31 May 2006

Fly Report: 31st May 2006

Good morning. This canary died of natural causes.

It's 50° Fahrenheit with partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 66° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

The average price of oil is $70.65 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 11. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

A day will come, in this dawning age, when an honest man sees an honest wage.

30 May 2006

Fly Report: 30th May 2006

Good morning. By the end of Wednesday, I will have quite literally spent four days in a hole in the desert. I dug the hole myself!

It's 48° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 54° Fahrenheit with scattered thunder showers.

The average price of oil is $70.84 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 10, and I've actually read it, finally. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

Is it too late, tonight, to drag the past out into the light?

29 May 2006

Fly Report: 29th May 2006

Good morning. To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.

It's 48° Fahrenheit with wind and partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 51° Fahrenheit with afternoon showers.

The average price of oil is $70.73 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 10. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

Gloria, in te domine.

Professional Fly

Here are a few things I can tell you about work today.

  • I hit a rabbit on my way into the base. It was in the middle of the road, facing left; I veered to the right, hoping it would scare and keep running in the direction it was facing, but it decided to turn and run. Thump. Very unfortunate.
  • I was out in the desert from 06:00 to around 1545. I worked a twelve hour day, total.
  • Part of my day at work involved digging a hole, partly so I'd have somewhere to sit, and partly for something to do.

    Here are a few things I can't tell you about work today.

  • [Insert sensitive information about interaction with personnel.]
  • [Insert sensitive information about interaction with equipment.]
  • [Insert sensitive information about locations and operating procedures.]

    That is all. Thank you.
  • 27 May 2006

    Introspective Rumblings of the Desert Fly

    First and foremost, I want to congratulate Father Time. He and his wife are adopting a dog. I had the privilege of taking care of their old dog, Buddy, from time to time. I can say without hesitation that Buddy was one of my favorite dogs, and I have enjoyed the company of a lot of great dogs. I wish Father Time the best of fortune at making Joey an integral and natural addition to the Time family.

    I have today off; originally, I'd expected to start work this past Monday and work straight through to 9th June without relief. Most of the folks I work with are happy to have the day off; I'd honestly rather be at work. I was watching Miracle with one of my neighbors, and thinking about how disappointed and frustrated I was that I wasn't going to be working today. Even though today's agenda would have consisted almost entirely of sitting out in the desert doing pretty much nothing, I was looking forward to it; helping to train the Army, taking along a book or some Arabic flash cards. Two weeks ago, I was unsure whether or not I even wanted to keep doing the job; now, there's nothing that I could feasibly be doing that I'd rather be doing than going to work.

    Today I'll tidy up my flat, and may try to get my new computer set up one last time before pitching in the towel, driving to Victorville, and trying to exchange it for one that actually works. Right now, I'm watching Spooks; later, probably after I've finished watching the last episode of Series 3, I'll do a bit of reading in The Civil War by Julius Caesar.

    My Field Pants should arrive early next week, and I'm stoked to start wearing them out in the field. I've almost reached the point where I have all the gear I need, between my stuff and the stuff the company's given me. There are things that I still want to get (half of the first segment of the updated Stuff Fly Wants list, for example), but I've got utility trousers, boots, a hydration pack, and a lot of other gear. Now, it's time to start combining gear with education and experience to become the best at the job that I can be. It's time to start carving out my niche, so that when I eventually leave, they're scrambling to try and fill the gap I've made.

    All things considered, though, I still hate California. This is a means to an end; an end that I'm rededicating myself to reaching, no matter how long it takes.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    26 May 2006

    Fly Report: 26th May 2006

    Good morning. Train the force.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit with partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 68° Fahrenheit with afternoon thunder showers.

    The average price of oil is $70.87 per barrel; this yo-yo business is getting pretty old. The exchange rate is $1.87 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 10. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    If the sky can crack, there must be some way back to love and only love.

    Northwest meets Southwest

    This is a picture I took last Friday afternoon of my 2006 TrailBlazer next to a Joshua Tree, about three or four miles out of town, and down a trail that diverts off of a dirt road. How's that for all-terrain?

    The picture was actually taken right after my tour of Goldstone, and right before the TrailBlazer received its first oil change as my car (save for the one they gave it at the dealership right before I picked it up).

