31 July 2005

The Fly Revisited

For those of you who are curious where my pseudonym comes from, I've had a link to U2MoL: The Fly on the sidebar for a few months now. Anyone who's seen a performance of "The Fly" in any form, whether the original video on the Greatest Hits 1990-2000 video, the Zoo TV Sydney performance, or the Elevation Boston 2001 performance, knows that it's truly a sight to behold.

Beth over at U2 Sermons Blog has put together three writeups for the current incarnation of the performance. Here are the links: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. Go have a look.

Some of you may also remember my senior sign-off for the independent newspaper I wrote for in college, which was published back in late May.

Furry Fly

I've decided on a little change of pace. Once or twice a year, I attempt to grow a goatee. Usually I get fed up with it, because it's not growing fast enough, or there's not enough hair to make it work, or whatever. I think that the last time I tried it was last December, and before that it was the beginning of last September.

I went into the bathroom to shave this morning, having not done so since Thursday (I think). I decided to give it another try. At this point, I have about three or four days growth, so I shaved off everything but a large patch on and under my chin. I'll probably try to leave it at least until the end of the week, and then evaluate from there. It at least looks like there's more to work with this time than there has been previously, but I'll just have to wait and see.

I've had sideburns in one form or another since I started growing them in high school. They started off being extremely scruffy, like the first facial hair of just about any teenage guy. I had to shave them almost entirely off (up to the level of the "nub" that's just inside your ear) when I joined the Navy. When my time with the Navy ended, the sideburns came back. Eventually, after my trip to Europe in 2003, I decided to expand them, so now they come nearly to the corners of my mouth, and are shaven below that level, with a slight diagonal rise from the level of my mouth up to the level of my ear lobes; the Marines I work with are always giving me a hard time about them, but the fact of the matter is that until I'm in a position, Navy or otherwise, where I can't wear them, they stay.

I'll keep you folks posted on the goatee, and if it turns out to be worth keeping for a while, I'll snap a picture of it and post it.

Enrichment Resuming Mullahs

Following up on this post, it appears that the Iranians have been playing the EU3 like a fiddle.

Iran will inform the UN nuclear watchdog on Monday that it is resuming sensitive uranium conversion activities, which will then restart immediately, a source said after a meeting of Iran's top security body.

Iran will "on Monday give the IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency) the letter announcing the resumption" of uranium conversion activities at the Isfahan plant, said the source, who asked not to be named.

"The restart will begin immediately," added the source, who was speaking after a meeting of Iran's supreme national security council.

I'm so glad that we've wasted all this time letting the Europeans pursue empty diplomacy with Iran, just like we did before invading Iraq. Now the civilized world has essentially given Iran the better part of a year to develop and construct its facilities, without fear of reprisal due to the "negotiations" which have now failed, just as conservatives have been saying all along that they would.

Great. Just great.

A New Source

There's more good news out of Libya.

The US-based Occidental Petroleum Corporation says Libya has given it permission to resume operations there for the first time in 19 years.

The company was forced to abandon production in Libya in the mid-1980s, because of sanctions against Tripoli imposed by the US government.

Its facilities were taken over by the Libyan state oil company.

The US eased economic sanctions against Libya in 2004, opening the door for oil companies to return.

Libya has a long way to go before it's back up to speed with the rest of the world, but this is an outstanding development. As I noted in this post from last December, Colonel Qaddafi may be a bit wacky, but he's got things figured out. If everyone plays their cards right, he could wind up setting an example to be followed by many of the dictators of the world.

Michael Jackson Update

Michael Jackson's latest CD release has tanked.

Michael Jackson's latest greatest hits album has sold just 8,000 copies in the US in its first week of release, reaching number 128 in the chart.

The Essential Michael Jackson is the star's first release since he was cleared of child abuse a month ago.

Jackson's two-disc set went straight to number two in the UK - but he failed to match that success in his home country.

The number one US album, multi-artist compilation CD Now 19, sold 436,000 copies in its first week.

Jackson faces a struggle to repair his image and repay debts that prosecutors in his trial claimed amounted to $300m (£170m).

British public relations supremo Max Clifford has revealed he turned down a request to represent the singer after his trial.

"He came to me a month ago and I turned him down," Mr Clifford said.

"It would be the hardest job in PR after Saddam Hussein and I would be astounded if he could turn things around.

"People were extremely offended by even some of the things he admitted in court.

Okay, let's review a few things.

  • Michael Jackson's last CD featuring new material tanked, apparently because it wasn't very good to begin with. Jackson and his entourage tried to accuse Tommy Mottola of sabotaging the project and being a racist, et cetera.
  • Michael Jackson has released several greatest hits compilations, so there's really no reason for anyone to buy another one if they already bought one previously. I looked at the track listings, and it's just the same thirty year old Jackson 5 songs, and the stuff that he did in the '80's and '90's that all of his fans have already.
  • Michael Jackson is almost certainly a child molester. The acquittal had less to do with whether or not he did it, and more to do with the legal wrangling from his high-priced attorneys and a burden of proof that the jurors didn't feel was met by several questionable witnesses.
  • Whether he was guilty or not, the trial has forced the world to see Michael Jackson even more clearly for what he is: a twisted freak with no connection to reality who they wouldn't let their children look at, let alone spend time with or listen to the music of.

    Bottom line? Michael Jackson's the new O.J. Simpson. He's essentially free not because he's innocent, but because he victimized people who weren't credible to begin with so that if things ever went to trial their story wouldn't meet the burden of proof. People don't like him, people don't trust him, and the people who can't see right through him already have the music that his agents have tried to repackage and resell. It's not going to fly.
  • Eviction Notice

    Uzbekistan has informed the U.S. government that it has six months to vacate the K2 air base. No reasons for this decision have been giving by the U.S. State Department or the Uzbek government.

    Non-Aggression Mullahs

    Well, it appears that Europe has learned nothing in the last hundred years.

    TEHRAN, Iran — Iran's top nuclear negotiator said his European counterparts have proposed a guarantee that Iran will not be invaded if Tehran agrees to permanently halt uranium enrichment, the state-run news agency said Sunday.

    Hasan Rowhani (search) said the proposal is being discussed by Europeans and includes several important points such as "guarantees about Iran's integrity, independence, national sovereignty" and "nonaggression toward Iran," the Islamic Republic News Agency said Sunday.

    "If Europe enjoys a serious political will about Iran's nuclear fuel cycle, there will be the possibility of understanding," the agency quoted Rowhani as saying in a letter to outgoing Iranian president Mohammad Khatami.

    Iran has been negotiating with France, Britain and Germany, which are acting on behalf of the 25-member European Union.

    In a related story, seismologists have detected shifting in Westminster Abbey in London, as well as in and Bladon, Oxfordshire. Seismologists believe the shifting has been caused by Neville Chamberlain and Sir Winston Churchill turning over in their respective graves.

    Publicity Whore

    Oh, good, Jimmy Carter, that one-term failure some of you may remember from the late 1970's, still thinks people care about his opinion.

    BIRMINGHAM, England — Former President Jimmy Carter said Saturday the detention of terror suspects at the Guantanamo Bay Naval base was an embarrassment and had given extremists an excuse to attack the United States.

    Carter also criticized the U.S.-led war in Iraq as "unnecessary and unjust."

    "I think what's going on in Guantanamo Bay and other places is a disgrace to the U.S.A.," he told a news conference at the Baptist World Alliance's centenary conference in Birmingham, England. "I wouldn't say it's the cause of terrorism, but it has given impetus and excuses to potential terrorists to lash out at our country and justify their despicable acts."

    If Carter's travesty of a presidency didn't prove that the guy has absolutely no clue about anything except swinging a hammer and growing peanuts, this does. Jimmy Carter didn't understand the Islamic world or terrorism, or foreign policy and foreign relations in general, when American voters fired him in 1980, and he still doesn't today.

    "Unnecessary and unjust", huh? Kind of like it was unnecessary and unjust for American citizens to be held as hostages for a year and a half? Unnecessary and unjust like that, President Carter?

    Hear me now and believe me later, I'm far more embarrassed by Jimmy Carter flapping his ignorant gums than I am by anything that happens down in Cuba.

    The Plot Thickens

    Oooh, it looks like big developments are underway in the British investigations. First, there may be a link to Saudi Arabia.

    LONDON - Police questioned suspects Sunday in the botched London transit attacks and reportedly investigated ties by the attackers to Saudi Arabia, scrambling to track down accomplices as they warned residents in the capital not to let down their guard against terrorism.

    Meanwhile, British police said Sunday that they had made six new arrests under anti-terrorism laws in connection with the attempted bombings of three subway trains and a bus in London on July 21.

    Also, it appears that one of the attackers, the guy they arrested in Rome on Friday, has admitted to carrying a bomb onto the Tube.

    (That's the first time I've cited a New York Times article, and I don't plan to make a habit of it.)

    In Which Fly Demonstrates Wulfish Qualities

    I'm sure that Lycan will get a kick out of this one. He'll think that I'm starting to display, without my even knowing it, my "inner wulf".

    So, what's the story? Well, a friend of mine from school, who I had a class with a couple of years ago and have stayed friends with since. She's adorable, and an absolute sweetheart, and not dumb as a brick like half the women I've dated, but I have no chance whatsoever. Anyway, I saw her at the gym today, where she lifeguards at the pool. I was chatting with her on my way back to the locker room when I found out that I inadvertently facilitated the breakup between her and her (now) ex-boyfriend.

