's face it, there are a lot of folks out there who are bigger cheapskates than me, have better computer systems than me, and are less scrupulous than me.

    Speaking of which, if you're interested in actually hearing the song, the opening title sequence (with a preceding style change on the classic gun barrel-eye view of Bond's defensive shot) can be seen here.

    UPDATE: There's an outstanding review of Casino Royale over at Dark Horizons. Save for their disappointing review of the aforementioned theme song (which I truly to believe to be one of the best in the series), I agree almost completely with the reviewer's take on the film.

    Fly Report: 24th November 2006

    Good morning. The coldest blood runs through my veins, you know my name.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 39° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $59.45 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.91 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Timothy 3. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    Love makes strange enemies.

    Movie Reviewer Fly

    Yesterday I saw two movies, and as a public service (as well as something to occupy my mind) I'd like to review them for you, my loyal (read: solitary) readership.

    Yesterday morning, I went to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. I'll say first off that it was colossally inappropriate and offensive, with jokes ranging from naked man-wrestling to rampant anti-Semitism (which is ironic since the actor/director/producer is Jewish himself). If you have a strong stomach and you can acknowledge a joke for what it is, you'll probably appreciate this movie. If you're easily offended, at all, skip it.

    More exciting was Casino Royale. I've been waiting for this film for a couple of years. I became a big 007 fan around 2003, and since it's the first in the series, I read Casino Royale by Ian Fleming in Spring of '04. It was no Terminal Experiment, but it worked. Long-time readers may remember such posts as this one; I've been following the development of both the newest actor to portray James Bond and the latest incarnation of the film for quite a while.

    I have to say, I think that the producers and Daniel Craig himself did a fantastic job on this film. I can't say that it was flawless, but the decision to take Bond back to his roots and finally make a real film out of "Casino Royale" was, I think, a good one. This film is a relatively faithful adaptation of Fleming's novel, with some mild adaptations: a casino in Montengegro (vice France), a terrorist financier (vice a Soviet one), et cetera. Unlike films like Moonraker and Octopussy, which share little more than their titles with the novels that supposedly inspired them, this was one of the closest book-to-film adaptations I can remember from the 007 series.

    I'll be honest, Daniel Craig is a tough sell as James Bond. The Bond of both the novels and the films has been dark-haired. There's a bit of a divide beyond that: Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan all brought a certain class and sophistication to the role of James Bond; Timothy Dalton didn't make a very good Bond, although his ruthless attitude is a good take on the literary character. Honestly, George Lazenby is the only actor to date who's really come close to resembling the literary character engineered by Ian Fleming... Until Daniel Craig. I don't think that Daniel Craig looks exactly the way that I picture James Bond, but he certainly carries himself well in the role, and between the script and his style, I think the match is a good one. At the very least, I look forward to his next appearance to see whether or not he has the staying power needed to make a name for himself as James Bond.

    Overall, I was very pleased with Casino Royale, and I may make an attempt to see it again soon. It was a very welcome diversion, and I was pleasantly surprised to see the expert fusion of a 1953 Cold War spy novel, a 2006 Terror War film, and a hand-picked actor.

    23 November 2006

    Fly Report: 23rd November 2006

    Good morning. Most of all, I want you to trust me, just once, when I tell you that you have three sevens - and I have a straight.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 45° Fahrenheit with rain, snow, and wind.

    The average price of oil is $59.18 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.91 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Timothy 2. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    You put your lips to her lips to stop the lie.

    22 November 2006

    Holiday Fly

    Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and I just received an E-Mail from Father Time. My normal Thanksgiving tradition (and Pagan Christmas, for that matter) tradition is to spend the evening with Father Time and family. One part of the E-Mail that's actually acceptable to post follows:

    What's up in [Zoo Station] for Thanksgiving? Does the boss spring for turkey and dressing MRE's? Certainly hope you get something besides the same old stuff.

    This is going to be an interesting Thanksgiving. It will be the first real holiday that I'll spend in my new digs - Memorial Day, Labor Day, and "holidays" of that sort don't count.

    I had an invitation from Mormon Buddha, who drove to Los Angeles with his wife, son, and bun in the oven to spend the holiday with family there. I've just come off of a particularly long stretch of days at work, and I ended up declining the invitation because I don't feel like spending six or eight hours of my few days off driving to and from Los Angeles just to have folks to spend time with.