    I plan to take many more pictures of Joshua Trees in various settings as my time here in the Mojave Desert continues. I'm hoping to get a few really good sunrise pics, for example; and maybe some themed self-portraits of myself next to them. Maybe wearing military gear, or just UDT trunks and boots. You never know!

    UPDATE: ON a completely unrelated note... Sweet merciful glaven on a stick! They've released an extended edition of Gladiator, my favorite movie of all time! In a couple of weeks, when I get my huge paycheck (because every other paycheck is pretty much huge), I am totally getting this.

    Stuff Fly Wants: New and Improved!

    Military Gear
  • British special forces style rucksack (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £89.99
  • British SAS smock (available at Silverman's in London, item number 35116) - £90.00
  • British Desert DPM trousers
  • Tiger Stripe Utilities - $39.90
  • Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife - $70.83
  • Crye Precision Khaki Range Vest
  • Sand/Black Shemagh
  • Spec Ops Brand Better BDU Belt (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand SAW Pouch (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand Light Sheath Deluxe (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand 40MM Pouch (Tan)
  • Spec Ops Brand M9 Mag Pouch (Tan)
  • Arcteryx Echo Pack (Black or Crocodile)
  • Marine Corps combat boots

    Miscellaneous Clothing
  • Royal Marines T-Shirt - £10.96
  • More Cowbell T-Shirt - $17.99
  • Position Wanted: Pope T-Shirt - $20.00
  • Major League Infidel T-Shirt - $17.00

    Household Items
  • Brita Water Filtration Pitcher - $29.99
  • Xbox DVD Movie Playback Kit - $29.99
  • Guinness logo pint glasses
  • Amazing Pasta Maker - $39.95 [click me]
  • Walther PPK
  • Sheep Skin Rug - price unknown
  • futon

    Books
  • On War by Carl von Clausewitz - $26.00 (Amazon price $16.38)
  • The Gifts of the Jews by Thomas Cahill - $14.95 (Amazon price $9.72)
  • The Philip K. Dick Reader by Philip K. Dick - $15.95 (Amazon price $10.37)

    Entertainment
  • Space Above and Beyond - Complete Series - $41.99 (Amazon price $36.98)
  • Battlestar Galactica - Season 2.0 - $49.98 (Amazon price $31.86)
  • Reno 911! - Season 2 - $39.98 (Amazon price $31.99)
  • Gladiator Extended Edition - $39.98 (Amazon price $29.99)
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • The Island - $29.99 (Amazon price $15.98)
  • The Bourne Supremacy - $19.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Switchfoot - Nothing is Sound - $18.99 (Amazon price $13.99)
  • Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin - $11.98
  • Remy Zero - The Golden Hum - $18.98 (Amazon price $14.99)
  • Gavin DeGraw - Chariot Stripped - $18.98 (Amazon price $13.98)
  • 3 Doors Down - Away From The Sun - $13.98 (Amazon price $11.98)
  • Go-Go's - Return to the Valley of the Go-Go's - $31.98
  • 25 May 2006

    Crazy Wacky Fly News Update

    Remember the good old days, when I used to post news stories every day? Well, I'm hoping to do it a bit more frequently now that I'm more settled here in my new digs.

    American and British scientists have released a journal article detailing the theoretical viability of a cloaking device; nerds everywhere started hyperventilating instantly upon release of the news; and I think I overheard a few mentions of the name "Princess Leia", though that couldn't be confirmed at the time of posting.

    Apparently East Timor has descended back into chaos. Australian commandos (SAS?) have secured the major airport, and an international intervention force will continue trickling in.

    Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is disgruntled over an upcoming video game in which players attempt to overthrow a Venezuelan dictator who's screwing with the world's oil supply. There's another article here. Gee, I wonder why he'd be self-conscious? It's not like he's a power-hungry dictator who's using his country's oil supply to stick it to his political enemies in the international community. Oh wait... He is a power hungry dictator who's screwing with the world's oil supply!? Anyway, I don't remember Chairman Fidel getting all bent out of shape about Ghost Recon: Island Thunder.

    Prime Minister Tony Blair has arrived in Washington for meetings with President Bush. (Fox, CNN) The talks are expected to center on the Middle East, specifically Iraq and Iran.