    She (we'll call her Lisa for no apparent reason) and I got together for tea last December, before she left to study in Europe during Winter and Spring quarters. It was completely innocent, and she didn't even let me pay for her drink. She'd told her boyfriend that she was going out for coffee with a friend, and there was nothing that we did, in public, in a coffee house, directly across the street from campus, that could in any way be construed as her cheating. (She and I are both intelligent enough that if we had been having a dirty little affair, we wouldn't have done it in a location so public, and so close to campus; who am I, Vince Gill?)

    Apparently one of the boyfriend's buddies walked by and saw us, called the boyfriend and told him, and the boyfriend called her at two in the morning and flipped out. As a result of this, she could instantly tell that he was the jealous type, that he was freaking out over nothing, and that he was the kind that was going to jump to conclusions. Things were pretty much over between Lisa and her boyfriend at that point.

    She actually kind of thanked me.

    As I explained to commentator April on instant messenger...

    Fly: And of course, anyone getting jealous of or being intimidated by me is an absolute joke.
    April: Guys should be jealous of you. You rule, remember?
    Fly: I do rule, but guys can basically count on women not being able to figure that out, for one reason or another.

    Just to reiterate... I rule, but not because of any involvement in the breakup of Lisa and her boyfriend. On that end, I'm just glad I could help Lisa, even if I didn't know about it for nearly eight months.

    30 July 2005

    No Time Like the Present

    Outstanding.

    When I posted last, it was late this morning. Here's what's happened since.

  • I went to the gym and had a reasonably good workout. I accomplished all of my goals, and despite the hottie in the cute little bikini who I saw getting into the jacuzzi, I finished out my twenty-five minute swim, plus one lap. I still got my chance to sit in the jacuzzi and check her out a bit, which I don't generally do after a swim. She was a hottie, with one major, major flaw: a piercing fixation. Her navel was pierced twice, her ears were pierced extensively, and then I saw it, the most fatal mistake: a nose piercing. I also saw a friend, who shall be the source of the next post.
  • I went to Borders, looking for a particular book to buy with the remainder of a gift card from my graduation party. I found the book, but didn't buy it; instead, I bought a copy of the Penguin Classics edition of Homer's Iliad, and The Problem of Pain by C.S. Lewis. I'll pick up the other title another time.
  • I stopped in to get my hair cut, and of course, a good time was had by all.
  • I grabbed a hero sandwich (fitting, don't you think?), brought it home, and I've finished eating it.

    I'll accomplish very little today and tonight. I'll probably do something I've not done in a great while, but that I've intended to do for a couple of weeks: soothe my aching muscles by taking a long, hot bath, likely accompanied by some music. Maybe an old U2 album, probably Boy or October.

    And I am, of course, still on call, so it could all disappear at the drop of a hat.
  • Saturday Challenge

    I've got some stuff I have to get accomplished today, so I'll be in and out. I'm going to leave you with two quotes. Here's the first.

    Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the horn, and round the norway maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up.

    For the first quote, I want the following:

  • Who wrote it?
  • What character said it?
  • Who was that character referring to?
  • Which 1982 film modified it slightly and then plugged it into the script?

    Here's the second quote:

    Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!


  • Who said it?
  • On what occasion?

    If you use Google to cheet, then you're a horrible, horrible person. If you know the answers without using Google to cheat, then you may just be a pop culture expert like your friendly neighborhood Super Fly.
  • A Minor Setback

    As I was leaving work this evening, I got a call on my mobile phone. Normally I might have let it go, as I was trying to get out of the office, but I'm on call, so I figured it might be something for work. I was incorrect.

    It happened to be Mrs. Super Dave. As some of you may remember, I stopped in yesterday to try and borrow some running books, and they told me that a very pregnant Mrs. Super Dave was scheduled to have a Caesarean section next week. Well, the phone call was from Mrs. Super Dave... From Hometown Hospital. She started having mild contractions last night, and was still having them this morning. She went in to see the doctor today, and by late morning they were prepping for the surgery. Mom and baby are just fine, and baby is adorable. I took some candy for the new big sister, as there will be a great deal of attention paid to the baby in the coming days, weeks, and months.

    So, there have been several developments.

  • It's not even next week, and I can already cross two things off of my list: "Bank?" for Monday, and "Mrs. Super Dave C-Section".
  • I'm home and settled two hours later than I had intended.

    Battlestar Galactica's on at ten, and I'll be watching it since I missed it altogether last week. I also have to do some cleanup in the living room. And I'm supposed to get some writing done, but I may settle for less actual work on that project than I had originally intended. I'd also like to get a hot bath, because my UDT trunks, tighter than they are normally having just been washed and dried last night, did a real number on my thights today.

    I'm tired, I'm sore, I'm running behind schedule, I'm on call for the whole weekend, and I won't be in bed for another three hours, at the very least. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. This is just another opportunity for me to prove to myself that I rule, and that I can push myself harder than most of the people I know.

    Did you hear that? I rule.
  • A Super Fly Day

    Sweet merciful glaven, what a day. Here's the rundown.

    I was up later last night than I had intended to be, and wound up getting about six hours of sleep, just like the last three or four nights. I'm not particularly excited about that, but whatever. The alarm went off at 05:30, I reset it, and it went off at 06:00. I got up with the second alarm and hit the shower.

    I left the house just after 08:00 and got to campus at about 08:20, and went to the top deck of the library where class now takes place. I got my compulsory chapter of reading out of the way, and then endured three hours of class that, while at least somewhat intellectually stimulating today, dragged on forever. The instructor is amazing, and very patient, and very gracious, and the language isn't that difficult, but I'll admit it: I don't study outside of class. I'm only auditing the class, I don't have to worry about a grade, I'm doing it solely for my own benefit, so I'm not as quick on the uptake as some of the other students. Between my two years of French, my two years of German, and now my one year (mashed into eight weeks) of Arabic, I'm finally starting to understand a lot of the concepts I need to understand in order to study language, whether it's on my own or under the tutelage of an expert instructor.

    Class being finished, I went back to my rig and switched out bags as usual, then called the office of one of my profs, the infamous Professor Benstein, as I walked to the gym. (He's who I submitted the paper about Julius Caesar's operations in Britain to earlier this week.) After a lengthy conversation with him (there's no such thing as a brief conversation with Professor Benstein, but when you're not in a hurry it becomes sort of endearing) I hit the gym. After stretching, twenty-one minutes of running permeated by five minutes of walking, thirteen minutes on the stationary bike (where I finished another chapter of reading), and stretching back out, I got showered and changed, got lunch, and got back over to Hometown.

    I got changed and got to work, where there really wasn't anything to accomplish. Rather than skipping out, I grabbed my book out of the car and sat down to read. Accomplishing very little during my hour, and interrupted only by one of my co-workers bringing milkshakes (and the ensuing group milkshake break), I finished the book. I can now confidently claim to have read 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

    Today was also payday, and between overtime, last year's pay rise, and all of the regular hours worked doing both grunt and office work, it was the largest paycheck I've ever received. If the overtime situation is better this month than it was last month, and I think it will be, next month's paycheck will be even bigger.

    I've got twenty minutes here at the office before I head home for the evening; I'm on call, but my guess is that I'll be undisturbed, I'll finally get an opportunity to sleep in tomorrow morning, and this evening I'll continue work on one or the other of my current overdue paper writing projects. Tomorrow I have a muscle PT/pool workout, I may try to change my oil, and I'm going to get my hair cut.

    I am absolutely kicking ass. Despite the heat, I've probably had my most productive, upbeat week in recent memory.

    Full House

    And finally, the biggest story of the day is that all four of the 7/21 bombers are in custody after one arrest yesterday and a remarkable three arrests today.

  • BBC
  • CNN
  • Fox

    I haven't said it before now, but I may as well. If you'll look at the BBC story, suspect number three, Ramzi Muhammed, the guy arrested in connection with the attempted bombing of the Oval Tube station, is wearing a "New York" jumper. If you were a murderous Islamofascist terrorist, why would you wear a jumper with the name of the most cosmopolitan, tolerant city in the world on it? I thought we Americans were infidels or something!
  • Newbies Replacing Veterans

    Following up on this post from last month, I'm happy to report that El Salvador is rotating veterans out and sending replacements to Iraq.

    Those Wacky Terrorists

    Notice that the BBC can't call a spade a spade in this story about the lighter side of Hamas.

    The Palestinian militant group Hamas has sponsored a mass wedding ceremony for 226 couples in the West Bank.

    The grooms, clutching copies of the Koran, stood opposite the brides in a stadium packed with 60,000 onlookers.

    Organisers said the ceremony was an attempt to show a different side to Hamas, which has carried out numerous suicide bombings in Israel.

    It was also a show of strength for the organisation, which is contesting Palestinian parliamentary elections.

    Fascinating. And the money shot?

    "This says that Hamas is a part of every aspect of Palestinian society. This is a message to the world - we are not terrorists," he [local Hamas leader Yasser Mansour] said.

    They send people with bombs strapped to their bodies onto school buses and murder children. They send people with bombs strapped to their bodies into pizzerias and cafes. They're terrorists. Of course, I'm not surprised that the BBC won't come right out and say it; that would require some journalistic integrity.

    Madrassa Shakeup

    There are important things going on in Pakistan.

    Pakistani police raided a madrassah in North Waziristan, arresting four, killing one, and confiscating explosives.

    Also, General Musharraf has ordered the expulsion of any and all foreign students studying in Pakistani madrassahs, saying that madrassahs must not be misused by extremists to spread violence.

