28 February 2005

One More

Before I go, I want to post a couple of blogs to take a look at, more for my benefit than yours.

  • Things I Hate About My Flatmate
  • Radio Free Nepal

    Right then, I'm off to class. Later, wankers.
  • Messin' Around

    Okay, so I've messed around a little bit with the sidebar stuff, but I can't decide how I want to do it. As a result, I've decided to ask you, the valued reader, for your preference. When you click on one of the links to your right, do you want it to open in a new browser window, or the same browser window? Right now, I'm somewhat torn on the whole thing.

    I've also added a new category, as promised. In the next day or two, I'll go through and put links where the bullets stand now, but I need a bit more time than I have available to me now to decide what's going to go there, and what's not going to make the cut. In the meantime, I've put a couple of goodies there for your reading pleasure; these will definitely make the cut, and we'll see what else goes there. This category won't qualify as "time wasters" because reading them or doing them isn't a waste of time, but they're not periodicals, news sites, blogs, or frequently updated bits and pieces.

    At any rate, I'm out. If you get bored with reading what I've posted, there's a veritable cornucopia of good stuff at Tech Central Station today, go check it out.

    Sanctioning Chairman Kim

    Japan is going to start requiring special pollution insurance on vessels from North Korea, effectively sanctioning Chairman Kim's exports.

    Calling Homer Simpson

    Russia has admitted "problems in their security at nuclear sites. The solution? Give nuclear fuel to Iran.

    Russia on Iran

    Hmmm, this is interesting. Russia has told Iran that Uranium enrichment programs would be "economically ruinous." So why provide them with fuel?

    Sedition!

    Fifteen Bangladeshi (Bangles?) folks who are suspected of being Islamofascist terrorist murderers have been arrested on sedition charges.

    In Need of Seaman?

    You have got to be kidding me.

    Kyrgyzstan Follow-Up

    Following up on this post, Kyrgyzstan will be having run-off elections.

    Japanese Moon Base

    Okay, so apparently Japan is considering a research base on the Moon. My response to this?

    When cars fly.

    You Be the Judge

    What do you folks think: divine retribution for having voted for John Kerry?

    Resigned to Change

    The Lebanese government has resigned. Now, to most Americans, this will make no sense. How can a government resign? Well, it all has to do with the rules of parliamentary government, which is a system that the United States does not follow. Basically, if we did use the parliamentary model, the Republican party would be the "government" and the opposition party would be the opposition. I'm not an expert in this, so for more information look here.

    In Retrospect

    You know, as I was driving over to campus, I had time to reflect on just how many crazy women I've dated. There was Mudflap, who still won't leave me alone (though I don't think I've heard from her since maybe Halloween?). There was Magdalena, who after one extremely good date, hooked up with this other guy she'd been spending time under, and when I tried to remain friends with her, accused me behind my back of stalking her; luckily, everyone she claimed that to saw between the lines, and most of them didn't like her to begin with. There was Jenny... Well, yeah, that was partly my fault, but she was still very high maintenance, and very touchy.

    I'm hard pressed to find more than one or two girls I've dated, ever, who didn't have some serious psychological defect.

    Anyway, I'm going to use the head, then check the news.

    The Failure of Bureaucracy

    Just a quick gripe to start off the week (and maybe this is a bad omen); at least it's from Friday.

    Remember that midterm from Class 1 that I turned in three days late? Well, I went into the department, knowing full well that Professor Fashion Challenged wasn't in his office. I get there to find that only the department secretary is there. Now, the department secretary who was there when I started nearly five years ago was awesome. Then she retired near the end of my junior year, and was replaced by an alumnus of the university. She quit last year, and was replaced over the summer by a real dim bulb who I hear isn't very personable; I've been unimpressed with her at every point that I've interacted with her.

    Anyway, so I took in my paper at 16:15 and said that I wanted her to sign off on the date and time, and then hand it off to Professor Fashion Challenged.

    "Actually, I think Doctor Fashion Challenged has left for the day."

    Really? Those are some superior powers of deduction there, ma'am.

    "Yes, I realize that, I just don't want him to come in on Monday and dock me points for turning it in then when I turned it in on Friday. It's already late."

    "Oh, okay."

    So she walked into the back room where the mail boxes are. What a tool. Anyway, I have things to accomplish; I'll check through the news once I get to campus in a couple of hours.

    Enough

    Let me know that You hear me
    Let me know Your touch
    Let me know that You're near me
    Let that be enough
    - Switchfoot


    G'night, folks. Assuming Chairman Kim doesn't start World War V tonight (World War III having been the Cold War and World War IV being the Global War on Islamofascist Terrorism), I'll be back in the morning.

    Maybe I'll go shooting tomorrow afternoon. If not shooting... Maybe I'll play Circus Maximus. There's nothing to eliminate stress like putting rounds down range or slashing at Amazon women with a gladius and a scream.

    The Undiscovered Country

    I was with The Mirror longer than I've been with any girl in my life, even though we were separated by about seven or eight thousand miles during the majority of that time. Yeah, seven or eight.

    There aren't many women I can count on. There aren't many people I can count on, but I only have to count on my buddies so far. Gus, Rampage, Big Red, and... Well, I'll have to come up with a nickname for the fourth one to use on here, but basically, the extent of my communication with my guy friends requires nothing more than grunting. We can go shooting, we can play pool, we can have drinks and talk about ancient history. Except for that fourth guy... Ehhh, let's just call him Dark Horse. Dark Horse isn't a history guy, but we find stuff to talk about. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that I don't have to trust them in the same way that I have to trust women. There's an inherent trust between male buddies, because there isn't even a remote chance at intimacy.

    I don't have that comfort with women, at least, not with women my age. Even with girls I'm not attracted to, there's always that spectre. And with girls I've dated, there's always, always been the letdown. The Mirror was almost perfect when I was across the pond; then I got home, and I all but stopped hearing from her, and had to do all the work.

    There was the girl who I dated before I left, who was pretty much entirely messed up. She had zero sexual morality, so not only could I not trust her to be stable or rational, ever; I couldn't trust her to have not caught something over the years. Yeah, that one was doomed from the beginning.

    There was Fat Jessica. She used me for food, always giving me a coy smile, calling me with that flirty little voice. It took me months to figure that one out, including a wasted twenty-first birthday.

    Anyway, this is all to say that I get more and more cynical about "romance" and "commitment" as time goes by. I'm sure it's one of those things where you don't even consider the women you can trust. I suppose this is a natural thought process when you've just gone single; it's still bollocks, though. Justified bollocks, maybe. Necessary suffering? Necessary to realize just how precious that person will be, when and if you ever actually find her.

    I've said before, and I'll say again, that the necessary understanding of the overwhelming greatness of the City of Blinding Light can not be reached without having glimpsed the City of Profane Darkness. I suppose this is one of the real world examples of this... Or rather, one of the temporal examples. If, someday, I find a woman worth trusting, I'll probably appreciate her more because of The Mirror's flaws. And because of Fat Jessica's flaws. And the other dozen, or two dozen, or three dozen women I've dated, or met, or wanted to date...

    It's times like this I could really go for a cold bottle of Guinness. Unfortunately, I can't justify drinking one, because it's the last bottle I've got. It's good to know that I accomplished something this weekend, like going to the grocers to stock the flat with food... Oh wait, I didn't. I was too exhausted to do anything but sit in this chair.

    Anyway. I'm going to bed, folks. If you've taken the time to read my stuff as I've lamented about the declining standards in wife candidates... Thanks. For what it's worth, this is more venting than anything else; eight hours of sleep and a little bit of work on one or more of my research papers, and I'll be back to my old, chipper self. This week shouldn't be anything near the exhausting nightmare that last week was.

    The Protest Continues

    The protests in Lebanon continue, in spite of instructions to the Lebanese military to crack down.

    You've got to admit, these guys make all of those losers from PETA and the whackos who protested the liberation of Afghanistan and Iran look like absolute tools.

    27 February 2005

    When Fame Catches Up

    This weekend, I've seen one of the most disturbing things in recent memory. Burger King has started running adverts with Darius Rucker, lead singer of Hootie and the Blowfish, dressed up like a rhinestone cowboy, peddling tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch sandwiches. If it weren't so painful to see someone who I've seen twice in concert reduced to such a spectacle, it would be almost entertaining. (And that includes sitting through Jordan Knight (former New Kid) and Ninety-Eight Degrees (Jessica Simpson's husband plus three other guys).

    Say it ain't so, Darius. Say it ain't so.

    Defending Harvard

    Remember the president of Harvard that got into all that trouble for suggesting that women and men think differently and are good at different things? Well, it looks like some people are defending his position.

    "War lords!"

    A group of warlord government folks in Somalia have denounced a plan to bring in foreign peacekeepers.

    In a comedic twist, this allows me to post a transcript from an old episode of Saturday Night Live that pokes fun at the eating habits of President Clinton, who's in Taiwan violating America's "one-China" policy by recommending closer economic ties between the Republic of China (Taiwan/real China) and the illegally usurped China (China).

    Jerusalem versus Syria

    Following up on previous posts, Israel intends to show that Syria was involved in the Tel Aviv bombing, based upon Israeli military intelligence. For those of you who don't know, Israeli intelligence is second to none.

    Syria Strikes Back

    Whoa, I didn't see this one coming!

