31 January 2007

Fly Report: 31st January 2007

Good morning. I want you to trust me, just once, when I tell you that I you have three sevens, and I have a straight.

It's 48° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 18° Fahrenheit with morning snow showers.

The average price of oil is $56.81 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 8. The Fly is reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

In a parked car, in a crowded street, you see your love made complete.

30 January 2007

Upbeats and Beatdowns

My daily cycle (and by extension my sleep cycle) has been so messed up the last couple of days that my body doesn't know what to think. At any rate, I have a few items to note, and then I'm going to get my laundry out of the dryer and go to bed.

While randomly surfing Google Video today, I think that I found the best Frenchwoman ever. Gentlemen, observe Alizee. And ladies, well... Just forgive me, please.

I think I've found my next piece of field gear: desert tiger stripe utilities. I've been having a tough time finding trousers to wear down-range, and my two pairs of regular khaki cargo pants have been ripped, one beyond repair. If I could, I'd wear field trousers from Crye Precision almost exclusively; unfortunately, their first run of the new R6 line didn't include any khaki/sand field pants, only "carbon black" (for what reason, I don't know), and their representative has informed me that they won't have the new line for several months. At any rate, the desert tiger stripe design appears to be both functional and fashionable. In a related story, I think I'm most likely going to purchase an Arcteryx Echo Pack within a week or so.

I had something else to say, but I think I'll wait to actually say it until I write my upcoming post, "Why Are People Crazy?". For now, keep it real, folks!

Fly Report: 30th January 2007

Good morning. You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.

It's 50° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 26° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $54.18 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 7. The Fly is reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

Ah, the deeper I spin; oh, the hunter will sin for your ivory skin.

28 January 2007

Stuff Fly Wants: January 2007

I think maybe I'll knock a few items off of this in the coming weeks. In the mean time, here is yet another edition of the regularly updating list of Stuff Fly Wants.

Field Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 22001) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers and shirt
  • MARPAT Desert Utilities - $67.90
  • Six Color Desert Utilities - $39.90
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • U.S. Marine Corps green sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • U.S. Army ACU tan sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • UDT/SEAL Team Swimmer Trunks, two, size 36 - $35.95 apiece
  • Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83
  • Spec Ops Brand Light Sheath Deluxe (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand 40MM Pouch (Tan)
  • Arcteryx Echo Pack (Black or Crocodile)

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Clan Cleland tartan kilt and kilt pin - $400.00-$700.00
  • Doc Martens steel-toed boots

    Household Items
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Union Jack
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Orkney satellite image
  • Britain and Ireland Map - $10.99
  • Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Middle East Map - $10.99
  • Roman Mainz Gladius
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • The Maxim Coffin Coffee Table - $4135.00

    Books
  • Imperial Grunts by Robert D. Kaplan - $15.00 (Amazon price $10.20)
  • Orientalism by Edward Said - $15.95 (Amazon price $10.85)
  • What Went Wrong? by Bernard Lewis - $12.95 (Amazon price $10.36)
  • Travels of ibn Battutah - $18.00
  • Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab - $7.99

    Entertainment
  • Best of Chris Isaak (CD & DVD) - $24.98 (Amazon price $22.99)
  • James Bond Ultimate Collection - Volumes 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $359.92 (Amazon price $234.52)
  • 24 - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $269.92 (Amazon price $154.53)
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Firefly - Complete Series - $49.98 (Amazon price $24.97)
  • Kids in the Hall - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $179.90 (Amazon price $155.98)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • Apocalypse Now Redux
  • Gattaca - $14.94 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Stephanie Schneiderman - Live at Kung Fu Bakery - $15.98
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • Dire Straits - Alchemy - $27.98 (Amazon price $24.99)
  • Mystical Chants of Carmel by the Carmelite Monks - $18.95
  • 26 January 2007

    Fly Report: 26th January 2007

    Good morning. He's such a bad guy, Rebecca. I'm sorry if that hurts you, but I know these things; I'm not that good myself.

    It's 43° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 33° Fahrenheit with snow flurries.

    The average price of oil is $54.23 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 4. The Fly is reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

    You said you'd wait until the end of the world.

    25 January 2007

    The Elusive Plan

    Natalie: The thing is Casey...
    Casey: What?
    Natalie: With you, I didn't hear it.
    Casey: Hear what?
    Natalie: Did you hear it, Dan?
    Dan: I didn't hear it. Did you hear it, Jeremy?
    Jeremy: I didn't hear it.
    Natalie: Nobody's heard it. Nobody's heard the bell ring.
    Casey: Yeah.
    Natalie: Yeah.
    Casey: I'm gonna need a plan.

    Fly Report: 25th January 2007

    Good morning. The space between the bullets in our firefight is where I'll be hiding, waiting for you.

    It's 46° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 39° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $55.20 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 3. The Fly is reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

    He used to stay awake to drive the dreams he had away.

    Books, Entertainment, and Money: Triple Threat!

    Here are a couple of things about my life worth noting.

    * * *


    One of my resolutions for 2007 is to read at least twenty books: ten for professional development, and ten for leisure. I'm hoping to alternate them; on Saturday I finished Islamic Imperialism by Ephraim Karsh, and immediately started Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy. One thing I've been very happy about is that the first few months of my professional life have afforded me more time to read, something I was grossly ineffective at as a university student.

    At any rate, since I tend to organize things when I get bored or have impromptu time on my hands, I put together a list of some of the books that I want to read in the next year. Here are my lists, as they stand right now. First, my list for professional development:

  • The Battle for the Falklands by Max Hastings and Simon Jenkins
  • The Royal Marines by Julian Thompson
  • The Making of a Legionnaire by Bill Parris
  • Imperial Grunts by Robert D. Kaplan
  • Guests of the Ayatollah by Mark Bowden
  • Islam: View from the Edge by Richard W. Bulliet
  • The Age of the Caliphs by Bertold Spuler
  • Globalized Islam by Olivier Roy
  • Orientalism by Edward Said
  • What Went Wrong? by Bernard Lewis
  • Hizbu'llah: Politics and Religion by Amal Saad-Ghorayeb
  • Ottoman Empire and Islamic Tradition by Norman Itzkowitz

    Some of these are books that I was supposed to have read in university, some are books that I've picked up under various circumstances, and others are books I've heard of by reputation alone and want to evaluate for myself. I'm guessing that there are several (the penultimate entry, for example) with which I will have very strong disagreements, but I've always been a proponent of having both sides of every story in order to get a more comprehensive understanding of the world.