    Pervez Musharraf: more toughness in one Pakistani leader than in the entire French Army!

    Succession Speculation

    I had no clue that there was a succession being watched at News Corp. Fascinating.

    Astronomy Watch: New Planet?

    Well, isn't this story interesting?

    Astronomers have detected what they are calling the '10th planet' orbiting our Sun.

    It is bigger than Pluto, the ninth planet, which is 2,250 km across, and was discovered by three US astronomers.

    It is the largest object found in our Solar System since the discovery of Neptune in 1846.

    The object, designated 2003 UB313, is currently 97 Earth-Sun distances away - more than twice Pluto's average distance from the Sun.

    It is in a peculiar orbit, unlike that of the other planets. Astronomers think that at some point in its history Neptune likely flung it into its highly inclined 44 degree orbit.

    I vote that the new planet be named "Hillary". It's cold, inhospitable, and distant, it's out of touch with the rest of the Solar System. Alternate suggestions include "Kennedy", "Schumer", "Durbin", "Reid", "Kerry", "Boxer", "Pelosi"... Okay, you get the picture.

    The State of Judith Miller

    Do you care about Judith Miller, the journalist who has been jailed for failing to comply with a Department of Justice investigation... I mean, uh, for maintaining her "journalistic integrity"?

    ALEXANDRIA, Virginia (AP) -- New York Times reporter Judith Miller, imprisoned for refusing to name a confidential source, said she is allowed to read and write in jail but has been outside just twice in three weeks, according to press freedom advocates.

    Miller spoke to a delegation of the Committee to Protect Journalists for about a half hour Thursday through a plastic partition, the CPJ reported on its Web site.

    "There's no good purpose in keeping this dedicated, honorable, committed professional in jail," Paul Steiger, CPJ chairman and managing editor of the Wall Street Journal, said after the meeting. The delegation also included NBC's Tom Brokaw.

    Wearing a dark green prison uniform with "PRISONER" written on the back, Miller praised the professionalism of the staff at Alexandria Detention Center, the CPJ reported. But she said she's been able to go outside just two times.

    "Boo hoo, look at poor me, I'm obstructing an investigation, so they threw me in jail, and they don't let me go outside whenever I want. Oh, woe is me!"

    Dedicated? Honorable? Committed? Professional? At the risk of giving anachronism a heart attack, none of these words should be used to describe anything associated with the New York Times. This woman is obstructing a legitimate investigation by the Justice Department, which means she's dedicated and committed to being a dishonorable criminal. Breaking the law does not make one a professional, and it's time that the mainstream media owned up to that and cleaned their act up.

    What's More Dangerous... ?

    ... than a bullet? A blood sucking liberal trial lawyer trying to bilk innocent gun manufacturers for misuse of their products. Luckily, it looks like Congress is about to end that problem.

    WASHINGTON — The Senate voted Friday to shield firearms manufacturers, dealers and importers from lawsuits brought by victims of gun crimes, a measure opponents said had been ordered up by the gun lobby.

    The 65-31 vote passed a bill that supporters said protects the industry from financial disaster and bankruptcy caused by damage lawsuits.

    "This bill says go after the criminal, don't go after the law-abiding gun manufacturer or the law-abiding gun seller," said bill sponsor Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho.

    But Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., and other opponents said the gun industry needs no such special protection. "This bill has one motivation — payback by the Bush administration and the Republican leadership of the Congress to the powerful special interest of the National Rifle Association," he said.

    Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., yanked similar legislation from debate last year when Democrats successfully attached an extension of the ban on assault-style weapons and the NRA dropped its support.

    Republicans picked up four more Senate seats in last November's election, emboldening gun rights supporters to try again.

    It's statements like that one that show you why Ted Kennedy could only get elected in Massachusetts. I'm not a member of the NRA, I don't have any stock in gun companies. I'm just a lawful gun owner who's tired of agenda-driven, money-hungry, frivolous lawsuits against companies that give Americans the capacity to feed and defend themselves.

    The Boy Scouts and Electricity

    Good grief. As if the group of scout leaders electrocuted at the national jamboree wasn't enough, another scout leader has been killed in California... By a lightning strike.

    29 July 2005

    "Too easy, drill sergeant!"

    A popular mantra among the Navy SEAL teams, particularly during BUD/S training, is that "the only easy day was yesterday". That wasn't the case for me today, as my run left me craving something that I never want: a longer run. That means that next week, the pace gets stepped up.

    I'm off to work, but I'll be back shortly, and do a short review of a couple of stories if any present themselves. Stay tuned.

    Pick Your Poison

    A few months ago I posted this question, but I've picked up a number of readers since then, so I'm going to pose it again. What's your poison? I'll give you two categories.

  • Alcoholic drinks
  • Morning beverages

    With respect to alcohol, my poison of choice is Guinness, pretty much any of the various types. From the tap tends to be best, otherwise I like it straight out of the bottle.

    With respect to morning beverages, aside from the standard milk and fruit juice one generally has with breakfast, I'm an avid tea drinker. My favorite is Stash's English Breakfast tea. I make it the standard English way: with milk and sugars. Four sugars. Yeah...

    So post it up. If your favorite drink doesn't fit either of the two categories, post it anyway, and have a great day. More this afternoon.
  • Political Wisdom

    If you want to understand anything whatsoever about politics, and if you want to claim to know what you're talking about, you should probably read The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli.

    Fun and Games in Belfast

    If you're not already following the developing situation in Northern Ireland, you should start.

    The Emperor's Old Head

    Constantine was one of the most noteworthy Roman emperors, and they've found his head in a Roman sewer.

    A 1,700-year-old carved marble head of Emperor Constantine has been found in a sewer in central Rome.

    Archaeologists found the 60cm (2ft) head while clearing an ancient drainage system in the ruins of the Roman Forum.

    Eugenio La Rocca, superintendent of Rome's artefacts, described the head as a rare find and said it was possible it had been used to clear a blocked sewer.

    Constantine, who reigned from 306 to 337, is known for ending persecution of Christians and founding Constantinople.

    Although most of his subjects remained pagans, he is credited with helping to establish Europe's Christian roots by proclaiming religious freedom.

    There. You've learned something today.

    Two More Snagged

    British police have arrested two more suspects in the botched 7/21 bombings. That leaves either one or two additional suspects at large.

    Yom, Tag, Jour, Giorno, Dies, Day

    What'd the Fly do today? I know you're asking yourself just that. It wasn't much different than most of my other days, really.

    I was up at 06:00, and got to campus at 08:20 or so. During our second break from Arabic class, I ran into one of my Socratic buddies, and it sounds like I've finally found someone to hit the gym with. That'll start Monday. He's a good Christian guy, and a former Marine, and we get along pretty well, so I'm looking forward to it.

    After class I made a call to England and talked to The Embalmer's Wife. Apparently she didn't even know that there'd been a second bombing attack a week ago in England. I haven't talked to anyone in the old country, save for a couple of quick E-Mails on 7/7, in over a month, so it was good to catch up on a few bits of gossip and discuss a couple of issues with her.

    I got to the gym a bit later than I had anticipated due to the unexpected length of the phone call, but had a great workout. One hundred situps, one hundred pushups, and fifteen machine-assisted pullups, plus stretching, followed by about twenty-eight minutes in the pool. I was tired and sore beforehand, I've been tired and sore since, but it's a good tired, and it's a good sore.

    At work I spent most of the time outside, washing the walls in one area of the building, eliminating cobwebs and unsightly dirt. I accomplished some other things, including burning some CDs, and then I stopped by Super Dave's place in an unsuccessful attempt to borrow a couple of books on running that he'd loaned me a while ago. Following that visit, I went to Sears to replace my cargo shorts, all of which seem to be developing holes from excessive wear and tear. In fact, even my Carhartt jeans are starting to develop holes in the same places. Very unfortunate, but hopefully a problem solved, at least with respect to the cargo shorts, for the time being.

    Now I'm here, and chomping at the bit to finish up this blog post so that I can complete at few other tasks. What's left on my infamous list? Or rather, what was on it to begin with?

  • PT - DONE (except for pre-bed stretching)
  • Bible - DONE (though I'll reread Ecclesiastes 6 before bed)
  • news - DONE (see below)
  • read (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea chapter 2.17, and maybe 2.18)
  • write (bibliographical stuff for both papers)
  • work - DONE
  • class - DONE
  • Sears - DONE
  • Super Dave - DONE
  • dishes

    I also need to prep my PT gear for tomorrow. So, basically... Enjoy the news updates. I'll try to post something in the morning, or maybe later tonight.

  • Junkyard Donation

    I'm sorry, I just have to laugh at this story.

    Canada will lend the African Union mission in Sudan 105 surplus armoured vehicles for one year to help in their efforts to restore peace in the wartorn Darfur region, officials announced Thursday.

    A team of 80 military personnel will also travel to Senegal next month to train AU soldiers in their use and maintenance.

    The 100 Grizzly and five Husky armoured vehicles will be ready to be deployed by mid-September and used by AU troops from Nigeria, Rwanda and Senegal.

    "This armoured vehicle loan is an important part of Canadas assistance to the African Union Mission in Sudan," said Defence Minister Bill Graham. "It will provide the AU with some of the key tools they need to safely and effectively conduct peace support operations in the troubled Darfur region."

    If it's anything like Canada's fleet of surplus British submarines that all need extensive repairs before Canada even has an operable submersible fleet, the Sudanese rebels won't have anything to worry about.

    Europa Gone Awry

    Good grief...