    Syria handed over a highly wanted half-brother of Saddam Hussein who is suspected of funding and planning the post-war insurgency, Iraqi sources say.

    Iraq's government announced the capture of the former Saddam Hussein aide Sabawi Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti.

    Iraq did not comment on Syria's role but the Iraqi sources said Damascus had acted under international pressure.

    Between that bombing two weeks ago in Beirut and Friday's business in Tel Aviv, the Syrians have overextended themselves. If they'd kept a low profile, they could have probably kept under the international radar, affording themselves relative immunity.

    Part of the dividend of Operation Iraqi Freedom has been that nations like Syria and Iran are under far greater scrutiny now, so that when Iran signs a deal to buy nuclear fuel from Russia, or Syria sponsors a bombing in Lebanon, people actually hear about it. I guarantee you that three weeks ago, most Americans didn't know that Syria had troops in Lebanon; now most of them still don't, but a lot more do than did before.

    Operation Iraqi Freedom has put state sponsors of terrorism on notice that if they don't cooperate with their commitments and obligations, there will be a price to pay. It's almost entertaining to see that Assad in Syria and Khatami in Iran aren't smart enough to figure that out.

    Analyzing the Bush Doctrine

    You know, I hadn't quite thought of this, but Bane makes a lot of sense. In the comments to one of his posts, he writes:

    People who say Bush is stupid for touting the gay marriage thing don't understand how truly sly he is. He picks the most devisive issue that separates Liberal from Conservative, beats on the drum, and flushes all the snakes from the tall grass. Every time some homo or homo-symp squawks about it, they out themselves, and we discriminate and move on.

    Brilliant strategy. The Iraq attack has done the same thing, by flushing out our traitors here, and showing us who our friends and enemies in the world really are. And better yet, making our enemies out themselves.

    Brilliant.

    Now, as usual, Bane could stand to use some gentler language, but then again, that's the beauty of Bane: he doesn't sugar coat anything. At any rate, he's spot on. By championing traditional marriage while using rational, even-handed rhetoric to discuss the issue of "gay marriage," the President forces his opponents to come out into the open, thus forcing them to orient to him and not vice versa. It's the same on the Iraq War. By attacking an open, unabashed state sponsor of terrorism, but one that wasn't directly involved in 9/11, he forced the nations of the world to show their hand; now we know which of our "allies" we can rely on to do the right thing (Britain, Poland, Italy, Australia, et cetera) and which we can rely on to fink out on us when the going gets rough (Canada, France, Germany, Spain, and Russia).

    Exclusion

    According to Senator McCain, Russia should be excluded from the next G8 meeting on account of their nuclear fuel deal with Iran, a state sponsor of terrorism.

    Works for me.

    Bilingual Idiocy

    Oh, come on, give me a break.

    LEBANON, Tenn. — A Tennessee judge is under fire from some civil libertarians, and now a higher court must decide whether a parental language requirement is an issue of civil rights or child welfare.

    “He can no more order people to learn English or lose their children than I can order you to learn Spanish,” said Jerry Gonzalez, a civil rights attorney. “The First Amendment has clearly been interpreted to mean that we can all communicate with our children in whatever form we want to.”

    Only in America can someone be criticized for telling someone they need to be able to speak the language. I don't know the details of the case, but it can all be summed up with one simple question: If you can't speak English, then what are you doing in America in the first place?

    Sharon Speaks Out

    Prime Minister Sharon has made a statement demanding action against "Palestinian" terrorist murderers in light of Friday's bombing in Tel Aviv.

    Captured

    They've snagged Saddam's half brother, who was the Six of Diamonds. Between him, and all of Zarqawi's goons they've been capturing lately, it's shaped up to be a good month for the Iraqi police and military.

    Green Glowin' Mullahs

    The mullahs and the Russkies have signed on the dotted line. Thanks, Vladi!

    Former Soviet Socialist Republics

    Fox News and the BBC both have articles about this weekend's elections in Kyrgyzstan, and the BBC has an article about this weekend's elections in Tajikistan.

    Within my lifetime, these countries would have been controlled entirely from Moscow. Between these elections, and Mubarak announcing that he'll have competitors in this year's election, this is a good weekend for democracy and freedom in the Islamic world.

    User Poll

    I have a question for you wankers. What in the name of all things glaven am I supposed to do with a bag full of Lithuanian chocolate?

    Wisdom

    Want wisdom? This is wisdom.

    Passing the Buck

    Alright, let's recap. Yesterday, a murderous terrorist savage blew himself to bits, killing four Israelis and injuring many others. Now, six months ago, any number of different murderous terrorist groups would have claimed responsibility, making it unclear who actually did it. And today?

    Hamas: "We didn't do it!"
    Al Aqsa Martyr's Brigade: "Hezbollah did it!"
    Hezbollah: "No we didn't! Islamic Jihad did it!"
    Islamic Jihad Spokesman: "We did not! You lie!"
    Islamic Jihad Damascus Office: "Yes, we did! Didn't you get the memo!?"

    Basically, all of these groups want to kill the Jews, they all want to be martyrs, and go to paradise, and be serviced by seventy-two virgins, but nobody wants to be the one to break the ceasefire. Causing this truce to fall apart (or at least, doing it openly) is bad news for whichever group of terrorist barbarians does it.

    As I noted earlier, "Palestinian" security officers have made some arrests at the direction of President Abbas, which is a very good sign. I'm growing more and more impressed with Mahmoud Abbas; he may very well be the best chance for a peaceful resolution to all of this madness in Israel.

    Diverting the Aid

    And so it begins.

    Sri Lanka has so many tsunami relief supplies it is now distributing them to those unaffected by the disaster.

    The country's social services minister said goods were being sent to homes for the elderly and institutions for children and the disabled.

    Supplies of milk powder, tinned food, bottled water and other goods have left warehouses bulging.

    How much you want to bet that they've started diverting all that money, too?

    Blaming Syria

    The Israeli Defence Minister has accused Syria of being involved in the Tel Aviv bombing.

    The Hand that Feeds

    Workers in Cuba's tourism industry have been ordered to minimize contact with foreigners. Seeing as tourism is one of Cuba's most crucial industries, this can't be good for their economy.

    Interesting that El Presidente wants the money from evil capitalist American dogs, but he doesn't want his people to realize that it's the American system that allows us to visit Cuba without much trouble.

    26 February 2005

    Quick News Update

    Well, I have about an hour to be on the road to college city, so rather than do several individual posts, I'm going to one with several blurbs in it.

    The "Palestinians" have arrested two "Palestinian" suspects in yesterday's bombing in Tel Aviv. A Syrian group has claimed responsibility for that bombing. According to CNN, seven people are being held. More about this later.

    Disagreements between the Russians and the moolahs have delayed signing their nuclear fuel supply deal.

    Egypt has announced election reforms. These reforms will include multi-candidate presidential elections which, assuming no malfeasance on the part of Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak, could allow for Mubarak to be ousted. More on this later; alternate link here.

    Ecowas is lifting sanctions against Togo.

    Shower time.

    Friday Night Recap

    Well, I got home, and I've been pretty much sittin' ever since. I've got a number of things to do this weekend; I'm going to be honest, even though I have a couple of things scheduled tomorrow, I'm going to be as low-energy as possible. I've absolutely thrashed, and I don't want a break, I need a break, and I deserve a break after the week I've had. I'm going to start by sleeping in tomorrow morning.

    At any rate, I spent the evening the way I've been spending most Friday evenings lately: watching Enterprise and Battlestar Galactica, both of which were fairly good. (The ending on Enterprise was a bit too easy, but whatever.) Galactica started strong, and it's staying strong. The article from TCS that I posted a couple of weeks ago, the one that said that part of the strength of the remake series is that it's focusing on the conflicts of politics, the military, and culture in general? It was right on. Tonight, the episode was about the interrogation of a Cylon infiltrator. I'll have to consider whether or not I think it was a jab at the administration.

    I've added a few links over the past couple of days, and a new category for links I'm in the process of evaluating. Tomorrow I'm going to add some more links, things that shouldn't be deemed "time wasters," but also shouldn't be considered periodicals and checked frequently. You'll see what I mean when I've got it all set up.

    I'm beat. I've been running ragged since about Tuesday. I'm bringing the dog in, then I'm going to bed.

    UPDATE: Just one more thing before I go. I know I've only been doing this for a couple of months, but I must say, it's extremely satisfying to have posted a story before another blogger has, particularly if it's a popular blogger who you respect a lot. It's not a case of one-upmanship; it's a case of knowing that you either A) have talent or B) have too much time on your hands.

    G'night, folks.

    Secretary With Style

    It's images like these that make me proud to be an American. Link, link, link.

    (Special thanks to The Ugly American for the links.)

    Repatriation

    The remains of an Air Force pilot who crashed in Chinese territory during a Korean War dog fight with a Russian pilot have been identified.

    Reconsidering the Anglican Split

    Well, I've only just now had a chance to read through the BBC's Q&A page about the recent developments in the Anglican church, and there's something I want to point out.

    Many conservatives say the Bible is an infallible guide to human conduct, which must be followed strictly.

    The liberals say the Bible must be interpreted in the light of modern knowledge.

    They also point out that some conservatives are selective in choosing which injunctions to obey: nobody now takes the Bible seriously on the treatment of slaves, for instance.

