31 May 2007

Super Fly News Junkie

I have returned from Hometown, which is the Shire to the Mojave's Mordor. As usual, there are a few things worth noting.

Tuesday, while I was doing my scripture reading, I came across a particularly interesting scripture that, as far as I'm concerned, would be a great motto for my chosen profession. Micah 7:5 reads:

Do not trust a neighbor; put no confidence in a friend. Even with her who lies in your embrace be careful of your words.

If you ask me, it's every bit as catchy as "Regnum Defende", the motto of the United Kingdom's MI5.

* * *


There are a few of news stories worth posting. First, a conference held in Malaysia has acknowledged that the Islamic world of today is characterized by "poverty, conflict, and extremism". The conference encouraged Muslim nations to take steps to reform.

Meanwhile, in Libya, BP has announced that it will return to Libya after an absence of more than thirty years. BP will help Libya to take advantage of previously untapped energy resources. This news comes as Prime Minister Tony Blair was making a final trip to Libya as the British PM, touting Libya's complete transformation since 2003.

And finally, Russia has tested a new ICBM (AP, BBC, AFP) that is allegedly capable of overcoming the American ballistic missile defense system.

* * *


I've spent a noticeable amount of money on my shortwave radio habit lately. While I was home, I purchased two shortwave radios: an Etón GS350DL (a Grundig radio with an Etón label on it) and a Grundig FR200. I also bought a copy of Passport to World Band Radio 2007, the best-selling annual shortwave guide. It's already been a great asset in figuring out a couple of stations I had tuned in.

I've tuned in a couple of elusive stations in the last couple of days. Last night I picked up Radio New Zealand National (I'd only ever gotten the International program, once, in February) and Radio Taiwan International for the first time. I also think that I picked up my first numbers station yesterday morning; it was a station with a woman reading off numbers continuously, it sounded automated, and it was in Spanish, which leads me to believe that it could have been a Cuban numbers station.

What I really want to know, though, is why I get involved in cool hobbies about twenty or thirty years after they've gone out of vogue.

* * *


I've avoided the Ipod craze for several years now. One thing that's making me reconsider is a desire to download and listen to podcasts, possibly in the car, possibly in the field. I also anticipate that someday I may be commuting to work on buses or a tube system, so I might enjoy downloading the BBC Newshour or World Today program and listening to it on the commute.

Now, this would require me to get a computer that's newer than nine years old, and that may be in the pipeline. I'd resist getting an actual Ipod, as they restrict you to listening to stuff from Itunes (not that I'm against Itunes, but I like having options). For those of you who use MP3 players, any suggestions? Also, do any of you know any cool programs that would be worth listening to?

* * *


Right then, time to keep moving. More later.

Fly Report: 31st May 2007

Good morning. You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

It's 54° Fahrenheit and foggy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 60° Fahrenheit with showers.

The average price of oil is $64.86 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

Today's scripture reading is Mark 2. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

Don't think, don't worry, everything's just fine. Just fine.

30 May 2007

Fly Report: 30th May 2007

Good morning. The whole town said the fool should've used red, but it looked good to Charlene... In John Deere green.

It's 52° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 60° Fahrenheit with scattered thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $65.10 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

Today's scripture reading is Mark 1. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

I'll take you places, I'll show you things, I'll show you places you've never seen.

29 May 2007

Stuff Fly Wants: May 2007

I neglected to post this list last month. I may make a couple of changes to it tonight; I'm also hoping that, since I got a few things out of the way last night, I may be able to post something more substantial tonight than just an update to this list. For now, the important take-away for all of you wonderful wankers is that I have arrived safely back in the desert and resumed the important task of keeping it real... Or as Hank Hill once put it, "keeping things authentic".