    Oh, and Somalia is still a God-forsaken war zone. Even the hippies at the BBC think so!

    Fly Report: 25th May 2006

    Good morning. I will try to fix you.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit with rain showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 81° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.52 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 9. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Baby, you're a dangerous idea that almost makes sense.

    Sidebar Update

    I have to be at work early tomorrow, and there's only one article that I even remotely feel like blogging on. However, I was browsing online for tactical gear for work, and decided that it might be cool to put some of my favorite gear sites on the sidebar, as well as some sites with some hilarious T-Shirts; as you regulars know, I love me some funny T-Shirts. If you've got a few minutes to kill, check out either category.

    On Monday, they issued me three pairs of khaki utility trousers; I've also ordered a pair of khaki Field Pants from Crye Precision, which should be here late this week or early next week. I've got some financial obligations back home to pay off before I'll start "making" money. Between rent, natural gas, electricity, home phone, mobile phone, food, a car payment, and petrol, I have a lot of bills to take care of; I also have to get car insurance, as I'm still on my parents' policy until mid-June. Once I've got things paid off back home, I'll start really making a profit at this job. Once I start really making a profit at this job, I'll be able to pick up a few bits and pieces.

    After touring Goldstone Friday, I took some pictures on the way back into town. I have a couple of good pictures of my new TrailBlazer next to a cool looking Joshua Tree; I will post one of those pictures, plus an expanded and updated Stuff Fly Wants list, tomorrow evening.

    Thus saith the Fly.

    24 May 2006

    Fly Report: 24th May 2006

    Good morning. Jeremy thinks it may have some sort of stealth capability.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit with light showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 69° Fahrenheit and sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $70.13 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 8. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    The Father, he's in charge of heaven, made the world in seven, could You put a word in for me?

    History or Heresy

    I know that all the hype will die down in a few weeks when the Da Vinci Code film has run its course, but in the mean time, I'm particularly frustrated. When will the snot-nosed hearsay-mongerers in the ignorant, dollar-hungry media stop producing rubbish like this and begin to understand that the Gnostic gospels are to Christianity what Marvel comic books are to genetic research? For example, this quote from the second page:

    Yet from the earliest hours of Christianity, there were other voices, too, those determined to present a fuller picture of the Magdalene. In several Gnostic Gospels, texts whose dissemination in the past 50 years has turned the study of Christian origins on its head, she is not the wallflower of the New Testament but rather a favored, perhaps favorite, follower of Christ. In the Gospel of Thomas, she and another woman, Salome, are one of six (not 12) true disciples of Jesus. In the Gnostic Dialogue of the Savior, she is referred to "as the woman who understood all things." Most compelling is the Gospel of Mary, not just for its portrait of the Magdalene as a strong, willful woman but also for its radical ideas about gender[...]

    Turned the study of Christian origins on its head? Is anyone else astonished that the same media establishment that will deftly attempt to point out that Usama bin Laden and Abu Musaab al-Zarqawi are heretics according to Islamic law (whether that's true or not is another post entirely) fail completely to understand that Gnosticism was a heresy that preexisted Christianity and had nothing to do with Christian origins? Are journalists really so stupid that they can't comprehend this, or do any research to confirm the words they type?

    If you ask me, the only legitimate journalist out there, other than Michael Medved, is Manda (who has recently gone into a blog version of hiding, hence no link to her new digital digs).

    For crying out loud.

    23 May 2006

    Fly Report: 23rd May 2006

    Good morning. You became my power, my pleasure, my pain.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit with partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 62° Fahrenheit with scattered showers.

    The average price of oil is $69.82 per barrel; may it keep dropping day by day! The exchange rate is $1.87 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 7. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    I want the lot of what you've got, and I want nothing that you're not.

    22 May 2006

    Fly Report: 22nd May 2006

    Good morning. I love you more than I did the week before; I discovered alcohol.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 72° Fahrenheit with scattered thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $67.93 per barrel; may it keep dropping day by day! The exchange rate is $1.87 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 7. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    I believe in the kingdom come, and all the colors will bleed into one.

    19 May 2006

    Mobile Fly

    I got my new mobile yesterday evening. Want it? Leave a message or ring my old mobile, and I'll give you the new number.