    As for my menu, I'll probably do what I do whenever I have enough time or energy to cook: I'll make both Hamburger Helper and countertop-grilled chicken. I have plenty of MRE's, though none of them contain turkey and stuffing. I'm not sure if I'll throw much else into the mix; I'm not exactly a culinary wizard.

    As for my Thanksgiving activities, I'll probably do some reading (I'd like to finish From Russia with Love by Ian Fleming and start something else), play a couple of X-Box games, and maybe watch Gladiator. I'll also make a few phone calls: primarily to family, but also to Father Time, per his request. I may watch the entire first season of Sports Night, but seeing as how I'm just about to complete watching the entire run (which I tend to do every few weeks), that one's a long shot.

    Pagan Christmas (which is what I'm going to start calling it on the blog) is the next time I'll have an appreciable amount of time off. I had intended to go to Orkney and Sussex, but my friends in Orkney won't be there, so I've pretty much decided to delay my trip. I have reason to believe that I may have a good occasion for it in February or March of 2007. What this all means is that I'll probably wind up back in the vicinity of Hometown during Pagan Christmas, though I don't plan on actually celebrating Pagan Christmas. Instead, I'll probably try to use the time off to see friends, and spend the actual couple of days of Pagan Christmas in isolation. Don't worry, loyal readers, for blogging will likely continue during that time.

    I have some things to accomplish today, not the least of which is seeing Casino Royale (and possibly Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan). More tonight.

    Fly Report: 22nd November 2006

    Good morning. Quo vadimus?

    It's 43° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 49° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $59.36 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.90 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: lame. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Timothy 1. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    Gloria in te domine.

    21 November 2006

    Fly Report: 21st November 2006

    Good morning. God's given me a gift. I shovel well.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit with rain and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 51° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $58.14 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.90 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: lame. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Thessalonians 3. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    The secret is letting go.

    Kablam! A News Update!

    Here are a few more recent news stories; I'll try to alternate between retroactive news updates and targeted news analysis over the next few days until I've caught up.

    A senior congressman is proposing reinstatement of the draft. Who? The same guy who's proposed it before, and been unequivocally shot down by the House of Representatives: Charlie Rangel. Americans don't want conscription, American generals don't want conscription, President Bush and former-SecDef Rumsfeld don't want conscription. So I wonder, why does Rangel?

    Everyone's favorite wacky dictator, Colonel Muammar Qaddhafi, has warned Sudanese leaders not to allow a United Nations peacekeeping force to enter the Darfur region because it's nothing more than an attempted oil grab by Western nations. I obviously disagree with Colonel Qaddhafi on this one, but you have to give him credit: right or wrong, he's just so darned entertaining!

    My very dear friend Elareia is in Mauritania, where the people just had a historic election. I've posted every possible story I could get my hands on regarding Mauritania in the last year and a half, since Colonel Vall and his accomplices staged a bloodless coup while the former Mauritanian dictator, President Taya, was in Saudi Arabia for the funeral of King Fahd. Between the implications for the war against terrorism, and my friend's presence in the country, Mauritania has become a fascinating case study for me.

    And in yet another story that should show everyone just how credible Human Rights Watch is, they've put their stamp of disapproval on Saddam Hussein's trial, claiming that it was so fraught with procedural error that the entire trial should be rendered moot. That's right, folks: the same organization that routinely decries the actions of American soldiers abroad is defending Saddam Hussein.

    And in personal news, I did something that's somewhat uncharacteristic of me: I bought Carrie Underwood's album. I'm sick of the adverts on the primary radio station in the area, and only about a quarter of their music selection is any good, so I've actually started listening to country music from time to time out in the field, and her newest single is kind of catchy. Maybe having disposable income is a bad thing?

    Right then, time for a Guinness. Tomorrow I'll try to put together a post about Germany and Japan.

    20 November 2006

    Fly Report: 20th November 2006

    Good morning. You can do what you want to do in living color.

    It's 45° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 51° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $56.99 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.89 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Thessalonians 2. The Fly is reading "From Russia, With Love" by Ian Fleming.

    And in the daylight, a blackbird makes a violent sight; and when she is done, she sleeps beside the one.