    As for leisure reading, some of these are fluff, and several are books that I started previously and just never finished.

  • Gifts of the Jews by Thomas Cahill
  • Doctor No by Ian Fleming
  • U2 at the End of the World by Bill Flanagan
  • Lost Moon: The Perilous Voyage of Apollo 13 by Jim Lovell and Jeffrey Kluger
  • Lord of the Flies by William Golding
  • A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

    So, I'm curious, since this is such a diverse and fascinating crowd: what books are you folks reading right now, and what books do you folks have on deck to read?

    * * *


    I placed an order on Amazon early this morning. I got three items.

  • Touch Down by Stephanie Schneiderman
  • MI-5 Volume 4
  • The Life of David Gale

    I saw Stephanie Schneiderman in 2002 when she opened up for one of my favorite artists of all time, the great Chris Isaak. I bought her current CD at the time, having really enjoyed her set; I waited for about two years for her to finally release another album that had one of my favorite of her songs, "All Gone", on it. When I was a DJ on college radio, I actually made a concerted effort to get her to come do a set in our studio, but it sort of fell flat. At any rate, I've heard the album on her website, and I'm looking forward to actually having a copy of it, even though a lot of her songs seem to be much better live than in produced studio mode.

    As long-time readers will know, the BBC drama Spooks, broadcast in America on A&E as MI-5. I've seen a grand total of most of one episode of the fourth season, so I'm absolutely stoked about being able to watch the fourth series (ten episodes; unfortunately, the Brits don't do a twenty-something episode season like we do), along with the first three series' that I already have.

    Finally, an anonymous former commentator on this blog has been bugging me to watch The Life of David Gale for quite a while now, so I went ahead and snagged a copy since it was only ten bucks.

    * * *


    I tend to think a lot about money. Money math happens to be the only math that I have any sort of skill at, and I've always enjoyed counting and keeping careful tabs on how much money I have. Although I enjoy a fairly comfortable lifestyle, I tend to be somewhat simple and frugal in my tastes.

    Having received one of the three W-2 forms I'll receive this year, and knowing that the other two will be minor, I've been running some preliminary figures on what my taxes will look like. Of course, I don't trust myself to do my taxes, at all, so I'll be taking them to a bookkeeper, along with receipts, pay stubs, and anything else I can come up with. If I get any money back, my plan is to invest it into a retirement fund of some sort, and start a tradition of doing that annually.

    I've also always been a saver. Sure, I can go into spending mode every now and again; I've been known to send gifts without occasion, just because I saw something that a friend would like. I love buying field gear, movies, music, and other wacky items like my hammock chair or my Utilikilt (which April will remember with a sadistic grin, as she was there when I purchased the latter item). Even so, I have this uncanny ability to stash money, even when I'm not making that much of it to begin with. In my current job, I work long hours, which has a double effect: a nice paycheck, and very little time or energy with which to spend it. I have several goals for my money right now.

    First, I'd like to return to the United Kingdom for a week or two during the course of 2007. I have friends in Sussex who I'd like to visit, as well as friends in Orkney. There are a few pieces of field gear I'll need to procure before I'm ready: an Arcteryx Echo Pack, another pair of Crye Precision Field Pants, and possibly an MP3 player. I'll also need a BritRail pass, and a few other items that I can't think of at the moment. That's one thing I'm saving for.

    Second, I'm in the market for a Dell laptop. My current desktop machine dates to 1998 and my current notebook dates to 2000; both still work great, but they're obsolete and they've been obsolete for several years now. For less than a grand, I can get a system that more than covers my personal computing needs. On the other hand, forking over that kind of money isn't something I do lightly, so I'll have to feel fairly financially comfortable to make it happen.

    Third, and perhaps most important: I need to start saving up the money required to move. Since the beginning of my tenure at my current job, I've known that I would hold this position for a limited amount of time. Tomorrow will be my nine month anniversary of having started, and I plan to go to another job, whatever it may be, at any point between twelve and twenty-four months after moving to Zoo Station. Even with a theoretical new job, moving to take that job requires money, and aside from having an emergency cushion for things like sudden, catastrophic vehicle repairs or emergency airline tickets to Salt Lake City (hey, it could happen), a comfortable movement cushion must be established before one can seriously look into finding another job.

    Essentially, I have my work cut out for me, but for various reasons I'm not too worried about saving up a comfortable amount of money in the next few months. Between wages and what will hopefully be a sizable refund of money that's rightfully mine from the government, I hope to have some of these goals accomplished by the middle of the year. I went into 2007 loaded for bear, and ambitious to the core; I'm excited to be getting a jump on things from the very beginning of the year.

    * * *


    Right then, time for bed. Stay tuned, folks. By the way, to anyone who's reading this: are there any other security, intelligence, military, or international policy issues that you'd like to see me address? The recent posts about Iraq and North Korea have really envigorated me, and I want to keep up the momentum of doing that kind of research. If you have any questions for me, feel free to post them in the comments, and if I think they're worth investigating and researching, I'll go ahead and get started.

    Okay, bed time.
  • 24 January 2007

    Fly Report: 24th January 2007

    Good morning. I'd like to love you, but I think you might be crazy.

    It's 43° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 37° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $54.39 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.50 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: boring - yet another picture of Comet McNaught, in spite of my protest E-Mail; and it looks like another one tomorrow.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 2. The Fly is reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

    I’ll take you places, I'll buy you things, I’ll show you places that you’ve never seen; come on, come on love.

    23 January 2007

    Fly Report: 23rd January 2007

    Good morning. Saint Patrick was a complete and total fraud: it was Chuck Norris who drove all of the snakes out of Ireland.

    It's 37° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 34° Fahrenheit with afternoon snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $52.43 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 1. The Fly is reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

    What do you want?

    22 January 2007

    Strongman

    This have improved slightly since that previous post that seems to have pulled even long-dead commentators out of the woodwork. I guess I didn't realize just how somber that post was until I reread it, but in retrospect I was, as I said, having an extremely rough few days. I expect that trend to continue, but even a brief reprieve to refit and get some sleep can help.

    As those who actually read the Fly Report (and I know there are a few of you) will notice, I finally finished "Islamic Imperialism" by Efraim Karsh. I enjoyed it immensely, although I find myself compelled to take it with a grain of salt after having discovered one research error and another possible research error. I immediately broke into "Rainbow Six" by Tom Clancy; I was reticent to start on account of it's nearly nine hundred pages, but having read for only two days I'm already more than one hundred fifty pages into it, so I hope to be able to finish it up within a week or so.

