30 March 2007

Fly Report: 30th March 2007

Good morning. In retrospect, I've decided that I'm against any Ashton Kutcher film that doesn't involve someone's missing car.

It's 48° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 38° Fahrenheit with rain and snow.

The average price of oil is $66.94 per barrel, and rising by the day. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 41. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

I know I hurt you and I made you cry.

29 March 2007

Fly Report: 29th March 2007

Good morning. This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust!

It's 48° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 28° Fahrenheit with snow, and wind.

The average price of oil is $64.67 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 40. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

I have held the hand of the devil; it was warm in the night, I was cold as a stone.

I Dare You to Move

What's missing from this blog lately? Updates about the life of The Fly, and updates from the news.

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The biggest news story at the time of this posting is the situation in Iran. The Iranian Revolutionary GuardS Navy detained fifteen British military personnel on Friday. The personnel, Royal Marines and Royal Navy sailors who had just finished an inspection on an Indian ship, were detained by Iranian naval elements. Though the Iranians claim that the Brits were in Iranian territorial waters, all evidence indicates that the Brits were well within the limits of Iraqi territorial waters and enforcing a U.N. mandated inspection protocol.

Some elements of the situation would be comical if the situation weren't so serious. For example, the British government released corroborated evidence that their personnel had been well within the confines of Iraqi territory; the Iranian government then claimed that the incident happened at another location. When the Brits pointed out that the Iranian claims were also inside Iraqi waters, the Iranians recanted and offered a different claim of where the incident happened.

As the incident involved the naval elements of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, the incident and its handling fall square at the feet of the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khameini. The wise don't speculate about whose idea the detention of these Brits was, what the internal machinations of the Iranian government have been since the incident, and what possible motives the Iranians might have. Suffice to say, the current relationship between Iran and the West grows more complicated and tense with every week that passes by.

Hopefully the Iranians will back down quickly and realize that they are completely isolated on this issue; unfortunately, recent history gives us no reason to hope for such an outcome.

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As some of you will notice, Sigurd Towrie of Orkneyjar has been able to reinstitute the Orkneyjar Photoblog. The archives are gone, but there are currently three months worth of photoblog entries (that I was completely unaware of until Monday).

In my continuing effort to provide hard news features on defense and international security topics, I'm currently working on an article about the ballistic missile defense system. I hope to post it this weekend, after which I will (finally!) start work on an article of the recent decline in pacifist policy in the Japanese and German governments.

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I had intended to post more; I'm running out of steam, so this will have to do it. Tomorrow evening, assuming I can find the article that has become Moby Dick to my Ahab this evening, I'll try to post a few more news articles, and a couple of bits and pieces about me. Carry on!

28 March 2007

Fly Report: 28th March 2007

Good morning. Saith King Priam: "Now, throughout history, whenever someone gets wood, they'll think of Trojans!"

It's 48° Fahrenheit and hazy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 37° Fahrenheit with rain, snow, and wind.

The average price of oil is $64.63 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 39. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

Come on, love... Here she come now.

27 March 2007

Fly Report: 27th March 2007

Good morning. Does it thrill, does it sting, when you feel what I bring, and you wish that you had me to hold?

It's 46° Fahrenheit and hazy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 65° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms and wind.

The average price of oil is $63.30 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is cool. The picture at the Orkneyjar Photoblog is not new.

Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 38. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

I was talking, I was talking to myself.

26 March 2007

Stuff Fly Wants: March 2007

Field Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 22001) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers and shirt
  • MARPAT Desert Utilities - $67.90
  • Six Color Desert Utilities - $39.90
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • Desert Tiger Stripe Utilities - $59.98
  • U.S. Marine Corps green sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • U.S. Army ACU tan sweat-wicking uniform T-shirts (3)
  • UDT/SEAL Team Swimmer Trunks, two, size 36 - $35.95 apiece
  • Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83
  • Spec Ops Brand Light Sheath Deluxe (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand 40MM Pouch (Tan)