    Iraq and International Politics

    In addition to posting back-logged news stories over the next few days in a series of three to five news updates, there are several stories that are worth reporting on in targeted analytical posts. This will be the first of at least three such posts.

    I've found it fairly fascinating over the last couple of years to watch politics in the international community. Most Americans pay at least passing attention to American politics, but very little attention is paid by most to international politics. I'm not claiming to be some expert or something, but I notice things from time to time.

    One example applies to the international community in general, and Europe specifically. The major issue in the world today is terrorism: specifically, Islamofascism versus Western/developed nations. The nexus of that fight is Iraq, and it's been interesting to watch how the policies of various governments has influenced their political success. Here are a few examples.

    Japan: In a highly controversial move, the government of Junichiro Koizumi deployed troops to Iraq in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. A Liberal Democrat, he was soundly reelected in 2005 and stepped down in September of this year.
    Australia: Prime Minister John Howard, a Liberal leading a coalition government with Australia's conservative party, has been an ardent coalition partner every step of the way in both Afghanistan and Iraq. He was reelected to a fourth term in office in October of 2004.
    Kazakhstan: The government of Borat Sagdiyev... Just kidding!
    Spain: The government of Jose Maria Aznar lost the March 2004 election, primarily as a result of public misconceptions about the 3/11 Madrid transit bombings (more information can be found in chapter six of Shadow War by Richard Miniter). As a result, Aznar's opponent withdrew Spanish troops from Iraq.
    United Kingdom: Prime Minister Tony Blair, a left-leaning centrist in the British Labour Party, made history by becoming the first Labour prime minister to win three successive general elections. Following the invasion of Iraq, although his party lost some of their seats, their majority was maintained. Blair, of course, was President Bush's primary partner in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
    Poland: President Aleksander Kwasniewski deployed Polish troops to Iraq. Limited to two terms (I think), Kwasniewski's party lost the 2005 election.
    Ukraine: President Leonid Kuchma sent Ukrainian troops to Iraq. His chosen successor, Viktor Yanukovych, was soundly defeated by Viktor Yushchenko in the 2004 "Orange Revolution"; Iraq played a miniscule role in the election.
    Denmark: Liberal Prime Minister Anders Rasmussen was reelected in 2005; his government deployed troops to Iraq, and his nation was the site of the international fiasco over editorial cartoons maligning Mohammed.
    The Netherlands: Prime Minister Jan Peter Balkenende has been the Dutch PM since 2002, during which time he has been the head of several ill-fated coalition governments. Balkenende's government sent Dutch forces to Iraq, though they have since completed their deployments and returned to Holland. In spite of allegations of abuse leveled against Dutch troops during their Iraq deployment, the Balkenende government is expected to win reelection. The Dutch government is also pushing for a ban on public burqa wear.
    Italy: Silvio Berlusconi narrowly lost the Italian general election in May of 2006. His government sent troops to Iraq.

    And those who opposed the war, for various reasons?

    Russia: Russian President Vladimir Putin, former KGB-agent and always controversial, opposed the Iraq War. There are indications that he may not run for a third term in office.
    France: President Jacques Chirac's Conservative party is facing a bitter upcoming election against Socialist candidate Segolene Royal. Chirac's economic and diplomatic policies have drawn strong criticism from the French public, and Royal has a very real chance of winning the election.
    Germany: Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder was narrowly defeated by now-Chancellor Angela Merkel, whose center-right coalition is bringing dignity and economic sensibility back to my proud homeland.

    The bottom line, at least at the point in time when I'm writing this, is that national leaders who opposed the Iraq War have in some cases met with poor results at the hands of the electorate, although the influence that Iraq played in that treatment was not necessarily conclusive. On the flipside, Western governments that supported and participated in the invasion of Iraq have seen success in the polls in most cases. Just food for thought.

    In my next targeted news post, I'll discuss the declining pacifism of Japan and Germany, analyze its historical context, and consider what it might say about our current conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq.

    17 November 2006

    Fly Report: 17th November 2006

    Good afternoon. Change is inebidabbable.

    It's 41° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 40° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $55.95 per barrel - yes, you read that figure correctly. The exchange rate is $1.89 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Thessalonians 4. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    Is it too late tonight to drag the past out into the light?

    16 November 2006

    Long Lost News Update

    I've been meaning to get some more news posted lately, and I have about twenty-seven articles to catch up on (not to mention a piece on Afghanistan that I've been meaning to do since August), so here are the five most recent stories - I'll try to backtrack over the next couple of weeks.