    Well, I need to continue getting ready for work. I may or may not try to post some news tonight. Take it easy, folks.

    Fly Report: 22nd January 2007

    Good morning. Sweet misery you caused me; that's what you called me.

    It's 39° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 29° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $52.76 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.98 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: boring; it's yet another picture of Comet McNaught, and I've actually E-Mailed them to ask them to put something else up.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 40. The Fly is reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

    You? You were acting like it was the end of the world.

    20 January 2007

    The Need to be Held

    Sometimes, you just need to be held. For various reasons, this has been a remarkably trying week for me. From the forecast for the near future, it's probably going to get worse for quite a while before it gets better. So, for reasons unbeknownst to pretty much anyone reading this, I feel the need to do something I've done in the past: post U2 lyrics.

    Van Dieman's Land - Rattle and Hum, 1988

    Hold me now, oh hold me now
    'til this hour has gone around
    And I'm gone on the rising tide
    For to face Van Diemen's land

    It's a bitter pill I swallow here
    To be rent from one so dear
    We fought for justice and not for gain
    But the magistrate sent me away

    Now kings will rule and the poor will toil
    And tear their hands as they tear the soil
    But a day will come in this dawning age
    When an honest man sees an honest wage

    Hold me now, oh hold me now
    'til this hour has gone around
    And I'm gone on the rising tide
    For to face Van Diemen's land

    When times get rough, and the time comes to demonstrate superhuman capabilities, it's a good opportunity to remember those things you're thankful for. Today I came back to Zoo Station to find a dissenting comment from my dear friend, Father Time, and a complimentary comment from another great friend, Peter/"sneaky pete". I want those of you who read and comment here, even occasionally, to know that I really do appreciate your patronage; it's one of those things that keeps me going.

    Right then, off to bed.

    19 January 2007

    Fly Report: 19th December 2007

    Good morning. Fallujah delenda est.

    It's 43° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 28° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $51.02 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: boring; it's yet another picture of Comet McNaught.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 37. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh, and I'll hopefully finish today.

    Looking for to save my, save my soul; looking at the places where no flowers grow.

    Quickie News Update

    I have to do a lot of stuff tonight, and at this point I have only an hour and a half to do it. That probably means that I'll only get half of it done, but I'm going to post four news stories anyway.

    A Taliban spokesman was captured recently, and claims that Mullah Mohammed Omar, the fugitive leader of the Taliban and former dictator of Afghanistan, is living in Quetta, Pakistan under the protection of various members of the Pakistani intelligence service known as ISI. (Fox, BBC) A Pakistani military official, however, has called these claims "absurd and ridiculous".

    The al Qaeda affiliate in the Philippines is the Abu Sayyaf Group. Filipino soldiers have killed Abu Sulaiman, also known as Jainal Antal Sali, a key leader of Abu Sayyaf. (Fox, CNN, BBC)

    After three previous failed attempts, China has successfully tested a ballistic missile capable of destroying another satellite by ramming it from its orbit. The test has been promptly condemned by other world powers. (Fox, CNN, BBC)

    And, in yet another display of why it's a bad idea to give Democrats too much political authority, the House of Representatives has passed a bill requiring oil companies to pay billions in retroactive royalties and taxes, due to an eight year loophole. A bill passed during the Clinton Administration omitted a standard clause requiring the payment of royalties on oil drilled from public lands. In an effort to increas tax revenue, House Democrats passed the bill in an attempt to retroactively tax that oil revenue. Congressional Republicans have pointed out that there is nothing illegal about the current bill. Anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of economics will realize that retroactively charging oil companies royalties and taxes when energy prices are already at unprecedented highs will only cause oil companies to charge more in order to make up the difference; far from raising tax revenues from big oil, this bill will punish the American people for no reason. For this reason, I'm firmly against it.

    More news will appear as my schedule permits.

    18 January 2007

    The Horror

    This is a rough week. I'll probably pull out of it; after all, being your friendly neighborhood Super Fly does imply that I possess superhuman powers. These include being able to hear ex-girlfriends rattle on about their new guys without the use of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. That's just an example right there.

    I apologize for the lack of a Fly Report yesterday, but I'm back with a vengeance today, and there are a couple of news stories to be posted tonight. Stick around, stay tuned, and for the love of Sneaky Pete, will somebody please post a comment on my North Korea dossier to show that it's actually been read by someone?

    I have a feeling that one cup of tea just isn't going to do it this morning. I've been up for an hour and I already want a Guinness...

    Fly Report: 18th January 2007

    Good morning. Open up to drink the wind, you tear me up when you come in.

    It's 43° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 18° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $52.31 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: boring; okay, NASA, we get it, you can see Comet McNaught. Seriously, do we really need two or three APODs of it per week?

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 36. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh, and I'll hopefully finish today.

    I know the truth about you.

    16 January 2007

    The End of Castro?

    Apparently Fidel Castro is in a very grave condition; or maybe he's not? If this develops into something, more concrete, I'll post it.

    Fly Report: 16th January 2007

    Good morning. Did you know that when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

    It's 37° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 25° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $55.94 per barrel, inching its way back up from a recent low. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 34, because Fly's been lazy. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    And in the daylight, a black bird makes a violent sight.

    15 January 2007

    Fast Times in the DPRK

    A few months ago, chickenhawk asked me for my views and analysis of the current situation with North Korea. I'll admit up front that my studies have focused primarily on the Middle East and South Asia. That having been said, what President Bush has described as the "Axis of Evil" turns out to be pretty much that: a collective of interconnected rogue nations and organizations, and North Korea is a crucial element.

    North Korea has been a strategic issue for the Western world since the end of World War II (when half of Korea became communist and the other half became capitalist). In the early 1950's, North Korea invaded South Korea, only to be repulsed in a three year police action by a large coalition led by the United States.

    The United States posts a large contingent in South Korea, particularly along the demilitarized zone on the thirty-eighth parallel. Although these forces are ostensibly ready to repulse a North Korean attack, their primary role is a political one: while North Korea might attack only the South Koreans, they are far less likely to restart a conventional shooting war with the United States. A couple of minor incidents (most notably the USS Pueblo incident) have occurred between the United States and North Korea in the last fifty years, and there are periodic incidents between North and South Korean forces, but the Korean War has been an official stalemate since 1953.