    And Jesus himself is not on record as saying anything about homosexuality.

    Okay, a couple of things stand out.

    First, if you don't believe that the Bible is an infallible guide to human conduct, then you're not a Christian. It's as simple as that. If you believe that the Bible's a man-made book that needs to be interpreted and reconsidered, you're welcome to do that, but that's not Christianity. Religion and philosophy are similar, but they're not the same. You can be a Stoic, or a Neo-Platonist, or a Cynic, or an adherent to any of the ancient philosophies and still reject bits and pieces based on modern knowledge. Religion, and the Christian religion in particular, does not allow for that. If you want to interpret the Bible, take what you want from it and dismiss what you don't want from it, that's fine; but don't call yourself a Christian. There are plenty of people who use the Bible as a source of philosophy or morality who dismiss its authority. Let's call a spade a spade.

    A lot of people give the example of slavery in the Bible. Most of them don't know the first thing about slavery in the ancient world, and they're especially ignorant of slavery in the Biblical connotation. Slavery existed in the Ancient Near East in ancient times; the Bible allowed for that, because it was an existing institution. Under the precepts set forth in the Bible, a slave was a prisoner of war. If one soldier or warrior bested another, he could either kill him, or spare his life. If the winner spared the life of the loser, the loser went into an indentured servitude for a duration of seven years, after which time he was to be granted his freedom. The Bible does not command slavery, it does not condone chattel slavery, it does not recommend the beating or mistreatment of slaves. How do I know these things? A) I've read the passages in the Bible that discuss slavery and B) I'm an ancient historian, so I've studied slavery in Hebrew, Greek, and Roman cultures.

    There were a lot of things that Jesus didn't talk about, and generally speaking, if Jesus didn't choose to talk about something, then it was assumed that the existing commandments and laws were to be left as they were. Jesus didn't speak about a lot of things, but the rest of the Bible, Old and New Testaments, did. The people who use this as an argument are no better than the people who quickly jump to side with the Pope when he criticizes the Coalition invasion of Iraq, then shriek when the Pope condemns homosexual marriage or birth control or something.

    Anyway, work's over, week's over, time to go get some food and watch Battlestar Galactica!

    The Crucible Ends

    Well, since all of you love me so much, it's only fair that I give an update of my week.

  • I had my aforementioned interview on Wednesday. I think that it went alright, and I'll likely find out on Monday with the help of my friend Rebecca, who works in the Career Center. The problem is that the guy I interviewed doesn't really have to tell me how I did; all he has to do is hand off the application stuff to me. I could have done horribly, and all I'd get is a canned letter from three thousand miles away talking about "highly qualified applicants" and "very competitive" and my skills being "not needed at this time." We'll see, though; I plan to continue with the application process.
  • Today at 16:10 I finished my second take-home midterm. The first portion has been done since... Monday? Tuesday? I have no friggin' clue, to be quite honest. The whole thing was due Tuesday at 09:30, so I can count on being docked points by Professor Fashion Challenged. C'est la vie.
  • I've been unbanned from Right Thinking, but I wonder if Lee didn't put some sort of quirk in there without telling me; I tried twice to post a couple of comments about the latest in a long string of "creation versus evolution" or "science versus religion" threads, and both times my remarks failed to appear on the thread. The best I could muster after the two failed attempts was "Testing, testing." I'll continue to experiment with this. If Lee's put some sort of quirk in there that prevents me from making long posts in his "That Pesky Science" category, I will be disappointed and disagree with his reasoning, but once again acknowledge that it's his board, and that he makes the rules.
  • I had to meet with my group outside of class time twice this week for the developing project in Class 3 on a simulated mission in Tanzania. Between now and Tuesday, I have to "war game" our two alternative courses of action on my own, which means looking through the reference material, then looking back through our plans, which I'm barely familiar with because one of my teammates took point on preparing the majority of Thursday's presentation to Colonel Schoutter.
  • I need to spend some serious time in the computer lab between now and 14:30 on Tuesday listening to the Quran. I've got two weeks to finish the thing, and I'm not even halfway through.
  • In the next two weeks, I have to finish reading/listening to the Quran, finish reading the other book for that independent study with Professor Clean, do a complete mission planning and course of action exercise for Colonel Schoutter, write a final paper for Class 5, and design a(n admittedly simple) webpage for Class 2.
  • According to the Law of Armed Conflict (which is to say, university regulations), I should have had one of my independent study projects done no later than December, and another due no later than two weeks from now. That's forty pages of overdue research that I basically need to get accomplished no later than the end of Spring Break. It'd doable, but it will be rough.
  • I've not hit the gym in about a week and a half... Maybe longer.
  • I've been slacking off this week on my scripture readings. My pattern has been to read one chapter each day, and read it once in the morning and once at night. A couple of times this week, I've been lucky to get a chapter read either morning or night, but I think I've gotten a chapter read every day.

    I'm done with work at seven. When that's done, I'm going to go home, and I'm going to literally do nothing. I may even splurge on a pizza or Chinese delivery, because I'm running low on food at the flat, and going to the grocery store tonight would be beyond my capacity.

    I didn't realize how busy I'd been this week until I parked outside my flat this afternoon at 16:40. With only twenty minutes to get changed and be at work, and having turned in that take-home midterm no more than twenty-five minutes before, I looked over at my passenger seat. There, sitting on the seat, was the padded envelope with a tape of my radio show in it that I'd packaged up Sunday night to get sent to Doug the Embalmer. In the entire week, I wasn't able to take fifteen minutes to go to the basement of the union building and post a little package.

    Hear me now and believe me later: a regular job is going to be an absolute cake walk compared to university.
  • 25 February 2005

    Savages Start Again

    Well, I guess it couldn't last forever. You know how sometimes you'll have several different groups trying to claim responsibility? Well, not this time. The money shot?

    Militants in the Al Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades, a violent group with ties to Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah movement, said the Lebanese guerrilla group Hezbollah was involved in the attack.

    However, Hezbollah's television station, Al Manar, reported the Islamic Jihad militant group claimed responsibility.

    If it weren't caused by a cowardly, murderous, savage act, it'd be almost comical.

    Al Aqsa Martyr's Brigade: "Hezbollah did it!"
    Hezbollah: "No we didn't! Islamic Jihad did it!"

    And Islamic Jihad? Well, unlike the Al Aqsa Martyr's Brigade and Hezbollah, they're supposedly adhering to the ceasefire agreement.

    Hear me now and believe me later, President Abbas needs to do more than talk about retaliating for this one, or else the whole thing will fall apart.

    Another One Snagged

    Another one of Zarqawi's aides has been captured. The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a recent Fox News interview that the Coalition has been "very close" to Zarqawi several times in recent weeks.

    High Pitched Screeching

    Well, I'm off to research this stupid paper so that I can come back and write it, but before I do that, I'd like to note one thing. I recently came across an old tape that my parents gave me on our trip to Disney Land when I was seven years old. It was the Chipmunks and the Chipettes, and the title of the album was "Solid Gold Chipmunks." I decided to listen to it this morning, and I'll be Cato reborn, it was hilarious to listen to after so many years; I bet I hadn't listened to it since middle school.

    Anyway, in the tradition of giving a reference to anything remotely related to the Simpsons, I'll now link to the episode that had a brief spoof of the Chipmunks, where they were changed to Melvin and the Squirrels. Right then, I'm off.

    Ban Update

    I sent a cordial apology to Lee, and I've been unbanned from Right Thinking. Thanks to Lee, and to Manda and Sipidation for moral support.

    Two More from TCS

    Tech Central Station has a couple of great articles, well worth your time.

  • The Scarlet Placard (Kyoto-related idiocy in Europe)
  • Europe's Way Forward (About the tax-and-spend socialism of Europe (and Canada!))
  • Ward Churchill: Republican Pioneer

    This article is both cutting and hilarious. Oh yeah, here's the link.

    Beans for Brains

    Ladies and gentlemen, having spent nearly five years in higher academia, I can honestly say that this is the face of higher education.

    DANVILLE, Kentucky (AP) -- For years, sociology professor Beau Weston has held informal office hours off campus in a local coffee shop, sipping his mocha latte while advising students.

    As he did, he formed relationships with other coffee shop regulars who might otherwise have remained strangers. That caused a sort of academic epiphany, and now he's one of a handful of teachers across the nation who have developed courses that study coffee and its effect on society.

    Don't drop your morning cup of joe. Weston's class, offered during a recent intensive three-week term at Centre College, was hardly "Starbucks 101," although the 15 students who enrolled in "The Cafe and Public Life" could be forgiven if that was their original impression.

    Nevermind that half of the students who take class like this probably can't find Colombia (for those of you who are dumb as a sack of hammers, that's where a lot of coffee comes from) on a map. Coffee's effect on society? There are people who get a degree by taking nothing but classes like this.

    UPDATE: I wonder if Professor Weston assigns articles like this one in his class.

    Paris Hilton Strikes Back

    Paris Hilton wants to apologize. You know, when I want to apologize for something, I usually go to Us Weekly, too. Maybe it wasn't smart to use the password "Tinkerbell" (that's the name of her current dog).

    The money shot?

    Some of [Paris'] friends have been besieged with calls and e-mails. Actress Lindsay Lohan tells the magazine: "It's crazy. I even got an e-mail from someone pretending to be Hugh Hefner."

    Hmmm, that's not a bad idea...