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Clan Cleland tartan kilt and kilt pin - $400.00-$700.00
  • Doc Martens steel-toed boots

    Household Items
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Union Jack
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Orkney satellite image
  • Britain and Ireland Map - $10.99
  • Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Middle East Map - $10.99
  • Roman Mainz Gladius
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • The Maxim Coffin Coffee Table - $4135.00

    Books
  • Travels of ibn Battutah - $18.00
  • Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab - $7.99
  • Contact Zero by David Wolstencroft - $7.99

    Entertainment
  • Best of Chris Isaak (CD & DVD) - $24.98 (Amazon price $22.99)
  • James Bond Ultimate Collection - Volumes 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $359.92 (Amazon price $234.52)
  • 24 - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $269.92 (Amazon price $154.53)
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Firefly - Complete Series - $49.98 (Amazon price $24.97)
  • Kids in the Hall - Seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 - $179.90 (Amazon price $155.98)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • Apocalypse Now Redux
  • Gattaca - $14.94 (Amazon price $10.99)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Stephanie Schneiderman - Live at Kung Fu Bakery - $15.98
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • Dire Straits - Alchemy - $27.98 (Amazon price $24.99)
  • Mystical Chants of Carmel by the Carmelite Monks - $18.95
  • Fly Report: 26th March 2007

    Good morning. You have no chance to survive, make your time.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 64° Fahrenheit with clouds.

    The average price of oil is $63.37 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 37. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    Move me, Spirit, teach me.

    23 March 2007

    Fly Report: 23rd March 2007

    Good morning. For great justice, take off every zig.

    It's 46° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 59° Fahrenheit with clouds.

    The average price of oil is $61.33 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.97 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 36. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    I'm running out of change.

    22 March 2007

    Fly Report: 22nd March 2007

    Good morning. All your base are belong to us.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 58° Fahrenheit with morning sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $60.12 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 35. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    These days, days, days run away like horses over my head.

    21 March 2007

    Fly Report: 21st March 2007

    Good morning. What if, instead of telling me this story right now, you never told me this story ever?

    It's 41° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 47° Fahrenheit with morning snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $58.99 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.96 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 34. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    It's summer, I can taste the salt on the sea.

    20 March 2007

    Fly Report: 20th March 2007

    Good morning. He's coming right for us!

    It's 34° Fahrenheit with snow and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 65° Fahrenheit with clouds.

    The average price of oil is $58.16 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.95 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: cool.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 33. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    We were still looking at each other.

    Afrocentric News Update

    And now, a long overdue news update.

    In February, the Church of England held a conference in Tanzania. One of the major issues discussed by archbishops from throughout the Worldwide Anglican Communion was the issue of homosexual clergy in the American Episcopal Church. Although conservative church leaders suffered an early setback in the form of a report that claimed (erroneously, in my opinion) that the Episcopals have " largely met demands for it to conform with orthodox teaching", the central church turned around and issued an ultimatum to the Episcopal Church to stop ordaining gays (AP, BBC). As I've mentioned before, my take is that no matter what your view on homosexuality is, the Bible expressly forbids it, and if you pick and choose what parts of the Bible you want to ignore then you're not a Christian in the first place.

    Several weeks ago, a resolution was put before Congress that would call on Tokyo to formally apologize for sex slavery during World War II. Now, I don't like sticking my neck out on political issues, in part because it could be a liability down the line and in part because I prefer to maintain objectivity in my reporting. I'll merely note that I'm curious as to why the Congress would decide to invest time and effort on such a bill. In my opinion, dredging up human rights issues from sixty years ago, against an ally so close that they broke with long-standing traditions and amended their laws to allow them to deploy troops to Iraq with us, is counter-productive, short-sighted, and generally lacking in diplomacy. This is an issue between Japan and China, and if they want to hash out sixty year old disputes, we should maintain a respectable distance. I'll leave it at that.

    Iran executed a suspect in the mid-February car bomb attack against the Iranian Revolutionary Guards. The Iranian press claims that he implicated the United States as facilitators of the attacks.