Field Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 22001) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers and shirt
  • MARPAT Desert Utilities - $67.90
  • Six Color Desert Utilities - $39.90
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • U.S. Marine Corps green sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • U.S. Army ACU tan sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • UDT/SEAL Team Swimmer Trunks, two, size 36 - $35.95 apiece
  • Spec Ops Brand Light Sheath Deluxe (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand 40MM Pouch (Tan)

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Clan Cleland tartan kilt and kilt pin - $400.00-$700.00
  • Doc Martens steel-toed boots

    Household Items
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Union Jack
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Orkney satellite image
  • Britain and Ireland Map - $10.99
  • Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Middle East Map - $10.99
  • Roman Mainz Gladius
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • The Maxim Coffin Coffee Table - $4135.00

    Books
  • Travels of ibn Battutah - $18.00
  • Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab - $7.99
  • Contact Zero by David Wolstencroft - $7.99

    Entertainment
  • Best of Chris Isaak (CD & DVD) - $24.98 (Amazon price $22.99)
  • James Bond Ultimate Collection - Volumes 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $359.92 (Amazon price $234.52)
  • 24 - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $269.92 (Amazon price $154.53)
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Firefly - Complete Series - $49.98 (Amazon price $24.97)
  • Kids in the Hall - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $179.90 (Amazon price $155.98)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • Apocalypse Now Redux
  • Gattaca - $14.94 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • Mars Attacks! - $9.98
  • Quigly Down Under - $14.98 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Stephanie Schneiderman - Live at Kung Fu Bakery - $15.98
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • Dire Straits - Alchemy - $27.98 (Amazon price $24.99)
  • Mystical Chants of Carmel by the Carmelite Monks - $18.95
  • Fly Report: 29th May 2007

    Good morning. In the paper today, tales of war and of waste, but you turn right over to the TV page.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 54° Fahrenheit with thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $66.42 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is lame. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 7. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    What you leave behind you don't miss anyway.

    28 May 2007

    Fly Report: 28th May 2007

    Good morning. My head is full of sky, and my boots are full of ocean, and stolen designs for perpetual motion.

    It's 54° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 62° Fahrenheit with scattered thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $66.58 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 7. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    He turns his money into light to look for her.

    25 May 2007

    Ariadne Goads

    I've been tagged by Ariadne. Here are the rules of the game:

    1: Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
    2: People who are tagged, write a blog post about their own 8 random things, and post these rules.
    3: At the end of your post you need to tag 8 people and include their names.
    4: Don't forget to leave them a comment and tell them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

    And now for my 8 random thingers--

    1. I'm becoming a shortwave radio addict, which has recently led me to consider a career with the NSA.

    2. I was a history major in college in large part because I'm terrible at math; not all math, mind you, and some types of math I can be an idiot savant at (geometry, money math), but anything theoretical or abstract (algebra, calculus) is like that old Roy Orbison song, "She's a Mystery to Me".

    3. I love collecting military gear, most of which gets little or no use.

    4. I was on the high school speech and debate team for four years, and the high school newspaper for three. When I got to college, I was as involved in extracurricular activities as anyone my advisor ever saw: NROTC, the Socratic Society, the History Club, the campus radio station, an alternative student newspaper, and I think there was some more.

    5. I only drink coffee to be polite to people I really respect; I think that's been about twice since 2002, once for a retired Navy SEAL senior chief petty officer, and once for an Arab woman. Instead, I drink tea with milk and sugar; I use milk and sugar regardless of what type of tea I'm drinking.

    6. I have a book addiction. I have between four and seven hundred books, probably leaning closer to the latter (in fact, it could be more).

    7. I hate "losing" people I care about or whose company I enjoy. I continue to send post cards and E-Mails to tangental friends who I went to college with, or old co-workers, or the guy whose house I passed by in England every day on my way to work.

    8. I love eighties music.

    I'm supposed to "tag" eight people. Since Ariadne missed them, I'll get Anachronism and shamrock. I'll add to that Father Time, Mighty Mo, Bane (who probably won't see this and certainly won't respond), M@, Sarah Canuck, and Poosh, who is apparently dead.