    Wheelin' and Dealin' Mullahs

    You'll forgive me if I'm skeptical about the latest offer from Iran.

    And, following up on this post from yesterday, I'm going to have to go out on a limb and say that the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

    In other news from the Mullahocracy, Russia's energy chief has flown to Iran to sign on the dotted line. It's so nice to see that President Putin is a man of his word.

    UPDATE: One more link. According to Tehran's chief nuclear negotiator, some Iranian nuclear technology may be hidden in tunnels. It's so nice of the mullahs to disclose the fact that they're hiding things; as if we didn't know that to begin with.

    Lunar Protest

    This story proves that there's at least some humor coming out of the Middle East.

    Investigating Beirut

    The United Nations has sent a three-member team to last week's bombing in Beirut. Considering the most recent results of a United Nations investigation, this panel is expected to find that there was an explosion, but that it was not terrorism, merely a protest by activists.

    Mahmoud Abbas Kicks Butt

    President Mahmoud Abbas is considering instituting capital punishment in an effort to keep order in Gaza.

    I have to admit, I'm starting to like this guy.

    Australians in the River

    Here's another story... About Australians!

    An Australian teenager told police he killed two Thai-born prostitutes as a "favour" to a Hells Angels motorcycle gang, a Darwin court heard on Friday.

    Ben William McLean, 19, said the gang had threatened to kill him because he owed them A$50,000 ($39,000).

    "They said that they will knock me off unless I do them a favour to repay the money," Mr McLean was quoted as saying.

    The bodies of Phuangsri Kroksamrang, 58, and Somjai Insamnan, 27, were found in Adelaide River in March 2003.

    If you're like me, your first thought at reading that first paragraph was: "The Hell's Angels have a chapter in Australia?"

    Maybe we can found a chapter of the Hell's Satans down there?

    Anglican Update

    The BBC has a couple of articles to supplement the one I posted yesterday about the Anglican Church in North America. Link, Link.

    Jacko Kills Elderly Woman

    That new tort reform bill won't go into effect soon enough.

    The family of a woman who died after being moved out of a trauma room to accommodate Michael Jackson say they will sue the hospital and the pop star.

    Manuela Gomez Ruiz, 74, was moved out of the room at the California hospital after Mr Jackson arrived suffering from "flu-like symptoms".

    Mrs Ruiz, who was being treated for a massive heart attack, died later that day, the family told ABC News.

    The hospital said it was confident of the level of care it gave patients.

    The Marian Medical Centre in Santa Maria expressed its deepest sympathy to Mrs Ruiz's family, adding that patient privacy laws prevented it from commenting on individual patients' care, the news channel reported.

    A spokesman for Mr Jackson said the pop star sent his condolences to the family, but added that it was "outrageous" that Mr Jackson's name should be involved, as the situation was beyond his authority and control.

    Now, there are two issues here.

    The first issue is that this woman was in her mid-seventies. When a seventy-four year old woman has a heart attack, more often than not she's not going to live through it. This lawsuit is about as ludicrous as the British performing autopsies on ninety-five year old pensioners whose deaths were unintended by a physician. I could be wrong about her situation (my grandmother's seventy, and aside from the development of diabetes in the past few years, she may as well be in her fifties), but my guess is that having been moved from one hospital room to another did not cause enough trauma to Mrs. Ruiz to result in her death.

    The other issue is, of course, Michael Jackson. He went to the emergency room and was admitted to the hospital for the flu? Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. And his entourage caused enough disruption that an elderly woman who'd had a heart attack had to be moved? Is it just me, or is that about the most asinine thing you've ever heard?

    Questionable Results

    According to the United Nations, whose most recent triumphs have been the Oil-For-Food Scandal, sexual harassment charges, raping children in the Congo, and complete impotence in the cases of Iran, North Korea, Syria, Sudan, and pretty much everything else they've attempted to, is claiming that the world's population will rise by forty percent in the next forty-five years.

    Gee, last I heard, that whole "population" thing was starting to slowly level off. I guess I'll have to shift my whole paradigm based upon this (obviously inerrant) United Nations revelation.

    A Successful Test

    You remember my two posts yesterday about Canada finking out on support for ballistic missle defense, which directly helps them? I felt that the best argument came from pony, who pointed out that the system doesn't work. Unfortunately for pony, the U.S. Navy tested the system successfully yesterday, probably several hours before (s)he even posted that comment.

    That's right, wankers. It works, and it'll only work better with the passage of time. And the money shot? Why, it's in the first paragraph.

    A US navy missile over the Pacific intercepted a target missile, which the military on Thursday said was the fifth successful test of a system to shield North America.

    Five successful tests. Five! A system that doesn't work doesn't have five successful tests. The fact that Canada pledged yesterday not to participate only underscores the growing problem of America providing international security with minimal backup.

    Sleeping In

    Due to a discussion with Sarah last night, I didn't get to bed until after 21:00. Accordingly, I slept 'til 06:30 instead of 05:00, which is when my alarm was originally set for. I'll spend most of the day in the lab finishing up that paper, so I'll try to post a few things. I'll post one really pertinent thing right now...

    In Defense of Canada

    I had a ton of comments today, and I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to put in their two cents. There were a couple of posts in particular that I'd like to address in greater detail, and both were regarding the Canadians and their defense of North America. I'll post them below.

    Saith pony:

    Although I found the warship comment amusing, I have to defend the Candaian's stand on not joining the US Star Wars program. Even though I'm fairly anti-war, I won't comment that way, since your site is obviously coming from a very different background. Strictly monetarily, it doesn't make sense for Canada to support a missile defense system that no one has made work. It doesn't work! it costs a fortune, and IT DOESN'T WORK. That's gotta at least make some sense to you...


    Saith Sarah:

    You know, Fly, I actually agree. If Canada's going to be benefitting from a missile defence shield, then yeah, we should maybe toss in some coin. There's just one problem:

    WE CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD IT.

    It's not our fault that the U.S. government is determined to go ahead with this project at this time. We've got other priorities that need attending to. You should be happy that the defence budget got expanded at all! Our health care system is already in shambles, education gets cut more and more every year, we're in debt, our military, while still very well trained and proficient, is under-funded, under-equipped, and too damn small... the list goes on and on. And now you want us to chip in on the missile defence shield? Sorry. No dice.

    And by the way... the only thing that's wrong with the Canadian Military is that they're under equipped and small. They're among the best trained soldiers in the world, I've read.

    Now, to address pony's concerns first, I'll start by pointing out that the ballistic missile defense program is not "Star Wars." The so-called "Star Wars" program was the Strategic Defense Initiative of the 1980's. This is somewhat different. As to "it doesn't work," there are all sorts of things that didn't work. America's space program took a couple of years to literally get off the ground because the rockets kept falling over, or blowing up, or whatever. If the basis of whether or not to pursue a new technology was whether or not it's been made to work yet, nothing would have ever been invented. The latest "failure" of the system didn't even have anything to do with the system itself, it was a ground-based error.

    Besides, money isn't the only way to support development of this system.

    As for Sarah's points. As I've said, I'm not looking for solely economic contributions, but that's really not the issue. You speak of other priorities, health care being the first one you mention. What does it say about a country when providing free health care for their citizens is more important to them than protecting their citizens from those who would seek to attack or invade? I'm not saying that anyone necessarily has their eye on Canada, but the fact of the matter is that people aren't looking to invade or attack Canada because they know that America would smite them.

    Unfortunately, Canada's not the only example of this. America and only America built up a massive military capacity to protect the free world from the Soviet Union during the Cold War. France, West Germany, England, Canada, and other nations joined the fray, but relied on the military might of the United States to deter their enemies, all the while developing "progressive" social welfare programs.

    I'll admit that ballistic missiles aren't the threat they once were, but with China and North Korea developing their weapons systems with every passing day, and former Soviet weapons stocks being guarded by increasingly mercenary guards, defensive measures against ballistic missiles are crucial. In addition, Canada, England, France, and all the rest should have real concerns about their nations being targets in the War on Terror. With the liberal social agendas of France, England, and Canada, isn't it a little bit naive to think that Islamic fundamentalists wouldn't attack if given the chance?

    I can agree that Canada doesn't have the money to make big investments into the ballistic missile defense system. I think, however, that a country that would trade its ability to safeguard its own freedom for so-called "free" health care has some very skewed priorities. I value my liberties far more than I value medical coverage. The fact that Canada and the nations of Europe are willing to take America's pledge to stand by them in times of trial and use that pledge as a foundation for social welfare programs should offend both Americans and the citizens of those nations. Americans should feel betrayed at being taken advantage of, and Canadians, Brits, the French, et cetera, should be ashamed. (Mainly the French.)

    Saith Plutarch:

    The real destroyer of the liberties of the people is he who spreads among them bounties, donations and benefits.


    Thus saith the Fly.

    Crikey!

    Crikey, I didn't figure I'd say so much about Anglicans and homosexuality.

    Anyway, I'm headed home. I may post later, but more than likely I'll do whatever it takes to get myself to bed by 20:00. G'night, folks.

    Pulling Out

    Well, there's more news out of the Worldwide Anglican Communion.

    LONDON, England (AP) -- The U.S. Episcopal Church and the Anglican Church of Canada have withdrawn from a key body of the global Anglican Communion under pressure from conservative church leaders horrified by the election of a gay bishop in the United States and the blessing of same-sex unions in the two countries.