    A United Nations commission has compared Israel to apartheid South Africa. Personally, I believe this comparison to be entirely political in nature, and willfully ignorant of the difference between South Africa (a single nation) and Israel and the "Palestinian" terroritories (two nations engaged in continual conflict with one another). In this situation, as in most, context is important, and it appears that this commission is ignoring context in order to advance a biased political agenda against Israel.

    An Israeli newspaper is reporting that Syria is receiving military supplies from Iran and Russia. Of particular note are Syria's receipt of the same variety of anti-tank missiles that were used by Hezbollah during the 2006 war between Lebanon and Israel.

    Colonel Qaddhafi has announced at a debate in Sabha, Libya that he intends to open Libya to globalizations and relations with the West. (AP, Reuters) The statement occurred at a debate between Qaddhafi and two Western academics about democracy. Qaddhafi also spoke with the BBC on 03rd March and indicated his regrets that Libya's surrender of its nascent nuclear program has not yet been rewarded with a civil nuclear reactor by the West. On the LJBC website, also dated 03rd March, an article announces a nuclear deal between Libya and the United States. While I think that Qaddhafi's claim that the Jamahiriya system is a better democracy than the "fifty-one percent dictatorship" of Western democracies, his point about compensation for renunciation of WMD programs has some merit.

    "This should be a model to be followed, but Libya is disappointed because the promises given by America and Britain were not fulfilled," he said[...] "And therefore those countries said 'we are not going to follow Libya's example because Libya abolished its programme without any compensation'[...] They said if you abolish your war programme we will help you to develop your nuclear abilities into peaceful ones. This has not happened."

    Qaddhafi's claim is that, because an agreement between Libya and the West included provision for a civil nuclear program, and because that provision has not yet come into being, nations like Iran and North Korea will be reluctant to follow Tripoli's lead. Now, this situation isn't as simple as Colonel Qaddhafi makes it out to be; he knows that a nuclear program doesn't just happen overnight, or even in three and a half years. It should also be noted, as I've noted before, that Libya's renunciation of illegal weapons has already led the West to reopen embassies and invest in Libya's petroleum infrastructure and tourism industry. That having been said, Libya has the potential to be a shining example of the benefits of embracing diplomacy and normalcy, in lieu of supporting terrorism and violating international law. As such, I think that it's crucial that Western nations make good on any agreements they make with Libya and other countries, as this gives us a greater deal of legitimacy in the realm of international diplomacy.

    And it's been quite a while since I was able to post a story... About Somali pirates! Apparently another United Nations ship carrying humanitarian supplies has been hijacked by Somali pirates.

    And to top off this news update, Mauritania has held its first free election for President. The election produced no clear winner, so a runoff election will follow.

    Wow, it feels great to put some news on here instead of posting nonsense and chicanery about what food I'm going to cook this week.

    19 March 2007

    Fly Report: 19th March 2007

    Good morning. I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.

    It's 41° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 65° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $58.12 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.94 for £1, or £0.51 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: lame.

    Today's scripture reading is Jeremiah 32. The Fly is reading Doctor No by Ian Fleming.

    He said there was no other way out of here.

    Feet First

    I've gotten a great deal done over the last few days, and I fully intend to keep it up during the coming week (most of which will be spent away from work). What are a few of the things I plan to accomplish in the next few days?

  • continue cleaning up Zoo Station
  • continue applying for jobs
  • attempt to cook Sharba Libya, or Libyan soup
  • solidify and implement my physical training plan
  • do several loads of laundry
  • finish Doctor No

    In addition, I'll start putting together more targeted blog posts. I have several items that have been collecting for the last few weeks that I'll post in a regular news update. In addition, there have been a number of developments in the last couple of months that relate to America's ballistic missile defense program. I've also been promising for months to do posts on the decreasing pacifism of Germany and Japan, continuing and emerging issues with NATO, and the situation in Afghanistan (which relates closely with the NATO situation) My goal is going to be to do one such article per week for the time being, though I may try to step it up if things go quicker than I anticipate.

