31 July 2006

Fly Report: 31st July 2006

Good morning. I'm getting into the business of performing miracles.

It's 66° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 70° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $73.62. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is Hebrews 1. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

They want you to be Jesus, they'll go down on one knee; but they'll want their money back if you're alive at thirty-three.

30 July 2006

Stuff Fly Wants: July 2006

I just bought a couple of things at Wal Mart: Chariot Stripped by Gavin DeGraw, and Reno 911!: The Complete Third Season. I was also pleased to note that Wal Mart's rock music section is no longer a complete gagglefuck like the one at the PX. Anyway, here's the latest monthly installment of the Stuff Fly Wants list.

Military Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 22001) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers and shirt
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83
  • Crye Precision Khaki Range Vest
  • Sand/Black Shemagh
  • Spec Ops Brand Better BDU Belt (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand Light Sheath Deluxe (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand 40MM Pouch (Tan)
  • Arcteryx Echo Pack (Black or Crocodile)
  • Marine Corps combat boots

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Major League Infidel T-Shirt - $17.00
  • Clan Cleland tartan kilt and kilt pin - $400.00-$700.00

    Household Items
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Union Jack
  • Guinness logo pint glasses
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Orkney satellite image
  • Roman Mainz Gladius
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • The Maxim Coffin Coffee Table - $4135.00
  • futon

    Books
  • On War by Carl von Clausewitz - $26.00 (Amazon price $16.38)
  • The Philip K. Dick Reader by Philip K. Dick - $15.95 (Amazon price $10.37)
  • An Unorthodox Soldier by Tim Spicer - $18.00 (Amazon price $11.70)

    Entertainment
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Firefly - Complete Series - $49.98 (Amazon price $24.97)
  • Kids in the Hall - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $179.90 (Amazon price $155.98)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • The Island - $29.99 (Amazon price $15.98)
  • The Punisher - $14.98 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • I, Robot - $26.98 (Amazon price $16.97)
  • Serenity - $19.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • Foreigner - Complete Greatest Hits - $18.98 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Mystical Chants of Carmel by the Carmelite Monks
  • Logic Eludes Her

    Okay, read the top letter on this page. Now, here's my question: a woman's a thirty-eight year-old virgin, and then she gives it up on a first date? I've gotta wonder what the story is there.

    28 July 2006

    Fly Report: 28th July 2006

    Good morning. Si vis pacem, para bellum.

    It's 63° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 89° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $74.36. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 23. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Don't try too hard to think; don't think at all.

    26 July 2006

    Simple Questions

    Former N'Sync member Lance Bass has revealed that he is, in the words of Eric Cartman, a gay homosexual. Two questions for you folks:

  • Is anyone surprised?
  • Does anyone care?

    Actually, CCE revealed this information to me years ago, having heard it from Bass himself. Even if he hadn't, though, I still wouldn't be surprised, and I still wouldn't care.
  • Fly Report: 26th July 2006

    Good morning. Per Mare, per Terram.

    It's 70° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $73.50. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 22. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    She had heaven, and she held on so tight.

    25 July 2006

    Fly Report: 25th July 2006

    Good morning. Semper fidelis.

    It's 72° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $74.82. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 21. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    If I could, I would let it go.

    24 July 2006

    Fly Report: 24th July 2006

    Good morning. Who dares wins.

    It's 68° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 80° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $73.58. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 20. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    We thought that we had the answers; it was the questions we had wrong.

    21 July 2006

    Fly Report: 21st July 2006

    Good morning. Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert!

    It's 68° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 80° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $73.96. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 18. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Jesus, this is Judas.

    The Political Wizard of Oz?

    F3 pointed out to me a few weeks ago that there are, apparently, political allegories contained within the book, the original stage show, and the film The Wizard of Oz. Wikipedia has an article on the subject. I had hoped to post this on Tuesday, but I worked nearly thirty hours on Tuesday and Wednesday, so I didn't get around to it until now.

    Me? I've never actually seen the movie; I was astonished to read through the article and find that this Baum character was actually writing about stuff that I'd learned in my AP US History class in high school (gold standard, William Jennings Bryan, Teddy Roosevelt, Standard Oil, et cetera). I figured he was just really drunk or something!

    20 July 2006

    Fly Report: 20th July 2006

    Good morning. That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit with light drizzle and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 82° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $73.26. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 18. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    And if you dance, then dance with me.

    19 July 2006

    Regarding Today's Fly Report

    In a move that will both get me killed and pollute the mojo for weeks, there are elements of today's Fly Report that are dedicated to both Mo-Licious and F3. Why Mo? Because she's the best sister ever. Why F3? Because today's her birthday.

    Okay. Back to the desert I go.

    Fly Report: 19th July 2006

    Good morning. Meaningless sex is fun for twenty or thirty years, but after that it starts to get old.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit and foggy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 84° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $73.33, down more than two dollars from yesterday beyond all explanation by yours truly. The exchange rate is $1.83 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 17. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    This is a song called 'Party Girl'.