    An abbreviated review of North Korean missile and nuclear development follows, but here is an extensive report on the history of the DPRK's missile development, and here is an extended review of DPRK nuclear development.

    North Korea has been slowly developing nuclear technology since the 1960's, when it initiated its nuclear program using Soviet assistance. It kick-started new and extensive research and development on ballistic missiles during the late 1990's, basing its designs on Soviet SCUD missiles. In 1994, then-President Clinton sent former-President Jimmy Carter to secure a cessation of nuclear development from North Korea; a heavily biased (but factually accurate) article about the failure of Carter's mission can be read here, and another here. In August of 1998, North Korea tested the Taepodong-1 missile, prompting the international community to clamp down. Kim Jong Il agreed to a moratorium on long-range ballistic missile testing, promising that he would stop testing Taepodong-1 missiles. In July of 2006 year, Kim Jong Il made good on this promise - by test firing a Taepodong-2 missile instead. North Korea has carried out several nuclear tests (and several other possible nuclear tests) over the last couple of years.

    I'm under the impression, from my research and what I've seen in the media, that the current missile and nuclear capabilities of the DPRK are still limited. Intermediate-range ballistic missiles like the Nodong series, which are mostly variants of existing, proven SCUD designs seem to be reliable; on the other hand, the North Korean capacity for highly accurate targeting is questionable, as are the reliability and accuracy of the Taepodong series. As for North Korea's actual nuclear warheads, there are indications that they're either somewhat fragile, or possibly just unreliable. Reliable North Korean missile capability would allow DPRK strikes on South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, or American positions in either of the first two. However, the likelihood of North Korea being able to reliably launch a nuclear first strike on any of the aforementioned targets, let alone the continental United States, is questionable.

    Thus, North Korea is an emerging threat as a nuclear power, and an existing threat using conventional weapons. However, North Korea has everything to gain by testing these systems in a very public manner, and almost nothing to gain by using them against its perceived enemies. Although North Korea's national policy is one of extreme militarization, their conventional military would get trounced by the coalition that would almost certainly retaliate after any unprovoked North Korean attack. The bottom line is that these continued tests by the DPRK are international political posturing.

    So, why is North Korea doing this? As the world's only remaining Stalinist nation, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is colossally poor. According to a July article in the Wall Street Journal, North Korea's entire national economic policy is based on using its nuclear program to extort money from the international community. Kim Jong Il believes that his best bet at making money, ostensibly for his country, is by funneling all of his resources into developing nuclear weapons and delivery devices, and then blackmailing the United States, South Korea, Japan, and anyone else who wants to join in into giving him economic aid. Now, given that this is the situation, the question becomes: If he's probably not a threat, then why bother holding him accountable at all?

    The answer, my friends, can be expressed in one word (which isn't really my style, but here goes): proliferation.

    North Korea has a long history of weapons proliferation. During the 1980's, the DPRK supplied variant SCUD-B missiles to Iran during the Iran-Iraq War, and reportedly continues to supply them with various SCUD variants to this day. In the 1990's, North Korea supplied Pakistan with ballistic missiles in exchange for assistance in the development of its nuclear program by the A.Q. Khan network; they also supplied missiles to the Libyans. The record on North Korea's illegal arms proliferation is clear following the interdiction of the A.Q. Khan network and the full disclosure of the Libyans. Aside from missile technology and equipment, North Korean nuclear material made it to Libya, although some question exists as to whether North Korea knew about it or not.

    In short, North Korea's entire illicit weapons program is seen by Kim Jong-Il and his subordinates as a cash cow. They have been using both their missile production capacity and their nascent nuclear program to acquire much-needed funds for years. If they can use it as a scare tactic to extort money from the West, they will. If that fails, they can continue and expand their sales of nuclear technology and ballistic missiles to whoever is willing to pay them.

    So, what's the solution? This is where speculation gets difficult. One thing is clear: allowing the DPRK to continue on its present course is seen as unacceptable by pretty much everyone. Even China and Russia, who continually impede Western efforts to hold rogue states accountable, have participated in six-party talks in an effort to get the North Koreans to back down and suspend nuclear development. The international community has imposed increasingly harsh sanctions on North Korea, to the point that it has become one of the most isolated countries in the world. There is some advantage to this, as it makes it more difficult for the DPRK to export weapons; however, this condition can't be counted upon to stop proliferation of illicit arms.

    As far as military options go, none of them are good. A full-on invasion isn't promising, not only because the world's troops are tied up in Iraq and Afghanistan, but because North Korea is heavily militarized, along the same lines as Japan by the end of World War II. North Korean society is built on a massive personality cult with Kim Jong-Il and his late father at the center. Whether out of adoration or fear, an invading and occupying coalition would have its hands full; not to mention that any invasion would be immediately answered by artillery and possibly nuclear barrages against South Korea (and possibly Japan) by North Korea.

    Strategic bombing is another option. Although it's possible that other facilities exist, the primary North Korean nuclear facility is at Yongbyon. While human intelligence is difficult to obtain, my guess is that satellite imagery gives fairly strong indicators of where North Korea's secondary nuclear facilities are. Also, covert SCUD launcher recon and elimination is nothing new.

    As far as I'm concerned, the way President Bush and his peers are proceeding is good. An extremely aggressive stance could lead the already-paranoid North Korean leadership to do something prematurely stupid. However, as the French, British, and German diplomatic coalition that tried to talk down Iran proves, diplomacy without a credible and legitimate threat of force to back it up is worthless, as diplomacy is something that two parties do as an alternative to the use of force. No matter how crazy Kim Jong-Il may be, any chance of extinguishing his nuclear program once and for all requires him to understand that military, political, and/or economic force can and will be brought to bear on North Korea. The bottom line is that this particular situation is slightly more stable, but simultaneously more delicate, than situations elsewhere in the world.

    Ironically, part of Kim Jong-Il's paranoia comes from believing that he has more to gain by standing off against the rest of the world than by complying. Why is this ironic? Because there's a very clear and present example that unconditional compliance results in economic and political benefits, as John Bolton pointed out in a 2004 speech in South Korea. Since Libya abandoned its WMD programs in 2003, Western nations have opened embassies, invested in Libya's petroleum infrastructure, and other industries. For the time being, though, it's a big, ugly, ridiculous standoff.