    Once I'm back this afternoon, I'll continue work on a profound post about where I'm going in life. In the mean time, I'm going to tour Goldstone today and get my car serviced.

    My question for you folks today is this: do you want me to add any information to the Fly Reports? Is there some piece of daily information about me or about the world that you'd like to learn about on a daily basis by checking out TSTF? If so, post it up.

    Fly Report: 19th May 2006

    Good morning. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!

    It's 54° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 73° Fahrenheit with scattered thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $68.56 per barrel; may it keep dropping day by day! The exchange rate is $1.89 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 6. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

    Innocent, and in a sense I am; guilty of the crime that's now in hand.

    18 May 2006

    Fly Report: 18th May 2006

    Good morning. General Lee knew if he lost Charleston, the war was over. But the odds were against him, because the North had a lot more troops, faster horses, much bigger tanks, jets, planes and SCUD missiles.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 77° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $68.72 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 5. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell.

    Up with the static, and the radio, you can go anywhere.

    Various Items

    A few things, just for the sake of a little drosophilic discussion.

    First off, I keep seeing blurbs online about the new movie, "The Da Vinci Code". As most folks probably know, it was based on the bestselling novel by Dan Brown. Apparently there are people who missed that memo... It's a friggin' novel. Do you know what that means? It's fiction. It's not real There's no evidence whatsoever to indicate that Christ had children with Mary Magdalene; and the "female" figure in da Vinci's "The Last Supper" is well known to be Christ's younger brother, John, who was a youth at the time of the Last Supper. I'm not much on fiction books that make any claim to be historical, particularly when they're hyped up like this book/film has been. Bottom line? I wasn't compelled to read the book, and I'm not compelled to see the film.

    I finished "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell early this afternoon, after two days of marathon 150+ page reads. I found it to be disturbing in some ways, but very compelling, and very well bundled together; the developments were plausible, the storyline was believable, and I'm glad that I finally sat down and read it. It's been on my infamous reading list since 2001, and I've kept putting it off and putting it off. It was worth the read, and I'd like to thank occasional commentator "Lela" for recommending it all those years ago.

    I'm enjoying my days off from work, though I'll be happy to get back when the time comes. I have some paperwork that I have to get finished up, but I'll be on base for my tour of the Goldstone facility on Friday anyway, so it'll be easy to drop in and get that taken care of once the tour is over. Tomorrow (Thursday) I'll get my driver's license changed and mail some money back to my home bank, as my bank doesn't have any branches down here; I should also get my new mobile tomorrow. I've set up direct deposit, so by the time my second paycheck arrives next week, it'll go straight to the bank, and I can then pay various bills. I'll get my car serviced for the first time on Friday afternoon. That just leaves taking care of computer issues, which I may work on tomorrow evening.

    The only other major news I have is that I ordered a pair of khaki Crye Precision Field Pants last night... And a Dirka-Dirkastani flag patch. For work... Yeah, that's the ticket.

    That's the story, and I'm sticking to it.

    17 May 2006

    Fly Report: 17th May 2006

    Good morning. I was employing the covert ordnance tactics that I learned.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 71° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

    The average price of oil is $69.53 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 4. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell.

    Don't believe the devil, I don't believe his book; the truth is not the same without the lies he made up.

    16 May 2006

    To Do List

    Here are some of the things I need to accomplish this week.

  • Get the Trailblazer serviced
  • Change to a California driver's license
  • Call tech support RE: new computer
  • Either set up or cancel DSL service
  • Tour Goldstone (Friday)
  • Finish "The Sparrow"
  • Get a new mobile
  • Pay electric bill

    Today's the only day this week that I work; even so, I think I've got my work cut out for me. More later.
  • Fly Report: 16th May 2006

    Good morning. I'm in a neighborhood park all covered with cheese.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and mostly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 75° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $69.68 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 3. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell.

    Touch me, take me to that other place; teach me, I know I'm not a hopeless case.

    15 May 2006

    Father Time, Spock, and Roman History

    [Note: This post, a copy-and-paste ripoff of Patrick Stewart's 1993 monologue from SNL Transcripts, is inspired by Father Time's most recent post, Volcanology 101, and the ensuing comments. Enjoy!]