    A wrecked Roman ship off the coast of Spain that was discovered in 2000 is being explored and catalogued in preparation for excavation. A merchant vessel, the ship was carrying luxury goods such as amphorae (clay jars) of garum (fish sauce). This ship joins several that were discovered buried in Pisa, Italy, in 1999.

    Afghan and Coalition forces have recaptured Abu Nasir al-Qahtani, a leading al Qaeda terrorist who escaped from the American detention facility in Bagram in July of 2005. One interesting note is that one of the Jihadis he escaped with, Omar al-Farouq, was killed in Basra, Iraq, in September by British troops. al-Farouq is not the first escapee to return to either Afghanistan or Iraq; in fact, numerous detainees released from Camp X-Ray in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, have been killed or recaptured after rejoining the fight against Coalition and Afghan forces.

    Last week, Somali Islamists recaptured a ship that had been captured... By Somali pirates! This follows the conviction of four Somali pirates in Kenya. Does anyone know the Arabic word for "yarrr"?

    Earlier this month, Hugo Chavez's top contender in the upcoming elections, Manuel Rosales, held a march through Caracas. As far as I know, Chavez's rival Carlos Ortega is still at large.

    The Europea Union is still jerking Turkey around with regard to its application for membership in the European Union. If you ask me, Europeans have forgotten just what events led to the Ottoman Empire's entry into World War I on the side of the Germans; and for a bunch of folks who constantly whine about finding diplomatic solutions to clashes between Islam and Western Civilization, Europeans seem to have found a way to diplomatically and economically alienate one of the few moderate Muslim nations in the world. Meanwhile, a Turkish cleric has said ahead of Pope Benedict's visit to Turkey that criticism of Islam is a serious threat to world peace. In my opinion, the threat to world peace isn't insults to and criticism of Islam, but a faith and culture that can't overlook humor or academic debate when disagreements arise. The solution isn't for everyone to play with kid gloves; the solution is for Muslims, even Salafists, to start ignoring those who criticize Islam.

    I'll try to continue catching up on backlogged news stories over the next week or so.

    Fly Report: 16th November 2006

    Good morning. Cheap Trick's in town. First caller gets all the tickets. Phone lines are open.

    It's 45° Fahrenheit with light rain in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 44° Fahrenheit with snow, rain, and wind.

    The average price of oil is $59.06 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.89 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new, and it's spectacular.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Thessalonians 3. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    Sweetheart, you're so cruel.

    15 November 2006

    Attractive Women

    Abby Jacobs: Is it important that you get every attractive woman to like you?
    Dan Rydell: No. It's important that I get the unattractive ones to like me, too.

    Fly Report: 15th November 2006

    Good morning. I want you, to want me.

    It's 46° Fahrenheit and fair in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 36° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $58.14 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.90 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: lame. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Thessalonians 2. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    Here's my heart, I'll let you break it.

    Supplemental Employment?

    As I mentioned last night, I applied Sunday to be a freelancer/correspondent for Jane's Information Group. This morning, before I went to work, I got an E-Mail from a Jane's representative saying he'd be interested in talking to me. We spoke on the phone for about eight minutes, and he's forwarded my cover letter and CV to another representative in another divison of the company.

    I'm not looking to relocate or switch jobs; at least, not yet. What I am looking to do is use my spare time to do things that will help me stay ambitious and competitive. Working for Jane's, in any capacity, would give me experience in precisely what I want to do: defense and intelligence analysis, not just on my own, but for an industry leader. Not only would it give me some great experience, but it would look great on paper, much like volunteering at Goldstone.

    I'm not sure whether or not it will pan out; if it does, it'll be a great opportunity, and something to keep me productive. If it doesn't, I'll try again in three months with a slightly modified approach. Either way, it's encouraging to have actually gotten an E-Mail/call back.

    14 November 2006

    Fly Report: 14th November 2006

    Good morning. Hippies. Hippies! They're everywhere! They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad! Help!

    It's 45° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 31° Fahrenheit with snow.

    The average price of oil is $57.75 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.90 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new, and it's marvelous.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Thessalonians 1. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    I'm going nowhere, where I am it is a lot of fun; there in the desert to dismantle an atomic bomb.