    23 May 2007

    The Fly's Natural Habitat

    I arrived at the home of Gus and St. Jen on Saturday morning at 01:15, and it's been a non-stop party ever since... Well, maybe not, but I'm having a blast being home. The period from 31st December until 18th/19th May, at nearly five months, is the longest I've ever been away from home. I needed an opportunity to decompress and put the lightning back in the bottle, and here I am.

    One thing I've done quite a bit of while I've been here is shopping. Conditions are better for doing so (particularly given that Hometown isn't Zoo Station, a veritable backwater, without the water, in the middle of nowhere); thus, I've been able to stock up on a few items, thus giving me the opportunity to cross them off of the hallowed Stuff Fly Wants list; in fact, one item got crossed off before it ever got a chance to be posted! Here's what I've picked up so far.

  • Eton/Grundig S350DL AM/FM/SW Radio
  • Tru-Spec Multicam Tactical Response Uniform (available through the Desert Rat)
  • Desert Ka-Bar Fighting/Utility Knife

    I haven't been as productive as I would have liked, but I've still seen a number of people.

  • Gus and St. Jen
  • Desert Rat Tim
  • the Socratic Society
  • Company Ink
  • Narcissa
  • Father Time

    The big thing is that it's been nice to have a bit of a breather. After a few more days, I think I'll be ready to head back to the desert and resume hard work while I continue to look at where I'm headed in life. In the mean time, I have a few things to accomplish while I'm here, so I'd best get moving.

    More later, folks. Stay tuned.
  • 18 May 2007

    Hit the Highway


    Mornin', folks!

    Your way? No way
    You'll do it my way
    Or hit the highway
    - The Proclaimers
    It's quite possible that I shouldn't post this, as it's quite likely that one person (Father Time) will see it prematurely, but I fear not such danger. Within two hours, I will hit the highway on my way back to Hometown for roughly one week. I'll be seeing such great folks as Mormon Buddha, delivering Father Time's 68th birthday present, delivering Gus and St. Jen's wedding gift (according to wedding etiquette, I still have five months before it's considered late!), and I think there's some more.

    Meanwhile, in the news, a group of Muslim foreign ministers claim that Islamophobia is the worst form of terrorism, while the Taliban is telling Pakistani Christians to convert or die.

    I'm hoping that my week off will give me an opportunity to do some work and get a TDG up there; perhaps I can leave that up while I'm gone and give an inordinately long amount of time for completion and submission of answers. In the mean time, I'm running quite far behind on my preparatory work, and must submit this. Expect light and intermittent blogging during the coming week, but keep checking back for a couple of surprises along the way.

    Si vis pacem, para bellum,

    The Fly
    Bloggerus Excellentus Maximus

    UPDATE: I have made it to Gus and St. Jen's place unscathed, after a drive that ended up being far longer than is truly reasonable. There were some dark, wet, fast instances on the Interstate that I could have done without, but it's currently 01:48 and I remain alert more than half an hour after my arrival.

    I think that in one way or another, my occasional road trips ought to be chronicled in a way similar to the Western Diary entries by Dr. Bill Long, a professor at Willamette University in Salem, Oregon. I stumbled upon his site a couple of weeks ago, during my first experiences with Wikimapia; I was searching (unsuccessfully) for Pine Mountain Observatory, a place I visited once as a very young teenager and once as a very young man. At any rate, when Dr. Long takes a road trip, he tends to take obscure and austere routes, and then writes about them. While I have no intention of being as prolific as he appears to be, I think there are a few bits and pieces I could write about.

    For example, south of Bishop and north of Lone Pine on U.S. Highway 395 I saw (for the second time, but forgot to look it up in October) the Owens Valley Radio Observatory from a distance. Not surprisingly, it reminded me of Goldstone Deep Space Communications Complex for obvious reasons. That was but one of several noteworthy items; one of the others is the consistently horrible driving conditions in Washoe County, Nevada (which contains Reno and Carson City).