    For now, though, I'm headed to bed. There will be a fresh Fly Report in the morning, and on that note I apologize for the half-assed effort at Friday's report; I didn't even bother to update Friday's Bible verse or what I'm reading at the moment. That one's been deleted, and I should be right on target tomorrow.

    Thus saith the Fly.
  • 17 March 2007

    First Day Back

    I promise, Thus Saith the Fly isn't turning into some goofy journal blog, but there are a few things worth noting about today. If I can muster the energy, I may post some news tonight as well.

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    Ever since I arrived at Zoo Station, I've intended to get into better physical shape. I keep putting it off and putting it off; it's too hot to run or yomp, or the work schedule is too hectic. Even when the time exists, I'm hesitant to get into a routine because my work schedule will eventually prevent it, usually within two weeks of my earliest physical training regimen start date. Our situation at work has changed a bit recently, and I think I fattened up a bit while on deployment (eating at Applebee's every night will do that to you), so the time was right today to start that new physical training program that I mentioned in a recent post.

    Long-time readers will remember that my perennial goal is to start and complete the BUD/S Warning Order workout. The standard workout includes running, swimming, and calisthenics (situps, pushups, and pullups). I've never been a good runner - I can sprint, but distance running has always been a challenge for me. At this point, I'm figuring two things. First, I figure that with my interest in backpacking, yomp training is probably of more use to me than running is. Second, if I train for endurance in the pool, and train my legs for weight and impact by yomping, I can do a second phase of the workout upon completion of the first and add running. I also think that, instead of searching high and low for a pull-up bar, I'll forego pullups for the time being.

    I have yet to sketch out my training schedule, but my goal at this point, barring any catastrophic interruptions, is to aim for Monday-through-Friday workouts to include four or five days of swimming, two yomps a week increasing in distance and ruck weight, and two or three sets of pushups and situps per week. My goals at this point are completion of the training schedule, and reduction in body fat and weight. When I was in a remedial physical training program for the Navy, we ran a physical readiness test once per week; at this point in time, though, I'm more interested in preparing for the second phase by establishing good habits, consistency, and discipline. Times and high scores can wait.

    At any rate, today I decided to ease myself into my new workout routine by finally visiting the post swimming pool. This required a trip to Wal Mart for new swim trunks (I have a pair of UDT trunks, but I think I'll hold off on wearing these until I'm in full swing), a new pair of goggles, a replacement for my defunct Timex Ironman athletic watch, and a new pair of cheap flip-flop sandals so that I can wear my old pair to the pool and/or gym without worrying about having something at the flat to wear on short notice.

    Having had a grand total of one real workout since I moved to Zoo Station, I was surprised how well I did in the pool today. I swam continuously for twenty minutes (five minutes more than the Warning Order calls for in the first week; I've always been an animal in the pool, so that's going to be the portion of the workout where I'm most ambitious), save for brief interludes to adjust my goggles or trunks. I'm exhausted, but looking forward to my next opportunity to do more laps.

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    I've mentioned frequently my love of the most recent 007 film, Casino Royale. While I was at Wal Mart today, gearing up for my swim, I saw the two disc special edition of the film, along with a bonus "Poker Set". The set isn't really that impressive: two decks of cards and a poker chip from the fictional casino, and two sets of rules for Texas Hold 'Em. Goofy? A little bit, but it's a great collectible for a die hard 007 fan like myself.

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    Okay, it's eleven at night, I'm exhausted, I have a full day tomorrow (including seeing Reno 911!: Miami and 300), so I'm going to have to cut this shorter than I'd originally intended. For the record, one of the items on my list of "things to do upon returning to the Mojave" is "blog furiously". Translation? More tomorrow.

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    15 March 2007

    Firing Up Zoo Station

    Well, I'm back at Zoo Station after an absence of nearly three weeks; considerably shorter than my last deployment, which lasted close to a month. Here are a few things worth noting.