    Patrick Stewart: I have no illusions why I'm here tonight. It's because of "Star Trek: The Next Generation." Well, thank you very much, but I have a confession to make. When I was first given the role of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I pretended to take it all in my stride... I was so cool in interviews, I claimed never to have seen the original classic Trek. But it was all an act, because, inside, I was so ecstatic... I was delirious. You see, not only am I probably the biggest "Star Trek" fan of all time, but, well, as my friends can tell you, I am virtually an encyclopedia of "Star Trek" facts and trivia.

    Well, now, for example, listen... Here's a fact I bet you don't know. On the original show, the name of the spaceship was not the "Star Trek"! No, no, it was, in fact, the "Enterprise". Now that's true. Now, all right, here's another one: Everyone knows that the part of Captain James M. Kirk was played by William Shiner. Then, of course, later he was to become very famous as the Six Million Dollar Man. But how many of you here know which actor played the chief medical officer, Dr. McCray, who was, of course, otherwise known as Boney? You give up, don't you? Well that was Forest D. Kelley. Well, perhaps you knew that one, but can you name to me the ship's other medical officer? You see, because, of course, there were two. You see, you're stumped. You are forgetting Dr. Spock. Now you remember, right? He was the pointy-eared creature, you know? Half-human, half-volcano, and he was forever tormenting old Boney with his cold volcano logic. Alright, here's another bit of trivia. Did you know that another "Star Trek" character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television?

    Anyway, being the "Star Trek" trivia maniac that I am, well you can imagine my feelings when I first learned that I won the role of Captain Picard. I felt a kinship, you know, with all those unforgettable legendary chartacters - Kirk, Boney, and especially Spock, and I even know... Well, I wrote a note to Leonard Portnoy, but I guess he never received it. Anyway, Leonard, if you're watching, this is for you:

    "Outer Space: The Last Frontier. These are the trips of the Star Trek Enterprise. Its five year plan calls for us to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly fly where no man has gone in space. Live long, and be happy." [ makes a peace sign ]

    Well, we've got a great show tonight! Salt N Pepa is here! Stick around, because we'll be back!

    Fly Report: 15th May 2006

    Good morning. Don't turn out like your mother.

    It's 46° Fahrenheit and rainy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 70° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $70.64 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.90 for £1, or £0.52 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Samuel 2. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell.

    In a little while, this hurt will hurt no more.

    13 May 2006

    Good News

    I've just read the best news ever. @U2 is reporting that U2Achtung.com has confirmed that a Zoo TV concert will be released on DVD in October. It's likely that it will be a DVD release of Zoo TV Live from Sydney, which is currently only available on VHS, though this hasn't been confirmed.

    You'd better believe that I'll be on Amazon.com's waiting list for this. Zoo TV was the tour that accompanied Achtung Baby, and many of you will know that said album pretty much defines all other music as far as I'm concerned. It is the pinnacle of audio artwork in history, topping even Gregorian chant in its importance.

    This is going to be totally sweet.

    Twenty-One Days

    Today marks three weeks to the day since my arrival in Barstow. I've been working since 25th April without a day off; I have three days, I'll work Tuesday, and then I won't have to be back at work until next Monday. So far, the pay's good; more than enough to make ends meet, and leave me with a little bit left over.

    I'm living frugally. Save for driving to work, running errands on base, and running to the grocery store, I've pretty much stuck to my flat. I try to eat two meals a day, although I do a little bit of snacking here and there. In a week and a half, when I go back to work for three weeks straight, I hope to start running in the mornings, and maybe even hitting the pool. The desert is a wilderness in every imaginable context; it's an unforgiving, savage land; but I'm practically super-human, and I'm determined to make the desert work for me.

    It's May, and it's already too hot for my tastes; then again, my favorite vacation spots are Wyoming in November, and Orkney, where the highest recorded temperature was 74° Fahrenheit. A job that requires trousers and steel-toed boots in ninety degree weather isn't exactly my idea of perfection, but I'm making a good run of it by trying to find shade, drinking a lot of water, and checking out the scenery.