    Forging Fly

    I've been neglecting the blog lately, which is to say that I haven't had time for much of anything other than work and sleep - and less of the latter than I'm generally comfortable with. I've been learning just how far I can and can't push myself, and I've been surprised at the results.

    I've believed for most of my adult life that it's the challenges that make us stronger; one need look no further than Hollywood to see that when little is required of someone, little is produced. I knew from the very beginning of my season in the wilderness that I was embracing a challenge, for better or for worse, that might very well define the rest of my life. I've been here nearly seven months, and I'm rather pleased with the progress I've made.

    I'm working hard lately, both at my job and here at Zoo Station. I'm making a good money for that hard work, and I'm finding myself with little time and energy to enjoy that money; that's probably a good thing, since one can never save up too much money for a rainy day. Even so, I found myself at the nearest trace of "civilization" today: the Barnes and Noble that's roughly half an hour away. Between that and the music store at the outlet mall, I made the following purchases today.

  • Guests of the Ayatollah by Mark Bowden
  • The Reason by Hoobastank
  • Best of Chris Isaak by Chris Isaak

    For the record, that Best of Chris Isaak record has an outstanding cover of the 1978 Cheap Trick classic, "I Want You to Want Me", also performed by Letters to Cleo on the soundtrack to the 1999 film 10 Things I Hate About You.

    I'm hearing mixed reviews about Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, but I'm hoping to go see it this weekend when I (theoretically) have a couple of days to myself. I also need, need, to see Casino Royale this weekend. Assuming I have the time off, it'll be a good way to decompress.

    A couple of weeks ago I went through my college transcripts in order to figure out how many redundant and unnecessary courses I'd taken. It's been really interesting for me to watch and see what classes were completely and totally worthless (for example, every stupid math class that I took the entire time I was in college) and what classes were completely worthwhile (like Naval Science 323, which taught me land navigation and map-reading skills that I'm using more and more frequently). Even though I don't believe that college should be a four or five year adventure in "finding oneself", I think that the benefits of a college education exceed what can be learned in the classroom. I find myself applying lessons about leadership, teamwork, professionalism, and character are every bit as applicable as any scholastic knowledge I picked up during my five years at [Generic University].

    The Mojave is getting cold in the mornings, and windy during the daytime. As I was driving today, a view that usually stretches out for ten or twenty miles was obscured by a sand storm. During the Summer, I found the desert to be stifling, something that had to be endured. The discipline that I forced upon myself during my first season in the Mojave has earned me the Winter; and even though my body feels like it's falling apart, I find myself more at ease than I can remember having been in a long time. I almost feel as if I'm being rewarded; I'm not enjoying it enough to think about settling down here, but I'm comfortable enough now to consider staying on longer than I'd resolved to.

    I applied for a freelance position with Jane's Information Group yesterday. I applied back in August, and they keep CV's on file for three months. It would be a part time gig to earn some extra pocket money, keep me accountable to write, and fill out my resume. I don't hold out much hope of them contacting me this time, but it never hurts to try. I'm also continuing to subtly explore the possibility of voluteering at Goldstone; that one's an extremely long shot, but I'd love to do it, and it wouldn't hurt for me to have something other than work to put my efforts into, time permitting.

    As for politics, I'm beginning to believe that the folks who voted to put the Democrats in the legislative majority didn't think it through very well. I think everyone is shocked at the phrase "Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi". I'm worried, but not to the point of desperation; the Democrats will have to play some ball with President Bush, since he has veto power and they don't have the kind of majority in Congress that they'd need to override his veto. Two years with Representative Pelosi leading the House and Senator Reid leading the Senate, and voters will be begging the Republicans to come back into power. Let's just hope that there's some hardcore house cleaning in the mean time.

    Alright, I feel like I'm rambling now. I'm going to close this up, get a few things accomplished, and go to bed. Dirka dirka, folks.
  • 11 November 2006

    Best Foot Forward

    Look! Democrats haven't even had impending control of the legislative branch of the Federal Government for three days, and they're already promising to waste time and money!

    10 November 2006

    Early to Bed...

    May God bless the kind of friends who will send you homemade caramel corn in the mail, pretty much unannounced, for no reason whatsoever. Big and Mrs. Red, you guys are the kind of friends that poets and novelists write about.