    18 July 2006

    Fly Report: 18th July 2006

    Good morning. Children, there's a time and place for everything... And it's called "college".

    It's 66° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 85° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $75.70. The exchange rate is $1.82 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame), and pretty much completely unrelated to astronomy.

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 16. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Leave it behind.

    An Expletive Heard 'Round the World?

    Iran has been referred to the Security Council, North Korea is facing the threat of international sanctions, Israel and Lebanon are at war, and what do the idiots at CNN think is frontpage news in the World section?

    "Bush frustration sparks expletive"

    No wonder these morons are getting their asses consistently handed to them by Fox News Channel.

    17 July 2006

    A Special Note

    I don't have much time, but I wanted to let everyone know that a section of this week's Fly Report is dedicated to my wonderful "big sister", Mo-Licious. I've got enough items that it may even go for two weeks!

    Think you can figure out the inside gag? Be my guest!

    Fly Report: 17th July 2006

    Good morning. Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!

    It's 63° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 8° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $76.72. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 15. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Achtung, y'all.

    15 July 2006

    A World War?

    In the comments section to Israel Strikes Back, frequent commentator Sarah Canuck asks the following:

    It's pretty scary the stuff that's happening over there. What do you think? I mean... it's not that different from the Ferdinand incident that sparked WW1, is it? Do you think that this has World War written on it?

    Our Prime Minister just committed billions of dollars to beefing up our military, so I'm sure we'll be there.

    I very strongly believe that this is indeed a world war, and I believe that it's World War IV. I believe that the Cold War was World War III; it had bona fide battle fronts in Korea, Southeast Asia, and Cuba, among many others; although the primary players (the Warsaw Pact nations and NATO) never took open shots at each other, it was a global conflict lasting from 1945 to the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991.

    As for the current conflict, I believe it takes a great deal of naivete` to believe that it's confined only to a couple of places, call them Iraq and Afghanistan. In reality, the battle fronts are worldwide, and they're all part of the same conflict: Islamists versus everyone else. There have been attacks in New York, Washington D.C., Madrid, London, Mumbai, Istanbul, Kabul, Baghdad, Bali, and Jerusalem. It's been going on for decades, beginning as late as the Iran Hostage Crisis, or as early as the Arab-Israeli War of 1948. These conflicts were united previously by the ideology and tenacity of the aggressor; al Qaeda has merely unified many of the major players.

    People have tried to claim that Shi'is and Sunnis (for example, Iran and al Qaeda) wouldn't work together, or that religious and secular muslims (like bin Laden and Hussein) were incapable of working together. I wondered at some point if there might be truth to this, but I've become more and more convinced that it's absolute nonsense. There's proof that Hussein and al Qaeda were in cahoots, even if the Hussein regime didn't play a hand in 9/11. Iran, a predominately Shi'i state, and Syria, a predominately Sunni (and largely secular) state, allied in a mutual assistance pact last year. According to Shadow War by Richard Miniter, there's evidence that bin Laden has received assistance, possibly even asylum, from Iran. They may not all be directly on the same team, but there's a tangible connection throughout the axis of Islamist terrorism. From Jemaah Islamiyah in Indonesia and Southeast Asia, to al Qaeda throughout the Middle East, to Hamas in Israel, the terrorist groups are connected through a common goal: the destruction of the decadent, apostatic, heretical West. Various Middle Eastern countries, for various religions and/or political reasons, support this goal, in both philosophical and material forms.

    And in fact, the alliances go beyond just Islamic and Middle Eastern states. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is known to have ties with rogue states; Chavez blamed the growing violence in the Middle East on American support for Israel; and Venezuelan officials have claimed that North Korea has a right to test ballistic missiles. As for North Korea, they've had their fair share of cooperative relationships with known terrorist states. For example, when Libya saw the writing on the wall and surrendered its WMD programs to the West, it revealed that it had imported missile components from North Korea. The Axis of Evil is not confined to Islamist states like Iran and pre-2001 Afghanistan; the Islamists are willing to deal with whoever they need to deal with in order to acquire their supplies.

    It should be noted, also, that there are Muslim-majority states that are not working in conjunction with the Axis of Evil. Nations like the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, Turkey, and Kuwait have proven themselves time and again to be outstanding allies. As I mentioned above, ties between the West and states like Libya are strengthening. Other nations have provided the United States with what support they can; these include nations such as Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, and Kazakhstan.

    A world war is a complex thing, and I could spend the rest of July discussing the various motivations and causations for this war. I could also spend the same amount of time expounding upon the political motivations of various states: why did Libya come clean on their WMD programs and decide to start playing ball with the international community, or why does Saudi Arabia straddle the fence between supporting the West and breeding Wahhabism? And of course, the answers "Islam is the problem!" or "It's all about the oil, baby!" are as intellectually lazy as claiming that World War II was caused entirely by Hitler's invasion of Poland.