    I can't give details about my job; I've already caught heat for putting relatively mundane information on the blog, and you might notice that some posts have been pulled accordingly. What I can say is that I accomplished a very impressive feat on Thursday; one that hasn't been accomplished at Fort Irwin in months, and one that has never been accomplished by anyone in the company. I've been at work two and a half weeks, and I already have bragging rights. That's probably a good sign.

    I've got unlimited long distance, as well as DSL and a brand new computer that's not even set up yet; that happens today, as it's the first day off. I don't have cable, and I'm not sure that I'll get it. Instead, I've been reading. When I'm at work, I read Black Hawk Down as professional development; when I'm at home, I read The Sparrow for leisure. From my collection of several hundred books, I brought seventy-eight, including several books that aren't for regular reading; examples of this include a Bible, a New Testament, The Book of Common Prayer, two physical fitness books (1, 2, several books I've already read (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14), and a number of books that I intend to read. I have books on philosophy, history, the Middle East, astrophysics (two books by Stephen Hawking, baby!), embalming, and Dirty Jokes and Beer by Drew Carey. Basically, I have things to keep me busy; and there's always the X-Box, Sports Night, Battlestar Galactica, Spooks, and U2 on video.

    In those many moments of solitude, when neither word nor note are there to fill the void, I'm left to my thoughts. I'm like David, in the wilderness, fleeing from King Saul's assassins; I find myself climbing the highest mountain, running through the fields, and relentlessly scaling these city walls. I still haven't found what I'm looking for; but in my isolation, in my discomfort, in those moments of solitude, I'm leaving room for the Spirit to move in mysterious ways.

    12 May 2006

    Fly Report: 12th May 2006

    Good morning. I'm in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.

    It's 45° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 64° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $72.90 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.88 for £1, or £0.53 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is Psalm 40. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell.

    Some days are better than others.

    11 May 2006

    Fly Report: 11th May 2006

    Good morning. Yeah, but that's all gonna change once I grow a goatee.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 60° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $72.86 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Corinthians 13. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden and "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell.

    Love, we'll shine like a burning star, fallen from the sky tonight.

    10 May 2006

    Fly Report: 10th May 2006

    Good morning. Magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.

    It's 68° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 49° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy.

    The average price of oil is $70.81 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Corinthians 12. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden.

    Leave it behind; you've got to leave it behind.

    Rotation

    Back when I was on a message board (where I met such folks as April, Sarah Canuck and Beckstraordinary), every now and again someone would post a "Rotation"; everyone's replies matched, but were changed accordingly to reflect their own condition. So, here's trying it out...

    Currently Reading: The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell and Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden
    Currently Listening: Pop by U2, Pocket Full of Kryptonite by Spin Doctors
    Currently Watching: Sports Night (Episode 22: Napoleon's Battle Plan), Spooks (Episode 2
    Currently Eating: grilled chicken, peaches, cottage cheese

    I have to admit, part of the reason for this post is to try and jolt my blog frontpage from being completely black, back to displaying information and posts. I hope it works! Anyway, post your own answers to the listed criteria. If this is popular, I may do it more often.

    09 May 2006

    Covert Ordnance Tactics

    Dan: It was a bomb scare, Rebecca, I was serpentining. I was employing the covert ordnance tactics that I learned.
    Rebecca: Where did you learn covert ordnance tactics?
    Dan: 'Nam.
    Rebecca: You're avoiding me.
    Dan: Yes.
    Rebecca: No, you are.
    Dan: I just admitted it.
    Rebecca: Why are you avoiding me?
    Dan: Why?
    Rebecca: Yeah.
    Dan: Take a wild, flailing, shot in the dark. Take a ridiculous, nothin' on the line, Hail Mary toss from the backcourt heave at why I might be avoiding you.
    Rebecca: 'Cause you thought Steve and I were divorced when in reality we're only separated and Steve wants us to go back into counseling and I'm on the fence about it and you hate Steve?
    Dan: That's amazing.
    Rebecca: Dan...
    Dan: That's amazing that you got it on the first guess like that. I'm gonna take you on tour. We're gonna make some money, me and you.

    Fly Report: 09th May 2006

    Good morning. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer.

    It's 57° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 44° Fahrenheit with morning rain and snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $70.27 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame), since it's not really related to astronomy at all.

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Corinthians 11. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden.

    Don't try too hard to think; don't think at all.