    I drew the short straw at work, so I'm going to bed pornographically early, and getting up obscenely early. The Fly Report tomorrow will be in the afternoon, and will probably directly precede me passing out from exhaustion.

    G'night, folks.

    09 November 2006

    Fly Report: 09th November 2006

    Good morning. If I hear "Yammo Be Here" one more time I'm going to yammo burn this place to the ground.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 32° Fahrenheit with snow.

    The average price of oil is $59.56 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.91 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezra 11. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

    Election Reaction

    The votes are all in, and pretty much all tabulated. It looks as if the Democrats have taken the House of Representatives and the Senate. Here is my reaction.

    I am a Republican, because the ideals of the Republican party are the ideals that I subscribe to. The Republican party, which is to say, the politicians who have an R next to their name, and the high ranking leadership in the party, deserved to lose this election; that's not what I wanted, of course, but that's what they deserved. The Republicans have had a majority for a decade, and they picked up seats in both houses of Congress in 2004, and they have absolutely wasted it. They've squandered their mandate, and now all of us are going to have to pay for it.

    I'm not a fairweather conservative like Lee, and I know that the values of Republicans and conservatives go beyond national defense and limited government. The Republican party was given a mandate in 2004, and in several elections previous, and between 2004 and 2006 they wasted their time and allowed themselves to be owned politically by such lunatic Democrats as Senators Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, and Harry Reid; Representatives Nancy Pelosi, John Murtha, and Charlie Rangel; and washed up political hacks like former Vice President Al Gore, former Senator John Edwards, and former President Bill Clinton. Think for a second - can you name five major Republican Senators or Representatives? The only reason I can is that I pay a little attention to politics (which most Americans don't).

    What are a few things that were expected of Republicans with such unprecedented control of Congress? Here are a few that I was hoping for:

  • A balanced budget that eliminated billions of dollars in wasteful spending
  • Legitimate energy reform, including drilling in ANWR
  • Solid political backup for President Bush on the Iraq War
  • Consistently better rhetoric to counter the misleading statements of their political opponents
  • A higher standard of integrity

    And what did we get instead over the last two years?

  • Increased spending on worthless programs, including no Social Security reform
  • A backward energy bill that extends daylight saving time, instead of allowing drilling in ANWR
  • A full-on Democratic win in the political propaganda war about Iraq, and Republicans abandoning President Bush for a political win that obviously hasn't materialized
  • Consistently inferior (or non-existent) rhetoric that has completely failed to set the record straight on misleading or false Democratic statements
  • Scandals: Mark Foley, Randall Cunningham, Jack Abramoff

    Look at the damage, ladies and gentlemen. Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld has resigned, and I'd bet real money that he wouldn't have done so if the Republicans had held Congress. Senator Santorum is out. Nancy Pelosi is setting the agenda in the House of Representatives, and Senator Reid is setting the agenda in Senate. Even assuming that Republicans can win the Congress back in 2008, there's no telling what kind of damage (and I mean damage) the Democrats can do to our national security and economy in the next two years.

    So, now that we understand how colossal a defeat this is, and how it was the Republicans' race to lose, let's look at what we do in the interim. Even a force that starts out at a disadvantage can retake the initiative and make a comeback.

    First, the Republican leadership needs to pull their collective head out. The scandals need to stop; our party needs to be above reproach, and scandals like Duke Cunningham, Mark Foley, and the Jack Abramoff thing are completely unacceptable. All elected officials who affiliate themselves with the Republican party need to be read the riot act, and any with skeletons in their closet need to be cleaned out.

    Second, Republicans need to get good at playing the media game, and they need to do it immediately. There are two sides to this: one is getting the Republican message out, and the other is getting the Democratic message out. What do I mean by this? I mean playing the media game that Republican leaders have been ignoring and losing; yes, the liberal media makes it an uphill battle, but even an uphill battle can be won. Republicans need to communicate their agenda and its benefits to moderates, centrists, and the conservative base: stronger national defense, lower taxes, less government waste, and nationwide moral accountability. On the flipside, they need to communicate how out of control the Democratic party's agenda is: higher taxes, weaker national defense, submission to international pressure. Nancy Pelosi is going to be the House Majority Leader, which can be a public relations nightmare for the Democrats, if Republican leaders ensure that everything outrageous and off-the-charts statement she makes is broadcast to the American public.