    Speaking of Reno (and then I need to get some sleep), when I was in Carson City I text-messaged Gus and informed him that I was south of Reno; I told him that I'd just witnessed Dangle and Junior beating a street performer while Jones and Garcia thumb-wrestled for dibs on his guitar. This, of course, was a reference to Reno 911!; the further irony is that Gus is, in fact, a cop.

    At any rate, I need some rest; if you get bored in the mean time, Father Time is at it again, poking fun at your friendly neighborhood Super Fly. Once you're done having a laugh at my expense, be sure to scroll down to the next post; Father Time has posted a tribute to his recently deceased mother-in-law, Cleo, who I had the privilege of meeting a number of times. She was a wonderful lady, and the post is deserving of attention.

    Bellum, wankers.

    Fly Report: 18th May 2007

    Good morning. Being away from you is slowly driving me insane.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 80° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $66.59 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 6. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Is it too late tonight to drag the past out into the light?

    17 May 2007

    Fly Report: 17th May 2007

    Good morning. When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 82° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $64.66 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 5. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    You say you'll give me a highway with no one on it.

    16 May 2007

    Fly Report: 16th May 2007

    Good morning. Absence makes the heart grow fonder; so how can I miss you if you won't go away?

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 78° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $64.57 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 4. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Woo me, sister.

    Dienstagabendfliegezeitung


    Okay, a few things.

    Due to a number of factors, not the least of which has been increasing temperatures at Zoo Station over the last few weeks, I have been both colossally busy and exceptionally sluggish. Last year I only turned on my air conditioning for guests; this year, as I'm in remarkably stronger financial shape than I was at the same time last year, I may elect to engage it for brief periods this year in order to increase productivity. One of the unfortunate results of this recent drop in personal productivity is that I have a half-written dossier on the ballistic missile shield (that keeps having more articles tacked onto it) and haven't even started dossiers on the declining pacifism in Japan and Germany, and Afghanistan. I'm also adding another dossier to the list, this one about the Iraq-based Iranian dissident militant group known as the Mojahedin-e-Khalq, otherwise known as the People's Mujahedin of Iran.

    I'd also like to get back into the habit of posting tactical decision games; I started work this week on a "campaign mode" for a few of them back-to-back, and hopefully I'll be able to drum up some participation. One item that's helping me immensely is Wikimapia. I've been a geography enthusiast since as far back as I can remember; when I was in fourth grade (which is to say, a fourth/fifth split class), I scored the highest score in the class on our end-of-year geography final with a score of two hundred fifteen... Out of one hundred. At any rate, I'm having an absolute blast finding various sites on Wikimapia, which makes putting together compelling satellite imagery for TDG's even easier.

    There are a couple of news stories that are worth noting. One borders on being hilarious: a "Palestinian" news agency claimed that Moammar Qaddhafi was in a coma in a Benghazi hospital; Qaddhafi promptly appeared at a press conference, alive and well, and vowed to sue the news agency for their irresponsible reporting.

    On a more serious note, Jordan's Queen Noor wrote an editorial for CNN encouraging mothers worldwide to focus on promoting peace for Mother's Day. I take no issue with the column itself; the issue I take is with the comments at the end of the editorial from a selection of readers, nearly all of whom offer trite, condescending, ignorant claims with respect to the alleged power that female leaders would have to transform the world into some sort of pacifistic utopia. Ignoring for the moment that two of the most hawkish world leaders in the last thirty years have been Golda Meir of Israel and Baroness Thatcher of the United Kingdom, history is rife with examples of powerful women encouraging war for various reasons, some good and some bad. My point is that, for all of the encouraging rhetoric from intelligent and accomplished individuals like Queen Noor, continued displays of ignorance and biased rhetoric from Jane Six-Pack doesn't help anyone.