    08 May 2006

    Fly Report: 8th May 2006

    Good morning. Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

    It's 61° Fahrenheit and fair in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 48° Fahrenheit with rain and snow showers.

    The average price of oil is $69.98 per barrel; that's better than last week, but it's still too much. Meanwhile, the exchange rate continues to get worse; it's $1.86 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Corinthians 10. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden.

    Looking for to save my, save my soul.

    06 May 2006

    Young Fly

    From the archives of Chain Smokers Anonymous we present this picture of young Fly under the category Troubled Youth. I'm skeptical as to the categorization, because everything looks perfectly normal to me.

    With great patience and stick figure drawings, Fly explained the picture is fraught with symbolism. I would agree it's "fraught" alright, but "with symbolism" eludes me. However, realizing The Fly is light years ahead of me intellectually, I have accepted his interpretation and will move on to less stressful pursuits, like calculating the tilt of the earth's axis in 2020 and its effect on the moon's phases in and around Malaysia.

    Friday Night

    Well, I'm watching my second episode of Spooks of the night. I tossed the two pieces of chicken I had left, so my dinner at this point is a bottle of Guinness Extra Stout. There was no Fly Report this morning because I had an abnormally early mission. Tomorrow will be a normally scheduled day... Except that it's Saturday, I'm working, and there are already no Fly Reports on Saturdays.

    The flat isn't completely set up; I finally have my DSL equipment, but I don't have the energy to set up DSL and my new computer on account of the combination of heat, an early morning, and at least a little hard work. However, I found the energy to do two things relating to money:

  • calculate my projected paycheck for the last two weeks
  • submit the required information for the rebate on my new computer

    The projected paycheck was causing me a bit of worry. Under my initial calculations, my paycheck was looking a bit tight; probably manageable, but tight. It was only later that I realized that I'd omitted something very, very important: my entire first work week, which was forty hours. Needless to say, the corrected projection was much closer to the "friendly" paycheck I'd been expecting; and who knows, maybe the taxes on it won't be as much as I'd figured in. As a rule of thumb, I've assumed about thirty percent of my paycheck will be taxed, but in the past I've had an accountant tell me that fifteen or twenty percent is more realistic; however, that's when I was making only $8.00 an hour, plus bonuses and a little bit of per diem overtime. At any rate, even assuming such heavy taxes, I'll still be making double in two weeks what I used to make in a month. I'll drink to that!

    I'll probably have at least a little bit of time off, two or three days maybe, coming in about a week, week and a half. I probably won't evacuate Barstow, just because I'd like to sort of live frugally for my first couple of months. However, I'll probably make a few minor purchass; for example, a pair of Crye Precision field pants, and possibly a copy of On War by Carl von Clausewitz. Eventually I'd like to buy a few more furnishings for my flat, but since I don't spend that much time here and I live alone, it's not exactly pressing.

    Well, I should probably close this up. I don't have to be at work early tomorrow, but I do have to be there (which is good, it means another big paycheck in a couple of weeks); today was an extremely early morning, so I think that I'm going to attempt to read, stretch out, and then have some quiet time before going to bed. I'll try to figure out something fun and exciting to post tomorrow.

    Thus saith the Fly.
  • 04 May 2006

    Fly Report: 4th May 2006

    Good morning. I had sex last week for the first time since Lisa and I split up. It was with a woman I hardly know, and I'm feeling kind of conflicted about it. For many reasons, I suppose, not the least of which is I obviously have to confront some unresolved feelings for Dana. Plus I really miss my shirt.

    It's 52° Fahrenheit with wind and partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 39° Fahrenheit with morning snow.

    The average price of oil is $71.66 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Corinthians 5. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden.

    Tuba mirum spagrens sonum, descendit in inferno.

    03 May 2006

    Fly Report: 03rd May 2006

    Good morning. Remember every valor of yours, for now the need comes hardest upon you to become a spearman, a fearless warrior.

    It's 55° Fahrenheit with wind and partial clouds in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 48° Fahrenheit with partial clouds.

    The average price of oil is $74.62 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Corinthians 5. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden.

    Don't fall on your sword, just play another chord if you feel you're getting bored.