    Today on my flight back I finished Guests of the Ayatollah by Mark Bowden, perhaps best known as the author of Black Hawk Down. I enjoyed reading "Guests", although my main criticism would have to be that Bowden's anecdotes about the treatment of the American hostages and their experiences tend to be very repetitive. He writes frequently that the hostages were depressed, or defiant of their captors, or that they lost a great deal of weight during their ordeal. Perhaps it would be difficult to document such a situation in any other way, particularly in semi-chronological order, but the end result for me was a sometimes-tedious narrative.

    Bowden does an excellent job of describing the complex international political situation, making it clear that the situation was not a mere standoff between the States and the nascent Islamic Republic of Iran; indeed, it happened during (and sometimes as a direct contributor to) such events as the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in 1979 and the beginning of the Iran/Iraq War in 1980, all of which was happening under the backdrop of the height of the Cold War (which both professional and armchair historian alike seem to take less and less notice of as the years pass since the fall of Communism). Bowden's analysis of then-President Jimmy Carter is fascinating and detailed, though his measured defense of Carter in the epilogue fails to effectively convince me that Carter was anything other than the greatest failure ever to hold the presidency in the twentieth century. Also, while Bowden goes into detail concerning Carter's political failings regarding Iran, and their influence on the deposition of Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, he omits Carter's cultural blunders and public relations mistakes that also contributed to the Shah's downfall.

    Overall, it was well worth the year and a half wait that I endured before it was published. If you're interested in reading it for yourself, it's being released in paperback in a couple of weeks. As for me, I immediately transitioned into Doctor No by Ian Fleming, and hope to finish it within the next week or so. After having read "Guests" and "Rainbow Six", I need to read a few thin books over the next couple of months to catch up to my goal of reading twenty books in 2007.

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    This deployment was my first trip using my new Echo Pack, and I must say that I'm pretty satisfied with it so far. I hope to have an opportunity to use it for some actual backpacking at some point this year; getting clothing through an airport isn't exactly the finest test of a ruck, and since I was going for three weeks and for work I had to take a second suitcase and a briefcase anyway.

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    This is the first year that I'm really, really on the hook for taxes. I have to admit that I'm a little bit nervous; I did some rough numbers on my own, and I have the money to pay things off it there are any issues, but I don't like the uncertainty of waiting on my returns to get back to me, particularly with the possibility of moving at some point in the next couple of months.

    * * *


    Wait, wait, wait... That's the Fray? I absolutely thought it was Switchfoot!

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    Isaac: You know, Dana, my nephew Christopher is a trauma surgeon at a city hospital in Detroit. Whenever he loses somebody, it usually takes him a couple of weeks to get up off the mat. I tell him it's an overcrowded, under-funded hospital. He doesn't listen, though, he usually talks about ditching medicine and opening up a restaurant in Albuquerque.
    Dana: Why Albuquerque?
    Isaac: I don't know. But it's always Albuquerque. At best you had maybe two-thirds of the budget needed to do the job in a market that was over-saturated when you got there. If it goes down, you get up off the mat, you go to L.A. with Dan and Casey, and you try it again.

    Everyone who reads this blog frequently knows that I'm a devout Christian, and a more-than-casual student of philosophy. However, part of the character of my faith is keeping myself grounded: I don't speak in tongues, I don't pray for unrealistic miracles, and I understand that sometimes good or bad things happen that are beyond our capacity to explain them.

    That having been said, the lead-up to my current situation was an experience that I can only describe as mystical. The way everything fell together, almost effortlessly, and the timing involved, convinced me in no uncertain terms that my transition from a part-time employed recent university grad to a full-time defense contractor was nothing less than pro-ordained. It's a tough situation to live up to, because it leaves me with the unrealistic expectation that my next transition will be every bit as obvious as this one was. There are certain situational changes at work that lead me to believe that perhaps the transition is coming sooner rather than later; well, maybe *A* transition is a better way to put it.