    Aside from that, my other outstanding piece of news is that I got a fairly sizable tax return, and the lion's share of it arrived from the Feds yesterday. Aside from giving me sufficient capital to relocate should I land another job, perhaps it will allow me the luxury of a Grundig S350DL Radio; at this point, I'd really just love to have a place out in the country and be able to build an actual shortwave radio set, but given my near-total ignorance of how to manufacture radios, that's highly doubtful.

    I have some time off coming soon, and among other things, I intend to finish up a couple of my dossiers and get them online. Stay tuned... And until all of that happens, keep enjoying the Fly Reports. I know several of you check them daily, if for no other reason to confirm that I'm still alive, so I'll try to keep them funny and informative. One of these days I may even throw in another "spot the pattern" contest for a week's worth of Fly Reports.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    15 May 2007

    Fly Report: 15th May 2007

    Good morning. We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault!

    It's 48° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 70° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $63.51 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 3. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    Is that all? Is that all you want from me?

    14 May 2007

    Fly Report: 14th May 2007

    Good morning. I've recently realized that I've developed a fear of commitment.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 61° Fahrenheit with afternoon thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $63.87 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 2. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    It's no secret ambition bites the nails of success.

    11 May 2007

    Fly Report: 11th May 2007

    Good morning. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $63.27 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 2. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest.

    10 May 2007

    Fly Report: 10th May 2007

    Good morning. When you refuse me, you confuse me.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 80° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $62.62 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 2. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    She's my ticket out of town.

    09 May 2007

    Fly Report: 09th May 2007

    Good morning. I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you; and I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 76° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $63.05 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Micah 1. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    I know these fast cars will do me no good.

    08 May 2007

    Fly Report: 08th May 2007

    Good morning. Kull wahad!

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 75° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $62.19 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is very cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Hosea 14. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    I want the lot of what you've got if what you've got can make this stop.

    Curses!

    Hey folks. A couple of days ago, I posted about the possibility of an impending miracle. My hopes have been dashed; here's the story.

    My plan has long been to remain in my desert enclave for between one and two years. At this point, I've completed all of the minimum professional goals that I set for myself a little over a year ago. I don't know that I feel ready to leave quite yet, but I certainly believe that it's time to start planning for my next jump; if not, I run the risk of getting tied down, like intrepid Gulliver at the hands of the Lilliputians. Given semi-favorable conditions, I'd be prepared to stay another year here, but if the right opportunity came along I'd most likely take it.

    Figuring that I'd be ready to leave at any point between 25th April 2007 and the same day in 2008, I started scouting out my options in January of this year. Last week I applied for a position as a national security analyst, and got an E-Mail back indicating their interest in me and expanding upon the specifics of the position. It seemed like it might be a perfect jump from my current position. I got extremely excited at the possibilities, and informed all of my friends that I might be leaving the desert prematurely. Today I got an E-Mail informing me that the company had "rank-ordered" the interested candidates, and enough of the candidates who outranked me had expressed interest in the position to deny me an interview.

    Now, I'll be honest: I think I would have been perfect for the job in question, so the whole sequence is a bit of a disappointment. The thing that really gets me, though, is that they'd dangle an interview in front of me and then yank it away. To me, that seems much worse than not being contacted in the first place. The closest analogy I can come up with is that of airlines that overbook their flights, knowing that they might have a couple of people fail to show up. I ask you, ladies and gentlemen: would it be so difficult for them to only contact the number of people they want to interview, and then if a couple of them are no longer interested, then contact a couple more people?

    As far as I'm concerned, my refusal to disclose the company's identity is far more professional than their hiring practices.

    The up-swing is that I can breathe a sigh of relief, as I still feel that there are a few things left to be accomplished here at Zoo Station and my eventual evacuation is no longer impending. Don't get me wrong, I'm still looking to see what's available out in the world at large (in fact, this snub has increased my drive), but the pucker factor is gone. And, to be honest, it may be good for me in the long run, because my budget and schedule would have been tight if the escape would have come quickly; now I can formulate a tangible game plan blending both budget and schedule, and continue saving money for an eventual move.