    Though the suspension of the two churches was said to be temporary, it marked the first formal split in the communion over the explosive issues of sexuality and biblical authority.

    A statement from the 35 Anglican primates, which also summoned the two churches to explain their thinking on gay issues at another Anglican meeting in June, was issued a day earlier than planned, following a week of meetings in Northern Ireland by leaders of the national churches.

    The presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church, Frank T. Griswold, said the debate would continue and that his fellow church leaders had made room "for a wide variety of perspectives."

    This "wide variety of perspectives" will no doubt exclude the one perspective that should actually matter to someone who calls themself a Christian: the biblical perspective.

    The money shot?

    The statement said the two churches were withdrawing from the Anglican Consultative Council, a key body for contact among the national churches, at least until 2008.

    "In the meantime, we ask our fellow primates to use their best influence to persuade their brothers and sisters to exercise a moratorium on public rites of blessing for same-sex unions and on the consecration of any bishop living in a sexual relationship outside Christian marriage," the statement said.

    Griswold issued a brief statement stressing that discussions were continuing.

    "These days have not been easy for any of us and the communique reflects a great deal of prayer and the strong desire to find a way forward as a communion in the midst of deep differences which have been brought into sharp relief around the subject of homosexuality," Griswold said.

    I know, it's a long money shot, but compare the two statements. On the side of the conservative leaders, you have a plain and simple criticism of any bishop living a homosexual lifestyle, outside of Christian marriage. Instead of offering a Biblical response, the pro-gay folks come back with some nonsense about "difficult days" and "deep differences."

    I've posted about this before, but I may as well say it again. I consider myself an "Anglican-in-Exile." I went to an Episcopal church for a little over a year, and enjoyed the people, enjoyed the fact that the Anglican church embraces people of different backgrounds and different views. Then this issue with Gene Robinson came up, and I kept going for a while, but eventually I decided that that issue and several others were grounds for discontinuing my affiliation.

    Personally, I have nothing against gays. I've known a few, I've gotten along well with most of them, no problem. You're a guy who's in love with another guy, and the two of you want to have all sorts of kinky gay sex? Yeah, great, have at it, I totally disagree with it, but that's your right. If I'm not involved, and if I don't have to pay for irresponsible sexual behavior (example), then yeah, go right ahead. It's the same standard I have for heterosexuals: your sexual lives shouldn't interfere with my life, mine shouldn't interfere with yours, end of story.

    The Bible is very clear, in both Old and New Testaments, about the issue of homosexuality. It's condemned in very plain language. You're a homosexual who claims to be a Christian? Well, yeah, you can be both, but in order to be both, you have to acknowledge that homosexual behavior is sinful according to the Bible, repent of your transgression, and endeavour to discontinue the behavior. Don't believe that the Bible's authoritative on the issue? Then you're not a Christian; a Christian accepts the Bible as God's word and abides by it. To claim to be a Christian while simultaneously claiming that you've got it right and the Bible's got it wrong precludes one from being a Christian.

    This gets especially ridiculous when an openly homosexual individual decides that they want to become a member of the clergy. Clergy are supposed to be practically beyond reproach, and there is no room for clergy to openly and willfully disobey the clear directives of scripture. Gene Robinson shouldn't have been ordained as a deacon, and probably shouldn't have been allowed to even teach Sunday school, if he was openly homosexual.

    As for "same-sex marriage," it's a myth. Marriage is a religious institution, and in all cultures throughout history, it has been a religious institution between a man and a woman. You want same-sex unions? I don't much care for the idea, but insofar as it doesn't screw with the institution of marriage (and yes, the word itself is important; you can't just expect to redefine a word based on your own convenience), I don't have a reasonable argument against it.

    Don't get me wrong, folks. I am not anti-gay. I don't "hate faggots" or think that "women are dykes because they've never gotten a good time from the right guy." There is a profound difference between how homosexuality should be treated by society as a whole, and how homosexuality should exist within the confines of a church built on Judeo-Christian scripture, history, and tradition. Society changes; scripture, history, and tradition does not.

    So, until the American church (well, beyond groups like the Anglican Mission in America and others) comes to its senses and rejoins orthodox Christendom, they can keep missing out on my weekly contribution. When one adjusts for the approximate rate at which I missed church when I was a regular, that's probably added up to the better part of $350.00 in missed revenue from me alone by now, and I'm not alone.

    Kerry-esque Leadership

    Taking a cue from Senator Kerry, who has more waffles than a house of pancakes, Syria has pledged to withdraw troops from Lebanon... Sort of.

    DAMASCUS, Syria (CNN) -- Syria, under mounting international pressure after a former Lebanese prime minister was killed in Beirut, has said it will withdraw troops from Lebanon in line with a 1989 Arab-brokered agreement.

    However, a government official indicated Thursday there would be no immediate and total pullout as demanded by the international community.

    The announcement by Syria, though a reiteration of long-standing policy, was the first government statement since the outcry against Damascus over the February 14 killing of Rafik Hariri.

    Syrian Deputy Foreign Minister Walid Mouallem said the government was surprised at the "political and media escalation" over its plans to withdraw troops but pledged to cooperate with a U.N. envoy.

    He added that Lebanon had to be ready "to fill the vacuum" left by the withdrawal of its troops.

    "Yeah, uh, we'll pull back and all, but... Uh... Yeah, Lebanon has to do their part! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

    An Update on Diversity

    Okay, so you all probably remember (yeah, right) a couple of weeks ago when I was writing a term paper at the last minute in my diversity class. I've mentioned before that I don't think that I should be required to take a diversity course (or if I haven't, I meant to), but you play the hand you're dealt.

    Anyway, I put in a chit Friday with the registrar to change my grading status to pass/fail grading, because I seriously thought that I was going to bomb the paper. I've avoided picking it up at the end of class because, let's face it, there's nothing I can do about it now, so why wade through a mob of students trying to pick up their papers when I really couldn't care less?

    Anyway, I finally picked the bloody thing up today, and I'll be damned if I didn't get ninety percent on it. I might have been able to do better if I'd been at all interested in it; for what it's worth, there have been a few interesting things in the class, but mostly it's been an overkill on redundant reading and some discussion of how Asian people reacted to oppression by evil white men; not exactly my cup of tea. Ironically enough, I got more "nonsensical... made up gibberish" out of my Poli Sci class last Winter Term than I've gotten out of this one, though there have been the mentions of manufactured nonsense like "white privilege" through the course of the term.

    I'll probably consider over the weekend whether or not to appeal to change back to standard grading; I doubt I'll do it, but considering that I've only once taken a course pass/fail, and that was a course that I ended up failing on that system because of the incompetence of the professor, it's worth thinking about. Besides, I'm chock full of attendance points, and apparently haven't done any worse on the quiz grades than anyone else (apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't have time to do forty to sixty pages of reading every two days for a two-hundred level course outside my major), so maybe there's an outside chance that I'd actually ace it. Imagine that, a fascist, capitalist, white, Christian, Republican, upper middle class male like myself, acing a diversity class.

    The irony of the whole thing? When I told her that I wouldn't might not have S/U'd it if I'd known I was going to do so well, and that I'd really been expecting a C- or something, her response was a chuckle and "It's a two-hundred level course." Odd that that would be reflected in my grade, and not in the insane amount of reading that's assigned.

    Oh well. It's a piece of good news to supplement my (expectedly) grueling day. Anyway, my original plan had been to stay on campus tonight and finish this stupid paper, but the soonest I'll be able to turn it in is tomorrow morning anyway, so instead I'm going to check the news, post anything of interest, and then head home. When I get there, I'll have something to eat, do some of the reading I need to do to write this bloody paper I've been too busy to do, and then go to bed early (like, 20:00) so that I can get up early tomorrow and come write at the lab.

    24 February 2005

    Confusion

    Okay, remember the guy from a few days ago who was plotting to kill the President? Well, apparently, the tip came from some member of al Qaeda, who's since been killed in a firefight with Saudi police. This firefight happened in September of 2003, which would normally cause one to ask, "How did it take the story so long to get out if the firefight was a year and a half ago?" Well, apparently the guy that this week's news was talking about has been in a Saudi prison for two years.

    To be honest with you, the article on Fox News is discernible, but very unclear. Anyway, I'll try to change a couple of those words to links later this evening so that you can trace the stories back through my own coverage of the events from the last couple of days. Right now, I have to go to Class 5, even though I'm getting far more enjoyment out of checking out this girl in the computer lab who's wearing the classic sorority fashion of half-gym/half-fashion clothing. Delightful.

    Midday Update

    I've had a few bits of good news today, but mainly I'm ready for the day to be over so that I can spend about ten hours passed out in bed. I've still got the majority of that stupid midterm to write so that I can get it in tomorrow, three days late. Yarrrr.

    Anyway, the only other really relevant news I have right now, other than the fact that they performed a tracheotomy on the Pope (who should abdicate), is that the distinguished gentleman, Sipidation, has offered to link to me, so I'm preemptively linking to him. Got a few minutes? Go give him some car advice. (If he had money, I'd say "Land Rover", but he doesn't.)

    I'll post a couple of bits and pieces, then I ahve to get to class.

    Israel and NATO

    Israel will be pushing for stronger ties with NATO.