    Having discussed this serious matter (and having worked on it for a solid week), here's some related chicanery.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    Fly Report: 15th January 2007

    Good morning. No commercials, no mercy!

    It's 48° Fahrenheit with partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 16° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $52.73 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 33, because Fly's been lazy. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    October, and the trees are stripped bare of all they wear; what do I care?

    12 January 2007

    Fly Report: 12th January 2007

    Good morning. If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that ******* dog!

    It's 48° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 5° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $52.02 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.94 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 33. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    It's falling, it's falling, and outside the buildings are tumbling down.

    11 January 2007

    Fly Report: 11th January 2007

    Good morning. Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.

    It's 43° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 14° Fahrenheit with snow showers and wind.

    The average price of oil is $53.44 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.94 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 32. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.

    Father Time and Fly on Iraq

    President Bush has just completed an address to the nation outlining his plan for a change in strategic direction in an effort to bring Iraq under control. The plan calls for a surge of more than twenty thousand troops, most of which will be deployed to Baghdad in order to support continuing efforts to secure the most violent area in Iraq. Four thousand such troops will be deployed to al Anbar province, the home turf of al Qaeda's forces in Iraq, in an effort to cut off support for the anti-Shi'i/anti-American Sunni insurgency, which is in turn causing the rise of Shi'i militias and death squads. The plan also calls for the relaxation of rules of engagement for Coalition and Iraqi forces (particularly those securing Baghdad and al Anbar), stricter requirements for the Iraqi government with regard to meeting political and security goals, and the introduction of more American reconstruction crews. The goal is to give American and Iraqi forces the resources and capabilities they need in order to clear terrorists from neighborhoods, secure those neighborhoods once they're clear, and rebuild them once they're secured.

    Father Time and I have discussed the Iraq War a number of times, and each and every time we have agreed to disagree on a number of points. It's an interesting juxtaposition: I'm the expert in tactics, strategy, and Middle Eastern culture and history; while Father Time has the benefit of experience and sage wisdom from a lifetime of living and observing the world. We decided recently that it would be productive, both for us and for our readers, if we had a frank, respectful, and honest debate on the issue of Iraq.

    I have stated, continually and unequivocally, that I supported the invasion in 2003 and I have supported the mission ever since, to the degree that I currently support the mission as a full-time job. I believe that stopping our mission with nothing more than a victory in Afghanistan would have demonstrated short-sightedness and ignorance, and I believe that Iraq was the logical next step. In my recent Iraq FAQ, I outlined why I feel the Iraq War was justified at the time, and why I believe that President has been vindicated by the (largely un-reported) finds since the invasion.

    Without embarking on a lengthy and verbose strategic and/or political treatise, I feel that the Iraq War has proven more challenging than anyone could have realistically anticipated. I believe that the key to a solid, decisive victory lies in the following major points:

  • Complete and total border security - particularly on the Syrian, Iranian, and Saudi borders
  • Civil affairs - turning citizen-soldiers into citizen-soldier-diplomats
  • More extensive recruiting and implementiation of special forces and intelligence personnel
  • A federal system giving relative autonomy to the Kurds, the Shi'is, and the Sunnis
  • An unwavering commitment to stay the course until Iraq is ready to stand on its own, without equivocation, regardless of the American political climate

    There are obviously more items, and more specifics, but these are the most glaring problems in Iraq as far as I can tell.

    I am tired of Congresional Democrats, who spend more time wetting their fingers and raising them into the wind to determine the political climate than they do concerning themselves with the real requirements of our national security. Ever since President Bush was elected, Congressional Democrats have had no more tangible platform than to oppose everything President Bush has attempted to accomplish. Their criticism of President Bush has lacked one crucial element: any trace of an alternative plan, save for those who call for an immediate surrender (which is what a withdrawal would essentially signal). For lack of a term more perfect than the one I'll use, Congressional Democrats have pursued a political agenda that is completely and totally masturbatory. I was not convinced in 2001, nor have I been convinced at any other time in the intervening years, that Congressional Democrats understand or appreciate the threat to America, Western Civilization, or civilization in general.

    These things having been established, and with many more things that could be said, I will establish the following points that I believe Father Time and I must agree on (or, otherwise, discuss further) before any further debate can occur.

  • A threat to our very way of life exists from militant Islam.
  • Ignoring the problem will not make it go away.
  • What has happened up to this point can not be undone, so we should focus on the future, not dwell in the past.

    These things having been established, I shall fire my first shot by inquiring of my distinguished friend and colleague: if President Bush's solution to the continued challenges in Iraq is incorrect, what is a better solution?

    Father Time's responses will appear on his blog, while my responses will appear here at TSTF. I eagerly await his initial response.
  • 2007: Resolved

    In the end, I wasn't able to come up with any resolutions for 2007 beyond what I had already established prior to New Years Eve. So, about ten days late, here is the list of things that this particular Super Fly wants to accomplish this year.

  • Complete the BUD/S Warning Order Workout
  • Read at least twenty books - ten for leisure, ten for professional development
  • Embark on one photographic expedition every other month

    I think I've had that first item on my list of resolutions for, like, the past five years or so. Maybe this will be my year. I keep both a list of my annual goals and a list of my life goals, so at this point my life goals are as follows:

  • See Pompeii, Libya, Skellig Michael, and a U2 concert
  • Revisit Orkney, Wyoming, and Washington D.C.
  • Live in the United Kingdom again (temporarily, not permanently)
  • Write a book, and get it published
  • Get a master's degree in Military History, International Relations, Counterterrorism, or Geography
  • Learn Latin, French, German, Irish Gaelic, and Arabic
  • Complete the BUD/S Warning Order Workout and run a ten kilometer race
  • Have retirement homes in Orkney and Wyoming
  • Read the Talmud
  • Kill a wild boar
  • Save the world

    There was one additional item on the list that I decided to take off: become a husband and father. I wouldn't say that this is no longer one of my goals, but I decided that a list like this required items that were entirely under my control. As far as I'm concerned, my capacity to get married is something that I have oly partial control over; and although I'm physically able to procreate without getting married, that's not something I plan to do.

    So, there you have it, folks. Just out of curiosity, has anyone already either broken their resolution(s), or completed it/them?
  • 10 January 2007

    Fly Report: 10th January 2007

    Good morning. And in that moment, Dan was reminded once again why he wanted to write in the first place. It's for the same reason anybody does anything: to impress women.