    Bottom line? From Iraq to Afghanistan to New York City to Jerusalem, the fight between Western Civilization and Islamism is a world war, and has been a world war for decades. The sooner we all realize this, and stop playing politics with our response, the sooner we can band together as free, democratic, and reasonable nations and confront our aggressor. The Coalition took a big first step in 2001 in Afghanistan, and another big step in 2003 in Iraq; Israel is taking another big step as we speak. The time has come to defend ourselves and take the fight to the enemy.

    14 July 2006

    Fly Report: 14th July 2006

    Good morning. Shiver me timbers!

    It's 59° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 86° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $76.75, and with all of these missiles flying in the Middle East, it's going to go up. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 12. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Do you hear me coming, Lord? Do you hear me call? You hear me knocking, I'm knocking at your door.

    Fly Perspectives: Israel Strikes Back

    Wow. Okay, well, I'm not exactly sure where to start on my analysis of what's going on with Israel and its neighbors right now. I had only intended to discuss the Israeli offensive in Gaza, which happened right before I left for home a couple of weeks ago. That plan flew right out the window when Lebanon decided to get involved. So, we'll start off with the situation in Gaza, and then transition into the situation in Lebanon. Fair warning, this is one of my longest posts ever.

    Before I go into my own commentary, one might do well to review the History of "Palestine"; it's why I put "Palestine" and "Palestinians" in quotation marks. As far as I have been able to research over the last couple of years, the information, though presented in a biased and non-objective form, is wholly reliable and accurate regarding the history it presents.

    For those of you who haven't paid close attention, the Israeli offensive in the Gaza Strip was caused by an incursion by "militants", which is to say, "terrorists", who dug yet another tunnel into Israeli territory, came up inside an Israeli outpost, engaged in a gunfight, and kidnapped a young Israeli corporal named Gilad Shalit. Later, "Palestinian" thugs kidnapped an Israeli youth from a border settlement; Corporal Shalit is reportedly still alive, but the Israeli settler was killed. The Israelis immediately marshalled their forces on the Gaza border and struck with unrequited fury. They continue to carry out air strikes on various government buildings and leading Hamas installations; they bombed Gaza's primary power station, essentially eliminating electricity (and by extension water service) to the entire Gaza Strip. Every major bridge linking the northern half of Gaza to the southern half has been destroyed. It's also worth noting that terrorist militants in the Gaza Strip have been launching rockets against Israel since the "Palestinians" took control of the Gaza Strip in 2005.

    Israel has ignored warnings from the United Nations and the European Union, and continued their assault with a single demand: the unconditional release of Corporal Shalit. Hamas has offered to negotiate with Israel in an attempt to trade the kidnapped Corporal Shalit for "Palestinian" war criminals who are in Israeli custody. The Israelis have reiterated that no negotiations will take place until Corporal Shalit is safely and unconditionally released into Israeli custody. Corporal Shalit has not been released, and the offensive continues.

    The Israeli government unilaterally withdrew from the Gaza Strip last summer, allowing the Palestinian Authority and at least some of their constituency to create their own tiny country. In January, "Palestinian" voters ousted the Fatah party, led originally by Yasser Arafat and subsequently by Mahmoud Abbas (who, according to your humble blogger, was the "Palestinians'" best hope for achieving their goals); in its place, they elected the political wing of Hamas. This led to international freezing of aid into Gaza, as it made the "Palestinian" government a state sponsor of international terrorism. Israel gave Hamas numerous chances to enter into a non-aggression agreement, but Hamas continued to refuse to so much as acknowledge the state of Israel; instead, Hamas continued to use strong anti-Israeli language. Basically, the Israeli government gave the "Palestinians" every opportunity to make something of themselves, and they blew it. Now, Israel is answering an act of war and six months of aggressive posturing by Hamas with just what Hamas has acted like it wanted: a war. In a matter of hours, they could have turned Gaza into a smoking crater; instead, they showed restraint, merely demonstrating to the Gazans how impotent they are as a nation. With a mere iota of their military capacity, Israel eliminated electricity, water, and free movement throughout the entirety of Gaza; Hamas could still alleviate a massive humanitarian crisis that they essentially brought upon themselves by simply forcing the release of Corporal Gilad Shalit.

    For Israel's part, their response to the kidnapping of one soldier, particularly given their previous history of prisoner exchanges with Hamas and Hezbollah, surprised even me. (For the record, when the 2004 prisoner exchange took place, Sheikh Ahmed "Saruman" Yassin was overjoyed, saying the trade should be answered with more kidnappings and killings of Israeli soldiers.) Now, the gloves are obviously off; Israel is showing Hamas that it must cooperate, and that it must achieve control over both Hamas and non-Hamas militants, or else it will suffer consequences such as those that Gazans have been suffering for two weeks now. Corporal Gilad Shalit's kidnapping has forced Israel to teach the "Palestinian" Authority and Hamas a lesson; and although I was surprised initially by the Israeli response, further consideration has led me to understand that, from the Israeli perspective, this is essentially their most logical option.

    For a non-Fly perspective on this issue, check out Wikipedia's article or the BBC's "In-Depth" coverage; be advised that both sources are likely to be "neutral", which is to say, left-leaning.