    Seven Frenchmen have died for al Qaeda in Iraq and other locations.

    The metropolitan London police chief, Sir Ian Blair, has criticized the use of a stun gun in the arrest of Yasin Hassan Omar earlier this week. I don't care what Sir Ian Blair says; if I'm trying to arrest a terrorist, and he's not going peacefully, I'm either going to hit him with a stun gun, or beat him senseless with a night stick. Also, in the same article, it gives some indication as to why he may have run from police: he'd been living in England illegally for two friggin' years!

    The Turkish government, which hasn't been completely helpful with regard to our efforts in Iraq, are calling on the United States to use bases in Iraq to attack Kurdish rebels. Aside from the fact that the Kurds are a larger minority than the Sunnis in Iraq, we'd have to have the Iraqi government's permission to launch raids against Kurds in Turkey. For one reason or another, I don't know that I see that happening.

    But wait! There's good news! Apparently capitalism works, and helps both rich nations like England and Italy, and poor nations like Albania! It's almost as if the capitalist apologists were right all along!

    Kid Killin' Mullahs

    How much are you willing to bet, after reading this story, that Human Rights Watch isn't so much protesting against the execution and unlawful detention of opposition leaders; rather, they're protesting against capital punishment in general?

    Keep in mind, folks, that these are the folks who think that sleep deprivation, orange chicken, and lemon fish constitutes "torture". Consider the source.

    Obviously, the mullahs ought to quit killing young people, unless those young people are murdering their fellow citizens, raping their fellow citizens, or molesting kids. The charges against the two youngsters in this story sound just a tad dubious. However, I have to think that the trust fund superstars over at Human Rights Watch and "gay rights organisations" aren't gonna do jack in this case, and don't really have any business telling any government anywhere what they should and shouldn't do.

    I'm not siding with Human Rights Watch, and I'm certainly not siding with the mullahs. As far as I'm concerned, they're both wrong in this case.

    In other Iran news, American investigators are still investigating the possibility that the new Iranian president was involved in the 1979 hostage incident.

    In Concert

    It appears that the BBC and the Council on Foreign Relations are now working together to spread liberal, anti-American propaganda far and wide.

    A prestigious US political research body has accused the US government of giving impetus to Iraq's insurgency through a lack of post-war planning.

    A Council on Foreign Relations study said the decision that reconstruction would not need any more forces than the invasion was a critical miscalculation.

    Too few soldiers, it said, had left the US ill-equipped to address security, governance and economic demands.

    Two things.

  • Since when is the so-called "Council on Foreign Relations" a "prestigious US political research body"? Call me crazy, but I was under the impression that they were a bunch of partisan moonbat leftists who enjoyed patting themselves on the back for spreading a "blame America first" message like the one discussed in the article.
  • If America had sent more troops to begin with, and sent reinforcements now, wouldn't the "Council on Foreign Relations" (i.e. Barking Moonbat Lunatics Society) be screaming bloody murder and throwing around terms like "imperialist" and "occupation"?

    Don't tell the BBC about any of this, though. We wouldn't want to hurt their feelings by showing them that they're a bunch of partisan hacks with no journalistic integrity or ability.
  • A Change of Pace

    Stories like this one seem to be a rarity, which is why they're worth posting.

    Following deadly bombings in Britain and other nations, American Muslim scholars issued an edict Thursday condemning religious extremism and calling terrorists "criminals, not 'martyrs."'

    The 18-member Fiqh Council of North America said Muslims were barred from helping "any individual or group that is involved in any act of terrorism or violence."

    "There is no justification in Islam for extremism or terrorism," the scholars wrote in the edict, called a fatwa. "Targeting civilians' life and property through suicide bombings or any other method of attack is haram — or forbidden."

    Many Muslim leaders overseas have made similar statements in recent weeks, but some have left an opening for violence to be used in certain situations. One group of British Muslim leaders who denounced the July 7 attacks in London said suicide bombings could still be justified against an occupying power — drawing criticism that it invited violence in Iraq, where civilians along with coalition troops have been killed.

    However, the U.S. scholars said in a Washington news conference that their prohibition applied to attacks on civilians everywhere. Their fatwa states that Muslims are obligated to help law enforcement authorities "protect the lives of all civilians."

    One of the biggest criticisms of the world's Islamic community after 9/11 and subsequent high profile attacks has been that Islamic leaders have been largely silent. There have been more high profile condemnations since the 7/7 attack, which is a good thing. It was high time about fifteen or twenty years ago that Islamic groups condemned terrorism and violence against civilians. Now, if the rest of the Islamic world would jump onboard and come out for the big win on this whole "war on terrorism" thing, that'd be just super.

    Another One Snagged

    There's more good news. They've nabbed a suspect in connection with the 7/7 bombing. The guy's name is Haroun Rashid Aswat ("Haroun" being the Arabic version of "Aaron", in case you were wondering) and he was arrested in Zambia.

    28 July 2005

    The New Apostles

    This is a post that will likely make Jacob Copper cringe and have nightmares; if you're not terribly religious, you might want to feel free to skip this post.

    I don't share the perspective of the Latter-day Saints, who believe in a succession of apostles. Today, the LDS church has a full set of apostles (twelve, I think, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles if I remember correctly). Anyway, that's not the point.

    The point is that, from time to time, I consider who in the modern era would qualify as an "apostle". That is to say, someone high profile who unashamedly espouses and promotes a sincere and compelling belief in Christ, and though they have their faults, and though they might stumble, they try their utmost to live a Biblical lifestyle.

    Here are a few that come to mind. Some of you may disagree with them. You'll have your chance.

  • C.S. Lewis, author (deceased)
  • Paul "Bono" Hewson, U2 frontman (living)
  • Mel Gibson, actor/filmmaker (living)
  • Billy Graham, evangelist (living)

    Your assignment? Post three to five individuals (you can use one or more of mine if you agree strongly) who fit the description who you feel could be deemed modern apostles. I look forward to reading your input.
  • The New Fly: Finishes Overdue Papers Fast!

    Last night, I typed up all the notes I have on note cards for my paper on Gnaeus Julius Agricola. Tonight, I did an outline for the paper on the family I get my last name from; well, my full name, actually. Tomorrow I start writing on one or the other of them.

    Forty pages, total. Probably more when all is said and done. Then I just have a non-time-sensitive ten pager to get done, and my undergraduate career is completely, totally, unequivocally over. Booyeah.

    And I finished everything on my list today. I rule.

    Book 'Im, Nigel

    They got one.

    Suspected bomber Yasin Hassan Omar is being questioned in London over the failed July 21 attacks after his arrest in Birmingham, police have confirmed.

    A Taser stun gun was used by officers arresting Omar, 21 - suspected of the attack near Warren Street Tube station - who was found alone in a house.

    Police stressed they were still looking for three other men over the attacks.

    Hopefully they'll get the information they need out of this savage to find and punish the rest of the cell. The Brits have a reputation for their police/intelligence work in situations such as this one, and no matter what leftists and partisans say about the accidental shooting last Thursday, the Brits have the opportunity to demonstrate what will be done to people who are caught plotting terrorism.

    This could be a major, major development.

    Kurdish Federalism

    What do you think? Should the Iraqi Kurds essentially be given their own state, so to speak?

    Shuttle Problems

    One of the big news stories today is that another piece of foam fell off of the shuttle. They don't think that Discovery is in any danger, and they'll be performing a full inspection, but this essentially grounds the shuttle fleet again, because the obvious worry is that if this chunk of foam could fall off, then what happened to Columbia could happen again.

    I blogged on this last December when the new fuel tank shipped. For the better part of twenty years, NASA used foam on the external fuel tanks that used freon in some way (either in its manufacture, or as an actual chemical component of the material, I'm not sure which). Because of all of the nonsensical hype about "global warming", and in spite of the fact that NASA had an exemption on the foam due to its negligible overall impact on the amount of CFCs introduced into the atmosphere, NASA changed to a different kind of foam. They had no problems with the previous foam.

    I'm not quite sure what else to say. The private sector has played a big role in the development of the American space program. It was contractors like Northrop Grumman, McDonnell Douglas, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, et cetera who developed and tested and engineered and built all of the hardware. Unfortunately, they did it on the government dime, which made it expensive, and makes it impossible to improve upon. Space needs to be opened up to private enterprise. If a governmental organization can take two and a half years to solve a problem, and still not solve the problem, after they essentially made the problem for themselves, then the difficulties go beyond the immediate issue.

    It'll be interesting to see where it goes from here, and I'm starting to believe that manned spaceflight may be in an extreme crisis, beyond anything we imagined previously.

    And, for some reason, I can hear Senator Kerry's upcoming unsolicited testimony on the issue in my head...

    "This president rushed to space! He went unilaterally, without building a strong coalition. He rushed to space without a plan to win the peace!"

    Ehhhh.

    Early Withdrawal

    I'm ambivalent about this story.

    BAGHDAD, Iraq — Iraq's transitional prime minister called Wednesday for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops and the top U.S. commander here said he believed a "fairly substantial" pullout could begin next spring and summer.

    Prime Minister Ibrahim Jaafari said at a joint news conference with Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld that the time has arrived to plan a coordinated transition from American to Iraqi military control throughout the country.

    Asked how soon a U.S. withdrawal should happen, he said no exact timetable had been set. "But we confirm and we desire speed in that regard," he said, speaking through a translator. "And this fast pace has two aspects."

    First, there must be a quickening of the pace of U.S. training of Iraqi security forces, and second there must be closely coordinated planning between the U.S.-led military coalition and the emerging Iraq government on a security transition, he said.