    A Cryptic Transmission

    Would you look at the time? It's been almost a year since I disappeared from the campus of [Generic University] and escaped to dream it all up again. I told you all that I'd pop back up, in another time and another place, so here I am, peeking out from my new hideout in the desert for a few moments.

    All of this time has given me time to think; they say that idle hands are my boss's workshop, but sometimes you just have to remind yourself what sloth feels like in order to come up with something truly brilliant. This must not be one of those times; I feel as if my proverbial intellectual wings have been clipped. Here at Zoo Station, deep in a desert enclave in full view of a grove of Joshua Trees, I've ben wracking my brain to come up with something profound... But everything is profane instead. Consider the source.

    Oh, once I was brilliant. I was the morning star, the brightest of all His creations. I wonder if He's forgotten me, though; I seem to remember reading, once upon a time when I ran in my old intellectual circles, that the things of the past are forgotten. I understood the reasoning then, but it seems so painful and crass from the outside looking in. I hate to think that the love was conditional; of course, the truth is that the love was unconditional, but that didn't mean that the benefits of that love were unconditional. He still loves me; that, I'm sure of. It's so unfortunate that He doesn't allow for a bit of artistic license, or creative differences. Very closed-minded, if you ask me.

    So here I am, stuck in God's country, hiding away from the heat while I search without success for inspiration. I feel as if I've lost something; as if I'm here in the desert to dismantle an atomic bomb, so to speak, but my mind is in Van Dieman's Land or something. Perhaps I'm already gone...

    02 May 2006

    Fly Report: 02nd May 2006

    Good morning. Give me a reason for life and for death, and a reason for drowning while I hold my breath.

    It's 50° Fahrenheit with wind and sun in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 49° Fahrenheit with sunshine.

    The average price of oil is $74.07 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.83 for £1, or £0.55 for $1.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

    Today's scripture reading is 2 Corinthians 4. The Fly is currently reading "Black Hawk Down" by Mark Bowden.

    Sleight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails she makes me wait.

    A Simple Question

    You know, I'm not in the mood to get terribly engrossed in a long and drawn out post about illegal immigration. I'm too hot and tired from a day of work to get too philosophical. I'll merely ask this one, simple question.

    Why is it that Mexicans/Central Americans are too good to immigrate through legal channels?

    Canadians, Brits, Pakistanis, Sudanese, these groups go through the proper procedures. America is a nation of immigrants. Everyone's family consisted of immigrants at one time or another, and the majority of them came here legally. All of my relatives came here legally over the course of several centuries. Suddenly Hispanics feel some sort of entitlement to legal status after having broken American laws for years and decades? Suddenly they feel that they're somehow better than other foreigners who apply for American citizenship or permanent residency and get it the legal way?

    I call "shenanigans".

    01 May 2006

    Fly Report: 1 May 2006

    I have climbed the highest mountains, I have run through the fields,
    Only to be with you, only to be with you


    It will be 84°F in Barstow and partly cloudy, and will be 87°F and sunny in Dallas. The weather in these locations is presented as a public service by Father Time for the exclusive use of Mo and Michelle.

    The average price for a barrel of oil is $72.45. The average price for a gallon of regular gasoline is $2.81. The dollar is worth 0.7905 €€. Therefore, in Euros, a gallon of gas costs 2.22 €€. So, if we converted to euros, the price of gasoline would not seem as bad. The result then is one less thing to worry about and the creation of more time to devote to our male/female relationships. Once again, the Fly Report brings sanity to an insane world.

    Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is (Available)/(Mind Boggling)/(Of No Consequence Whatsoever) I don't do astronomy pictures on my birthday.

    Today's scripture reading is 1 Genesis 8. The Fly is reading The Fear Of Fighting by Mike Tyson. It's fascinating; the movie should be first rate. Jon Heder is auditioning for the role of Mike.

    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for

    Thus Saith Pseudo Fly

    Father Time Confesses

    OK, so The Fly isn't a jet fighter pilot yet. But its not my fault. When I saw this picture of Fly's new car, I assumed that only a fighter pilot would own a car like this. My only crime, IMHO, is assuming, and in that regard I plead "Guilty."

    The truth is, Fly bought the car in advance knowing it would only be a matter of time before he was a jet pilot. Once again, it's Fly over FT 1-0.