    Of course, it couldn't just stay that simple. On Tuesday, Hezbollah guerillas launched an attack into Israel, kidnapping two Israeli soldiers and killing eight others. Israel launched immediate attacks in southern Lebanon against Hezbollah positions, as well as further north against the country's only major airport in Beirut, and against Lebanese air bases further north. The Israelis have, for all intents and purposes, crippled Lebanese aviation capacity; in addition, Israel has imposed a naval blockade and launched additional air strikes against Lebanon's primary highway.

    Like the Hamas government in Gaza, the Lebanese government has denied any involvement with the kidnappings and attacks; however, the historical and political situation in Lebanon is a bit more complicated than the one in Gaza.

  • Lebanon fought a long and complex civil war from 1975 to 1990 in which sixteen factions fought for control of the country, each of which allied with and then betrayed each other faction at one point or another. Lebanon is still culturally and politically fragmented as a result.
  • At one point, Israel invaded and occupied portions of southern Lebanon in order to establish a buffer zone to protect its citizens from Lebanese attacks. Israel withdrew from Lebanon in 2000, and the Lebanese electorate credit Hezbollah for that apparent victory.
  • Hezbollah itself (Wiki, BBC) is a group sponsored and, for all intents and purposes, controlled from Iran.
  • Lebanon was essentially a Syrian puppet state until 2005; following an apparent Syrian assassination of Rafik Hariri, a anti-Syrian former Lebanese prime minister, massive Lebanese protests and intense international pressure forced Syrian intelligence agents to leave Lebanon.
  • Because Hezbollah is credited by the Lebanese electorate for ousting Israel, they enjoy a parliamentary majority, meaning that the ruling Lebanese political party is the political wing of a militia/terrorist group that, as I mentioned, is financed and controlled from Iran.

    Hezbollah has continued rocket attacks into Israel, hitting the Israeli port city of Haifa with dozens of Katyusha artillery rockets; according to a commentator on the Hugh Hewitt show this afternoon, Hezbollah would have received such rockets from Iran. Basically, since Hezbollah is the Lebanese arm of the Iranian mullahs, and since the rockets being used against Israel are supplied by Iran, these acts of war by Hezbollah are de facto acts of war by Iran. A Syrian connection is also suspected, and both the Israelis and President Bush have condemned the Iranian and Syrian connections to the Lebanese attacks. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, well known for his diplomatic and even-handed approach to international politics, released a statement saying that an attack on Syria by Israel represented an attack on the entire Islamic world. (Clearly, Arabs and Persians are now bosom buddies.)

    Now, for one reason or another, the Saudi government has condemned the attacks and kidnappings by Lebanon; one would expect them to merely remain silent on the issue, so siding against Hezbollah (which is as close to siding with Israel as we could hope from the Saudis) is uncharacteristic. It's likely that the Saudis, as usual, have their own interests in mind, but it's still important to note.

    Again, Israel has little choice; the Hezbollah attack and kidnappings are at least a reaction, and at most connected to, the abduction of Corporal Shalit. Israel can not answer a "Palestinian" abduction of one of their soldiers and one of their settlers with a major offensive, and then treat a similar Lebanese action with restraint. The Israelis have a right to exist, their only option is decisive military action; diplomacy with Hamas, Hezbollah, Syria, and the current Iranian regime is absolutely worthless. Israel is surrounded on all sides by neighbors who either want nothing to do with her, or want to wipe her and her people off the face of the earth.

    The political situation is a tough one. Terrorist organizations from the IRA to Hamas have a habit of employing two wings: a political wing, and a militant wing. The Irish Republican Army, in its various forms, was tied to the political party known as Sinn Fein; their objectives were the same, while their approaches were different, but both approaches were coordinated by the same leadership. Hamas and Hezbollah are different only in that their wings don't have different names. Through a combination of "liberating" southern Lebanon and continuing cross-border attacks against Israel, and providing basic welfare to various Lebanese constituents, Hezbollah has been able to take political control of the Lebanese government. In the same way, Hamas gained near-total control of the "Palestinian" Authority through attacks on Israel and provision of basic welfare services to select "Palestinians". As a result, the militant/terrorist arm of the organization is given free agency to attack Israel, while the political wing ostensibly receives the privilege of plausible deniability. This situation is not fundamentally different from the Ku Klux Klan winning the White House and majorities in both houses of Congress, its militant wing forming lynch mobs, and the so-called "political" wing disavowing all knowledge of said actions. As far as the international community is concerned, this should be completely unacceptable. Of course, political considerations would prevent groups like Hamas and Hezbollah from negotiating with or compromising with Israel; from the "Palestinian" point of view, this would be just about equivalent to President Bush having been elected on a platform of having continually pursued al Qaeda, and then turning around and signing a peace treaty with Usama bin Laden. Basically, the situation is very precarious.

    And as cynical as this will sound, the bottom line for most Americans is that fuel prices are going to go up. Between this and the worsening nuclear crisis, Iran's the real loose cannon (as if that's a surprise), but there's not much that can be done.