    Israel and NATO pledged Thursday to deeper ties during the first visit by a NATO chief to the country, although a top Israeli official denied the Jewish state had any ambitions to join the military alliance.

    Speaking at a press conference with NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer, Israeli Foreign Minister Shalom said Israel was looking to upgrade its relationship with NATO.

    "This is an historic visit because it is the first time that the head of NATO has visited our country. It reflects the mutual goals of deepening ongoing ties and realising the potential for cooperation," Shalom said.

    "We want to move from a dialogue relationship to a partnership relationship," he said. "We think the time has come to have more cooperation in the security, political and military fields."

    This makes perfect sense. There's been mention before of Israel being denied NATO membership until they follow some guidelines about demolishing terrorist homes or something (looking back, I don't think I posted the article). It's not hard to see, though, that the enemy of NATO (Islamofascist terrorists) has the same face as the enemy of Israel (Islamofascist terrorists). Even if Israel doesn't become a NATO member (which would make sense as it's not in the North Atlantic), a strategic partnership between the two makes sense.

    Cowboy-Fearin' Mullahs

    Iran doesn't want America involved in the negotiations.

    Iran said Thursday it opposed a US role in nuclear talks alongside the European Union, just two days after a government-linked think-tank floated the idea of talking to an administration that still refuses to rule out military action.

    "The Islamic republic sees no reason for US participation in the discussions between Iran and Europe," foreign ministry spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told the official IRNA news agency.

    "If the Americans joined the talks, the best that could happen is that they would bring nothing to the negotiations and in the worst case scenario they would sabotage everything.

    "We hope that the Europeans will continue to act independently," he said, charging that it was Washington's aim to convince them that they could not hope to deal alone with Iran on an issue as sensitive as nuclear technology.

    Translation: the Iranians know from the example of Iraq, Syria, North Korea, Sudan, et cetera, that the European Union isn't going to hold them accountable for their actions. They know that the United States will. Accordingly, they don't want the capitalist American infidels involved because it will spoil their plans to walk over the weak European infidels.

    Canadanian Finks

    The Canadians have decided to let American dollars protect them from ballistic missiles.

    This can be directly likened to a hippy living in the same flat as a gun-toting macho man like me.

    In a related story: Canadian warship seizes tanker in... Wait... Canada has a Warship?

    Keep on Rollin' Revisited

    Yesterday I posted about Ahmed Qurei's new cabinet. Apparently they've not only been approved, but half of them have doctorates.

    RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) -- A 24-member Palestinian Cabinet dominated by professional appointees, including nearly half with doctoral degrees, took office Thursday after being approved by the parliament in a major move toward long-promised government reform.

    The new Cabinet was sworn in by Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas at his headquarters in the West Bank town of Ramallah, hours after parliament gave its approval.

    The 54-12 vote, with four abstentions, ended days of wrangling between rebellious legislators and Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qorei, who initially sought to retain political cronies from the Yasser Arafat era.

    Call me crazy, but this is reinforcing my hope that we've reached a turning point in the history of the Middle East.

    Ailing Pope

    Not only is the Pope once again in the hospital, but they're considering performing a tracheotomy.

    There's basically no chance that the Pontiff is reading this, but if you are: please abdicate. Please.

    Laboratory Exodus

    Well, I'm off to listen to lectures from disinterested instructors for hours upon hours upon hours. I have my recitation for Class 2 later, so I may have an opportunity to post something at some point.

    Keep it real, folks. Keep it real.

    Syrian Semi-Exodus

    Well, the Syrians have committed to withdrawing their troops... To positions nearer to the Syrian border, but still within Lebanon.

    It's so nice to know that international diplomatic pressure, a United Nations Security Council Resolution, and thousands of demonstrators can still effect such a sweeping policy change in a rogue state.

    A Snipet from SNPP

    Comedy gold was on last night:

    Reverend Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house!


    I love the Simpsons before it got lame.

    Thursday... Thursday? Thursday Morning Miracle

    This morning, here in the computer lab, I got the first truly good news of an otherwise brutal week. Grand Admiral Furious D just called to report that Mrs. Furious D has given birth to Elliana Grace Furious D. He said that it means something to the effect of "God has granted unwarranted merit" or something like that. I'm sure I'm butchering it. Anyway, he says she's adorable, and that mother and baby are both doing just fine.

    I'm an "uncle" again! Whoohoo!

    Now Playing (082522022005)

    Now playing: Audio Adrenaline, "Lift."



    You know, I don't listen to my old Christian CDs very often, and it's even rarer that I buy new ones (heck, it's rare that I buy CDs at all anymore), but some of this stuff is pretty good.

    Computer Lab Crazies

    You know, it's often interesting to spend a lot of time in the computer laboratory, because there are all sorts of interesting people who come in. A lot of rather attractive young ladies come in, as well as people you know, people who are dressed in some way that's completely out of the ordinary, et cetera.

    And then, there are the vagrants. Now, every college campus attracts a handful of nut jobs. There's the massive unshaven guy who wears sandals all year round (who used to be a professor, but decided that the academic world was corrupt and went on walkabout or something, then ended up back at campus, but not teaching). Then there's the guy who got a degree faster than you, in the same discipline, not because he has any semblance of an original or critical thought, but because he showed up to class half the time, usually late, and mainly on days when some assignment was due.

    The most problematic, though, is the guy who claims to have just gotten an apartment near campus (could be true, could be bollocks) who you've seen sleeping in the twenty-four hour computer lab twice in the last two days upon arriving on campus in the morning. The first time, he was just laying his head on the desk surface. (Or counter? I don't know, there's these counters or something that the computers are on, not proper desks.) Now he's spread out across no less than three rolling chairs (because he's a good six-foot-five) and has his shoes off to reveal one sock that's rather intact, and another that's worn about halfway through. You know the guy; he's the guy who's not quite all there, but not quite nuts, who really doesn't belong at college, but it's a public university so the entrance standards are low?

    Anyway. It pains me enough to see people wasting time and taking up a work station by sleeping in the computer lab; it really aggravates me to see someone using it as their personal sleeping porch. If you have a flat, go back to it when it's time to sleep. If college isn't right for you, get a job. Even people who are barely smart enough to make toast can pump gas, or take an order at McDonalds (since I don't eat there), or bag groceries, or something, and do it full time, and make enough money to live in what Americans consider reasonable comfort (just about everyone else consider it luxury).

    Anyway. I really need to write this damned paper.

    UPDATE: Well, the situation has improved. He's still asleep, but he's semi-upright and only taking up a work station and one chair, not a work station and three chairs. It's so nice to know that there's personal responsibility and accountability here at this respected institution of higher learning.

    UPDATE: Now he's back on three chairs. And it looks like he may have done something, because his computer's not on power-saver mode, which probably means that he moved the mouse or something.

    Sacked

    Well, maybe it was inevitable, but I've been "plonked" over at Right Thinking. I could go into a long tirade here about my disagreements with Lee, or I could get vindictive, or I could throw a fit. I don't plan to do any of those things, because doing so would be immature and unprofessional on my part.

    The truth, of course, is that I have some disagreements with Lee. In avoiding the actual issue at hand (which I pledged last week not to discuss, as the debate has never really gone anywhere in the five or six threads Lee's had on the subject), I made an off-hand remark that, unfortunately, got under Lee's skin. I regret that; the comment was made in jest, and it's unfortunate that it wasn't taken that way, but it was, and it's Lee's prerogative to eliminate my privilege of posting on his board.

    Even though I've disagreed with Lee in the past, and disagree with him now, I've always respected him, and I've based a lot of my posting techniques and style on his example. He's got a lot of talent at what he does; I'll keep checking out his site, and I'll keep his site on my blogroll for other people to check out. I'll also try in the next couple of days (when I have the time; I really shouldn't even be writing this right now, but I need to get it out of my system) to make a donation over there. Lee and the rest of the folks that post there have given me hours and hours of entertainment and information over the past couple of years, and though I've donated before, it's probably time that I did it again. Overall, Lee's had a positive influence on me over the past couple of years, and a disagreement like this can only tarnish that influence; it can't make it go away.

    Anyway, now I'm going to get to work on that paper on the use of religion to unify nations, particularly in military campaigns, in the history of the Islamic world. Stay out of trouble, wankers.

    Bleary Eyed

    It's been a long day. A rather productive day (although my midterm for Class 1 still isn't even near completion, which means another early morning in the lab), but very, very long, and too hot. (Not that it takes much to make it too hot.)

    The interview went well, I think. I'll be putting together the bits and pieces needed by the Agency to begin my application process, applying online, and submitting the rest in the next week or so.

    Sorry for the light posting the last couple of days, folks. I've been running around ragged. I think I'm actually going to get more than six hours of sleep tonight, and I bloody need it. Not that I should apologize... I even mentioned Manda in a post, with no response whatsoever.

    Anyway, hopefully next week things will have calmed down a bit, and I'll be able to keep tabs on the news for you, not just for me.

    Right then. Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to bed I go. G'night, wankers.

    Embargo Lift Revisited

    I'm not the only one who thinks that the European Union's research into ending their weapons embargo on China is a stupid idea.

    Loaded for Bear

    Specialists down in California shot and killed a tiger near the Reagan Library in Simi Valley. I'm very glad that the tiger didn't eat Manda, though if he had, I couldn't have blamed him; she's mouthwatering, after all.