    "We do not want to be surprised by a withdrawal that is not in connection with our Iraqi timing,"' he said.

    I don't think that a quick withdrawal is the right way to go about ending the coalition presence in Iraq; to be honest, I foresee a coalition military presence in Iraq into the foreseeable future, along the lines of our presence in such places as England, South Korea, Japan, and Germany. I think that a quick withdrawal sends the wrong message, and essentially negates an ordered transition. I think that the best chance for continued stability in Iraq is an ordered, controlled transition, giving the Iraqi troops responsibility for taking charge of their own security as they're able. There are some excellent Iraqi units out there, that are kicking terrorist ass and taking names. I'm not confident that the Iraqi government/military will be ready for a near-total coalition withdrawal by next Spring.

    It may not be a popular opinion, but it's mine, and I think that it's informed. Disagree? Tell me why.

    27 July 2005

    Hitting the Wall, and Breaking Through It

    I'm establishing a warrior's spirit, a hunter's ethos. I'm establishing discipline. I'm kicking ass.

    Last night, due to several distractions, I didn't get to bed until about 23:30. (Thanks, Katie, April, and Sarah Canuck.) I set my alarm for 05:30, then reset it for 06:00, and got up at 05:46 or so. I apologize for not posting; I had an appointment for breakfast in College City with my young friend, YNB. We discussed Just War Theory, among other things. Outstanding.

    I went to class, and had a couple of run-ins with Annoying Girl, which I'll go into when I have a longer opportunity. Once that was over, it was off to the gym. I was composed, but excited to see that the hottie who works in the rec center's cafe was back; I was under the impression that she wasn't working there anymore after asking the other day, but it turns out that there was an error in communication, and she just had the day off.

    The workout? The same that I've been doing: stretching, then 3x, 4x, 5x, 4x, 3x, 2x where X equals minutes of running and , equals one minute of walking. It took all my discipline to make it happen, particularly on the last few laps since I desperately needed to use the loo. I finished out strong, though, and never took longer than sixty-two seconds before I started running again. After that I made a quick head call, then hit the stationary bike for long enough to read another chapter of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (I posted a link yesterday, go find it). I stretched out again, and then got showered, dressed, and gone.

    Now I've just eaten leftover Chinese food, and I'm about to change and go to work for about an hour. I'll be working tonight on another overdue paper in the push to get it all finished up, but I'll make a few posts. Keep posted.

    By the way, if you now, or have ever, gone by the alias "Q" and you're reading this, I've received the CD, and will give it a listen.

    Dietary Restrictions

    I don't eat tomatoes, I avoid onions... Actually, I'll just say it. I avoid a lot of vegetables. I've eaten black pudding (click at your own risk), escargots, calamari. Heck, when I was in France, I even let them feed me salmon eggs and guacamole as an appetizer. (Never again.)

    However, I have a particular medical condition that precludes me from eating green, leafy vegetables. How about you? Is there anything you don't or can't eat, for medical reasons or otherwise? If so, post it.

    Unexpected Visitors

    I just had a wonderful chat with a couple of boys from Salt Lake City. I'll give you three guesses who they were representing. My guess is that they love meeting guys like me who will have them in for a glass of water and chat about them with all sorts of different things.

    For various reasons, I'll never be a Latter-day Saint. I appreciate them, and I give/gave them more of a fair shake than most folks do/would, but I'm confident in my decision. Of course, that's no reason not to have them in for a nice chat and a cold drink.

    I would have fed them Chinese food if they'd have had it!

    The Brits: Tough on Terror

    (Link, link, link.)

    Prime Minister Tony Blair has given an important speech about the continued British fight against Islamofascist terrorism. Read the links. If he stands by what he's said, and continues to back it up with real, decisive action, then he could go down as the next Sir Winston Churchill.

    Put a Fork in Me

    Good grief. If I'm not breaky, I'm sure achy. Here's my day.

    I went to bed at about 22:30 last night, after having staged a bunch of my gear in preparation for today. Most of my gym bag was either packed or staged to be packed, my school satchel was essentially ready to go, and since I was on duty, I had two dress shirts and two pairs of trousers ready for the possible event of a call-out.

    My alarm went off at 05:30, and I reset it for 06:00. I got up at 05:59 and hit the shower with the goal of being on the road at 07:55, out the door the second Saved by the Bell was over, five minutes before I was done being on call. In the end, I was out the door at about 08:02, which was good enough.

    Three hours of class and two cups of tea later, I arrived at the gym. Because of my lunch appointment yesterday, and because of a slightly late start, I wasn't able to do my muscle PT, so I started off today with one hundred pushups, one hundred situps, nine machine-assisted pullups, and a couple of negative pullups (where you start at the top and struggle against your own weight until you fail; it's supposed to build the muscle pretty quickly). From there I hit the pool for twenty-eight minutes, then showered, got lunch, and came home.

    The original plan was to get to work at 14:30, but between trying to do my daily chapter of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and checking out a couple of news stories, it got pushed back to the normal time, 15:00. Once at work, I busted my ass, getting two cars washed in about an hour, plus all the other stuff I had to get accomplished.

    So now I'm home. My wrists ache from the pushups, pullups, and swimming. My ankle is a bit sore, maybe from the swimming, maybe from yesterday's run. My skin feels tight and dry from the extended chlorine treatment. My eyes are tired.

    And do you know what? I'd do it all over again. I worked hard in class, I worked hard at the gym (particularly on the sets of situps), and I worked hard at work. I've got more things to accomplish tonight, but overall, today was an overwhelming success. In spite of the heat I feel alive and motivated. I feel like I'm taking life by the horns and making it do my bidding.

    I rule.

    26 July 2005

    Archaeology Watch: Roman Puzzle

    Read this article about a Roman jigsaw puzzle/map. I'll read the rest of it and update this post after work.

    Snipped Tips

    Are you cut?

    New research suggests circumcision could be effective in preventing the spread of HIV among men.

    The study of more than 3,000 men in South Africa was done by the French agency for Aids and Viral Hepatitis.

    The data, outlined at a conference in Brazil, shows male circumcision prevented about seven of 10 infections.

    UN health agencies have cautioned that more trials are necessary before they will recommend this as a method to protect against Aids.

    Previous studies have suggested that men who are circumcised have a lower rate of HIV infection.

    "That's fascinating, Vanessa. What say we go in the back and shag?"

    Djimon Hounsou: Leading Man?

    What did I tell you?

    LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- "Being a character actor is nice," muses Djimon Hounsou. "You build yourself up, show a certain range of your ability. But at the end of the day, I'm really looking to be a leading man. That's really the goal."

    There's a calm determination in his voice that makes his objective sound like an inevitability rather than a celebrity's hyperbolic projection. On first impression, meeting Hounsou is much like watching him in a theater -- a quiet, intensely charismatic man with a bold, magnetic smile.

    Whether it's his powerful portrayal of Joseph Cinque, the leader of a slave rebellion in Steven Spielberg's 1997 film "Amistad," or his role as Mateo, a dying artist who befriends an Irish immigrant family in Jim Sheridan's "In America" -- which earned him an Academy Award nomination for best supporting actor in 2004 -- Hounsou brings a raw intensity to his characters with an endearing charm and believability that humanizes them.

    Even in his latest role as Albert Laurent, an elite agent on the hunt for Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson in Michael Bay's futuristic action thriller "The Island," he's hardly your by-the-book bad guy. As he plays it, Hounsou moves from an unflinching rogue to a thoughtful, redemptive soul.

    "Laurent was originally a very straight-ahead villain with no redeeming qualities," says "Island" producer Walter F. Parkes, who also worked with the 41-year-old West African actor in "Amistad" and the best-picture Oscar-winner from 2000, "Gladiator."

    "When the idea of Djimon came up we suddenly we had a very interesting back story for the character as an African from the French security forces, and we had the opportunity for this kind of quiet honesty and a sense of moral integrity that Djimon brings to his work that would allow us the opportunity to redeem the character. It was really a piece of colorblind casting, but Djimon's background only enriched the part."

    I haven't seen Amistad or In America, but I'll be honest with you: knowing that he's in those films makes me want to go see them. If a director had the intestinal fortitude to put Djimon Hounsou in a film as the lead, I'd probably go see it solely on that basis.

    I don't know that I see it happening, but it definitely should. The guy's outstanding.

    Dismantling an Atomic Bomb

    Don't you worry 'bout your mind
    Don't you worry 'bout your mind
    You should worry 'bout the day
    That the pain it goes away
    (You know, I miss mine sometimes)
    - U2, "Fast Cars"

    A Simple Question

    Okay, I'm not some chauvenist pig (April, don't say a word), and I pride myself on being a fairly reasonable person, all things being equal... But why in the name of sweet merciful glaven did I just see an advert for Vagisil during Saved by the Bell!?

    Honestly. Demographics, people. Middle schoolers (and recent college graduates) who are up at 07:00 aren't going to buy Vagisil. Let's get with the program, "Superstation".

    Accident Waiting to Happen?

    You know, I'm a big fan of the space program, particularly the glory days of the Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo programs. I even think that a lot of the stuff they've done with the space shuttle program has been worth the effort. However, I don't think that relaxing the safety regulations on the first launch after a major catastrophe is the right way to return to space.

    I also think that denying the astronauts the funding to do an EVA inspection of the spacecraft is unwise. Every night that I drive home from College City late, I do a walk-around of my car, I make sure that none of my lights are out, and that's just to keep the College City police from harassing me. This is a much more delicate situation than that.