    For more information, check out the Wikipedia article on the subject.

    Be informed, ladies and gentlemen. Be aware, and be informed.
  • 13 July 2006

    Fly Report: 13th July 2006

    Good morning. You have been charged with the heinous crime of buggery on the high seas.

    It's 61° Fahrenheit with wind and partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 77° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $74.99, up more than a dollar since yesterday, and due primarily to Iran's referral to the UNSC. The exchange rate is $1.83 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 11. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    If the sky can crack, there must be some way back to love and only love.

    Fly Perspectives: North Korea, Iran, and Nuclear Development

    Last week, North Korea marked the American Independence Day by launching some fireworks of their own: seven ballistic missiles. The isolated communist nation launched three short range missiles, three medium range missiles, and test fired their new Taepodong II long range missile. The short range missiles are capable of hitting South Korea, the medium range missiles are capable of hitting Japan, and the long range missile, if it had done anything more than disintegrate less than a minute into the test, would be capable of hitting the west coast of the United States.

    The regime of Kim Jong Il has said for a long time that they want to have bilateral talks with the United States, and have stalled in six party talks with the U.S., Russia, Japan, South Korea, and China in an attempt to get them. An op-ed piece in last Thursday's Wall Street Journal pointed out that analysis of North Korea's industrial strategy essentially defines a policy dedicated to extortion: they will neglect all other industry in an effort to expand their nuclear program, so that they can bully other nations into providing monetary compensation to them. President Bush made it clear after the launch that if North Korea wanted bilateral talks with the United States, they'd done precisely the opposite of what they needed to do to get them. The international community is now scrambling to figure out how to respond to this bizarre development.

    Simultaneously, there's an ever-worsening situation in the Middle East, as Iran is about to be referred back to the U.N. Security Council over its nuclear program. Both the North Koreans and the Iranians claim to have the "right" to develop nuclear technology. Both are also in flagrant violation of treaties they signed, one of which got Jimmy Carter his Nobel Peace Prize.

    Now, let's consider this for a moment. Let's say, for the sake of Arguments, that Iran and North Korea have the "right" to develop nuclear technology. Given that the "right" to develop nuclear technology is actually that, a right, doesn't that right also carry with it certain responsibilities? For example, wouldn't the Iranians have a responsibility to develop uranium enrichment and nuclear reactors with full disclosure and transparency to the IAEA? Wouldn't North Korea have a responsibility to announce its missile tests in advance and allow them to be monitored? Aren't both nations responsible for abiding by the treaties to which they are signatories?

    Let's take another example: India and Pakistan. Now, in a number of ways, India and Pakistan in the late 1990's up to today mirror the relationship between the United States and the Soviet Union during the Cold War. The relationship is one of disputes over the government of neutral territory; it's marked by distrust, ideological and cultural differences. Like their Cold War mirrors, India and Pakistan are engaged in a close arms race, maintaining the same strategic deterrant capabilities that prevented nuclear war between NATO and the Warsaw Pact. Now, the fact that I'm not particularly uncomfortable with the prospect of Pakistan having nuclear weapons would seem to serve as strong evidence that The Fly is not inherently opposed to Muslim nations having nuclear technology.

    The other day, India had a test of a long range ballistic missile. Although this was eyed by the international community with some degree of cautious reserve, India did something novel: they announced it beforehand, did it openly and diplomatically, and allowed the tests to be monitored by the international community. Pakistan has approached the development of their nuclear program in a similar way. Also, India and Pakistan, despite their distrust of each other, have been making a concerted effort toward diplomacy with one another. India and Pakistan have been completely transparent, they have abided by the treaties which they were signatories to, and even though their respective nuclear programs have been targeted at each other, they have still made a stronger effort at diplomacy and reconciliation (even in light of recent events).

    North Korea and Iran, by comparison, have been secretive, refused full transparency, broken numerous treaties to which they were signatory, and balked at multilateral international pressure. In addition, Iran and North Korea both have long and proven ties to terrorism: the Iranian regime has been proven to be supplying terrorists in Iraq with funds and materials, and they're the leading supporter of Hezbollah. North Korea has exported missile supplies to such nations as Libya, before Colonel Qaddhafi decided to come clean and reveal North Korea's illicit shipments. Kim Jong Il's policy treatises call for the destabilization of the region for North Korean financial gains, and the Iranian mullahs have various reasons for wanting an unstable Middle East, those reasons being both ideological and financial.

    Now, my question is this: these things having been established, are the Iranians and North Koreans really abiding by the responsibilities that go along with the so-called "right" to nuclear technology? I say they are not; if they were, they'd be approaching the situation in the same way that India and Pakistan have. Iran would be developing nuclear enrichment openly and publically, with international supervision and monitoring, and North Korea would be using nuclear technology for electricity, not for weapons.

    Also, as a side note, and then I absolutely need to go to bed: with North Korea testing long range missiles, and already possessing nuclear warheads, aren't you filthy hippies out there glad that we've got that fancy missile defense system that was "too expensive" and "would never work"?