    Angry Togo

    Togo to African Union: "How dare you sanction us for stifling democracy!"

    Blogger Jailin' Mullahs

    The mullahs have also sentenced an Iranian blogger to a fourteen year imprisonment.

    An Iranian weblogger has been jailed for 14 years on charges of spying and aiding foreign counter-revolutionaries.

    Arash Sigarchi was arrested last month after using his blog to criticise the arrest of other online journalists.

    Mr Sigarchi, who also edits a newspaper in northern Iran, was sentenced by a revolutionary court in the Gilan area.

    His sentence, criticised by human rights watchdog Reporters Without Borders, comes a day after an online 'day of action' to secure his release.

    Iranian authorities have recently clamped down on the growing popularity of weblogs, restricting access to major blogging sites from within Iran.

    A second Iranian blogger, Motjaba Saminejad, who also used his website to report on bloggers' arrests, is still being held.

    Stifling dissent? Claiming victory when there is none? Aggressive posturing? Wow, it's almost like the mullahs are following the example of terrorist commie dictator Chairman Kim!

    Credit-Stealing Mullahs

    According the mullahs, President Bush was forced to back down over Iran's nuclear program. Riiiiight...

    Paranoid Pakistanis

    Oh brother.

    Pakistan has warned the US that any sale of its Patriot anti-missile system to India could plunge the region into a new crisis.

    Islamabad said on Wednesday it was opposed to any kind of arms race in South Asia and would like the region to be free of any systems like Patriot.

    Foreign office spokesman, Masood Khan, said he did not believe India was on the verge of purchasing Patriot.

    But he said Islamabad had warned the US a sale could erode regional deterrence.

    So there's no indication that the U.S. is going to sell Patriot missiles to India (at least, not from the article), yet the Pakistanis are making a big fuss over it? As to the threat of an "arms race", even the BBC writer who wrote the article (as if the BBC knows anything about military hardware) acknowledge that the Patriot system is a purely defensive asset; the only thing you can attack with a Patriot missile is an incoming missile.

    Oh no! It's an arms race!

    Keep On Rollin'

    There's more outstanding news out of "Palestine".

    Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qurei has won the backing of the main Fatah faction for a new cabinet.

    Fatah MPs had called on Mr Qurei not to give jobs to veterans of Yasser Arafat's time - widely seen as corrupt.

    This is a good step. Now you've got a new president (who's not Arafat), a prime minister (who's not Arafat), popular accountability for leaders, tangible measures toward learning to live in peace with one another. What's the next logical move? Sack all of Arafat's crooked old goons to give the new government some added legitimacy and credibility.

    Kudos to Prime Minister Qurei.

    23 February 2005

    Wednesday Comedy

    Today's bollocks so far. I've once again made myself a delicious cup of tea... And forgotten it at home without taking so much as a sip. I'm in an otherwise surly state, I'm making no headway on this essay (which means I'll be doing it at work tonight, most likely), so I think that I'm going to leave the lab and go do some reading to prep myself to write the damn thing. Who knows, if I know my stuff within the next few hours, maybe I can crank it out lickity split.

    Anyway, if you haven't seen this MasterCard commercial parody, you've missed out. I'll warn you, it's a bit off-color. Don't say I didn't warn you.

    UPDATE: There's all sorts of funny film clips on that site. I just killed about twenty minutes... Don't tell Dr. Fashion Challenged.

    Finding God

    The guitarist from the band Korn has found God and is leaving the band.

    Stranger than Fiction

    Sweet merciful glaven, this is just wrong. In the words of Homer J. Simpson, "Look at that blubber fly!"

    (Link via La Bouche.)

    Cold Replay

    Okay, okay, we get it, there's ice on Mars. They've been saying it for years, and years, and years, and years. Can we move on now?

    A Fat Girl in Dodgeball

    Alright, I have a lot to accomplish tonight, so I'm out like a fat girl in a dodgeball game. Stay out of trouble, you wankers, and I'll be back with more outstanding news and personal commentary tomorrow.

    Keep kickin' ass and chewin' bubble gum.

    Foiled Attempt

    Apparently, some nut job wanted to assassinate President Bush. What was his claim? "I was tortured while I was being detained." I present in rebuttal, Exhibit A.

    Hot Wind

    Oh good, there are more whiny crackpots who want to be heard and paid by the Bush Administration.

    Note to scientists: if your research was important, someone besides the government would fund it, right? So quit your whining and give me some fries with that.

    Ridiculosity

    According to President Bush, accusations that the United States plans to preemptively smite Iran are "ridiculous."

    Yup. It's unnecessary; all we have to do is back up the Iranians themselves when they demand their freedom, sometime within the next five years by my estimation.

    The New Guy

    Iraq's interim vice president, Ibrahim al-Jafari, has been named the Shi'a candidate for Prime Minister.

    Royal Rumble

    What do you call a guy whose own mother won't attend his wedding? "Your Majesty."

    Missing Missiles

    You've gotta hand it to those former Soviet nations. They sure know how to limit weapons proliferation.

    Score

    I'd tell everyone about the interview I scored tomorrow with the C.I.A. at the campus career fair today, but then I'd have to kill you. Wait, that didn't come out right... Oh well, wankers, it's your loss. You'd better top yourselves, or I'll have to track you down and smite you with my Drosophilic wings of steel.

    22 February 2005

    Another Manic Tuesday

    Well, yeah... Okay. I got to the lab later than I should have, so there's no chance of me finishing this take-home midterm, though I've got the short essay done. I'll lose a few points by turning it in tomorrow, but I'll live. Why was I late getting onto campus today? First, the twenty-five minute shower. Second, making sure I had everything I'd need for an entire day (07:00-24:05) on campus. Upon arriving on campus, I realized that I'd forgotten A) a cassette with which to record my radio show tonight and B) the cup of tea I'd made for myself at 05:45, which was probably lukewarm by then anyway. Bollocks!

    Remember last Tuesday? Well, the suit's in the car, and I luckily have a bit more time to work with today, so I won't don the suit until this afternoon. I'm in Carhartt jeans and a Naval Academy T-shirt, so I'm good to go for now, with the exception of my missing cup of tea.

    In a completely unrelated story...



    Indeed!

    Anyway, I should work on my cover letter, since I sure as heck won't be able to finish that midterm in twenty minutes. More later, wankers.

    Now Playing

    Now playing: Third Day, "Come Together."



    Right then, back to explaining how Islam is syncretic.

    Hard Shakin' Mullahs

    There's been an earthquake in southern Iran, based near the town of Zarand. It was 6.4 on the Richter scale, flattening several villages.

    Contrary to what you'll hear from the conspiracy-theorizing left wing nut jobs, this was not the result of a secret earthquake machine controlled by the United States, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Skull and Bones Society, Halliburton...

    Drosophilexodus

    Right then, wankers, I'm off to work on my mission analysis for Expeditionary Maneuver Warfare. Stay out of trouble. If you get bored, start reading.

    Balls of Steel

    When President Bush walks, there's a loud clanking sound. Clank, clank, clank...

    BRUSSELS, Belgium — President Bush scolded Russia for backsliding on democracy Monday and dined on lobster risotto and filet of beef with French President Jacques Chirac.

    Three days before seeing Vladimir Putin in Slovakia, Bush admonished the Russian leader to "renew a commitment to democracy and the rule of law." Putin has raised alarms in the West by consolidating power, rolling back democratic reforms and curbing press and political freedoms.

    Bush said the United States and all European countries "should place democratic reform at the heart of their dialogue with Russia." The president suggested that Moscow's entry in the World Trade Organization could hinge on whether it changes course.

    Translation: "Vladimir Putin's the former head of the KGB? Well, I'm from Texas, and when people disobey the law in Texas, they get smoten and I take away their allowance and spend it on Laura. Get the picture?"

    For crying out glaven, President Bush is the friggin' man.

    A Worthwhile Protest

    Tens of thousands of Lebanese citizens protested Syria's continued presence today.

    BEIRUT, Lebanon — Tens of thousands marched Monday in the biggest anti-Syrian protest in Lebanese history amid signals that Syria will soon withdraw its troops from parts of the country. President Bush renewed demands for Syrian forces to leave Lebanon immediately.

    When solicited for comments, members of International ANSWER, Human Rights Watch, and just about every other American protest group could not be found; intelligence reports indicated that these groups were busy protesting for better lunch meat in the cafeterias of their elitist liberal universities and smoking cannabis.

    Nork Update

    Kim Jong-Il may send his diplomats back to the table.

    SEOUL, South Korea — North Korean leader Kim Jong Il told a visiting Chinese envoy that his government will return to six-party nuclear disarmament talks if the United States shows "sincerity," the communist state's official news agency said Tuesday.

    The announcement — the latest in more than two years of conflicting statements over North Korea's nuclear program — came less than two weeks after Kim flouted Washington and its allies by claiming that it had nuclear weapons and would boycott the talks.

    "We will go to the negotiating table anytime if there are mature conditions for the six-party talks thanks to the concerted efforts of the parties concerned in the future," Kim said Tuesday, expressing the hope that the United States would show "trustworthy sincerity," according to the Korean Central News Agency.

    In a related story, the pot called the kettle black.

    Drosophilic Update

    I have very limited time before I'm expected at a meeting, and I have another after that, so I'm going to post a couple of bits and pieces from Fox News, and then you'll be lucky to hear from me before late Tuesday.