    I think it's high time for the space program to be opened up, and completely opened up, to private enterprise, entrepeneurs, and such. If I were running things, I'd probably scale manned spaceflight down quite a bit, and concentrate scientific research in two areas: orbital telescopes along the lines of the Hubble Space Telescope, and remote robotic probes such as Cassini-Huygens and the Mars Rovers.

    For live web coverage of the shuttle launch, you can steer your web browser to Space.com, or I'm sure there's a link at NASA's website; you might want to stick with NASA's site, since you're paying for it already with your tax dollars.

    What do you think? What direction should we as a country be steering our space program? And Poosh, "finding the Vorlons" is not a legitimate answer.

    Japanese Star Wars

    Leave it to our friends the Japanese to come through for us where our Canadian neighbors fink out.

    Japan wants to put a missile shield it is developing with the United States in place in early 2006, one year earlier than planned, due to threats from North Korea and China, a report said Saturday.

    The move reflects the government's decision that a missile defense system is needed as soon as possible because of the growing threat posed by North Korean and Chinese ballistic missiles, the Yomiuri Shimbun said.

    The launch of the system would coincide with the timing of the revised Self-Defense Law, the mass-circulation daily said, citing government sources.

    If there's anyone who knows when technology works, it's the Japanese. Good on them for having faith in a system that's been proven feasible and usable several times.

    Europeans and Wannabe Europeans

    Just when you thought European and Canadian politics couldn't get any more trivial...

    A visit by the Canadian defence minister to a barren island in the Arctic has sparked a row with Denmark.

    Bill Graham landed on Hans Island, which is claimed by Canada and Denmark, during a tour of Canadian military outposts in the region.

    The status of the island - an outcrop barely 100 metres wide between Canada's Ellesmere Island and Greenland - has been disputed for more than 30 years.

    The Danish government says it will send a letter of protest to Canada.

    Two countries claim an island of no strategic, economic, or political importance, that's less than a hundred meters wide, and when a cabinet member of one such nation visits the island, the other sends a letter of protest?

    I'll give Denmark credit for being one of the few countries with enough balls to send troops to Iraq and keep them there. I'll give Canada credit for sending troops to Afghanistan, even though they seem to have developed a nasty habit of finking out on us. But come on! Aren't there bigger fish to fry than a visit to some stupid little ice-encrusted island?

    Progress in Uganda

    Have a look at this!

    A Ugandan MP is raising funds to send virgins to university for free.

    Sulaiman Madada says he wants to encourage schoolgirls to be morally upright and avoid early marriages.

    "We do not want these girls to get exposed to Aids," he told the Associated Press. Uganda is often held up as a model of how to fight HIV/Aids.

    I think this is a great idea; the carrot rather than the stick, so to speak.

    However, there is a money shot, and this one's unfortunate:

    Infection rates have fallen from 15% to 5% but critics say this could now rise because the government is promoting abstinence, rather than safe sex.

    Well, gee, isn't the whole point that infection rates have fallen because the government is promoting abstinence? It's stupid "howevers" like this that make me look twice at every BBC article I read.

    Recruiting Capital

    Hmmm, I wonder if this will work...

    Fugitive Taleban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar has purportedly called on the movement's supporters to unite and fight Afghan and foreign troops.

    In an audio tape, a man said to be Mullah Omar is heard telling his forces not to harass civilians while waging war against foreign invaders.

    Mullah Omar is one of the most-wanted fugitives being hunted by US-led forces in Afghanistan.

    He has been in hiding since the fall of the Taleban regime in 2001.

    I heard the other day on the news that the Taleban is conscripting fourteen year old boys at gunpoint. I don't think a tape of Mullah Omar, who can't even walk through the streets of Kandahar for fear of being identified and arrested by the infidels, is going to help to boost morale.

    If you're a member of the Taleban, and you're reading this, take my advice: Give up now.

    Archaeology Watch: Bulgaria

    From the totally excellent file...

    Archaeologists in Bulgaria have unearthed the treasure-filled tomb of what is thought to be a Thracian king.

    A golden crown, ring, armour and other artefacts dating back 2,400 years were found with the skeleton in a tomb near the south-eastern town of Zlatinitsa.

    National Museum of History director Bozhidar Dimitrov said the Thracian king was a young ruler who was buried with two horses and a favourite dog.

    Sweet. Read the whole article.

    Military Screw-Up

    The Department of Defense has admitted to an error in a press release.

    In a related story, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the LA Times, the Associated Press, and the rest of the mainstream media have yet to admit to biased, unfair, and even fraudulent war reporting for nearly four years.

    Pillow Biter, or Jerk?

    You're not going to believe this!

    SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- Friends say Lance Archibald is a tall, handsome former college basketball player and graduate of Harvard business school.

    He's also still single at 31, and so they're hoping to speed things up with a billboard and Web site.

    "I'm Lance, Let's go out!" reads the billboard on an interstate near Lindon, about 40 miles south of Salt Lake City.

    "It kind of came out of discussions we had, that Lance is such a good guy but not married," said Morgan Lynch, CEO of LogoWorks, where Archibald is the director of marketing. "Someone threw out the idea of getting a billboard."

    So why the concern over Archibald's marital status? As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, whose members typically marry in their early 20s, the 31-year-Archibald is approaching the male-equivalent of an "old maid."

    Friends say they're not sure what the Brigham Young University graduate and former Mormon missionary is looking for but tease "it's taking a little longer than usual for a guy with these credentials."

    So, let's review. This guy is:

  • A BYU graduate
  • A Harvard Business School graduate
  • A former college basketball player
  • A Mormon/Latter-day Saint
  • Thirty-one years old
  • Unmarried

    Hmmmmmmmmm.

    (For what it's worth, I'm sure that this guy is A) a very nice guy and B) straight as an arrow. It's just highly, highly abnormal for a guy with the first four qualifications to also possess the final two traits. I'm poking fun. Roll with it.)
  • All Class

    Did you hear about the Pennsylvania lieutenant governor who showed up uninvited to a Marine's funeral? She bad-mouthed the war, handed out a couple of business cards, and made time for the cameras, but not the family.

    Gotta love those Democrats. They're all class.

    Thankful Every Day

    Here are five things that I'm thankful for today.

  • The Matriarch. I saw her on the street in front of her house after taking a different way home from chance on a whim (for good reason, but that's beside the point). I stopped by to say hello, and ended up staying about an hour, and receiving a dish of ice cream, a chocolate chip cookie, a glass of milk, and twenty-five dollars that she shouldn't have given me, but that will help in my quest to return to Engaland.
  • Today I had lunch with a buddy of mine, a former Marine who, as a sergeant, ran an intel shop directly subordinate to a chief warrant officer during Gulf War II. I'd bought at least one time before, so he picked up the tab. It was outstanding to spend some time with him, especially knowing that we'll likely be working in similar fields, but in the same area, within a few years.
  • At the gas station this afternoon, I ran into one of my best friends from elementary, middle, and high schools. I'm a college graduate who has never done an illicit drug, never been drunk, travelled extensively, and has a bright future ahead. My former friend, who had better grades than me and a bright future throughout our school years together, is an unemployed college dropout who still lives with his parents, and has a "one year plan" to either be back in school full time, or at least have a job and move out of his parents' house. Ego boost for the Fly? Indeed.
  • My second of five papers is turned in. Only ten pages, but what a load off of my shoulders.
  • I kept running. The breath scarcely came, I had to break into mouth breathing, I let myself take a couple of two minute walk breaks in between sets (instead of the standard one minute break), but I kept running when I was supposed to keep running. It's not a total success, but it's a success in the right ways, and it will be better on Wednesday.

    Booyeah.
  • 25 July 2005

    Why the Sports Question?

    I've thought for a while that I ought to pick up a sport to "follow". Baseball's out, because the players are a bunch of 'roid raging jerks. Basketball and football are out because the players are a bunch of gang bangin' thugs. Hockey's out because it has to be the most uncivilized sport ever conceived. Sports that I'll refer to as "Olympic style" (running, swimming, et cetera) get almost no actual coverage, and are somewhat tough to watch and follow, so they're out.

    So what does that leave? You guessed it: sports that I'll refer to as "British sports". "Football", rugby, cricket, and golf. Now, these have to be narrowed down as well.

    Football (soccer) isn't particularly interesting, and most of the football enthusiasts in the States are a bunch of wannabe Eurotrash wankers. Don't believe me? Watch the episode of King of the Hill where Will Ferrell plays the coach of "The Wind". *shudder*

    Golf's out. It's completely asinine. Asinine clothes, asinine rules, and it's completely boring.

    A cricket game can take days, and it tends to be a sport for elite Brits. There's also less international appeal than there could be; it's essentially a sport for Brits and the residents of their former colonies, and nobody else.

    So where does that leave me? Rugby. So in the next couple of weeks, I'm going to read up on the rules, figure out a team to follow, and become a rugby enthusiast. It takes a real man to play rugby. That makes me a real man vicariously for following rugby. Right?

    Justified Revenge

    Swift-footed Achilles, with a scowl, replied. "Hector, I cannot forgive you. As there are no trustworthy oaths between men and lions; as wolves and lambs share no common heart — they always sense a mutual hatred for each other - in this way, there can be no love between you and me, till one or other of us falls, glutting with his blood Ares, the god who fights under the shield's guard. Remember every valor of yours, for now the need comes hardest upon you to become a spearman, a fearless warrior. There shall be no escape for you. Pallas Athena will soon destroy you on my spear. You will pay in a lump for all those sorrows of my companions you killed in your spear's fury."