    Tomorrow I'll start analyzing the quickly-developing situation in Israel; for now, I feel the need to at least mention that Israel has bombarded Beirut's international airport, forcing its closure. This conflict with Lebanon, which has arisen basically overnight, is simultaneous to the Gaza offensive; given Hezbollah's motives, history, and international ties, it's not out of the question to consider the possibility that the deteriorating situation in southern Lebanon may be a reaction to Israel's offensive in Gaza. More on this tomorrow.

    12 July 2006

    Fly Report: 12th July 2006

    Good morning. Here there be monsters.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 75° Fahrenheit with afternoon thunder stormse.

    The average price of oil is $73.74. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 10. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    I could sleep with a thousand lovers; I've been to bed, one hundred others.

    Up from the Cracks

    I'd intended to do some blog housekeeping this weekend, but I think it's going to take me a bit longer to get everything sketched out. This post will mop up a few of the minor stories that are worth noting, but that fell through the cracks while I was on holiday; in the next few days, I'm going to make a concerted effort to analyze three major news stories: North Korea's missile tests, Israel's campaign in Gaza, and the current situation in Afghanistan.

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    Last week, a Japanese freighter repelled an attack by pirates in the Strait of Malacca. The Strait of Malacca, a thin strip of water separating the mainland portion of Malaysia, Singapore, and northern Sumatra (Indonesia). Those who paid attention during the coverage of the 2004 Tsunami will remember that the Indonesian government has only tenuous control over the Aceh region of Sumatra (the northwest corner of the island). The relationship of Aceh province to Indonesia is similar to the relationship of Waziristan and Balochistan to Pakistan: officially, the former regions are part of the latter, but the administration by the ruling country is limited at best. Piracy arises in territorial waters that aren't well-defended by a strong naval presence. The same thing has been happening off the coast of Somalia, and the United States Navy had at one point dispatched a couple of ships to exercise some control. The Strait of Malacca is one of the busiest sea lines of communication in the world. Hopefully this issue will be seriously tackled by the economic community, as it represents a major vulnerability to international trade and infrastructure.

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    There have been several news stories out of Mauritania lately, and long-time readers of TSTF know that I cover every Mauritania story I see since I have a good friend there, and since there was a bloodless coup d'etat there last August. On 26th June, Mauritania held a referendum election so that the Mauritanian electorate could approve changes to their constitution. Ninety-seven percent of voters backed changes to the existing constitution, including presidential term limits. There was a voter turnout of nearly seventy-seven percent, which should make us freedom-exporting Americans feel shame and humiliation at our pathetic voter turnouts. Also in June, the Mauritanian government arrested alleged al Qaeda affiliates, and has begun trying them on terrorism charges.

    I'm approaching the developments in Mauritania with cautious optimism. According to my friend, the new regime is both more popular and more conservative than the preceding one; she says that since the coup, beer has become more expensive, for example. That worries me a bit, because the last thing I want to see is another hard-line Islamic republic. On the other hand, I'm a supporter of any regime that prosecutes Islamist terrorists, as Mauritania appears to be doing. My hope is that Mauritania will follow the example of Utah: preserve the rights of the minority, while making reasonable laws according to the will of the majority.

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    And finally, the British Ministry of Defense is shaking up their acquisition procedures. They claim that they want to get the best equipment at the best price. In recent years, the MoD has been making a massive effort to scale back defense spending. When I was in the United Kingdom during 2004, they eliminated several warships from the Royal Navy, eliminating the positions of several hundred sailors and civilian staffers. In December of '04, the MoD's manpower ceiling was lowered by Parliament, leading the British Army to restructure and relocate several units to keep from losing them altogether. All of Scotland's storied, historic, and honorable units were combined into a big gagglefuck called the Royal Regiment of Scotland; the entirety of this move, which included more units than just the Scottish ones, eliminated four battalions altogether, in a time when the United Kingdom was deploying troops to Iraq, Afghanistan, and all of the other places where they were serving prior to those conflicts. Experienced officers spoke out against the plan; more details about this particular move by the MoD can be found here.

    Interestingly enough, one of Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld's legacies as the SecDef will be to make similar changes to the U.S. Army; also, with the contiuation of programs like the DD(X), the Navy is seeing some of the same developments.

    Being a specialist in military subject matter, I think that the idea of a lighter, faster force structure system is a sound one. The system that was developed from the end of World War II to the end of the Cold War is obsolete, and it's pertinent to change up both the force structure and the equipment that our military uses. I hope, though, that both our own military, and the military assets of our closest ally, are being organized in such a way as to most effectively prosecute the war that we are likely to be fighting into the foreseeable future. We don't need a massive army to liberate Eastern Europe and defend against a Soviet invasion; however, that doesn't mean that the United States or the United Kingdom can afford to eliminate too many troop positions. LIke it or not, we will be in Iraq and Afghanistan into the foreseeable future, and although nobody wants to talk about it, a proper prosecution of the war could very well lead us to take military action against any number of rogue states that sponsor terrorism. Raider/ranger style units are good, and I'll be the first one to agree that such units, plus special forces units like the Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Marine Corps Force Recon, Special Air Service, and Royal Marines are one of the most crucial elements to the War on Terror. Like it or not, raider/ranger units and spec ops personnel are not properly employed as a garrison/occupation force. I sincerely hope that we (and our allies) retain the type and number of troops necessary to successfully carry out these prolonged campaigns.