    It's 39° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 37° Fahrenheit with snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $54.87 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.94 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 31. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    You don't have to go blind.

    09 January 2007

    Fly Report: 09th January 2007

    Good morning. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

    It's 45° Fahrenheit with light rain and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 38° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $54.51 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.94 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 30. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    Tuba mirum, spagrens sonum, descendit in inferno.

    Fly Goes Nork

    This message is primarily for chickenhawk, but others may be interested as well. I've started researching and writing my analysis of the situation in North Korea, and I'm picking up information as I go that's shocking me - I had no clue how far the trail of North Korea's WMD proliferation went.

    At the rate I'm going, if I can keep doing thirty or forty minutes of work every night, I'd hope to finish up by Thursday and finally get it posted. So, expect my long-awaited (and quite possibly overrated, but we'll see) dossier on North Korea by the end of the week.

    Also, if I get any down time at work tomorrow, in addition to finishing up a letter to my friend who's in the Peace Corps in Mauritania, I'll finalize my 2007 Resolutions and post them tomorrow evening.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    08 January 2007

    Fly Report: 08th January 2007

    Good morning. I am being selfish, but the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

    It's 43° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 34° Fahrenheit with morning snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $56.42 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.93 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: lame.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 29. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    I know I hurt you and I made you cry.

    07 January 2007

    Democracy in Iraq

    The Fly's friend, confessor, and resident red cell, Father Time, posed the following question after reading the Iraq FAQ:

    How about this - did we ever at any time prior to going after Saddam say our goal was to also bring democracy to Iraq?

    I don't remember reading that was a goal. Instead, after deposing Saddam, we dismantled the existing government, leaving Iraq with a mammoth rebuilding job we and they were not prepared for.

    The issue of infrastructure was a fair one; I don't know that anyone was prepared for just how fragile the Iraqi infrastructure was at the time of the invasion. Personally, I'd file this under two headings: humanitarian abuses by Saddam Hussein, and things to remember the next time we're in a similar situation.

    The core question, though, is what our actual outlook in Iraq was with regard to deposing the existing government. What few people realize is that the American policy in Iraq as far back as the Clinton Administration was one of regime change. While exchanging dictatorship for legitimate democracy can't be directly implied from that, it's a logical assumption that the best case scenario would be to change a totalitarian regime to a free and democratic one.

    The existing government had to be dismantled. It was populated almost entirely by Sunnis, who are a minority in Iraq, and the Hussein regime was rampant with nepotism and croneyism. The Iraqi government under Saddam Hussein consisted almost entirely of Saddam Hussein's lackeys and family, which is one of the reasons why he was able to hold power for so long. Leaving the existing government intact would have resulted in another Baathist taking power, and carrying on business as usual. Even so, if you'll remember, prior to the 2003 invasion the coalition leaders offered to avert the war if Saddam fully and completely cooperated with the IAEA/UNMOVIC inspectors, and later offered to avert the war if he and his croneys surrendered and went into exile.

    So, between the regime change mandate that continued from President Clinton to President Bush, the mandate to replace the Taliban dictatorship with a free and democratic republic, and the fact that free and democratic nations neither attack other free and democratic nations nor support terrorism, the requirement to replace the Iraqi regime with a democracy was implicit in the 2003 mandate.

    06 January 2007

    The Iraq FAQ

    Regardless of the current state of affairs in Iraq, there are a lot of erroneous statements that float around about the Iraq War. Some are misconceptions, some are conspiracy theories, some are flat out lies, and others are based on preliminary information that was later disproven. Over the last few days, I've put together a list of some of the most common inaccuracies about Iraq, found corrective sources for most, and answered all of them. This list may grow at some point, but for now, I'm posting what I have.

    Remember, ladies and gentlemen, that information is power. People can possess this information and still disagree with the Iraq War, or dislike President Bush. Intellectual honesty counts: it's better to be informed and disagree, than disagree (or agree, for that matter) in ignorance.

    Q: Isn't the war in Iraq all about oil?
    A: It would have been much easier to ease the sanctions on Iraq and import Iraqi oil legally (albeit immorally). While oil, and the petroleum resources in the broader Middle East are a factor, saying that the Iraq War was a war for oil is every bit as simplistic as saying that the American Civil War was about slavery; and the latter statement is more accurate than the former.

    Q: Didn't President Bush invade Iraq because he wanted revenge against Saddam Hussein for trying to have his father killed?
    A: What's more likely, that the Iraq War was some giant revenge conspiracy, or that Iraq had been a continual problem for several decades, drawing the attention of three American presidents? If Bush's only target was Saddam Hussein, why didn't he have covert CIA operatives infiltrate Iraq, hunt Hussein down, and assassinate him? The Bush/Saddam Revenge theory may be very scandalous and exciting, but there is no evidence to back it up.

    Q: Wasn't the invasion of Iraq prompted solely by President Bush and Vice President Cheney, because of their shady business interests?
    A: While President Bush and Vice President Cheney have ties to big business, this has more to do with the versatility of leadership skills and networking. Unless someone provides hard evidence of a conspiracy, this claim will remain nothing more than a conspiracy theory. However, the French and Russians, who vehemently opposed the Iraq War, were found on numerous occasions to have had shady dealings with the Hussein Regime that most likely influenced their policies of opposition to the 2003 invasion. Russian diplomats unsuccessfully tipped the Iraqis off to American operational plans, a Russian company sold GPS jammers to Iraq, and numerous French officials were indicted in the Oil-for-Food scandal. A greater deal of evidence exists for corruption among Iraq War opponents than for Iraq War participants.

    Q: Didn't America supply weapons to Saddam Hussein in the 1980's? All of Iraq's supposed weapons of mass destruction were American in origin anyway, so what moral or legal authority did America have to invade Iraq?
    A: The American government provided minimal assistance to Iraq during the 1980's because Iraq was seen (accurately at the time) as the lesser of two evils in the Iran-Iraq War. American contributions were less than one percent of international arms sales to Iraq during the period in question; this is why coalition forces in 1991 were shooting down Soviet-made MiG aircraft and T-72 tanks. Iraq was a socialist state, and a Soviet client nation. American ties to Iraq were never especially strong; although some dual-use sales were highly questionable, the level of support for Iraq from America has been vastly overstated by critics of the United States.