    I thrive on routines, and stability, and the prospect of being spontaneously driven to find another job through no failure or mistake of my own is annoying, terrifying, and frustrating to me. I also have less-than-fond memories of spending four or five months applying for jobs and only ever getting a single call-back; I'm not eager to repeat that experience, hence applying early and often for other jobs "just in case". In searching, I accidentally found a company that I'd heard of last year that's based near Hometown/College City; I might attempt to put in an application with them. If I could get a job anywhere in my home state, or in Wyoming or Montana, I'd probably pursue it with extreme prejudice. I also wouldn't mind going to Colorado (to hang out with Peter!), or even Nevada or Utah.

    Can you folks imagine me, your intrepid blogger, in Utah? That would be so extremely entertaining as to probably warrant a second blog altogether.

    * * *


    Well, it feels good to be blogging again; and stay tuned, because there's a back-log of news stories from the last couple of weeks that I'll try to post tomorrow, just to get caught up.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    13 March 2007

    Return of the Fly

    Deployment is almost over, and things are calming down at work, so I thought I'd post a quick note to update you folks on a few things.

    Without going into specific details, I've started applying for jobs. I've said from the beginning that I wanted to be in my current job for anywhere from a year to two years, so the right time to start looking is right before the one year mark. It's about a month and a half until I'll have been at my job for one year, so I'm getting started with the knowledge that it was about six months of searching before I finally got the one call-back that landed me this job. In other words, I'm hedging my bets by starting early. Some of the possibilities I'm looking at are domestic, and some are overseas; an ideal would be to get a middle management defense contracting position in Wyoming, preferably something dealing with intelligence or training, but I don't think anything like that actually exists.

    Once I get back to Zoo Station, given some recent changes at work that provide me with a more consistent schedule, I've decided to put together a physical training regimen. One of my goals for this year is to complete the BUD/S Warning Order, a workout program designed to start people on the path to qualifying for the Navy SEALs. Part of the problem is that I always want to incorporate running (which I'm terrible at), and another part of the problem is that I've never once had an opportunity to check out what the hours and facilities are like at the pool on post. My plan at this point is to modify the program a bit: I'll completely ignore the run for starters, replacing it with a ruck march. As the intensity of the workout increases, I'll increase the standard weight in either my ALICE pack or my Echo Pack, as well as the duration. I'll probably try to do four to five days of swimming per week, two or three alternating days of yomping (ruck marching in buts and utility trousers), and two or three alternating days of calisthenics. If anyone is reading this and wants to keep me accountable, I'd gladly welcome it... Particularly if my accountability source is Mo-Licious, whose method of accountability will include loving ridicule and chicanery.

    I'm almost finished with Guests of the Ayatollah by Mark Bowden. I'm not sure what I'll read when it's finished; what I am sure of is that it feels good to be reading after finishing books at a snail's pace when I was in college.

    Also, I'll be very glad to resume my Fly Reports upon my return, read affectionately every day by you, my beloved audience.

    02 March 2007

    Ichiban Mumtaz

    Hey folks!

    I hope everyone's doing well out there. I'm surviving; I've gotten a lot of reading done in the last few days, and hopefully I'll be able to finish "Guests of the Ayatollah" by the time this deployment's over, and maybe another book or two in the process.

    Aside from Anna Nicole Smith having finally been buried today (which is a "news" story that I have no interest in, nor should any of you), it's been a fairly slow news week. I snagged a couple of stories earlier this week, and hopefully I'll be able to post them soon.

    I've been spending some of my time working on resumes and cover letters for several jobs I intend to apply for in short order. I'm also stressing a little bit about money, for no other reason than lack of it might delay me on some of my immediate hopes, dreams, and aspirations. Then again, I've never gone without before, so I'm not terribly worried about it. My current situation is almost unquestionably through Divine mandate, so I have a great deal of faith that my next post will be under similar circumstances.

    Sorry for the lack of Fly Reports; if my notebook continues to behave, as it did this morning, I may resume them, but it's more likely that they'll remain suspended until my triumphant return to Zoo Station.

    That's all from me for now.

    Si vis pacem, para bellum,
    The Fly