    And, for the record, it would be in the Brits' best interest to test their new procurement system by replacing the SA 80, which is pretty much worthless as far as most experts are concerned.

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    Tomorrow, I'll make a concerted effort to tackle the issue of North Korea, and make a number of points on the subject relating to the nuclear programs of India and Pakistan. Stay tuned.

    11 July 2006

    Hold On Tightly

    Hey folks. I have a couple of news stories to report on, and about three topics relating to recent world events that I intend to expand upon. I was going to knock the news stories out last night, but F3, Big Red, and CCG all decided to interrupt that plan. I should have an opportunity tonight to do at least one, maybe two of my intended posts. You know me; I hate when it's nothing but Fly Reports, probably as much as you hate when it's nothing but Fly Reports.

    I have to get some chow and then head to work. More later.

    Fly Report: 11th July 2006

    Good morning. Dead men tell no tales.

    It's 59° Fahrenheit with clouds and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $73.28. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 9. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Did I ask too much?

    10 July 2006

    Fly Report: 10th July 2006

    Good morning. This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy... 'Cept they was in a horse instead of dresses.

    It's 64° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 76° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $73.16, declining from last week's high. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame); today's APOD is really worth checking out.

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 8. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    You know I don't see you when she walks in the room.

    08 July 2006

    Guide Books

    When I've traveled in Europe, I've made copious use of the Let's Go series of travel guides. Nearly all of the hostels I've stayed in, and a large number of restaurants I've eaten in, have been recommended to me by these guide books.

    I read this article on MSN, and looked up the book that these guys wrote: Die Happy: 499 Things Every Guy's Gotta Do While He Still Can. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I've finally found the guide book that Lycan Thrope is basing his entire life around.

    07 July 2006

    Return to the Wasteland

    Wow. So much to say, so little... Actually, I suppose I have plenty of time.

    Well, I have returned to the Wasteland; I'm writing this at about noon, and so far the crippling heat hasn't materialized. Maybe I can make it at least a few more days before I turn my air conditioning on. The heat means more berserk ramblings for you, the valued consumer.

    Most of my birthday loot is in. Here's the rundown so far.

  • $305 from various family members
  • a nice pen, a stress ball, and a balsa wood airplane (inside story), and lunch from Father Time
  • The Gifts of the Jews, Spy Game, and 3 Doors Down - Away From The Sun from Mo-Licious
  • The Gifts of the Jews from April
  • an Indian head nickel money clip from my grandmother (the nickel was my grandfather's)
  • brownies from the secretary at my old job

    I am still waiting on an alleged package from Michelley; I'm pretty excited about it, since Michelley is about the best gift-giver I have ever met in my entire life.

    I flew into McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas last night, and was picked up around 23:00 by one of my co-workers and his wife. Last night was my second time in Vegas, my first time having been a week before when they'd dropped me off. My co-worker had said that they'd drive me down the strip when I flew in, just so I could see it; instead, we went to two casinos, including Caesar's Palace. Sweet merciful glaven, was it amazing; all of Vegas, really. The sheer amount of electricity needed to run that place must be absolutely staggering. I'm looking forward to going back, someday, when I have money, before I leave the desert.

    So, here I am. There are a few blog housekeeping items that I'll try to get taken care of over the next few days. Unfortunately, a telemarketer call before 09:00 led to a final tally of only four hours of sleep. I have several items that need to be accomplished today, including purchasing groceries and a stop at the Post Office. Joy. I can't wait to get a solid night of sleep under me, I tell you what.

    Alright. More later.
  • Fly Report: 07th July 2006

    Good morning. Weird Ed is really starting to creep me out.

    It's 64° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 74° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $74.53. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 5. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    With satellite television, you can go anywhere.

    06 July 2006

    Fly Report: 06th July 2006

    Good morning. Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's back to the Wasteland I go.

    It's 68° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 79° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $74.20 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.83 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 4. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Dies irae... Dies irae...

    05 July 2006

    The Fly's Big Day

    Today I am twenty-four years old, and even uglier now than I was when I was born! My plans for today are to renew my driver's license, have lunch with Father Time, hang out with Company Ink at the office and maybe get a couple of things done on the office computer, and then have dinner and probably go see Superman Returns with Super Dave. Kickass!

    As for gifts, when asked for what I wanted, I forwarded my mother the Stuff Fly Wants list. So far, this is what I've gotten for my birthday:

  • money from my great aunt, parents, and grandmother
  • a money clip with one of my late grandfather's Indian head nickels set into it from my other grandmother

    I'm also receiving packages from both Michelley and Mo-Licious. Apparently the one from Mo is "something I asked for", and it's going to "arrive in two installments". Are you folks as terrified as I am?