    Third, and most importantly, the Republican party needs to start being accountable to the conservative base. That means focusing on the conservative agenda: moral accountability, fiscal accountability, strong national defense. I did not vote for Republican leaders in 2004 to watch them squander political capital on Teri Schiavo; I didn't vote Republican in 2004 to watch them burn political capital on an anti-flag burning amendment (let hippies and traitors show themselves to be ridiculous, immature, and anti-American), or the Defense of Marriage Act (which should be an issue decided by each individual state). Conservative voters banded together in 2004 to give the Republican party a win so that they could work toward the conservative agenda in Congress, and the Republican party sold the Republican voters out by selling out. The leaders of the Republican party got exactly thirty pieces of silver out of the deal.

    I'm not going to sugar coat this. I am honestly worried about what kind of damage a Democrat-controlled Congress can do in only two years. I am honestly not surprised that an intept, incompetent, and laxadaisical Republican party put us in this situation. I also honestly believe that with Democrats like those listed above in power, this can turn itself into a Republican advantage in 2008 and 2010. However, there is no margin for error, and this should serve as nothing short of a wake up call, a red alert, and a political air raid siren all wrapped up into one for the Republican leadership.

    Alright, I'm going to go to bed now. Unlike the Congress, some of us have to get up early tomorrow morning to support those who are out their protecting our freedom and national security.
  • 08 November 2006

    Fly Report: 08th November 2006

    Good morning. I would try to fix you, but I think you may need professional help.

    It's 45° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 47° Fahrenheit with showers.

    The average price of oil is $58.09 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.91 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezra 10. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    Man dreams one day to fly; a man takes a rocket ship into the sky.

    Election Night Coverage

    This will be brief. Apparently Senator Lieberman has retained his seat, but as in dependent. Senator Santorum has been ousted, which is a huge mistake for Pennsylvania. Senator Chafee's been replaced by a Democrat; no real change there, although the (R) on the end of his title gives some benefit to the Republicans, even if he seems pathologically incapable of voting correctly in the Senate. Senator Clinton has been reelected; no big surprise there, although you have to wonder about those millions of New York voters.

    The only American media outlet I've checked regarding tonight's election has been CNN, and to say that I checked it is actually a misnomer since I'm really only there to check world news. However, the level of professionalism, sophistication, nuance, and objectivity is continuing to decline. At the point in time that I'm writing this blog post, their news flash banner states:

    CNN projects Democratic win in Rhode Island, beating incumbent Lincoln Chafee, giving the Democrats three of the six pickups they need to take control of the Senate.

    Now, I realize that the question on most political junkies' minds is "Will the Republicans retain control of Congress, or will the Democrats take control?" For a news organization of CNN's alleged reputation, they sure do a piss poor job at keeping their preference from becoming too obvious.

    And to top it all off, CNN appears only to be reporting on races with the most high profile Republicans - they're completely ignoring all of the Democrats who are up for re-election who are in very real danger of losing their seats. Trying to influence polling with premature exit polls and misleading headlines? Perish the thought.

    All of you regulars know that as aggravated as I may be sometimes with the Republican party, I think that putting the Democrats in any sort of position of power is an absolute accident waiting to happen; in fact, it's been borne out as such fairly consistently. Here's hoping.

    UPDATE: And the BBC's morning headline? "Democrats triumph on bad night for Bush". Do you think the BBC could mask their contempt for President Bush just a little? Apparently not.

    07 November 2006

    Fly Report: 07th November 2006

    Good morning. My life is stranger than fiction.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 59° Fahrenheit with showers and wind.

    The average price of oil is $59.08 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.90 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezra 9. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    You should worry 'bout the day, that the pain it goes away; you know, I miss mine sometimes.

    06 November 2006

    Fly Report: 06th November 2006

    Good morning. I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

    It's 55° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy with wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 53° Fahrenheit with morning showers and wind.

    The average price of oil is $58.14 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.90 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezra 8. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    The goal is elevation.

    The Consummate Hardass

    Tomorrow will be a long day, and it'll start early, so this will be a quick post. I spent the day out in the field, and the way I filled the down times made it a good day.