    21 February 2005

    More on the European Union

    Wow, my stuff's fairly Eurocentric today. Oh well.

    Anyway, one last BBC article, then I need to get some work done. Apparently, people are puzzled that more Spaniards didn't bother to vote for the European Union constitution. Gee... Maybe they don't see the European Union as being worth their time, or as a legitimate governing body to watch over a sovereign nation?

    Squabbling Europeans

    Well, I guess this decision sort of makes sense...

    Italy has complained at EU Commission plans to drop Italian translation from some of its press briefings.

    In a letter to the president of the commission, the Italian ambassador to the EU asked why Italian was "relegated to a completely secondary division".

    Some Italian newspapers have joined in the row and European Affairs Minister Rocco Buttiglione called the commission's move "unacceptable".

    The EU denied Italy was being singled out and said the move was pragmatic.

    Until now, EU Commission press conferences have been translated in the 20 official EU languages. Last week, it decided only English, French and German would be automatically translated.

    "We have to consider the unavailability of interpreters and their costs," EU Commission spokeswoman Francoise Le Bail was quoted by the Associated Press news agency as saying.

    Now, I'm tempted to call their bluff on this one. Italian is not a difficult language; I was there for a week in 2003 and I was able to pick up enough with a phrase book and by listening to get by, so this claim that Italian interpreters are unavailable is rubbish. I'll agree that including Lithuanian, Finnish, and Czech translators may be somewhat impractical; those languages are only spoken in their home countries.

    There's no question that English, French, and German are the most commonly spoken languages among the European Union member states. For example, German and French are widely spoken in Luxembourg as administrative languages. English is spoken in the United Kingdom and Ireland. German is the primary language in Germany and Austria, and an administrative language in Luxembourg (all three being members of the E.U.), as well as Liechtenstein and Switzerland. French is the official language of France and Luxembourg, and widely spoken in Belgium... Anyway, I think I've made my point. Italian is, however, one of the major European languages, and widely spoken.

    It can't take that much effort to include a couple of widely spoken languages beyond English, German, and French. It's moves like this that aggravate European Union members, because it's just a further demonstration that the French and Germans in particular see themselves as the leaders of the European Union. If that's your attitude, then it's a pretty poor "union", isn't it?

    Incantations and Voodoo

    Gentle reader, here's one more example of why abstinence education is the right policy when it comes to combatting AIDS in Africa.

    Spreading like Wildfire

    See what happens when you expend blood and gold to spread freedom throughout the world? People start demanding it in other places! What a novel concept.

    The Dividend

    Today gives us an example of the dividend of peace. What happens when a government makes a legitimate effort to halt terrorism against its neighbors? Those neighbors release some criminals.

    Blame Chirac

    Okay, so yesterday or Saturday I saw some article that said some in Lebanon are blaming Jacques Chirac for last week's bombing, but I can't find the link. My guess is that it was on SpaceWar, but I can't guarantee it. I'll try to find it tonight.

    The point of all of this? At least someone in the international community has found something that they're not blaming on President Bush.

    "Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash"

    The Royal Navy has commenced a recruiting drive for sailors who are light in the combat boots.

    (Link via Right Thinking.)

    Chair Force Dance Machine

    If you're ever at the Air Force Academy, and you just can't help dancing, always make sure that your roommate doesn't videotape it and put it on the Internet.

    (Link via Free Will.)

    UPDATE: After watching it a second time, I've come to the conclusion that he's not really a very good dancer.

    Apologies

    Sorry for the near-complete lack of posting today, folks. I've been working on a thousand word article for the independent campus newspaper, and I've just finished it. I may post it in two sections over the next couple of days; it's on Syria and Iran, those wacky Axis of Evil buddies.

    In my research, I happened upon this article: Angered by Snubbing, Libya, China, Syria form Axis of Just as Evil

    You'll laugh until you stop, particularly at the part about the Scots, the Kiwis, and the Spaniards.

    G'night, wankers.

    Echo

    I'm currently at the lab, working on an article for the independent newspaper and listening to the BBC World Service. I'm listening with two different Real Player windows, so it's like an echo. It's pretty entertaining.

    20 February 2005

    Chairman Kim Gets Paranoid

    North Korea is accusing the American and Japanese governments of planning an invasion.

    Divine Retribution?

    Someone has hacked Paris Hilton's mobile phone and spread her private phone numbers and personal notes onto the Internet. This includes the private telephone numbers and E-Mail addresses of such stars as: "Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Andy Roddick, Ashlee Simpson, Victoria Gotti, Vin Diesel, Anna Kournikova" and others.

    Operation Clambake

    As an amateur theologian, I enjoy reading about religions contrary to my own when I have the time and motivation. While I don't endorse Operation Clambake, it's sure interesting reading. If you've ever had an interest in the secretive Scientology movement started by science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, go check it out.

    A Warning Sign

    A warning sign
    I missed the good part, then I realised
    I started looking and the bubble burst
    I started looking for excuses
    Come on in
    I've gotta tell you what a state I'm in
    I've gotta tell you in my loudest tones
    That I started looking for a warning sign

    When the truth is, I miss you
    Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so
    - Coldplay, "Warning Sign"


    Well, it's started. I already want to call her. I already want to call, and apologize for hurting her, and see if she'd be willing to give things another try. I want to tell her how much I want to see her, and how I wish she'd still come to visit in March. I want to tell her that I miss her, like I always did.

    Unfortunately, I can't help thinking of the inevitable follow-up question. "Would it solve anything?" If I asked her if she wanted to try again, would she resent me for hurting her? Would I continue to resent her for neglecting me? Would I resent her more if she continued to neglect me? Would we be more open, or would we be more guarded?

    Is it my prerogative to try to change her? If I do so, do I really care about her for her, or do I care about her for who I want her to be?

    Maybe I could get her to pay more attention. Maybe I could get her to sacrifice buying a couple of shirts in order to buy a phone card. Maybe I could get her to spend ten minutes before bed each night writing, and then mail a letter once a week. But it wouldn't change the other things. It wouldn't stop her from dying her hair purple, or ginger, or any other color that's not hers. It wouldn't stop her from wanting to put more silly, meaningless tattoos on her soft white skin. It wouldn't instill a love of God in her soul, or a love of freedom from the tyranny of a dangerously potent government. Those are things I can't condition; they're things that I can't teach, but they're things that I can't imagine living without in a companion.

    Knowing those things doesn't stop me missing her, and wanting to be with her, and wanting to learn more about her, and help her grow; and wanting that doesn't change the fact that there were so many things that separated us. The distance was the easy part.

    And nobody knows
    What's gonna happen tomorrow
    So don't let go
    Now we've come this far
    - Duran Duran, "What Happens Tomorrow"

    19 February 2005

    U.N.-Effective

    Oooh, wonderful! Another profound and morally upright resolution from the U.N. that will never be enforced!

    Football Thugs

    This is cute! It's just another example of why college athletics should be eliminated.

    Solo

    Right then, wankers, I'm single again. Bring on the totties.

    Assad Change of Affairs

    Following up on my earlier post about the new strategic alliance between Syria and Iran, Syrian President Assad has replaced his intelligence chief with... You guessed it, his brother-in-law! When it comes to Arab Ba'ath parties, nepotism rules!

    The Domino Effect

    Okay, so within the last three years, and more specifically, within the last six months, we've seen democratic reforms and the establishment of freedom in the following areas:

  • Afghanistan
  • Iraq
  • The Ukraine

    We've also seen the beginnings of democratic reform in the following areas:

  • Saudi Arabia
  • "Palestine"

    And I seem to remember hearing something about Egypt, but the details aren't coming back to me; it may have been some of the government goons cracking down on protestors, I'm not sure. We've seen no movements toward democracy in Libya, but Qaddafi has decided to play ball and come back to the international community. We've also seen a growing dissent in Iran among Iranian citizens, both young and old, who want freedom and democracy. I've said on several occasions that I foresee the liberation of Iran within the next five years.

    Anyway, I'll get to the point. I'm starting to wonder... Could the next domino be Lebanon?
  • A Travesty of Eponymity

    The fact that this beautiful machine is named after one of America's most spectacular failures is an absolute travesty.

    Big Chicom Army

    The U.S. government and our Japanese allies will address the problem of China's growing military.

    I was in the Navy in 2001 when Lieutenant Shane Osborn made an emergency landing on Hainan Island after a Chinese F-8 fighter harassed and then collided with his EP-3E Aries surveillance plane. Both before and after, all the way up until a bunch of Islamofascist murderers rammed planes into buildings, my shipmates and I agreed that our most likely enemy in the future would be China.

    I'm not positive of that anymore, but a lot of China's policies worry me. I don't care for their "one nation, two systems" policy, which basically amounts to stifling democracy in Macau and Hong Kong in direct violation of legally binding treaties. I don't care for China's policy of "reunification" (read: conquest) of Taiwan. I'm very suspicious of China's policy of buying dollars like it's going out of style. I'm especially distrustful of recent Israeli and European attempts to sell advanced weapons technology with China.

    China doesn't yet have the military technology to challenge the West, but they have more than enough capacity to make things in Asia very difficult for the West and downright nasty for our close allies. These allied nations include Japan, Taiwan, Mongolia, Singapore, et cetera.

    It's worth keeping an eye on.