    - Homer's Iliad, Book 22

    Super Fly: Sport Enthusiast?

    As with the education post, post your answers.

    Do you follow sports:
    If so, do you follow a sport in particular:
    Why do you follow that sport:
    What team is your favorite:
    Why is that team your favorite:

    Post your answers. I'll tell you why I asked shortly.

    24 July 2005

    The Sidebar Changeth

    I have completed the second of four (now five, actually) overdue research projects, listed on the side bar. I will submit it tomorrow in the early afternoon, then I'll resume work on a history of one of the branches of my father's family.

    I'll be away from the computer for a few hours. Fill out the survey, and read through a couple of the recent long posts, including Part of the Problem. I'll be back this evening.

    Fly Interactive: Education

    This post over at Squeaky and Ariadne: Random Bloggings has made me decide to post a bit of a poll. I'll give my answers; please fill it out, and either leave your answers in comments, or post it on your blog, and post a link in the comments section.

    What was your high school cumulative GPA: Around 3.2, I think.
    What was your SAT score: 1240 (630 verbal, 610 math)
    Did they get you where you wanted to go: Yeah, it got me into [Generic University], which has no standards whatsoever for enrollment, and it qualified me for Naval ROTC, which has reasonable standards for enrollment, but very high standards for scholarships.
    What was/is your major at university: History
    What was/is your university cumulative GPA: Around 3.11, probably 3.14 or so when all is said and done.
    Did it get you where you wanted to go: I suppose we'll see; I haven't started looking for a real job yet, and probably won't until about January.

    Believe it or not, this is something that I consider quite a bit. I wasn't an outstanding student in high school; in fact, there were several classes that I received rather poor marks in, and at least one that I think I failed altogether. I participated in several activities (newspaper advertising manager, forensics team, and audio/video), but not the ones that tend to get a whole lot of notice. I wasn't a National Merit Scholar, or in the National Honors Society, or anything like that. I made the honor roll a few times. Overall, I was fairly average.

    At the same time, I saw a number of people, including some of my close friends, doing a lot of things, including activities, that were specifically targeted at their upcoming college applications. I thought then, and I think now, that a lot of this was fairly ridiculous. People should be themselves, and get where they're going on their own merits, right? Joining FBLA or the cross country team, or volunteering at a soup kitchen solely for the purpose of padding a college application is just an example of impropriety, right? I thought it then, and I think it now.

    When I got to college, my grades were about the same. I put out some fierce effort in some of my classes, but in the first two years my ROTC commitments dominated a lot of my time, and I'll admit that I didn't study very hard. Once my junior year rolled around, I started hitting the books a bit harder, but even through my fifth year I wasn't putting out the kind of effort that some of my peers were.

    At this point, I regret some of my academic retardation during my college years. I should have worked harder, plain and simple. On the other hand, I went to college on my terms, and overall I'm satisfied with what I took from it. Aside from the ROTC unit, I got involved with three major activities, not because I wanted to pad my curriculum vitae, but because I was interested in the groups. I got involved with one of these groups not only because I was interested in it, but also because I wanted to learn followership. (The success of that particular exploit was mixed, come to think of it.)

    I am a firm believer that you get out of life what you are willing to put into it. Even if my academic life could have been stronger, I grabbed college by the feet and dragged as much as I could possibly get out of it, kicking and screaming at times. My hope is that that tenacity, my favorable (but admittedly non-stellar) academic performance, superior letters from professors who I was able to establish close friendships with, and my long-standing involvement in groups that I cared deeply about will get me where I want to go in life; not some facade of community service and long nights spent memorizing Calculus formulas. I want to get where I'm going because of who I am, not because I turned myself into someone else to please an enrollment official or a human resources manager.

    Lucky Seven

    Lance Armstrong has extended his existing record by beating the French at their own race for a seventh time.

    The guy's retiring, most likely richer than any of us could ever dream of, at the age of thirty-three. Thirty-three. That's retirement at a mere ten years older than your friendly neighborhood Super Fly.

    Outstanding.

    The Wasted Day

    Once again, I'd like to issue a hearty threat of severe beating to whoever the tool was who called and woke me up at 07:00; he essentially ruined any plans I had for accomplishing anything today, as I was groggy until 14:00, when I fell asleep for about four hours; I've been tired and unmotivated ever since.

    I'm going to go take my contacts out, and rack out. More tomorrow. Thanks for tuning in, folks.

    Part of the Problem

    Tech Central Station's got several articles demonstrating just how cockeyed the situation is in the United Kingdom.

  • The Logic of Pacifism - Michael J. Totten deconstructs the irresponsible and illogical argument that the 7/7 and 7/21 attacks can be blamed on British involvement in Iraq.
  • The Guardian of the Caliphate - Val MacQueen calls Britain's Guardian "newspaper" out for continuing to publish the articles written by a member of a radical Islamist group.
  • Is There a Place Called Londonistan? - Salil Tripathi outlines the counterproductive moves on the part of the British government in combatting terrorism in recent decades, and notes the extent of protection that radical Islamists enjoy on British soil due to such policies.
  • 'We Don't Need to Fight, We Are Taking Over!" - Paul J. Cella questions the continuing growth of totalitarian Islam in the Western World, and provides several ideas for stifling it in its infancy.

    Bottom line? We in the West, and particularly in England and some other European nations, have a problem. One of the most influential publications in my life has been Marine Corps Doctrinal Publication 1 - Warfighting. One of the central concepts it introduced into my consideration of the art of warfare throughout history is that of centers of gravity and critical vulnerabilities. (If you take the link, it's on page fifty-three.)

    In warfare, in politics, in business, wherever, your centers of gravity are the elements that are crucial to your success. For example, a couple of the centers of gravity in the American strategic plan are our air power and our ground armor. Americans fight wars with overwhelming air capacity, and on the ground the U.S. Army fights and structures its units around armored vehicles like the M1-A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank, the M2 Bradley IFV, and the Light Armored Vehicle. These systems, and their proper and expert employment, makes us essentially unstoppable under normal combat circumstances. That's why we so easily beat the Taliban's advanced technology of twenty year old AK-47's, expired surface-to-air missiles, and rocks. That's why we so easily creamed the poorly maintained, poorly operated Soviet-made Iraqi tanks in Gulf War I.

    The flip-side is what you have to look especially hard at: critical vulnerabilities. An example of an American military critical vulnerability is our reliance on fuel. Your critical vulnerabilities can be tied to your centers of gravity, but they don't have to be. Americans in combat, in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, protect their supply and fuel lines, just like a fencing champion will protect those parts of his body not covered with protective padding.

    Why am I giving you all of this background? Because it's important to understand when I come to my final point. In the Western world, where "liberalism" (meaning in this case representative democracy, freedom and liberty, pluralistic government, et cetera) is highly esteemed, one of our critical vulnerabilities has become the very values that we treasure. These values are being used against us. Islamists, whether al Qaeda or Abu Hamza al-Masri or the thugs over at al Jazeera, use the news media to their advantage. They use freedom of speech to incite impressionable young men to turn to violence. They take images and stories from the liberations of Afghanistan and Iraq our of context in order to sew discord and strife within Western societies. They clothe themselves in the protective blanket of freedoms fought for and firmly established by the Christian West, then turn around and engineer violent acts, whether military or political, with the eventual goal of obliterating those very freedoms and establishing a restored caliphate.

    Hopefully the recent attacks in London will serve as a wake up call to the Brits. The French, as much as I hate to admit it, have been cracking down on radical Islamists for several years now. The terrorist attacks of September, 2001 were our wake up call in America, and many in the conservative and "neoconservative" movements have recognized the need for a reconsideration of just how to deal with those who would use our freedoms against us. Democrats, at least the ones in high profile positions, have ignored the facts, putting a continued emphasis on the "basic human rights" of people like the terrorists detained at Gitmo.

    Unequivocally, Americans, Europeans, Australians, and other moderate, Western-influenced nations such as Turkey, Japan, and the like need to wake up to the fact that the Islamofascists aren't going to give up without a fight, and they're not stupid. They will continue to use our freedoms against us to sew the seeds of hatred in those who are weak minded, or frustrated, or angry, or impetuous. We need to examine our culture and find ways of countering and reversing such attempts.

    If one of America's worst presidents can avoid being ousted by debating the meaning of the word "is", then we can certainly discern ways to make our own culture, laws, and values work for us, and against our enemies, instead of vice versa. As Paul Cella's article notes, the time has come to do just that.
  • The Book List Part II

    Here's the second section of the book list, D through F.