    Q: The 2003 invasion was the right war at the wrong time. If Hussein was going to be removed, shouldn't it have happened in 1991?
    A: The situation in Iraq right now may have been prevented by a full 1991 invasion. However, the original 1991 United Nations mandate was limited to liberating Kuwait - no contingency for carrying out justice against the Iraqi regime was allowed. Had the Coalition continued with a direct campaign against Iraq itself, coalition members such as Bahrain, Morocco, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, and the United Arab Emirates would have withdrawn their support in protest. After 9/11, the danger posed by Saddam Hussein's support for international terrorism outweighed the threat of opposition from Iraq's neighbors. So, while a solution in 1991 would likely have been better than the same solution in 2003, international politics prevented a decisive solution at that time. Also, had Saddam's sons Uday and Qusay taken over upon his death, the situation would have been worse than it had been under Saddam.

    Q: Didn't Ambassador Joe Wilson refute President Bush's claims that Iraq tried to buy yellow cake uranium from Niger?
    A: Joe Wilson was incorrect; subsequent investigations have confirmed that the Iraqi government sought yellow cake uranium from Niger prior to the 2003 invasion (link, link). At any rate, President Bush's statement during the 2003 State of the Union address reported only what British intelligence had reported to American officials; this may sound nit-picky, but semantics are important in matters of international politics. Coincidentally, Iraqi uranium oxide ("yellow cake") was found in a shipment of scrap metal in Rotterdam in January of 2004.

    Q: Wasn't the intelligence that Secretary of State Colin Powell presented at the Security Council in 2003 overplayed and inaccurate?
    A: Every intelligence agency in the world agreed on the existence of illicit Iraqi weapons, and the intelligence provided by the State Department in early 2003 was the best intelligence available from the American and British intelligence agencies. What's more likely: that the entire world was wrong about Saddam Hussein's illegal weapons, or that the illicit materials were removed in the months leading up to the invasion?

    Q: Didn't they fail to find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
    A: Hundreds of chemical and biological rounds have been found in Iraq since the 2003 invasion. In addition, an Iraqi chemical weapons lab was found in 2005. In 2004, Danish troops found chemical-ready artillery rounds; although they were later determined to have no chemical residue, why would the Hussein regime keep chemical rounds if it didn't intend to reconstitute its illicit weapons programs?

    Q: Even if Iraq had possessed weapons of mass destruction, they couldn't have possibly been moved; could they?
    A: The lengthy lead-up to the Iraq War provided ample opportunity for Hussein to arrange removal of illicit weapons. One example of this is the possible removal of weapons, explosives, and documents by Russian operatives directly prior to the 2003 invasion; note the previous assistance the Iraqis received from the Russians, and imagine the fallout Russia would have faced if invading forces had found illegal Russian contributions to Iraq's weapons programs. What's more likely: that the Iraqis destroyed their remaining weapons on good faith after deceiving and ousting the UNMOVIC/IAEA inspectors, or that the Hussein regime used the time to temporarily (or so they hoped) spirit their illicit supplies away to their allies? The HMX that disappeared from the al Qaqaa depot can be used in the development of nuclear weapons - it was forbidden for Iraq to possess under the terms of the 1991 ceasefire. Doesn't this seem more like evidence of a nascent nuclear program than a coincidental dual-use material?

    Q: The Iraqis had no ties to al Qaeda. How could Iraq have been any kind of threat to the United States?
    A: There is a difference between al Qaeda and 9/11; there is strong evidence for an operational link between the Hussein regime and al Qaeda, even though there was no link between Iraq and 9/11. (For the record, the Bush Administration never claimed a link between Iraq and 9/11, only that they were investigating the possibility; again, semantics are important in international politics.) The Hussein regime was one of the world's leading state sponsors of terrorism; most people don't realize that terrorism goes beyond Osama bin Laden, and that the various Islamist terrorist groups are nearly all related in one way or another. Hussein publicly funded Hamas, Islamic Jihad and other terrorist organizations. These groups have been listed since at least as far back as the Clinton administration as foreign terrorist groups that threaten America's national security and interests, according to a list published by the State Department. While the public face of the war revolved around illegal weapons, it was Hussein's support for terrorist organizations that was the biggest threat, and the reason for the coalition invasion.

    Q: Wasn't Saddam Hussein contained? How could he have possibly threatened the region or the rest of the world?
    A: Aside from his aforementioned sponsorship of terrorist organizations, the Hussein regime had launched unprovoked, unilateral attacks on Israel and Kuwait. Iraq also initiated an eight year war against Iran in which the Iraqi regime used chemical and biological weapons. Following the 1991 Persian Gulf War, Iraqi military forces made frequent attempts to shoot down coalition aircraft patrolling the U.N. mandated No-Fly zones. Hussein was also able to smuggle in illegal contraband, just not as quickly as before. Hussein's options may have been limited under the sanctions, but his containment was far from complete.

    Q: The Iraqis were under no threat from Saddam Hussein. Weren't Iraqi citizens better off before the war?
    A: Under Hussein, the Iraqi government carried out a systematic program of destruction against the Kurds and Shi'is. This included employment of chemical and biological weapons. The Hussein regime had a well documented history of torturing and murdering dissidents and undesirables. Following the 1991 Persian Gulf War, the Hussein regime systematically corrupted the U.N. Oil-for-Food program; a program designed to feed the Iraqi people during punitive sanctions was perverted for the benefit of the Hussein regime, United Nations officials, and foreign agencies that provided illicit materials to Iraq illegally. While the average lifespan for an Iraqi citizen declined sharply after 1991 and the infant mortality rate climbed, the Iraqi government built palaces for Saddam Hussein while simultaneously importing contraband materials.

    Q: Wasn't the Iraq War illegal? Didn't it violate international law?
    A: Legal authority for the 2003 invasion went beyond UNSC Resolution 1441. Authority existed from Saddam Hussein's violation of the terms of the 1991 ceasefire treaty. Coalition withdrawal was legally contingent upon Saddam Hussein's full compliance with the pertinent U.N. Security Council resolutions. Aside from being non-compliant with UNSCR 660 (demanding Iraq's withdrawal from Kuwait), Iraq was non-compliant with seventeen UNSC resolutions over the course of twelve years. Admittedly, an air of vigilantism exists, but legal authority existed for the 2003 invasion based on Hussein's near-complete material breach of the aforementioned resolutions. The Iraq War was an enforcement of international law, not a violation of international law.

    05 January 2007

    Fly Report: 05th January 2007

    Good morning. Peccavi.