    And what other news is there? Long-time commentator F3 has finished college and will be graduating any day now; congratulations to her. A new tactical decision game is still upcoming, hopefully by the end of the week; I'm also hoping that one of these evenings will give me ample opportunity to finish up my dossier feature on the deployment of the ballistic missile defense system (and its political fallout).

    Oh, and for the record, I really want a Grundig S350DL. I should add it to the Stuff Fly Wants list... Which, as a matter of fact, I forgot to post in April!

    More soon, folks.

    07 May 2007

    Upcoming Tactical Decision Games?

    I recently discussed with Anachronism the possibility of resuming tactical decision games. I've been wanting to keep my own skills sharp by continually practicing the process of tactical thinking. Yesterday, I not only discovered WikiMapia, but also discovered that I get it to work on my ancient computer; that means that I can snag satellite images of places that look fascinating, but are really just mundane and benign places that I'm already familiar with.

    I have a bit of free time in the evenings this week, so my intention is to finish up my long-awaited article on ballistic missile defense and put together one tactical decision game. I may also turn it into campaign mode: interrelated TDG's running over the course of three or four weeks.

    Let's see what I can come up with by the end of the week!

    Fly Report: 07th May 2007

    Good morning. This is going to be one of those days where your intrepid Super Fly feels like Captain Jack Sparrow looks.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 68° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $62.49 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Hosea 13. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    And you give yourself away.

    04 May 2007

    I Have a Secret

    SEE

    I DON'T WANT TO

    HEAR

    I DON'T WANT TO

    HEAR/ SEE/ HEAR

    I DON'T WANT TO

    KNOW

    LETTERSBECOMEWORDSBECOMESENTENCESBECOMELIESBECOMEYOU

    The secret is BEHIND YOU

    The secret is INVISIBLE NOW

    The secret is LOUD ENOUGH

    THE SECRET IS WHAT YOU never want to see

    never want to hear

    never want to believe

    The SECRET is yourSELF

    The SECRET is your PAIN

    The SECRET is letting GO

    giving UP

    breaking DOWN

    giving IN

    Giving in to the END

    Giving in to the BEGINNING

    Giving in to

    LOVE

    - Pontifex Maximus

    * * *


    I believe that something amazing is coming... But it's a secret. To speak of it now would be premature; for those of you who worry when I get cryptic, everything is okay. Mo knows, as does F3; Father Time and Sarah Canuck may find out today.

    Oh, and for anyone out there who makes the same assumption as the White Knight: no, I'm not announcing any impending wedding.

    Be aware, my friends. Miracles happen.

    Fly Report: 04th May 2007

    Good morning. Men, our objective is in sight.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 56° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $63.95 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is lame. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Hosea 12. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming - very slowly.

    I have climbed highest mountain; I have run through the fields, only to be with you... Only to be with you.

    03 May 2007

    Fly Report: 03rd May 2007

    Good morning. They're after me lucky charms!

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 55° Fahrenheit with thunder storms and wind.

    The average price of oil is $64.58 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.99 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

    Today's scripture reading is Hosea 11. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    All this you can leave behind.

    02 May 2007

    Fly Report: 02nd May 2007

    Good morning. If Bruce Willis and Samuel Jackson made a movie based in Detroit, do you think they'd call that movie "Die Hard: With a Chrysler"?

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 72° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $64.87 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new, and it's adorable!

    Today's scripture reading is Hosea 10. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    It's hard to walk away, when you could have it all.

    01 May 2007

    Fly Report: 01st May 2007

    Good morning. If I had been a member of the mid-nineties boy band Hanson, I would have written a song called "Mmmcheesecake", because cheesecake is much more delicious than a bop.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 78° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $66.21 per barrel. The exchange rate is $2.00 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

    Today's scripture reading is Hosea 9. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    I'll be with you now.