    Daily Life in Ancient Rome by Florence Dupont
    The Darwin Awards by Wendy Northcutt
    David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes
    D-Day by Stephen E. Ambrose
    Dear Mom: A Sniper's Vietnam by Joseph T. Ward
    The Dead Sea Scrolls by Michael Wise, Martin Abegg, Jr., and Edward Cook
    The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward S. Gibbon
    Delta Force by Charlie A. Beckwith
    Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl by Tracy Quan
    Dilbert: Still Pumped From Using the Mouse by Scott Adams
    Dinosaur Island by Edward Packard
    Dinotopia by James Gurney
    Dirty Jokes and Beer by Drew Carey
    Disclosure by Michael Crichton
    Do You Know Boats & Ships
    Don't Know Much About the Bible by Kenneth C. Davis
    Doom Book Three: Infernal Sky by Dafydd ab Hugh and Brad Linaweaver
    Doom Book Four: Endgame by Dafydd ab Hugh and Brad Linaweaver
    Dragon's Milk by Susan Fletcher
    The Early History of Rome by Titus Livius Livy
    Economic Justice by Stephen Nathanson
    Encyclopedia of Ideas that Changed the World by Robert Ingpen & Philip Wilkinson
    Endgame: Solving the Iraq Problem Once and for All by Scott Ritter
    The Epic of Gilgamesh
    European and Native American Warfare 1675-1815 by Armstrong Starkey
    Exploring the Titanic by Robert D. Ballard
    Face of the Enemy by Richard Fawkes
    Faith of my Fathers by John McCain
    Fall of the Roman Republic by Plutarch
    Federal Textbook on Citizenship
    The Federalist Papers by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay
    The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien
    The Fifth Element by Terry Bisson
    First SEAL by Roy Boehm
    Flags of our Fathers by James Bradley
    Free Fire Zones by Kevin Dockery
    From the Gracchi to Nero by Howard H. Scullard
    From Beowulf to Thomas Hardy edited by Robert Shafer

    Sorted.

    Their Greatest Mistake

    British cops screwed the pooch.

    LONDON (Reuters) - Police admitted on Saturday they had shot dead the wrong man in a tragic error as they combed London for four men after attempted bomb attacks on the capital's transport system.

    Plainclothes police chased the man onto an underground train on Friday after he ignored warnings to stop, shooting him five times in the head because they feared he was carrying a bomb and was going to detonate it.

    "We are now satisfied that he was not connected with the incidents of Thursday 21st July 2005," police said on Saturday.

    The money shot, though, comes in a later paragraph.

    Muslim groups condemned the killing and expressed shock at the news of the victim's innocence.

    "To give license to people to shoot to kill just like that, on the basis of suspicion, is very frightening," Azzam Tamimi of the Muslim Association of Britain told BBC television.

    "It is human lives that are being targeted here, whether by terrorists or in this case unfortunately by people who are supposed to be chasing or catching the terrorists."

    I have to give them credit: the Muslim Association of Britain has absolute, no questions asked, unequivocal balls to make such a statement. Big name Muslim groups were doing absolutely jack up until two weeks ago to keep their constituency, British Muslims, from preaching violence. Now, a bunch of British born Muslims, who fall under their purview, blow themselves up and kill fifty innocent people, and injure hundreds more, and these blokes have the intestinal fortitude to second guess the police? Balls, I tell you. Balls.

    If the guy challenged police, as yesterday's coverage said he did, then it's an unfortunate, but understandable incident. I'll reiterate what I said before: if European police routinely carried firearms like their American cousins, my guess is that cooler heads would have prevailed in this case. British police should take steps to prevent this kind of incident from happening again, but the British Muslim leaders are the last people who should be criticizing the police in this case.

    Shameless Plug

    You know, if you're not checking out Veritas Forum every couple of days, you should be beaten senseless, like that jackass who screwed up my entire day by calling my house at 07:00.

    Reality Shows Suck

    I just had an idea for a reality show, that I'm actually robbing shamelessly from Zach Galifianakis.

    Here's the score. It's a variant of "The Mole" and it's about people who have frequent, unprotected sex with multiple anonymous and/or rancid partners. The title?

    "Oh, man, I hope that's a mole."

    23 July 2005

    Reflections on The Island

    You people need to go see The Island, especially if you're pro-life, or undecided on the issue. If you're pro-abortion (and yes, the so-called "pro-choice" people are pro-abortion, or as Super Dave likes to say, "pro-death"), then this film will be completely wasted on you.

    This film was outstanding, and it lived up to all of my expectations. There was over-the-top action, a hallmark of Michael Bay's films, but most of it is exceptionally believable; when you see it, the scene with an over-sized red letter is the one that's completely over the top. The film portrays the anti-septic world of the organized colony that is the penultimate refuge on Earth from a near-global contamination. A lottery is run to determine who, one at a time, will be sent to "the island", the last remaining paradise on Earth. Strict containment is maintained, and the vast majority of individuals eligible for the lottery wear white, while the administrators, consigned to spend their entire lives in the installation, wear black. The entire intallation is overseen by Sean Bean.

    This is, of course, a massive lie. The population of the installation, save for the folks in the black jumpsuits, are nothing more than clones, whose growth is accelerated, with images being fed to them in their "infancy" to educate them. The clones are force fed personalities and memories that cause them to be docile and trusting.

    Ewan McGregor's character, Lincoln Six Echo (name, region, clone generation), in a not-so-surprising turn of events, finds out that there is more to the world than he has been led to believe. Two of the recent lottery winners, a large black man played expertly by Michael Clarke Duncan, and a pregnant woman, are harvested and killed. The pregnant woman gives birth to a baby for her "sponsor" (buyer), who is apparently unable to conceive, then euthenized. Michael Clarke Duncan's character is sedated and undergoes surgery, but the anesthetic doesn't take, he becomes agitated, and escapes the operating theater, where his liver is to be harvested for transplant into a pro basketball player. The image of him bleeding from a chest incision, being physically dragged away by guards as he screams and cries "I want to go to the island!" is one not soon forgotten.

    The ending is absolutely outstanding; breathtaking, almost. I'll leave the rest for you to see, but the entire plot is great. There are impressive performances (two of them, actually) by Ewan McGregor, and outstanding performances by the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson, Sean Bean (who trumps his performance as Alec Trevelyan in GoldenEye, and Steve Buscemi.

    Especially impressive is the performance of Benini (Beninian? Well, he's from Benin.) actor Djimon Hounsou, best known for his roles in Gladiator as Juba, and his recurring character on ER, Mobalage Ikabo. I don't know if I'd call it a breakout performance, but his part is integral to the film's plot, and he pulls it off extremely well. It's unfortunate that he has a French (maybe it's from Benin?) accent, because my guess is that it will kill his chances at leading roles.

    Go see this film. If you have any doubt that human cloning would result in the wholesale harvest of innocent human beings, go see this movie. If you think that there's nothing wrong with embryonic stem cell research, that babies in the embryo stage "aren't people" then you need to see this movie. If you think that babies in the zygotal, embryonic, and fetal stages of life shouldn't be protected, or that they're not people, go see this film

    Thus saith the Fly.

    Rude Awakening

    I try to limit my use of Spock's "colorful metaphors" on TSTF, so I'm not going to say what I'm thinking right now. Some bottom feeder called my flat at 07:00 looking for my father, who I am not. Seven in the morning. He called and asked for my dad by first and last name, which suggests to me that he doesn't know my father well enough to just ask for him by first name.

    Bollocks.

    I don't know if there's a time stamp on that comment I left last night, but I didn't get home until about 01:30, and didn't get to bed until 02:00. If I knew who the wanker was who called and woke me up at 07:00 on a Saturday, no matter what time I got home and went to bed, I'd track him down and beat him senseless with my Louisville Slugger.

    This most likely means a nap this afternoon. Bollocks. Bollocks.

    Perplexity

    So, if a girl plays with her hair, continuously, on a date, does it always mean that she's interested?

    Also, if a girl pays for herself on a date, is that an indication of disinterest?

    Fly By Night... Friday Night

    After work I'm headed to College City to see The Island with a friend. Medved gave it a great review (three and a half out of four stars) today on his show, and confirmed what I've been saying for more than a month about this film: it's a pro-life film, and not just regarding abortion. It brings up serious and legitimate questions about the implications of such controversial issues as embryonic stem cell research and cloning, particularly therapeutic cloning.

    In comments to this post, my good friend Michelle left the following:

    The Island doesn't look impressive at all - again, another remake. I guess I mainly say that because in the past Michael Bay has directed crap movies (i.e. Armageddon and Pearl Harbor) and so I guess it's safe for me to believe this will be a ridiculously over-acted sap-fest too. It's kind of like if Quentin Tarantino made a new movie that looked remotely cool w/a nice cast. Still doesn't change the fact that he's a crappy director (and a stinky liberal to top it off).

    I'm not sure whether Michelle, who I generally agree with, is saying that it's another remake because she thinks that Michael Bay's films are all formulaic, or that she thinks it won't be impressive because Michael Bay directed it. As far as I can tell, it's not a remake of a previous film, nor do I know of any book that it's based on.

    Medved had his unfriendly comments about Armageddon and Pearl Harbor today, but said that not only is this Michael Bay's best film to date, but that the plot is strong, and that it makes sense, even with a series of surprise plot twists. I don't always agree with Medved's reviews, but I do tend to respect him as a reviewer (far more than I respect that lardass Roger Ebert, who gave one of my favorite films, Gladiator, a horrible review back in 2000). And I also have to keep in mind that even though Armageddon was way over the top, and even though Pearl Harbor absolutely sucked, they were both solidly patriotic films; even Armageddon, which had an overall message of global cooperation (not unlike Independence Day), had a lot of really motivating footage of the American military, NASA, and a bunch of child and adult characters who were fiercely proud of this American achievement of saving the world. I wonder if Michael Bay might not have some conservative leanings, beyond the token garbage fed to us by "patriotic Americans" like Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, and the rest of the lunatics in the Film Actors Guild.

    I can agree that Michael Bay absolutely deserved the Team America song lyrics that derided him for the craptacular crap fest that was Pearl Harbor. Even so, I'm really stoked to see this movie, and can't wait to review it for you folks.

    Until then, I leave you with the greatest advice I've ever received: Be excellent to each other.

    Thus saith the Fly.