    Right then, I'm off! Leave your accolades (or slurs!) in the comments section.

    UPDATE: Well, my birthday is almost over. I went to see Superman Returns with Super Dave (great flick, I highly recommend it), got some computer work done that I can't (yet) do on my computers back in the Wasteland, saw my former co-workers, had a great Hungarian lunch with Father Time, and got some pretty decent gifts.

    Tomorrow I return to the Wasteland, and although I'm happy to get back to work and earn money, it's going to be hard to leave this gorgeous Northwest weather behind. I don't know that it's broken eighty-five degrees the entire time I've been here, and today was actually cold. You don't even get cold at midnight back at Zoo Station. I think I've just about gotten my finances straightened out, which means that I should be able to start conditioning my air very soon. I get paid tomorrow, and having paid my major bills within the last couple of weeks, I should be in good shape to keep saving every dollar possible. I have some goals for the rest of the year that I'm ardently working to accomplish.

    I'll get a Fly Report knocked out tomorrow morning, but most of my day will be spent getting ready to leave, and then leaving. I'm flying out of Metropolis and into Las Vegas, and won't get back to Zoo Station until about midnight or so.

    Here are some of the things that I've accomplished while I've been home:

  • Saw Mormon and Mrs. Buddha, Gus and Jen, Father Time and Mrs. Time, Company Ink, Super and Mrs. Dave, M@, LtCol Spook, the Desert Rat, and several others
  • Finished reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden (purchased in 2001, started in April, finished in July)
  • Retrieved various pieces of field gear that I'll put into good use down in the Wasteland, including several pieces comped by the Desert Rat
  • Put together a revised resume to submit to Jane's, which will hopefully get me a part time gig as a freelancer
  • Renewed my driver's license (good 'til 2014!)
  • Got a Slurpee (7-Eleven doesn't exist in Barstow)

    Well, I should start getting ready for bed; tomorrow will be a long day. Thanks to all of you who wished me well on my birthday, whether it was on the blog, in person, through a text message, on the phone, or even on some other website. I'll try to make my twenty-fifth year (because, after all, this ended my twenty-fourth year) the most outstanding yet.
  • Fly Report: 05th July 2006

    Good morning. The problem I have is people love me so much, they never criticize me. I speed all the time but the cops never give me a ticket. If I don't pay my taxes, the IRS pays them for me.

    It's 63° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 74° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $73.83 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 3. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Something is about to give; I can feel it coming.

    04 July 2006

    Fly Report: Independence Day 2006

    Good morning. Every day I try to forget the way that I feel, but I can't do it yet.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 76° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $73.53. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 2. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    The Unforgettable Fire, Track Six (Instrumental)

    03 July 2006

    Wherein Fly Hates on Jessica Simpson

    For the last several years, Jessica Simpson has been promoted and promoted and promoted by record labels, film studios, television, radio, magazines, yadda yadda. She did that show with her husband, Nick Lachey, that was funny for what, five minutes?

    So now Nick and Jessica have divorced, allegedly because Jessica's a floozie; I'm shocked by this, believe me. Hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of men in my age bracket are ecstatic because she's seemingly back on the market. (If a pretty boy with money can't keep her, what makes you think she wants to drink PBR on a couch you got for free out of someone's front yard, frat boy?) I've finally reached Jessica Simpson overload. Why?

    As frequent readers will know, I'm home for about a week. Pretty much as soon as I was out of the house, my mother decided, after holding out for little to no reason for years, to get cable Internet. I was looking at "The Fan" on Comcast's website, watching various video clips, and they had the video for Jessica Simpson's remake of the Nancy Sinatra classic, "These Boots Were Made For Walking", which I actually have on my copy of the Full Metal Jacket soundtrack. Simpson's version, which was on the soundtrack for The Duke's of Hazzard (starring Stifler and the guy from Mtv's "Jackass") left me with only one thought: "This is an affront to music."

    Also, I wound up with a free subscription to Maxim Magazine. This month's cover girl is none other than Bimba Maxima herself. She come off as being phenomenally stupid in her interview (and with the softball questions that come from Maxim interviewers, that's a real accomplishment); for example, she claims that her sister Ashlee (you know, the one-hit-wonder who lip-synced on SNL and then fell off the face of the Earth because she doesn't have any talent or even good looks) is the hot girl of 2006. The clincher for me, though, is that the pictorial is pretty much an embarrassment. When one compares it to her original Maxim pictorial (circa 2002, I believe), one can come to only one conclusion: the time has come to relegate Jessica Simpson to the third rate stardom she deserves. In fact, I'm going to go out on a limb and proclaim that I would rather date Mudflap again than spend an evening with Jessica Simpson.

    Sweet merciful glaven, I can't believe I actually just wasted a whole post on this. Crikey.

    Fly Report: 03rd July 2006

    Good morning. Disco Stu likes disco music.

    It's 61° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 72° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $73.85. The exchange rate is $1.85 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 1. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Three o'clock in the morning; it's quiet, and there's no one around.