    At Father Time's urging a few weeks ago, I purchased an analog Grundig Mini 100 PE Portable AM/FM Shortwave Radio. Today I picked up Radio Australia, some Arabic station (if I'd had some forewarning, I would have written down when they gave their call letters and then translated it out and looked it up); and, in the most disturbing part of my day, I picked up "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears, broadcast thousands of miles to the middle of the Mojave by some Chinese station (I'm guessing it was Chinese). Fascinating, I assure you; in fact, I recommend a similar radio to anyone who spends a lot of time out in the wilderness, because it's a great way to stay entertained. And, for the record, I heard "Saddam Hussein" on a number of the non-English-speaking stations I picked up, probably relating to his recent death sentencing.

    I also played around with my Garmin eTrex and figured a few features out. My breakfast consisted of an MRE beef enchilada and leftover Hamburger Helper Cheesy Italian Shells; my lunch was the rest of the Hamburger Helper and MRE cherry blueberry cobbler (which wasn't half bad). Maybe I'll try working on that MRE tea project again soon. I only wish that I'd had a camp chair and my spotting scope out there; aside from that, the day was simply outstanding.

    It'll be another busy week, but I'll keep posting Fly Reports, and I'll make a concerted effort to get at least one news post typed up and posted. Now, though, it's time to shave (first time in about a week, I think?) and get to bed... And regular readers know what I mean by "bed".

    Sweet merciful glaven, I am the consummate hardass.

    04 November 2006

    Waves of Regret and Waves of Joy

    It's Friday night, and this is the first thing I've written all week. Work has kept me busy throughout the day, and at night I've been consumed with such tasks as cleaning the kitchen, cooking, and then cleaning the kitchen again. I've reorganized my CDs and DVDs, and I'd love to reorganize my books but the time just isn't there. I really, truly feel as if there aren't enough hours in the day, and I'm a little bit perplexed since that isn't supposed to be how I feel quite yet.

    I've been back at Zoo Station for a couple of weeks now, and they've been tolerable, but stressful. Overall, I'd say that my life is settling back into a post-deployment routine, which is good. I think I've mentioned already that I'm looking forward to Winter in the desert; the days lately have been nearly therapeutic, and they'll continue to cool down in the coming weeks. It's like a promise - as the floods on the Nile once promised a fine crop, the outrageous heat of the Summer seems to have borne itself out in the promise of Winter.

    I got an order yesterday from Crye Precision, and it was a bit of a disappointment. I've been very satisfied with my field pants and my range vest, so I ordered a field shirt, and I've all but decided to return it. The upside was the "Major League Infidel" T-shirt that I bought (and wore to work today). I also got three Dirka-Dirkastan patches - one for Rampage, one for one of my soldier buddies, and another for when I find someone else who I want to give one to.

    Have you ever been so tired and relaxed at the same time that you were unable to motivate yourself to get a Guinness from the refrigerator? That's an experience that I'm having right now, and I'm a little bit frustrated by it. I'll probably be up for it in a few minutes, but that shows you how hard I've been working lately, both at work and at the flat. On the one hand, it's a frustration, causing me waves of regret for seemingly missing out on my youth. On the other hand, it's causing me waves of joy, because I'm turning into who I want to be: a hard worker who's willing to sacrifice material comforts for something higher than himself

    Cheesy? Of course, but you know me.

    I have a joke that I'd love to add to this post, but it's a little bit off color, and I'm not really in the mood to put it on here. Ironic, eh? So for now, it's back to watching Zoo TV Live from Sydney and mentally preparing for a long week ahead. Zoo TV and Guinness: a little piece of Ireland, right in the middle of the Mojave.

    03 November 2006

    Fly Report: 03rd November 2006

    Good morning. In retrospect, it's a good thing I didn't buy a ring.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 45° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $57.43 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.91 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezra 5. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    It's just a moment, this time will pass.

    02 November 2006

    Fly Report: 02nd November 2006

    Good morning. The only easy day was yesterday.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 35° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $57.70 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.91 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezra 4. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    Don't check, just balance on the fence, don't answer, don't ask, don't try and make sense.

    01 November 2006

    Fly Report: 01st November 2006

    Good morning. You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.

    It's 45° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 29° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $57.93 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.91 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool. The current photo at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Ezra 3. The Fly is reading "Legionnaire" by Simon Murray.

    LIke a phoenix rising needs a holy tree, like the sweet revenge of a bitter enemy, I need your love.