    It's 46° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 25° Fahrenheit with snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $55.09 per barrel, down more than two dollars from yesterday. The exchange rate is $1.94 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 26. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    I know the truth about you.

    04 January 2007

    Fly Report: 04th January 2007

    Good morning. The good wife deserves the greater praise, just as the bad incurs a heavier censure.

    It's 48° Fahrenheit with rain in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 33° Fahrenheit with snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $57.95 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.95 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 25. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    In my sleep I discover the one, but she ran with the morning sun.

    03 January 2007

    Upcoming Blog Events

    My time back in Hometown was nowhere near as free and flexible as I had anticipated; there were several blog items I fully intended to get done that haven't yet been completed. I apologize for that, but it appears that I'll have some time this week to get a few things accomplished. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, at least.

    There are a few features I'm hoping to start adding to the blog on a regular basis; how regular, I don't know, but I see the blog as a way to expand myself professionally, and you readers will be able to reap the benefits. Here are some of the projects I'm researching.

  • Everyone's favorite curmudgeon, Father Time, and I are looking to start a running discussion/debate on the Iraq War.
  • I've been considering the prospect of starting a weekly defense and international security review. I may start doing this in the coming weeks.
  • Finally, I'd like to do a series of tactical decision games, like I was doing in 2005. This would be a campaign mode, as opposed to the previous mission-by-mission setupp.

    Right now I'm working on an Iraq War FAQ; hopefully, if I'm not interrupted as many times tonight as I was last night, it will be ready to post by the end of this evening. After that, my next blog post project will be a dossier on North Korea. Stay tuned.
  • Fly Report: 03rd January 2007

    Good morning. There were two sides to that billboard; and they both hurt, equally.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit with light rain in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 39° Fahrenheit with afternoon snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $60.32 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 24. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    Say goodnight; she waits for me to put out the light.

    02 January 2007

    Fly Report: 02nd January 2007

    Good morning. I'm just too white and nerdy.

    It's 43° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 36° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $60.97 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: lame.

    Today's scripture reading is Exodus 23. The Fly is reading Islamic Imperialism by Efraim Karsh.

    See the world in green and blue; see China right in front of you.

    New Year Return to Zoo Station

    I hav made my triumphant return to the desert. It's been an interesting trek.

    I started off in hometown yesterday morning, about two hours later than I'd wanted to depart. I drove straight down the interstate, eventually arriving at the California Border. I was making reasonably good time, with a brief pit stop in Redding, California, to visit with my old friend Kelly Rose. As things began to get dark on the western horizon, I began making phone calls in an effort to find an overnight LUP (that's "Lying-Up Point", or "Overnight Point" for you non-military folks).

    My first call was to Pseudo-Cousin in San Jose. She informed me that she'd love for me to crash at her place, but that she had been sick since arriving back in San Jose from Hometown and hadn't even gotten out of bed yet. I assured her that it was o problem, and that I'd be able to find alternate arrangements.

    My next phone call was to The Manager, my former radio station manager from my early days on college radio. I stayed with The Manager on my way up from Zoo Station to Hometown, and we had previously discussed the possibility of me staying on my way back through. The Manager lives in Stockton, and was my second choice solely based on Stockton's location north of San Jose. On the first run, I'd sacked out too early to meet The Manager's roommate. When I called her last night, she told me that she was working until late, but that her roommate could let me in. I inadvertantely made an ass out of myself by assuring her that I had no problem with her roommate, but that if she was working until late I'd probably be better off staying on the road for the time being.

    As The Manager and I were awkwardly ending our phone conversation, Pseudo-Cousin called back, informed me that she and her friends were going out to celebrate New Years Eve, and she wanted me to come to San Jose, go out with them, and then crash at her place. As this had been my original plan, I eagerly accepted. After a white-knuckle drive west and then south on California's highways (which, unfortunately, have California's drivers on them) I finally arrived at Pseudo-Cousin's charming little guest house flat in San Jose. After both of us were ready and her friends, Number One and Number Two, had arrived, we got moving.

    I had volunteered to drive; after all, I've never been drunk, don't plan on starting, and knew that they'd want to. I was handed the key to Number Two's parents' Mercedes SUV. I would like to state for the record that, all things being equal, my Chevy TrailBlazer handles much better than the Mercedes.

    The ensuing conversation became rather interesting, as Number Two and I discussed global warming. Pseudo-Cousin and her friends are staunch liberals, and... Well, you folks can probably imagine where that went. Highlights included the following exchanges:

    Number One: He needs to see An Inconvenient Truth.
    Number Two: Yeah, he does.
    The Fly: Al Gore is a politician, not a climatologist; he isn't a reputable source of information on climate change.
    Number One: Actually, he is.

    Oh, and my personal favorite:

    Number One: See, you're too conservative. Most girls are liberal. If you want to meet a girl, you need to be more liberal.
    The Fly: If that's the case, then I'd rather be single.

    We got a late dinner at Jack in the Box, and then finally found a locatio with a few open bars. Having been to actual pubs in Britain and Ireland, I can assure you folks that real Irish pubs don't play rap, or even have dance floors. At any rate, aside from paying a cover at the first bar, and for my own dinner, I didn't pay for anything else all night, and got a bit of outlining for an upcoming writing project done.

    After a debacle involving Pseudo-Cousin, Number One, and myself driving around trying to find Number Two, then getting lost, then finding Number Two, we returned to Pseudo-Cousin's place where Number One and Number Two departed. Pseudo-Cousin and I crashed out, got up roughly eight hours later (at the same time, strangely enough), and enjoyed an early lunch together before I hit the road again.

    I decided to take Highway 101 past Salinas to San Lucas (that's "Saint Luke" if you're not Mexican; apparently California didn't get the memo that they've been part of an English-speaking country for a couple of centuries now), then take California Highway 198 east, then Highway 33 south to return to Interstate 5. In retrospect, I might have done well to find another route, as 198 was beautiful but very slow. Once back on I-5, I made quick progress until I encountered a head-on collision on Highway 58. It looked pretty ugly, but I didn't see any fatalities; luckily for me, although west-bound traffic was completely stopped, east-bound traffic was only slowed temporarily.

    I arrived back at Zoo Station a couple of hours ago, and I'm getting ready for bed in preparation for my first day back at work tomorrow. Expect a Fly Report in the morning, and my 2007 resolutions (and updated long-term resolutions) in the evening.

    Thus saith the Fly.